just convinced my boyfriend EMDR stands for emotional macrodata refinement

i didn't ask him to do that now did i

me when tiktok goes away after weeks of them telling us it was gonna go away

@cctobrien idk if it's bragging to say people associate you with having a parasocial relationship to timothée chalamet 😞

@cctobrien so many people have asked me this that i'm starting to think i might have to host an actual function

no one has ever been this precious in the history of the world

@cctobrien Bad book

sorry i'm late boss spotify wrapped came out and i had to pretend that i don't know what i've been listening to for the past year

three back to back rounds of "there's no way he really won" in the span of a week and a half i just can't stand the horrors any longer

and they did...

i actually cannot think of a person better suited for the role of timothée chalamet look a like contest judge than myself and the fact that i was not considered is blasphemous

i just saw twilight in a theater and people were screaming like it was a beatles concert

literally went like this during mean girls featuring julian casablancas

my thoughts are hydro-star pimple patches i cannot fathom into constellations

he's like if abraham lincoln was my boyfriend

i was born in the right generation

just remembered that in my dream last night it was revealed that each hailey bieber erewhon smoothie contained 1 full hot dog

watching vanderpump rules for the first time in 2024 with full hindsight has been one of the most enlightening experiences of my life. i feel like a doctor of behavioral science

i accidentally talk more like @ladyefron after listening to BNCMAP in the same way my boyfriend talks with a southern accent around his relatives from mississippi i think... like that's family