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@swagwhiteguy

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You can’t hit a 9 team parlay unless you place a 9 team parlay. #Gamecocks #TarHeels #Braves #Steelers #Canes #ManCity

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Ideal Monday morning vibes #Fuller
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@barstoolsports Completely worth it, SNL is lib bs now. Bama sorority girls are hot
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@PhilipWegmann @PressSec I wondered where he learned it from!
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@RiggsBarstool “How about that champ?” Good lord what a line from Eldrick
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@BarstoolUofSC Gotta be Pour House. Fall 2016 and Spring 2017 were insanity in there
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@ESPNBooger : ‘Arkansas honestly got screwed here’ #Facts
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@Tyre_94 I took the Wok, to Whole Foods.
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@Doinks2Big Oh my goodness
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@TronCarterNLU @Jay_Kiehle Rivers is from Alabama and doesn’t win lmao
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🚨 new Subaru comes with an appetizer button 🚨
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@swagwhiteguy
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So the superintendent at Winged Foot said that if the winning score in this weeks Open was under par he would quit his job. Let’s ride #MayTheBestCourseWin @PFTCommenter #USOpenGolf
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@stoolpresidente Pizza Pete, legend of the game
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🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #GodSaveTheQueen
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Thank you Twitter fam for always making me laugh, couldn’t have accomplished this without you guys along the way
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Get ready to learn LinkedIn buddy
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Do you think Bronny should stay another year at USC?
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US Open let’s ride 💪📈
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@swagwhiteguy
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@SartoriallyInc What about Sean wotherspoon?
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@SartoriallyInc Kush Limbaugh
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@swagwhiteguy
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Sweet 16 pack! @UNC_Basketball
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Pulled up with the Martians
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@Doinks2Big Yes please
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@FBI Alec Baldwin killed more people than this guy
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@Starting9 Baby shark is soooo stupid lmao
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Zoom interview gang!
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@swagwhiteguy
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Isaiah Pacheco in the open field?
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That's the " I HAVE TO LET THE OTHERS KNOW" run 🤣
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⚠️ Pardon my flex ⚠️
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@barstoolsports Discrimination against Irish Americans will not be tolerated!
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@dubs4o8
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OH MY GOD BLOCKED BY GIANNIS
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Swag Saturday
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@swagwhiteguy
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Bored at home due to social distancing like me? #AroundTheWorldChallenge is just for you. Some people call me young Larry Bird, but I would never endorse that @J_Walk_20 @Sean_Moore5 @Joe_Burrow10 @KingJames @LiamBreen_ @MagicJohnson
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Orange tank top Tennessee girl right there 👀👀👀
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This shit ran thru me like Darren McFadden at Arkansas
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🦍🦍🦍
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This referee in the Netherlands vs Spain game may be the worst of all time 😂 how is that not a penalty?
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Pour House with Rae Sremmurd? Yup top 10 college moment for sure
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USC got it swae !!!
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@JackKennedy He’s allowed to own them??
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@gmoneyhef10 @BarstoolBigCat Here’s Pres and Big Cat (trying to) return serves from Andy Roddick. Quality content
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@BarstoolBigCat That’s a Donussy
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Sweet take by me 9 years ago
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I stormed the court and I dare someone to give me crap about it http://t.co/sFE2C5AaFb
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@Nike why was this crewneck removed from the Nocta Golf collection? Literally has been used in all promo for the release and by far the only thing worth actually buying. Way to go #NoctaGolf
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@PressSec Fuel shortages reported in NC, SC, and GA. Thanks for the help!
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Many children are much safer now
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#BREAKING : All Catholic churches across Rome to completely close due to #coronavirus
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@swagwhiteguy
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considering applying http://t.co/qekYzXMVl8
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This cannot be a real photo. 😂
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if a white girl goes to Miley and doesn't insta a picture, then did she even go?
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@mahaaaay Post tax retirement account. Principal and earnings grow tax free
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Made it through college without falling in love #cash
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Gym crush has an Android and our texts are green:
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🦍🦍🦍
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6 scrambled eggs to the face this morning @peta
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Looking like Pops 😳
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Charlie Woods appears to be fighting an injury ✊
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Guess what race my parents are
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Throwing the football with the kids at the pool. I’m back
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Cup of pulled pork, don’t mind if I do
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@bongsandbuicks Play it Again Sports
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Sharing this on all socials #Fuller
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@RapCaviar Lil Baby 🐐
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When your girl says you can smash
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@marty_mush (Loses tonight)
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Not the greatest pace but I’m very proud of myself.
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I’m a #RealEater
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@0Gstank @timelesssports_ Wildest part is that he’s 100% right the whole time, but no disrespect obviously
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Not a good range session until some meat head in a Florida St polo shows up with 18 alignment rods and snaps an iron over his knee #Sheesh
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UVA should be banned from NCAA tournament forever
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Condon on Florida just got absolutely screwed on that block. Not even close to a foul there
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@swagwhiteguy
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9/27/97 - 7/26/16 Rest easy Malik
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No one man should have all this power
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Bully breakfast 🦍 @Jerrythekid21
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First dump after graduating high school. Lit as usual
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These notifications are so lame
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Me: Collins what do you wanna do today? Collins: go see the justin bieber movie
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heard there was a thot convention over in Raleigh tonight
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#BreakingNews Coach K pictured with Putin
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