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@sugarkiper

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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
Ugh… so jealous of all of the contests in #survivor42 - it’s like EVERYONE was nice… not like… half of the cast being on the dark side to begin with. They all get along?! So lucky! @survivorcbs
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
I found Matty for you “guys”! #Survivor #SurvivorGabon ❤️🌴🥥🔥
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
@davidmweissman How did we get BACK there, you mean.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@ParisHilton Wait... I think... is Paris Hilton actually kind of funny?!?! If this is sarcasm (and I believe it is), she just faced Kanye and made a self deprecating joke because she knows it’s ridiculous, but here we are typing about it?!?! Well, she’s definitely smarter than Biff.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
8 months
I’m just watching the final tribal of #survivor45 & like… yeah… 26 days is NOT enough… these guys are still in a good mood. Wtf?! … that’s just real talk. 🤷‍♀️ #survivor #oldschool … like early doctors & dentists… where is the bloodletting? Bah humbug.😏
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 months
I’ll take it. 🫶🏻
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4 months
The Queens of Gabon and Micronesia @sugarkiper #survivor
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
If you love your children, don’t take them to Disney during a pandemic.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
5 years
Quadruple blur. That’s me baby! #blurqueen #survivor @survivorcbs
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
I can’t get over HOW MUCH they talk about EMOTIONS on season 44. @JeffProbst @survivorcbs … I mean like… wow. I sure wish that was ok back in my season. #teamcarolyn
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Saw Lex today! That was coooool. Don’t be jealous @CourtneyHYates 😜❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
I just had a heart to heart with @RicardFoye & he explained some things to me. Thank you for the free & necessary education. 💜
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
@davenewworld_2 He’s mad that he can’t come out because his friends & family would dis-own him. He’s jealous. He knows if he came out, he could become handsome one day & that really burns him up that he has to stay looking like this.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
5 years
The BEST deadpan ever... #BetweenTwoFerns @laurenlapkus 👌🏻😂
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@SurvivorPenner She’s free of the body she was trapped in. I’m so sorry for your family. Love and light to you and everyone she knew. ❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
Ok, I’m rewatching #survivor #SurvivorHvsV & finally enjoying watching everyone go down one by one... muahahaha. @russelhantzshow was really running things & then @SandraDTwine sneaks up on him like a perfect villainess. 😂 rough game for many. #godsavethequeen @survivorcbs
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@DancingABC Carol Baskins?!?! I’ve seen enough. It’ll never be the same without Tom.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
@RicardFoye Some dumbass came at me for a 13 year old episode, because of letting go of Kenny & Crystal. Very random. People are INSANE- you must know. Report, block, & blast… but also, you can take this one further… WTF?! You’re doing everything right. ❤️ Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
@CarsonGarrett_ Back in my day, they would cast completely terrible people for drama. I’m so jealous of you kids not getting that, the water, and the 13 days off… I don’t think you can fully lose your mind in only 26 days, so you won’t even have ptsd! Your cast is especially lucky. Welcome in!
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
“One spoon or two?”😜
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3 years
Sugar & Spice @sugarkiper
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
7 years
@imcorinnemec @yashar FOX is questioning? You know this is real.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
Send me a spaceship please. I need to get off of this dumpster-fire planet, and return to my own. 😜🛸
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
My sister is recovering from a major surgery where she just had 6 organs removed… (what?!)…so we flew down to #BatonRouge to help & she’s been watching #supernatural all day & totes forgot I worked with @jarpad , obviously, I’m the BETTER sister… #gilmoregirls #JaredPadalecki
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
I don’t have an only fans… but I have new photos to remind you that I’m still sexy 🤷‍♀️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
We bought a house today! 🏡💥🎉
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
@nowthisnews Anyone who boo-hoos this, absolutely doesn’t understand it. This isn’t for the A-listers, this is for all the “little guys” in the union (that worked hard to get into it). The writers deserve proper pay, so do the actors. EVERYONE should be paid correctly & not swindled.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@davidmweissman I watched my daughter learn to read, (kind of), and start to learn code via online school & she’s not even in Kindergarten yet.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
The other day, I got paid almost the same amount for a 15 minute Marilyn Monroe impersonation, as I did for my second stint on Survivor… (which left me in a very terrible head space). Let that sink in to all of you @survivorcbs hopefuls & fans.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@gnuman1979 Wow… and “English” is definitely their first & only language. Damn… this is a sad country.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@OzzyLusth That definitely would’ve been a game changer…
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
I just rewatched #survivor 23, and 8, and now I’m watching some of my friends on season 12. I can totally see why people rewatch this show.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@VABVOX Omfg… yes… that’s grooming. Are these Mormons? Seems Mormony.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
Look #survivorfans ! It’s Jackie from #survivorgabon ! Opening an art galley in Burbank/Sherman Oaks, Cali., with her husband & friends. #jacquelineberg (Ramsey) . Still a stone cold fox! #survivor
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
Happy 75th birthday Bruce!!! #survivor #oldschoolsurvivor
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
We went to @Disneyland yesterday with the girls, and I’d like to thank the one woman who recognized me as ME, when Rachel stepped away for a minute. Thank you for your amazing memory! 😂🙌🏻 @RachelEReilly is way too popular right now. #survivor #bigbrother #amazingrace
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
My daughter gets everything I wasn’t able to have as a kid, and it makes me SO happy! She has a bedroom, a toy room, and a TV room, but today she got a secret hideout under the stairs. This heals my inner child. 🤗🙌🏻
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Let’s get Sugar to unfollow me… this lady is still playing for the wrong team.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@J2daJones Do a Reddit AMA… or Q&A… get it out James! 😜
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@davidmweissman First time being privy to this?
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
It’s crazy that we can have weed delivered now (legally), and people are still in prison for it. WTF?
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
I have no idea what’s going on with Big Brother... or the government. No fucking clue. Just trying to social distance & homeschool.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
For #halloween2020 I’m dressed as a super badass female hero.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Los Angeles kids wear a mask from 7 - 10.5 (after-care) hours a day at school. They don’t complain. They are happy to get to go to school! Masks are annoying but better than DEATH. Please don’t be selfish with LIFE, & wear a mask for OTHERS. It’s not hard. #vaccinated
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
Welcome to a whole new life, sir! Congratulations!!! ❤️
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I’m a dad.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@survivorcbs All I know is I saw a girl in the best rainbow outfit I’ve ever seen.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
I never, ever do this kind of thing, but this is my mom (pregnant with me), she had a stroke & is in the hospital. If you could send a good thought, love, healing energy, a prayer or whatever you do, at this lady- Patricia, could you please take second to do that for me? 🙏🏻 ❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
Susie was the only other contestant that got to stay at the Sugar Shack. She’s eating fruit in her clip here, and I was like, “Hey! That’s my house!”... I miss that pad. I still visit when I need to quiet my brain.
@Survivor_Reddit
Survivor Reddit
4 years
Survivor: Gabon but the intro is in the style of The Office 😂🐘👔 from /u/thecheesemannn
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
6 years
@kanyewest Don’t drink the tea... I think they’re doping you.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
🌏🌍🌎✌🏻🌈
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
@suRYvor That was so messed up how Jeff just let him keep rolling.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
I just did a Cameo for an 8 year old, and I have to tell you, that made me feel SO good! 🤗Survivor doesn’t pay residuals… fan love IS the residuals… especially kids. Almost worth a million bucks. I’m glad I was a “good guy”(to most). 😉
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
6 months
Didn’t see this until today. Thank you! Had a great day with my family, seeing friends this weekend & my bday trip to Dollywood had to wait until they open next month! 🥳🥰🫶🏻
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Survivor Birthdays
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Happy birthday to Jessica "Sugar" Kiper from Survivor Gabon & Heroes vs Villains. Have an awesome birthday! @sugarkiper #Survivor
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
❤️Suzie was also not vindictive. In the original CBS pre-game interview, I only name Bob & Suzie as people I thought I liked (before we were allowed to speak).
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Christine Johnson
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@sugarkiper I am just now on Season 17 of Survivor and all I can say is that Season 17 is a perfect example of Karma. You and Bob were the only people that were not vindictive. A real inspiration to myself and my 9-year-old daughter.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@SandraDTwine I got one where she made me laugh... thanks Dale!
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@romeoesco2 Wait a minute… I think I’m IN THIS GROUP!
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
5 years
🌈🍪🎉
@Survivor_Reddit
Survivor Reddit
5 years
Today marks 11 days until the return of Survivor! Let's celebrate by remembering Sugar Kiper, the Queen of Gabon, who spent the most time on Exile Island in a single season at 11 days! #Survivor @sugarkiper
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
6 years
@DineshDSouza You should literally be drug behind a carriage for this, but hopefully Hell is real & you can go straight to it. You’re an awful human being and certainly not a Christian OR a leader. I feel bad for your family & anyone who knows you. Go AWAY & stay gone, you heartless demon.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
Survivor (unknowingly) turned a criminal into a hero. Old news, but it still blows me away. Imagine the father of 11 convicted for child porn & larceny, after being made into tv hero?! I wish EVERY pedophile would just throw themselves straight into the fire.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
8 months
That part was pretty cool, I guess. 😂
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My guilty pleasure is watching seasons of survivor where I get to see either @sugarkiper or @carolynwiger over and over.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
Don’t know why they tried to charge me yesterday for that episode. 🤷‍♀️😂 Anyway, having watched it- @carolynwiger is playing my game, but better and somehow amplified, even with fewer game days. This is nuts to watch! 🤗❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do tonight... #survivor withdrawal.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
@carolynwiger Careful what you say to him. 😉
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
I guess Trump is hiding the machete, dumping the rice & burning down the camp before he leaves. We all saw it coming.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@patbrody3 Lol… he was helping his wife down the stairs. I know we haven’t seen that in a while… but that’s how a caring husband would treat his wife.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
@reedgalen If he wasn’t so stupid, I’d think this was fake… but he is exactly this stupid.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@BillyGiese Man.I didn’t have a chance anyway, with a bitter witch in the jury,but I also had a panic attack right before we walked into final tribal.I thought I was going to pass out or puke.I could barely breathe.They said “this shot could send you into convulsions OR relax you”.🤷‍♀️🖕🏻😂❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@FirenzeMike Oh my lord... I don’t know who these Tik-Tok gold-diggers think they are, but I weep for humanity.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
EXCITING #survivor news!💥❤️
@Survivor_Reddit
Survivor Reddit
4 years
We are very pleased to announce that @ncelitecox and @LiquidKen of #Survivor : Gabon will be joining us for an AMA this Thursday, July 23rd at 8 pm EST/5 pm PST! Both will be answering questions you have to ask - and it's requested you submit them now! ⬇️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
Nope... this guy doesn’t deserve to be paid for the rest of his life, nor be able to use Presidential resources. He needs to GO.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Today I filmed a Karen & airdropped it to the employee she was hassling. No one is getting away these days. We all have video cameras.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Sometimes I wonder why people can be so angry. #HappyHumpDay #survivorgabon
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
My Dad would have been 75 today. ❤️‍🩹Happy heavenly birthday, Dad.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
I see you, people bragging about your empty row on the airplane, or how easy it was to get through security, cute maskless pic! I think you’re stupid, selfish & irresponsible. So very hard not to wish harm on that. The shit list is growing this year. Why would you POST?! Ugh. 🙄
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
I have no idea who this guy is, but we both wore kimonos last night. 😜 Tag him if he looks familiar! In case anyone is wondering, I’ll be FINE… but I’ve never liked a player more than Carolyn. If anyone asks me who won this season, I’ll always say it was her.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Take that, LIFE! Muahahaha! I just bought a house & I’m feeling fancy!
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2 years
Check this out @survivor_bob ! I have to get you your idol. I’m texting you.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@williamlegate Does this guy think we hate people that call themselves Christians?
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
@williamlegate I shit you not... yesterday our nanny showed me, out of the blue, that she had a My Pillow, and said it wasn’t good at all. I have never even seen one up close, & it was so bizarre to me! I guess I need to buy her one of yours now. That lady deserves some good rest.
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Happy 7th wedding anniversary to my fine-ass husband who cares for me like an aging rockstar. Thank you for always doing the paperwork for me, and opening all of the jars. ❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@J2daJones Thank you James! Someone told me that you’d said that somewhere. Welcome to the folds.❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
@davenewworld_2 Except not a single thing he’s done, shows loyalty to God… just WORDS which mean nothing to him. He wasn’t “Christian” until they told him to be.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
1 year
@PopCrave Omg @meeshfitz ! I guess we have answered the “which season ?!” question! 👏🏻🥳
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@NoLieWithBTC Wow… she really hates gay people.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Good! She’s being charged.
@DrDenaGrayson
Dena Grayson, MD, PhD
3 years
More on this #racist piece of trash.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
@CurrentGilmore @jarpad Thanks for posting. He’s a doll.
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
I shouldn’t be so excited to book something cool, that I announce it… but look… something rad has happened, and I’m very excited… it’s small, but on something I feel that a lot of people will watch…so YAY!
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
4 years
I caught my 4 year old daughter rubbing two sticks together last night, trying to start a fire. I have had several proud moments with her, but that was the BEST!
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
2 years
Send good, positive vibes at me please! Just for a brief moment! 🙏🏻❤️
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
2 days until every Survivor alumni posts their photos from the game (including me). Lol. Who is scared for these new guys?🙋‍♀️ They all look pretty “nice” from what I saw… this is going to get ugly. #Survivor41
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Jess “Sugar” Kiper Critelli
3 years
Uh oh #Survivor41 premiers tonight! I posted a bunch of pics on different channels already, (as promised). Get ready to see a lot of these from us… 🤪 Dang… I really miss the old Sugarshack, but my new house is so much nicer, and the pool is WAY cleaner! 🎉 Enjoy the show!
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