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actually my ironic detachment from everything and above-it-all who-gives-a-shit attitude is charming and sexy when i do it. it's ugly on everyone else, though, unless they're friends with me
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video essays are great up until you find one about a subject youre passionate about and realise it's completely full of shit. and then you start to wonder about all the other ones
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look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night
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probably a bad sign: every trans woman i know has admitted to being extremely paranoid about being a complete monster & also every bridge theyve built spontaneously combusting and destroying them
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the only good ones really are the ones that arent trying to be educational or whatever but are moreso about a particular feeling or idea that's personal to the creator. but thats how it is w/ art
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Yeah man we have to do something about the porn addict situation. maybe the social panopticon isn’t enough. maybe we should do, uh, corporeal punishment again. [visibly sweating] maybe humiliation to really make sure they step back in line. yknow village stocks, whips,
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@super_dollworld
why wouldn’t it be a bad sign that there’s a not entirely unfounded culture of paranoia amongst nearly every transfem that their life could be over at any moment
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we’re putting you in a chastity belt until you demonstrate you can express sexuality in a way that reduces + minimises harm, and centres queer lesbian joy. it has spikes on the inside also. start licking
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@nise_yoshimi
abe and kishi are now both subject to eternal poppy harvesting by mao's ghost in hell
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@twinkdefcon
falls into the same category as “biblically accurate angels”. in that it irrationally pisses me off & it’s become extremely prevalent despite everyone else being wrong
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@twinkdefcon
the year is 2007. the only two websites are somethingawful and .
the year is 2016. the only two websites are somethingawful and .
the year is 2024. the only two websites are
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asking for a c¡s lesbian chaser to save you is like asking santa claus to save you, or the tooth fairy. grow up
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@twinkdefcon
american VNs began to deconstruct themselves before they actually constructed anything
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a few people confused about this one; google “transmisogyny” 👍
probably a bad sign: every trans woman i know has admitted to being extremely paranoid about being a complete monster & also every bridge theyve built spontaneously combusting and destroying them
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@twinkdefcon
wow who wouldve guessed the endless 'progressive' droning abt Porn Addicts would actually end up being weaponised by repressive politicians
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@twinkdefcon
the more you resist filipino cultural victory, the tide grows stronger & stronger
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Game Bros when you say you like mario and not an estonian black-and-white game about a psychic alcoholic divorcee witnessing the end of the world through hostile metaphysics and the gameplay is reading text (its a metaphor for the decay of capitalism)
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@twinkdefcon
i love these arguments because you can try to reason as articulately as humanly possible and they have a free thought-terminating cliche at hand that lets them dismiss literally anything you say
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they killed her for having too much love in her heart
18 years ago today, Pluto was demoted from our Solar System to dwarf planet status.
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tone of OP makes me want to abandon literally every other principle i have for pure hedonism
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yeah im taking your esoteric above-it-all Poster pseud transgirl on here and im breaking her into redditism. she says "skirt go spinny" now and loves bridget guilty gear. she uses :3 in casual conversation
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@CantEverDie
have the american parties tried appealing to voters and having popular policies yet
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@barfieldgussy
these are the *most* polyamarous bisexual women you’ll ever meet. day after this they all went to Board Game Night. their dnd characters are all muscled tieflings
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the secret key is that edtwt users are all insane nazis as well
I see a lot of people talk about insane nazis since elon took over but the anorexics are just as prevalent and unimaginably cruel and ill, just a complete shit show
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staring at a quarter-cigarette on the ground and it starts talking to me like the green goblin mask
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@pinkopog
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no better way to build clout than constructing an other and ruthlessly ostracising it
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@twinkdefcon
honestly i still think zoomer puritanism is overstated & a generational outlook is kinda flawed. definitely feels more like a corporate effort if anything
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there was a full on unspoken cybernetic erosion of privacy that occurred in the 2010s and now you have to sidestep people livestreaming in public
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Video Game Writing is pretty easy to spot. you can tell when a guy just doesn't read
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something something latex catsuit big sister 100000 likes on transsexual twitter
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theres like 6 or so good ones and then a million made by headass nerds who think theyre going to be the first one to "utilise the medium theyre in"
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@twinkdefcon
honestly from how i remember 10 years ago i have to disagree a little bit wrt trans people
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hwbm fanartists are soo forgetful… they keep forgetting saturn isn’t white and pluto isn’t thin… that’s crazy wtf lol..,
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@twinkdefcon
No, you’re the last normal guy on earth. You alone hold the objective evidence-based analysis that solves all this. All you have to do is make them listen, on Social Media,
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@twinkdefcon
youtube keeps trying to get me to watch this no matter how many times i tell it to fuck off. shit is dire
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in conclusion: i am not a “goonette”, in the same way marx was not a “marxist”
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there is no people on earth less likely to overthrow their government than the americans. they just can’t. they’re like bratty subs but for the police state
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@nise_yoshimi
you gotta hand it to the one country better at stagnation and misery than us. they set their agenda in the 50s and haven't broken from that path once
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@twinkdefcon
nihilism was invented by rick and morty in 2017 and was epic owned by smiling friends forever in 2024
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You are going to be okay. You are not going to be drafted, you are not going to be nuked. Spare a thought, instead, for the people who will actually bear the brunt of this war
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@twinkdefcon
i wanna play as a chad who gets to bang hot anime chicks with big knockers all day but that sounds cool as well
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grabbing my vibrator & starting my playlist of computers having their RAM removed while theyre still on
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@twinkdefcon
70% of earth’s population would gladly give up rights to privacy for minor convenience
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@barfieldgussy
bitten and scratched by my kitten this morning. pawsoids need to learn Empathy.
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to the guy who dm'd me to ask what my favourite dinosaur is; i'll get back to you im just doing a period of intense study, i don't want to pick a bad dinosaur, that would be really embarrassing
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the way pedophilia accusations have become so Memeified is kind of troubling. turning it into a pop culture team sports peanut gallery helps nobody, especially not actual victims
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@twinkdefcon
convinced that 95% of all job listings are for optics at this point, with how *everyone i know* is going through it
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@twinkdefcon
surely making something this rotten for this amount of time does something irreversibly damaging to your brain
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not the same exact thing but iirc every mention of the word 'communism' is replaced with a nonsense word in the chinese translation, which i thought was interesting
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@twinkdefcon
not a fan of how if you consume pornography to any extent people on this website will treat you like a meth addict
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@twinkdefcon
can’t imagine anything sadder than getting seriously invested in this kind of thing. it’s all so fucking dull
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instead of voice training i spend 30 minutes a day practicing kneeling + looking up at my captor defiantly
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@twinkdefcon
they should definitely explicitly use the word "sapphic" as well so people get especially mad
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ALL writing is fetish writing. Art is for PERVERTS
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this has a shitton of interactions by people who dont even know who i am so i guess i have to resign myself to the fact that a bunch of people just only abstractly know me as some anonymous goonette
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@twinkdefcon
look theyre ordered least to most cancellable. just cut off the right half of the image
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what if you're a hardcore caffiene addict and coffee is just flavoured water to you. thjen what
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everyone expects men to jerk off; a woman addicted to masturbation is engaging in a revolutionary act of defiance against the patriarchal-imperialist order, shunning traditional sexual relations in favour of-
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showed up to kill george floyd in minutes for counterfeiting yet it somehow took hours to respond to a shooting. zero humanity in these fucking monsters
George Floyd's 4-year-old niece was shot in her sleep after bullets were fired into her father's apartment and it took 4 hours for the Houston police department to arrive. Arianna Delane has a punctured lung, a punctured liver, and 3 broken ribs.
Houston police have no suspects.
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