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Chuuya, fixing Dazai’s broken leg: So— what about the moments our hearts connected?
Dazai: I was bluffing 🙄
C (smug): What was that about our bond :)
C: And we’re fated?
C: Sorry, my mistake— /indelibly/ fated
D:
C: ‘come back to me Chuuya’, huh?
D (blushing): …shut up
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Dark Era SKK but Chuuya knew Dazai was alive because he kept getting Candy Crush requests
Chuuya: No, Boss, I—
(His phone: Mackerel sent you a friend request)
C: —don’t know—
(Send Mackerel a life! 🍭)
C: —where Dazai might be 💀
(New Request: Help Mackerel pass level 572)
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Ok but Chuuya who can’t talk properly with the fake fangs because they are too big and are a legit Halloween prop
Dazai: Say it again
Chuuya: No fucking way
D: /Please/
C:
D: please 🥺
C: …
C: …Ofamu
Dazai:
C: DO NFOT LAUF YOU BAFTAR
D, softly: so cute 🥹
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BSD 109
This clearly means Chuuya understands what Dazai is saying.
My theory is that it’s a way of showing us that they both know what’s going on, and this is a plan.
There is probably a coded message in what Dazai said while Chuuya pointed the gun at him, and this is
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2 weeks post Meursault, SKK
Dazai, in Chuuya’s penthouse, brushing his teeth: I can’t believe Fyodor called our bond shallow
C, still half asleep: huh?
D, over breakfast: How dare he
C: Osamu, let it go
D: SEVEN years
C: I know
D: I get annoyed every time I think about it
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“I hope this email finds you well”
How the email finds me:
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Relationship reveal where Dazai cuts his finger with a piece of paper during a joint Agency-PM meeting — he was making paper planes out of a government doc, but no one’s surprised — and immediately reaches for Chuuya’s seat.
Nakahara Chuuya, /Mafia/.
Not Agency.
Port Mafia.
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So this is the beginning of that anime Bungō Stray Dogs, huh
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Consider: relationship reveal during a joint PM/ADA mission
Dazai, handing a bobby pin to Chuuya as instructed while the executive is picking a lock: Here~
Chuuya with a distracted, gentle voice: Thank you, ‘Samu
Kunikida:
Akutagawa:
Atsushi:
Dazai: …
Kunikida: WHAT
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17 Chuuya 🤝 22 Chuuya
Not being paid enough for having to rush in and save Dazai
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Chuuya: Why are you so obsessed with me
Dazai: I don’t know, maybe I like you~
Chuuya, stopping mid-mission: …Oi, are you flirting with me?
Dazai: I’ve been for the past seven years but thank you for asking
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Me before BSD Chapter 109: aaaah I hope it’s going to be Meursault
Me after this chapter:
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BSD 107 SPOILER
If Sigma is with Fyodor and Sskk are fighting, does it mean SKK REUNION NEXT???
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Childhood friends AU where Chuuya used to call Dazai “Osamu” when they were younger.
Now they are in the same school after 4 years apart, but Chuuya has started to call him “Dazai” instead of “Samu” or “Osamu” — and Dazai /hates/ it.
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‼️ SPOILER 106.5
After this panel, I’m 100% convinced this will count as Sigma’s entrance exam
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Dazai: You’re adorable when you’re annoyed
Chuuya: I’m gonna fucking kill you
Dazai: *grabs him by the wrist and tugs him closer, so that Chuuya is wrapped into a hug and hidden between his arms* better?
Chuuya: …
Dazai: better~?
Chuuya, softly: …yes
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Friendly reminder that 22!SKK are still comfortable around each other and Dazai laughed so hard he had TEARS
They are so goofy
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Relationship reveal where the PM/ADA learn about SKK because, during the prepping for a mission, Chuuya gets super frustrated trying to untangle his headphones.
Dazai gently walks to him, delicately takes the headphones from Chuuya’s hands and untangles them without a word.
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NO BUT THE SHOES
Chuuya didn’t only bandage Dazai’s leg, he also got him SHOES?
Did they stop to get them? Did they steal them? Did Chuuya hide them somewhere?
At what point did he go “dude, I���ve got your shoes too” 😭
(For reference, Dazai was barefoot in 109)
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“I used Corruption because I trusted you”
“Isn’t this a violent way to wake up Snow White?”
“Come back to me, Chuuya”
DON’T TELL ME THIS IS NOT LOVE
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Ok but looking back at Dazai in season 1 is wild 😭
Like:
Kunikida: We know nothing about the Port Mafia. Take the mafioso in a black coat — we don’t know his name or ability
Dazai: *Loudly sips tea* huh
K: And the executives are a mystery
D: *Has a date with Chuuya* Riiight
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Friendly reminder that Dazai changed his life and left the mafia with no intention of looking back, but his bond with Chuuya stayed.
He still trusts Chuuya with his life.
It’s still /them/.
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But what if Beast SKK are dating and they are *supposed* to be a secret but everybody knows
Chuuya: From now I decided I will avoid fast foods, because that’s not healthy and I care about what I put into my body—
Kouyou: —and yet Dazai exists
C: ANE-SAN
C: 💀
K: *sips tea*
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Post Meursault SKK on the way back. Dazai has been staring at Chuuya without speaking for /ages/ and Chuuya is starting to get annoyed:
Chuuya: …what?
Dazai:
C: Oi, are you gonna talk or w—
D, deadpan: I missed Chuuya’s eyes
C: *frozen* /oh/
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When the Agency finds out about SKK’s “secretly” dating, it’s not because of a relationship reveal.
It’s not because Chuuya gets drunk and confesses the truth. It’s not because someone saw them kiss.
It’s because of how /Dazai/ looks at Chuuya when he thinks no one is looking.
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Post-canon skk be like:
Chuuya: Ya see, kid, Dazai is like the sun
Atsushi: That is actually very sweet, Chuuya-San
Dazai: …wait for it 💀
C: Just looking at him gives me a headache and I can’t be around when he’s out
D: You were never a vampire, Slug
C: not the point
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DON’T come at me but Soukoku is not the “love you meet once in a lifetime” kind of ship.
They are the “I will meet you in every single lifetime. I will /look/ for you, I will start wars, I won’t know peace until I’ve found you” kind of ship.
In this essay I will 🗣️
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Dazai: it’s November~
Chuuya: …So what
Dazai: Did Santa forget to call for you or didn’t he need all the elves this year?
Chuuya: *inhales* 🔪
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No but imagine how awkward the return trip from Mersault is gonna be
Chuuya:
Dazai:
C: so we are destined to WHAT
D: not telling~
C: TELL ME
D: I would have, but you shoot me 🤷
C: It was your plan?! And I apologized?!!
D: ♡
C:
D:
C: so we are des—
Sigma: oh my GOD💀
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Chuuya, looking for something to wear in Dazai’s wardrobe at the Agency’s dorms, taking one of his shirts: We need more shirts
Dazai: /We/
Chuuya: You heard me
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I just realized that Odasaku has the same ability as Spy x Family’s dog I will never be the same
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Relationship reveal but it’s the ADA finding out SKK /used to/ date
Dazai: Ugh. Why do I have to see my ex *dramatic pause* partner~
Atsushi: Can you stop reminding us you guys were partners
Kunikida: We all know that
Ranpo: He means ex-boyfriend
Everyone:🧍🏼♂️
E: WAIT WHAT?
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What if Dazai doesn’t die post 109— but he doesn’t wake up either. Chuuya carries him out of Meursault on his back, thinking Dazai is just sleeping.
He didn’t shoot him for real, Dazai can’t be dead. He is /not/ dead.
But the didn’t consider the blood loss, the trauma, the
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📍Bsd 113 SPOILER
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ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT BRAM??? BRO IS SERVING
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Chuuya, looking at Dazai: …
Dazai: *Grins*
C: *Deadpans*
D: Aw. Thanks, Slug~
Atsushi: That’s impressive, those two can come up with a plan just by looking at each o—
Ranpo: Nah, they’re flirting telepathically. Mr Fancy Hat just complimented Dazai’s hair. It’s disgusting.
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Bsd 113 spoiler (kinda)
Sigma when they eventually wake up: …why do I have a headache? My head is killing me 💀
SKk: huh
Dazai: that’s unfortunate
Chuuya: I wouldn’t know why
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Ok but Dazai pretending to not know the Port Mafia around the ADA is always funny:
Kunikida, organizing intel on the PM executives: And then we have Nakahara Chuuya, who is—
Dazai, grinning: hot?
K: ...The Gravity Manipulator, Dazai. I was going to say 'Gravity Manipulator'.
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Ah yes, Soukoku:
- Dazai “I’m gonna jump into this borderline impossible mission because I know Chuuya trusts me and is going to save me :)” Osamu
- Nakahara “He’s gonna do the thing again, right? Gotcha *smirks and slips off gloves*” Chuuya
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Things I urgently need:
- Chuuya saying “stop whining, you overgrown baby, I’m almost done” while he bandaged up Dazai’s shoulder and medicated his leg
- Dazai saying Chuuya can’t kiss anymore with these fangs
- “So we are fated to what, huh?” “…Nevermind~”
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Modern AU with teen SKK sharing a hospital room: Chuuya is grumpy (he’s 17 and too punk for the pediatric ward), Dazai is delighted about his new sleepover buddy
Chuuya: we’re not having a sleepover
Dazai: we are
C: no
D: I stole booze
C:
C: we’re having a sleepover
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Once again thinking about the Flags being entirely skeptical about Chuuya going out with Dazai
Chuuya: huh, so I might like Dazai
The Flags: ARE YOU SURE?!
Soukoku: *Are getting married*
The Flags: It’s just a phase
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When Chuuya kissed him for the very first time, Dazai didn’t expect it.
They were sixteen.
It was summer. It was /sweet/.
Dazai was teasing him — “I bet Chibi wouldn’t have the guts to kiss his crush,” he said — and a moment later Chuuya’s lips were on his, proving him wrong.
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Childhood friends to lovers SKK where Dazai used to steal Chuuya’s milk at every lunch in school.
Chuuya is still CONVINCED that’s why he’s short
Chuuya: I sacrificed my height for you
D: Chuuya, we’re getting married, isn’t it time to let go?
C: I could have been tall 😩
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Consider: pathetic genius Dazai who confesses by mistake
Dazai to Chuuya (but convinced to be texting Oda):
> help how do I ask Chibi out
Chuuya: *gets the text, slowly turning to Dazai* Oi
D: Don’t talk to me, I’m busy breathing~
C: look at your phone, dumbass
D:
D: OH
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Dazai (a liar): I have no such tastes in men
Dazai around Chuuya: Personal space? I don’t know her
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Skk height difference BUT it’s Chuuya using Dazai’s trench coat as a blanket while he takes a nap on the couch of their house — pulling it up to his chin, curling up in a ball with a little puppy noise
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Dazai at 15: By the time I’m 25, I bet I will be with the most beautiful person Chibi has ever seen. Chuuya will be so jealous of my happiness, fr~
Chuuya: sure 🙄
Dazai at 25, holding Chuuya’s hand: Chuuya should know I’m always right.
Chuuya, blushing: …shut up
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When Dazai wakes up after Meursault, he seems okay.
Not to Chuuya, of course. He sees the question coming, feeling it just a second before the storm hits—
“Slug? Where is Odasaku?” Dazai asks, tilting his head. He blinks at Atsushi. Atsushi blinks back. “And who are you?”
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The range of Soukoku is that they are:
- partners who trust each other above all
- enemies to lovers fighting and hate-fucking in a dungeon
- that established couple that is bickering at Ikea while shopping for a new couch (while holding hands)
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Chuuya coming back to his penthouse covered in blood and with drenched clothes, tired, overworked, and missing a shoe:
Dazai, who broke into Chuuya’s house to mess with his wine: 🧍♂️
C: *sneezes*
D: …
D: …ok, I’ll get the blanket and your favorite wine
C, softly: thanks
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Can we talk about this official art for a sec because I’m going insane
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Dazai who never raises his voice or curses during arguments, but ends up yelling a “because I love you, for fuck’s sake” to Chuuya during a fight
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Dazai: People tell me I’m like a cat
Chuuya, without lifting his eyes from his paperwork: Hard to read, extremely vocal, and you like to push my mugs off the table to attract my attention?
Dazai: …Cute? :(
Chuuya: Oh. That too
Dazai: :)
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Yokohama Blue Chuuya vibes
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[Dazai and SSKK during a mission]
Dazai: Don’t worry, we will win because we have this *points at himself*
Sushi: Wits?
Aku: Power?
S: Your ability? An empty bank account?
D: That hurts, but no. No, /me/. We have me, and I have Chuuya on speed dial so he’s coming to save us
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Rich student Dazai and King of the Sheep Chuuya who meet after Dazai’s drink got stuck in the vending machine
Chuuya, offering him a sunshine smile: Oi, can I help you?
Dazai: *thank God this person is nice* yes, pl—
C: *round kicks the vending machine, and it /works/*
D:😳🔥
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Post-canon skk, while Chuuya is fixing his motorbike in their garden
Chuuya, while working on the bike, with grime on his face and his hair messily pulled up: Oi, Dazai, can you give me a hand?
Dazai: *cautiously steps forward and holds Chuuya’s hand*
C: …
C: Thanks honey
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Secret relationship Skk where PM and ADA get together to discuss a mission.
Kunikida still doesn't know about his past job, so Dazai decides that it'll be fun to give his new partner a heart attack by flirting with Chuuya -- and he'll also annoy Chuuya while he's at it.
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QUICKLY DO THEY LOOK LIKE TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD EVER KILL EACH OTHER
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Chuuya being VERY grumpy because he wants to kiss Dazai or tuck Dazai’s hair behind his ear, but he can’t reach his face (stupid mackerel is too tall) and he. ABSOLUTELY. Refuses to ask.
Dazai: Do you need something~?
Chuuya, scowling: No 😒
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Dazai, at the beginning of Fifteen: God, please, give me a single reason to survive another day in this horrible place—
Chuuya *shows up out of nowhere and kicks him to the ground*: Oi, who the fuck are you 🤨
Dazai:
Chuuya:
Dazai: Thank you, God
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Strangers to lovers SKK Au where Chuuya is reading a book in the morning train and Dazai stops him (they have never seen each other before wtf) to roast the shit out of it (it’s his own book)
The catch? Chuuya is on his way to a new job: creative lead for Dazai’s literary agency
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Spoiler 109
I TRUST THE SKK BOND, I TRUST THE SKK BOND, I TRUST THE SKK BOND
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SKK college AU where Dazai keeps staring at the handsome redhead who falls asleep during lit class /every single day/.
He learns that the guy’s name is Nakahara Chuuya, but he knows nothing else about him.
People whisper that he's been seen with the Sheep, too, but those are
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Established SKK discussing the prison break plan
Dazai: Chuuya. Slug. My only partner. I need a tiiiny favor~
Chuuya: *sighs* Ok.
D, sliding a photo across the table: I need you to shoot this guy in the head for me
C:
C: …That’s your picture, ‘Samu
D: I can explain.
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I have this image of Chuuya and Dazai walking home one night after a mission — and they are crossing an empty alley when they spot a tiny stray cat
Cat: meow
Chuuya, absently: meow to you too
Dazai:
Chuuya:
Chuuya: Do NOT say anything
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How Chuuya calls Dazai
-Shitty Dazai: the standard option
- Bandages: 50% annoyance, 50% fondness
- Whiny baby: 90% annoyance, 10% fondness
- Osamu: when they are alone
- Mackerel: 100% fondness
- My love: Dazai knows he needs to run very, /very/ fast
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The four (five) steps of Dazai proposing
1 - Dazai happily throws the tiny box with the ring at Chuuya during a mission, amidst the confusion and without heads up.
"Slug, fetch!" "Hah?!" "Catch!"
2 - Chuuya dodges because, frankly, when Dazai throws something at you there's a
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A skk relationship reveal but Dazai is literally the last one to know? he’s describing his situation and the ADA is literally “be for real”
Dazai: lol Chuuya and I are not dating
Yosano: you live together. You’re partners. You kiss.
Kunikida: you literally go on DATES
D: huh
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Dazai texting the ADA groupchat out of the blue saying “I can’t come to work this week ☹️ I broke up with my boyfriend 🥺😞😔💔”
Now, said ex-boyfriend is Port Mafia executive Nakahara Chuuya. A criminal and an enemy.
And he’s now Dazai’s *husband*
But the ADA won’t know until
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Established skk except that, when Dazai leaves the PM, Chuuya deletes all the pictures they have together /but/ saves all the voice messages.
He regularly falls asleep to Dazai chirping “Chuuyaaa~ be a good dog and bring me lunch, I’m starving!” while he can hear himself in the
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Kindergarten Chuuya who sniffles and sits on the ceiling while hugging his teddy bear whenever he’s sad, when he doesn’t want to eat his veggies (Rimbaud is 100% done) and when he fights with Dazai (which means: daily)
Until one day, when he’s particularly upset after a fight
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Demon Prodigy Dazai is alive and well, guys.
(He’s so unhinged, I love him)
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I always love the idea of SKK kissing, but CONSIDER:
Dazai kissing Chuuya’s knuckles and palms, knowing his hands are super sensitive because of the gloves?
Chuuya kissing Dazai’s neck and collarbone and body, all the tender spots where he’s normally bandaged?
Dazai kissing
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The BSD fandom is like:
Chuuya stans: Chuuya’s perfect and has done no wrong. He has a fan club, he’s smart and beautiful and a little bit silly, must protect him at all costs 🤲 let me quote you Stormbringer line by line
Dazai stans: I need to throw this mf down the stairs
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PM Skk HCs that make me unwell:
Chuuya noticing during a mission that the bandages covering Dazai’s face are loose and about to fall apart, so he yanks Dazai down by his tie and secures the gauze.
He doesn’t have to speak; he just /acts/, because he knows that the Mackerel™️
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Can we talk about height difference skk kisses?
- Bossy kisses with Chuuya tugging Dazai down using his tie/his bolo tie
- Tender kisses with Dazai cupping Chuuya’s cheek before bending to meet his lips
- Passionate kisses with Chuuya throwing his arms around Dazai’s neck
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The day the ADA realizes Soukoku is dating, Chuuya is at the Agency for a meeting while Dazai is - as usual - napping on the couch.
Now, everyone expects Chuuya to call him a good-for-nothing and wake him up.
Instead, he mindlessly covers Dazai with his coat and walks away.
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College AU Flags and Chuuya will always be dear to me
Chuuya: so… I’m dating Dazai
Lippmann: omw
Albatross: GUYS 🔪
Doc: Chuuya’s been kidnapped
C: ??
A: last year you said ‘if I ever say I’m dating Dazai, assume I’ve been kidnapped’
C: oh
C: that sounds like me tbh 💀
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Tho SKK during a mission
Dazai: You know, Chibi, you’re not too bad for a slug
Chuuya: huh?
D, entirely expecting Chuuya to be flustered and threaten to punch him: Sometimes I think I might even kiss you~
C: *grins* Then why don’t you do it, /coward/
D: *malfunctions*
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Chuuya calling him Osamu is nice, but him being the only one who knows that Dazai’s real name is Shuuji?
He also knows that Dazai hates that name, so he becomes fiercely protective of whoever digs in Dazai’s past — which often means killing whoever tries to find out Dazai’s name
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This was for all the “Dazai used to take waltz classes because he was the bocchan of a wealthy family” truthers
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Can we all agree about Chuuya in this
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Domestic SKK with children tho 🥹
Dazai: So… the kids heard you scream, and now they are crying and wanted me to ask if you’re okay
Chuuya, half-naked: Huh, yes. Screaming.
Dazai:
Chuuya:
D: I think we should go tell them we’re okay
C: Yeah, we should
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Double black more like “we tried to call ourselves Team Rocket but Mori said no”
Dazai: Prepare for trouble ✨
C: And make it double ✨✨
D+C: Surrender now or prepare to fight 🫵
Atsushi, with tiger arms (Dazai bribed him with lunch): Meowth… that’s…right?
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Skk childhood friends to lovers make me scream bc of the insane cuteness potential 😭
- Chuuya finding the new kid (Dazai) alone in the library and deciding to cheer him up by giving him half of his lunch
- tiny Chuuya beating up the kids who make fun of Dazai for wearing
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Established skk, Dazai walks to Chuuya to annoy him during a joint mission: Oh hi there~
Chuuya: *wary* what do you want now
D: I happen to be lost, could you give me directions—
C: …
D: —to your heart?
C: 🧍♂️
D: ;)
C: YOU’VE LIVED IN THIS FUCKING TOWN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
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They really didn’t have to make him this beautiful
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HC that Oda knows perfectly well that Dazai has a crush on Chuuya. He has known since the day a 17yo, bloodied Dazai showed up at his doorstep while holding a wounded and unconscious Chuuya, asking Oda to let them in.
Almost /begging/ for help.
He never saw Dazai so desperate.
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My favorite thing about Soukoku is that they could admit they are dating and literally NO one would be surprised
Skk: so, huh, we’re dating
Everyone: we know
Skk: ?
Everyone: why are u guys announcing it like it was some kind of secret
Dazai: told you
Chuuya: 🧍♂️
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Reminder that this is an official art and that’s a heart
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