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the symbolism in bungo stray dogs is so rich and detailed, for example chuuya wears a black choker and leather gloves to symbolise that he serves cunt
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imagining chuuya sucking dazai's blood and being so disgusted he snaps back into his humanity
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the current whiplash between bsd anime watchers only who are currently going “CHUUYA IS ALIVE” and manga readers who are currently going “DAZAI IS ALIVE” is just surreal
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chuuya: *shoots dazai*
verlaine, in his basement, waking up in a good mood: something’s finally right
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random mafia guy, on the phone: we have him
chuuya: who?
random mafia guy: we have your partner—dazai osamu
chuuya: oh
random mafia guy: “oh”?
chuuya: yeah, you don’t have him. he has you. good luck *hangs up*
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i’m sorry but fyodor being around since the late 15th century only to have beef with a bunch of 22 year olds and ultimately getting defeated by the power of soulmatism, contact lenses and fake fangs is HYSTERICAL
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something about fyodor being able to predict dazai but not chuuya, of him being ultimately defeated because he overlooked chuuya, because he considered chuuya a pawn in either his or dazai’s games and not as another player or an equal (as dazai usually does)
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the flavour of skk in the “grumpy and sunshine” trope, where the ada sees bright and loud dazai + a more serious chuuya while the mafia sees chuuya as the outgoing, likeable one + dazai as this eldritch, terrifying being—so no one’s sure on who’s the sunshine or the grumpy one
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dazai osamu, age 15
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*previously on bungou stray dogs*
dazai: i know
chuuya: he knows
fyodor: i know that he knows
dazai: he doesn’t know that i know that he knows
fyodor: he doesn’t know that i know that he knows i know
chuuya: do they know that we know?
sigma: WHAT’S GOING ON???
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dazai: chuuya’s chapstick tastes really good
kouyou: have you two finally kissed?
chuuya: no, he ate it
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when you remember how big dazai and chuuya’s range is, that some skk fics on ao3 are tagged “strangers to friends to partners to lovers to stangers again to enemies to friends to lovers”, like
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thinking about fyodor in the middle ages dying from the bubonic plague only to wake up in a rat’s body
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i’m sorry but if chuuya wasn’t a vampire the entire time and that was the noise he VOLUNTARILY chose to make as a “vampire grunt”, did NO ONE show him a vampire movie in ALL THESE YEARS???
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chuuya: so i’ve noticed how we’ve slowly begun to remove the “b” out of this “bromance”
dazai: *confessed within a day of meeting chuuya, wanted chuuya as his dog for life, made two gay ass speeches to chuuya in one day, shoved chuuya’s face onto his crotch*
dazai: “slowly”?
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fifteen: *tug of war between sheep and dazai over chuuya*
stormbringer: *tug of war between adam and verlaine over chuuya*
currently in bsd: *tug of war between fyodor and dazai over chuuya*
someone free him
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we don’t talk nearly enough about manga dazai’s reaction to chuuya pulling on his hair and dragging him closer in the dungeon reunion scene being him giving chuuya a little pout
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bungo stray dogs
theres no heterosexual explanation for a large portion of this manga
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“what’s your favourite ao3 tag?”
"hurt/comfort"
“NO. what’s REALLY your favourite ao3 tag?”
“...”
"Possessive Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)”
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chuuya: what’s up with you and my personal space
dazai: you mean OUR personal space
chuuya:
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remember when dazai cupped chuuya’s cheek so gently after corruption had already been nullified and both of them smiled at each other with shining eyes while floating in the air and then suddenly they’re on the ground and dazai is shoving chuuya’s face onto his crotch, like
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bsd manga readers 🤝 bsd anime watchers only
unspoken fear over september 20, 2023
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dazai “😒” osamu and nakahara “🙄” chuuya
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the way dazai went “there were some moments where our hearts reached out to each other, like that time-“ but MULTIPLE flashbacks started popping in his mind, the way dazai can’t just decide on one moment alone when practically every interaction they’ve had was meaningful to him
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dazai really fell hard and fast—like, in fifteen he goes "that's what makes me love you", tells chuuya he "can't think around him", tries to get chuuya to be his dog for life and throws a tamper tantrum when he's assigned to kouyou instead. boy had it bad from day one
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“i used corruption because i trusted you.”
“you used corruption, believing in me? how beautiful.”
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dazai: if you were a fruit, you’d be a peach
chuuya: because of my hair?
dazai: *staring at his round ass*
dazai: sure
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do you ever think about how dazai canonically admitted he can’t stop thinking about chuuya whether he was awake or asleep
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thinking about chuuya being so used to dazai’s flirting ways that he never recognises that dazai’s not mocking or pranking him, he’s seriously trying his best to flirt to him all this time
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what if next week’s episode being called twilight farewell just means chuuya snaps out of vampirism and, out of options to deal with fyodor’s plans, resorts to using corruption even if dazai can’t nullify him. what if twilight farewell means the farewell of double black
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dazai’s relationships (that aren’t platonic) are so funny, on one hand we have multiple women he’s left crying and on the other hand we have his partner of 7 years (who technically was only his partner for 3 years) to whom he confessed on day 1 of said partnership
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skk au where they’ve been secretly dating for years but people only find out because one day they accidentally switch accessories and dazai goes to work at the ada wearing chuuya’s choker while chuuya shows up at a port mafia meeting wearing dazai’s bolo tie
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i swear to god if it turns out that fyodor was the one responsible for creating abilities and has been basically trying to undo it ever since, that would actually explain a lot about his motives
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the only reason chuuya and dazai are still on speaking terms with each other is because dazai blew up chuuya's car, not his bike
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dazai, unbuttoning shirt: damn, it’s hot in here~
chuuya:
chuuya: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?
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bsd au where everything is the same but arahabaki frequently talks to chuuya in his head but never about anything relevant to the plot—meaning he only provides "compelling commentary" on how stupid and useless the people surrounding his vessel are
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chuuya: dazai and i are together
kouyou: oh
verlaine: oh
dazai: oh
chuuya:
chuuya: dazai, why are you STILL surprised?
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skk au where dazai miscalculated the timing and the bomb he placed on chuuya's car blows up when chuuya's still inside. for years dazai thinks his plan succeeded, until their reunion. because even though he taunted him, chuuya didn't seem to hear him. at all.
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chuuya: is that whiskey?
dazai: yup~
chuuya: straight?
dazai: bi, actually
chuuya: the WHISKEY, not YOU
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never forgetting how dazai canonically cleaned up chuuya's face and folded his clothes and hat so carefully after he used corruption
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bsd au where everything’s the same but there’s no major conflict and dazai somehow still gets arrested—so while the ada are working on plausible ways to get him out he is frequently visited by chuuya, who can’t stop laughing every time he sees dazai in the prison interview room
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skk au where people working at the port mafia keep trying to sneakily take pictures of their crush (chuuya) while he’s out and not noticing but when they go check the photos, without fail, there’s this guy wearing bandages staring straight at the camera with an unsettling smile
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dazai: i’ve been thinking about chuuya for 7 years!
verlaine: technically i’ve been thinking about him for 14 years, go home kid
dazai: ☺️
dazai: ☺️🔪
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chuuya: i think i like dazai?
kouyou and verlaine, unsurprised:
chuuya: i mean romantically
kouyou, unimpressed: is that so?
verlaine: my deepest condolences
chuuya:
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chuuya: i wish there was something between us
dazai: like what?
chuuya: a wall
dazai:
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dazai absolutely came from a wealthy background because no 14 year old would subject himself to wearing suits everyday throughout puberty unless they were rich
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so if dazai’s legs are both broken and he needs to leave the prison before the poison kicks in does that mean my boy’s gonna get princess carried to victory? that would be very babygirl of him, i’m just saying
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chuuya: dazai is the worst, can’t he just die?
dazai: *nearly dies*
chuuya: fUCK, not like THAT
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oda: are you in love with chuuya?
dazai, sweating: ……no
ango: then why do you draw ‘D+C’ in hearts everywhere?
dazai: it stands for despair and contempt
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dazai: i’m upset
chuuya: why, what happened?
dazai: none of your business
chuuya:
chuuya: ok, fine, fuck you, stay upset, hope your day gets worse
the other port mafia executives at the meeting:
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skk au where everything’s the same but chuuya inherited rimbaud’s taste for corsets instead of his hat and dazai has to physically resist covering him up every time they go on a mission because that’s HIS partner people won’t stop staring at
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the fact that skk are regarded as “the underground’s most vicious duo” when their first instinct to any minor inconvenience is to bullshit their way through it is hilarious yet peak iconic behaviour
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skk au where, instead of your soulmate's name, their ability name is written on your body—chuuya wonders if it's bitterness or relief he feels when he sees "no longer human" on his skin, while dazai dreads and longs for the moment he meets the wielder of "for the tainted sorrow"
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dazai and chuuya, respectively
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dazai is actually the most relatable character in bsd, i too would become immediately obsessed upon seeing nakahara chuuya in person
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skk soulmate au where you have your soulmate’s name written on your wrist but said name may change depending on the choices you make in life. cue dazai osamu slowly losing his mind because no matter the bad choices he makes, the name on his wrist is still nakahara chuuya
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15!dazai: chuuya is the most confusing human i’ve ever met
15!dazai: like, who says exactly what they’re thinking? what kind of game is he playing?
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dazai, on DAY ONE of his partnership with chuuya:
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remember that one “interview” where dazai mentioned that whenever he can’t sleep in the summer he’d just “stare at the ceiling while thinking about ways to bother chuuya”? he is NEVER beating the fell first AND harder allegations
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imagine skk in the middle of their first mission after becoming partners and even though dazai’s plans succeed, it still turns into a mess & they’re both running away, jumping into a car and chuuya yells at dazai to drive but he’s panicking because he’s 15 and doesn’t know how
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dazai freaking out in wan when chuuya goes “off script” when it comes to their bickering makes me genuinely curious as to what would’ve happened if chuuya had decided to fuck with him during their dungeon reunion and acted completely different than what dazai expected
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so basically: fyodor’s ability grants him the power to commit “the crime”—kill someone by touching them—as well as to apply “the punishment” if he is the one being killed—by taking over their bodies and coming back to life
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fifteen!dazai: how do i tell this person i’m fascinated with that i want him to stay by my side for the rest of our lives and be loyal to me alone?
fifteen!dazai: . . .
fifteen!dazai, to chuuya: “be my dog for life”
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dazai: chuuya, i made a poem for you
chuuya: *prays for patience*
dazai: he’s beauty, he’s grace~
chuuya: *blushes*
dazai: he’ll never reach my face~
chuuya:
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drunk chuuya and sober chuuya, respectively, texting dazai
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ok but dazai giving chuuya an orange rose because they mean passionate/fascinating and oblivious chuuya thinking he only gave it to him because it's the same colour as his hair
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chuuya: i just need you to tell me those three little words
dazai: i love you~
chuuya: no, try again
dazai, sighing: i will behave
chuuya: there we go
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after fifteen anime robbed us of dazai watching chuuya fight for the first time in awe, stormbringer better not rob us of dazai jaw dropping over chuuya using corruption for the first time when it gets animated
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dazai going “that’s what makes me love you!” to chuuya not even a full day after meeting him, full of sparkles like a shoujo love interest only to be blatantly rejected is peak iconic behaviour, let’s be real
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skk au where they go grocery shopping and dazai tries to look cool while simultaneously annoying chuuya by sitting inside the cart, only he gets stuck there and is too embarrassed to tell chuuya so now he has to keep making up excuses for why he ISN’T leaving the cart
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skk au where dazai tries to propose to chuuya by sneaking a wedding ring inside his pack of cigarettes, only the ring drops to the very bottom of the pack and now dazai has to wait for chuuya to smoke a considerable amount of cigarettes before he even notices it
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thinking about dazai’s reaction when chuuya first started wearing his choker. like, whether he gave chuuya the choker himself or not, i’m SURE he commented on it as SOON as he saw it
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thinking about teenagers skk adjusting to their new partnership, coming back from an exhausting mission and chuuya just drops his head on dazai’s shoulder—dazai is immediately tense, wondering if it’s a joke, but chuuya just falls asleep there as though there’s no place safer
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“not all men” you’re right, nakahara chuuya, vessel of arahabaki and executive of the port mafia would never
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skk au where dazai suddenly shows up to work during his port mafia days wearing something other than a suit and people keep doing a double take—chuuya most of all—every time they see him because “who the hell is this guy”
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chuuya: i fucking hate dazai
kouyou: watch your language, kyouka is here with us
chuuya: right
chuuya: i fucking hate—
chuuya: *covers kyouka’s ears*
chuuya: dazai
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skk au where everything’s the same but every time dazai and chuuya have a “moment” careless whisper by george michael starts playing in the background and every other character notices except skk themselves
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skk au where dazai secretly keeps in contact with chuuya after defecting from the mafia because he just realised he won’t be able to take shady shortcuts in life anymore and if he has to learn how to file taxes then he might as well annoy chuuya in the process
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dazai: i want you~
chuuya: you want me…
dazai: yes
chuuya: … to do what?
dazai:
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chuuya’s so fucking pretty, like??? who gave him permission to be so pretty??? who is he trying to impress???
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verlaine: what is life?
dazai: chuuya
chuuya: oh
dazai: because life is short~
chuuya: yOU-
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dazai: i hate seeing you like this
chuuya: like how?
dazai: in person
chuuya:
chuuya: you’re in MY house
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it used to be a 5 cm height difference
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dazai: what’s your type?
chuuya: of what?
dazai, regrouping: hm, blood
chuuya: oh
chuuya: red
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dazai: i bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets of my bed~
chuuya: no matter how many times you ask me, i am NOT making your bed
dazai:
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as much as i want skk to reunite peacefully i REFUSE to believe fyodor would send chuuya after dazai without a backup plan and given that dazai seems to have both of his legs broken, WHAT IF fyodor’s planning to have chuuya unleash corruption so he can off both at once
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bsd au where everything’s the same but dazai uses arm warmers instead of bandages because he wasn’t able to afford them for too long with his detective salary, and every day of week has a different, ridiculous pattern on them: his favourites are the cow printed ones
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shoutout to fifteen year old dazai who went through all stages of grief once he found out chuuya became kouyou’s subordinate and not his. that guy suffered through both heartbreak and gay panic at the same time, what a legend
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dazai “kitten i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself” osamu vs nakahara “not now sweetie daddy is losing the idgaf war” chuuya
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if i had a nickel for every time chuuya ends up saving yokohama despite being part of the mafia, i’d have at least three nickels by now—which doesn’t seem like a lot, but it's weird that it keeps happening
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the duality of chuuya not being able to dream and dazai canonically admitting he can't stop thinking about chuuya even while he's asleep
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chuuya: you make me so angry so quickly, it’s remarkable
dazai, at home, on the other side of the phone: i’m not even there
chuuya: yet here i am, boiling with hate
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thinking about the sheer angst if chuuya had treated dazai like a complete stranger during the dungeon reunion scene
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verlaine and kouyou each sending this to chuuya once he and dazai start “officially dating”
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kouyou: how have you been, lad?
chuuya: well, all things considered. got this headache that comes and goes, though
dazai: chUUyA~
chuuya: it’s back again
kouyou: oh
kouyou: it appears to be contagious as well
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dazai: i don’t get why people are intimidated by chuuya. i mean look at him, he’s just a tiny slug!
chuuya: *casually wiping out blood from his face after destroying a giant dragon*
dazai: a small dog, a little fairy! just what’s so intimidating about him, honestly-
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we don't talk nearly enough about mori implying that if dazai let chuuya and himself die in the end of stormbringer it would mean they'd be committing a double suicide and dazai's response literally being "wow"
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