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It’s been over 24 hours at this point and I’m still seeing people talking about this. Imagine having such a shit take that hundreds of people are still popping off at you well after the fact lmao
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My whole life, I’ve been the weird, socially awkward kid. And then I found the racc pacc and y’all are just like “that’s cool fam we encourage that here.” And I just…my heart is feeling full today 🥹🫶🏼
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Got my three month scans back, and the tumors are continuing to shrink! Winning at cancer, bitches 😎
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The tl is lookin real angry today and I just wanna say that this is a safe space for all Loveless fans, new and old. Unless I see you on some fuck shit, in which case I’ll probably just silently unfollow because I’m afraid of confrontation. Please just be nice to each other 🥺
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Starting new chemo tomorrow here’s hoping it doesn’t make my hair fall out again 😩
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I swear I black out every time I get to meet the boys, but pls why does he look so sweet while giving a hug 🥹
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Just found out my dad does NOT have cancer!!!!! Today is a good day 🥹
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I feel like
@juliancomeau
should give the people what they want and wear booty shorts and a crop top tonight. Transcend the slutty, if you will.
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Oh noooooo my fingers slipped I guess I’ll have to sit through another
@thisisloveless
concert oh what a shame this is the worst oh noooo 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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Absolutely love that we’re making these a reality. Hop on the Discord if you haven’t yet!
Ever wanted to have Pokémon cards of your friends? Maybe even have some of your own to trade with new
@thisisloveless
fans? Now you can 😂
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Guys I think I’m turning bi for Julian what is happening why is he so adorable
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Going to the parx/loveless show on Monday but I don’t know any waterparks songs. Help????
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Chemo got me feeling icky and my mom just called to check up on me and now I’m all teary and just want my mommy to make it better 🥲
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I just need y’all to see my wife cause she’s so fucking pretty 😍
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They said pink and blue are Loveless colors and I took that to heart 😌
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Sharing my
@honeyrevengeca
vip pic so it sees the light of day 😅 my wife saw it and said “why are you like this?” LET ME LIVE
@stratton_k
literally what i'm paying for half the time hahahaha i have so many m&g pics that will never see the light of day
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After 3 years of losing countless employees, getting bitched at by members, and getting generally fucked over and stressed out by my boss, I finally reported him to corporate, and I gotta say…I feel hopeful for the first time in a long time. *happy sigh*
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Almost loveless time Almost loveless time Almost loveless time Almost loveless time Almost loveless time Almost loveless time
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Love it when my favorite bands like my videos! Totally legit band accounts that are in no way fake and are most definitely run by the band members. Yes. For sure.
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Hey guys I am now down from 84 open tabs in my web browser to 17. I am ✨mental health✨
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So I just woke up from a dream where a bunch of us got abducted by aliens after a Loveless concert but they didn’t keep us long at all, and then the next day they came back to give us a bill for the tests they ran??? Tf aliens need with US dollars??
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Sometimes I forget that some women are attracted to men, and then I log onto Twitter and see y’all posting some of the thirstiest shit about Julian and I just- 😂😂😂
(I love y’all this is not meant to be mean at all! 🫶🏼)
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I have cancer scans all day April 5th and have to go back to the oncologist on the 8th to see what treatment I’ll be switching to, and yet I’m still over here trying to figure out how to get to Cali to see
@thisisloveless
one more time before the end of tour. HELP 😭
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NEED MOAR LOVELESS SHOWS
YALL WANT TO REPLY/QRT THIS WITH PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF YOU MEETING LOVELESS SOOO BAD (pls dont let this flop i rlly want to see)
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Do you ever suspect you might have autism so you take the RAADS test online but then convince yourself you probably cheated so you take it again but then get an even higher score so then you convince yourself you cheated so you take it again but get an even higher score so you….
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Officially in Florida. Gonna carry the torch for
@stephen_haaker
and say gay so fucking much 👏🏼
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POV: you’re not sick from chemo anymore, just in time for another dose
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Racc pacc, I just need each and every one of y’all to know that I love you so much already. I hope we meet one day ♥️
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@thisisloveless
@em_pomegranates
If the repair person tries to give you any sort of runaround tomorrow, let them know that you know someone who consumes large quantities of broccoli and Brussels sprouts and will fart IN THEIR EYE
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@juliancomeau
Trick question you should actually add literally your whole discography thank you for your time
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One thing about my mom, she has to cross out “from” and replace it with “love.” Bless this woman
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Day 1 after new chemo drug: morning coffee was still delicious.
Big day for whiny people (me) 😀
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Get you some besties who send you colorful wigs when you’re going through chemo 🥹
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Brag by
@TheHomeTeamNW
has been out for a week and it’s already my number 4 most streamed song of all time on Spotify. Why am I like this 😳
Or maybe the better question is why does it fuck so hard?
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You know that part in “Better” by
@thisisloveless
where’s its like “I think I hate the ✨pause✨ pressure”? That shit releases all dem good brain chemicals 🫠
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Guys I really miss my cat tonight. We lost her last May and it still hurts 😭 My sweet little baby Tonks
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*at the ATL
@thisisloveless
show*
Me: hey I made you this friendship bracelet do you want one?
Them: this is a bag of rocks
Me: yes what’s the problem
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Trying not to panic but my most recent tumor blood test suggested growth so if you feel like sharing your most unhinged memes and/or your animals, I won’t be mad 😰
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@juliancomeau
We’re all just really proud of you for washing your ass you’re doing great bbgirl 🫶🏼
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I feel like we don’t talk about “I Didn’t Miss You Anymore” by
@thisisloveless
enough. That shit hurted 🥲
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Just sitting here, patiently awaiting a
@thisisloveless
headlining tour, after they finally announce the release of Loveless II. It’s fine, I can wait (I can’t). 🥲
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Hey sorry I said that weird thing back in 1997; I assure you I have thought about it every day for the past 27 years
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It feels cruel that cats lie around like this when they know they’re going to bite me for touching the bellyyyyy 😩😩😩
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Idk what happened on the live or what leaking shenanigans were going on earlier, but I feel like I’m okay with that? Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss 😌
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if u see this, qrt with a pic where u felt pretty :3
Throwing it way back to when I actually had hair 🥹
if u see this, qrt with a pic where u felt pretty :3
(Here’s 2)
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Y’all ever just compulsively peel the skin off from around your nails even though it hurts and often bleeds or are you normal?
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@th1nwhitel1es
Like I get being a little sad about it because it means that now you have to share your favorite artist with a lot more people, but like….all I want for my favorite band is for them to be successful and happy!!
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I don’t generally keep in touch with this particular ex, but she sent me a picture of 2 year old Nora in her Hello Kitty jammies and I 😭😭😭😭
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HOW DO I KNOW WHEN THE CHORIZO IS COOKED IT STARTS RED AND ENDS RED HALP
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Y’all I am being so brave on this drive. Only one almost panic attack! 😀
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@notcornemoji
@thisisloveless
I know this isn’t an faq thing but I need to be a bitch for a second I guess: can we normalize not writing the same thing over and over and over in the chat until Julian acknowledges it?
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HONEY REVENGE TONIGHT HONEY REVENGE TONIGHT HONEY REVENGE TONIGHT 😀😀😀😀😀😀
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My wife is sick for the first time in nearly 10 years and she sounds so horrible and I can’t do anything to fix it and I just- 😭😭😭😭😭
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My brother in Christ you are a grown ass adult AND Covid has been a thing for four years now; cover your goddamn mouth when you cough
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Me every morning on my way to shitpost
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The oncologist said I could get tattoos as long as they’re not in the middle of a treatment cycle oh my god I’m screaming crying throwing up life has meaning again 🥹
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I’ve picked up reading again over the past year or two, and I set a goal of 30 books at the beginning of this year, hoping to make it at least close to that. I just finished book 50 😁
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Whoever told me that doing a training run the day after leg day was a good idea, you’re an asshole (it was me)
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POV: you spent four days keying in every employee’s gross pay, net pay, deductions, tax breakdowns, and hours for every single pay period from January to October, only to be told you didn’t do it right, even though you filled out the spreadsheet in the exact way they requested 🙃
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@notcornemoji
@thisisloveless
No Julian will not do a cover of whatever song you’re asking. Yes Julian would *probably* love to do a collab with whatever big name artist you’re asking about. No julian has most likely not listened to [insert artist] new album; he’s not been listening to music lately
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Idk if any of y’all have ever felt your bare scalp before, but that skin feels kinda….ballsacky. So you’re welcome for that information
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Now, my kidneys and liver are fully functioning, my calcium is back to normal, and my tumor marker is down to 25. Imma call this a win 😎
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Tell me why my anxiety is through the ROOF, when I’m on vacation and this is the view from my back door? 😰
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One of my absolute favorite people in the world sent me THE BEST birthday gift!!!!!!! Boutta be insufferable for the foreseeable future sorry not sorry 😌
Also shoutout to
@fuckinonone
for sending me those gorgeous Home Team bracelets you see on my wrist!!
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I know this app is widely considered to be absolute garbage, but goddamn I love the interactions I get to have with all of you on here. 🫶🏼
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@rachel_emery1
@juliancomeau
@DJswampdaddy
@thisisloveless
It looks like Julian is shouting at Dylan’s wiener in the last one 💀💀💀
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@aka_issa
This isn’t new but I just need you to see that I got to hold a raccoon last summer and it was one of the greatest moments of my entire life
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@LurrE
Interactions or retweets or whatever the fuck from two grown men who have autonomy over who they choose to interact with is so fucking stupid and childish. You’ve never made me feel anything but welcome and valued, and I will physically fight anyone who comes at you
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TL lookin kinda sad today and I once again don’t know what happened, but like….maybe let’s all just be nice to each other? No forehead kisses for you if you aren’t kind 😤
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