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Spent afternoon sprucing up the step daughters bedroom for the grand arrival of her new bed. She’s well chuffed cos she’s bought it herself.
I open the box ready to assemble the dreaded flat pack...the daft fucker has only gone & spunked 250 quid on a headboard. No bed. 😂😂😂
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Just been sent this one from The View gig last night. Mental 😂😂
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🎶 They tried to make me go to rehab. I said Hello Hello Hello. 🎶
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STV canvassing opinions at a Glasgow rugby match on why rubgy is better than football and this fucker pops up.
He’s rubgy in human form FFS. Bet he’s called something like Tarquin Archibald McFlyhalf, has a Jack Wills gold card and loves drinking his mate’s pish
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Hike ticket prices, nullify fans groups at every opportunity, overzealous stewarding, price working class kids out of the game, gentrify every single fucking thing about the match going experience,…
Then complain when the place is like a fucking theatre.
"We need Anfield."
"If you're not in the right shape, give your ticket to someone else..."
🗣 Jürgen on Saturday
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The back stairs in the Trinity Centre
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Devlin red card rescinded ❌
Dicker red card rescinded ❌
Morelos red card rescinded ✅
McGregor let off with two assaults ✅
No action against Gerrard or Jack for openly criticising refs ✅
The game’s a fucking bogey. Turn out the lights
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Fuck this shit. This whole story will be reframed as a what benefits Rangers vs what benefits Celtic thing.
Aberdeen will lose out on more than £750k if the two home games over the festive period are played behind closed doors. That’s the real fucking story for clubs.
Celtic have requested the SPFL bring forward the winter break and reschedule the fixtures affected by the new restrictions announced👇
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Alexa! Show me the worst pair of trainers ever conceived by the mind of an absolute fucking moon howler.
Alexa:
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And the cry was…We Surrender
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@alexkealy
He seemed to just forget about the fact he was supposed to be scouse most of the time then they reminded him and it was MEGA SCOUSE for the next scene
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Folk actually upset at the pitch invasion today? That was a total release of everything we’ve all been through the past year and a half. Can’t blame anyone for losing their shit.
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34 year old Jon McLaughlin the only Scot in Rangers starting XI tonight.
Tell me again how the B teams provide a pathway for young Scots to break through into these setups.
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There’s yer Jermain Defoe pretending he used to idolise Ally McCoist only a day after Oliver Burke’s lying about playing fitba in w Celtic top when he was young.
Surely Rangers and Celtic fans must be as bored of this pish as the rest of us. Absolute worst patter going.
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Imagine winning games every single week and still having to come up with this shite.
2 lines on the pitch between the 6 yard box and the 18 yard box. 12 yards divide by 2 = 6 yards. Clancy not even close with this one! How is this clown for to referee a match if he can't count to 10
@ScottishFA
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If I was locked in a room with Alex Rae and Kris Boyd, and only had one bullet.
I’d fucking shoot myself
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I think Grealish being treated as the second coming of Maradona every time he came on then doing the square root of fuck all might well be my abiding memory of this tournament.
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I remember a lad called Wayne Bruce whose nickname was ManBat 😂😂
Any other cracking nicknames?
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Well done Stephen Glass. To get 4 points from those 2 fixtures with the pressure he was under shows what the guy is about.
Great pressing & energy tonight, players look like they’re buying into it at last. That was as good as we’ve been at Ibrox for a long time.
Dandies min!
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Regardless of the result now, this is all I ask from Aberdeen in games against them or the other lot. Full of heart, full of intent to win the game and no inferiority complex. This is the template going forward,
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What a photo. That’s what it’s all about. You love to see it
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Needing to give your head a wobble if you’re wishing Rangers well as an Aberdeen fan. You can rationalise it all you want. No need
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Ian Durrant’s messages on “professional network” LinkedIn are something else man.
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Didn’t think I was colourblind but fucked if I can make out that last one 🤷🏻♂️
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HAHAHAHA
Seriously if you are an Aberdeen fan and still buy The Record, have a word with yourself.
Also, if AFC take any action against those with the banner I'd have to seriously consider whether I'm putting put any more money into a club going down that route.
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@SureDry
@TheBombDotTom
I’m not sure it’s a good thing that people still define themselves by Harry Potter 25 years later.
It’s like that scene in the Inbetweeners where he starts speaking like Yoda.
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Folk moan about our scouting being shite and being restricted to English based players. Then we sign a US wildcard and folk are greetin for SPFL proven players. Cana win.
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4,000 tickets sold for the away end tomorrow. With a rail strike on.
Unrivalled away support.
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“Her Majesty’s Government”
This morning, our Managing Director wrote to Her Majesty’s Government and the Scottish Government to offer Ibrox Stadium as a vaccination centre:
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@ben____98
Anyone on 30k is struggling at the moment regardless of what class they think they are. There’s no protests cos too many are more concerned with love island & blaming immigrants for their problems rather than the government.
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@BriefcaseMike
I don’t think gate keeping the emotions of families of dead kids is a great look. Entitled to feel however they want to feel
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Sky Sports preaching about greed and avarice ruining football is off the scale irony.
Fuck Sky, fuck Gary Neville and fuck every fan that’s bragged about their team spending the GDP of a small country to try and finish 4th in the EPL.
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Connor McLennan has done more in the top league than Lewis Morgan. Play him and forget about loaning any more players from Celtic.
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You never hear Shilton mention the fact he barely got off the ground in 86.
Could barely get a fag paper between him and the pitch there.
Turn it in you drool hoor
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Quite sad people are using 'homeless people' to point score. When we all know it's really about hating immigrants and not wanting them in the country. Sad.
Quite sad people are using ‘starving children’ to point score. When we all know it’s really about hating Britain and not wanting anything celebrating it in front of them. Sad. 🇬🇧
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Michael Carrick had posters of Eoin Jess on his wall.
#OnThisDay
in 1995, Live & Kicking profiled a talented 13-year-old at Wallsend Boys Club called Michael Carrick.
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To the Considine haters...he’s got one more clean sheet for Scotland than you’ll ever get
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Kissing the badge after beating QOS in Scotland's 3rd biggest cup competition?
Diddy teams. You've gotta love them
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Ross McCrorie signs, plays amazingly for a few games in centre mid and looks like the player we've been needing for years. Then the manager decides to start playing him anywhere but.
Stop fucking about and get him in the middle of the park.
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Truly thankful for living in the North East and never having to come face to face with these absolute mutants
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@MRadclyffe
Haha the BBC trying to remain impartial when it comes child poverty. Makes me glad to be a licence fee payer
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Here it is!
An Unmodern Man exclusive interview with
@CormackDavie
and
@robwicks
We covered:
🔴Changing mentality at the club
🔴 New Stadium plans
🔴 Alcohol & Safe Standing
🔴 Transfer policy & more...
RTs appreciated
Full video up in next few days.
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As predicted.
The other 9 clubs aren’t backing Celtic. They’re separately asking for postponements for their own good reasons.
Fuck this narrative
Fuck this shit. This whole story will be reframed as a what benefits Rangers vs what benefits Celtic thing.
Aberdeen will lose out on more than £750k if the two home games over the festive period are played behind closed doors. That’s the real fucking story for clubs.
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Whether you’re for or against let’s agree to not call him Broony eh? 🤮
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Hoping Rangers win the Europa League cos it will be good for Scottish football is like being OK with your entire family getting wiped out in an industrial accident cos the compensation will be good for your bank balance.
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Scott McKenna Premier League player next season. Nae bad for a ‘big teuchter cart horse’ eh? Fans of certain clubs will be fucking fuming tonight.
£1m will come in very handy for the Dons too 🤝
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Seen some dissenters claim over past few months that McKenna is nothing more than a big fermer shithouse. Even seen someone claiming the boy Porteous at Hibs is better.
The boy is a colossus. Best centre half Scotland has produced for years.
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Easy seen this guy didn’t grow up an Aberdeen fan and has spent the majority of his career in and around the Glasgow clubs.
Completely overawed by them. Never win a trophy with this kind of mentality leading the club.
🗣️"We have no right as Aberdeen to come down here and run the whole game. That's a proper team we're playing against."
Barry Robson reacts to losing this afternoon's Viaplay Cup final to Rangers.
#AberdeenFC
#RangersFC
#ViaplayCup
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Worst appeal since Shannon Matthew’s mum appeared on the telly
We can confirm that our appeal against Ryan Porteous’ sending off against Aberdeen has been unsuccessful.
Full details 👇
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Brilliant from Considine in the commentary not towing the party line.
McDermid bumming up the need to bring on McGeouch to see out the game 2-0 and Consi tells him we should be have kept Wright on and went for 4 goals.
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The eve of a Rangers game. In years gone by I’d have been like a bairn on Xmas Eve, up at crack of dawn full of nervous energy & buzzing for us to get in about them. The games you’d look for first when fixtures came out
Now? Life has been sucked out of it cos of our approach
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Most naturally talented player at Pittodrie since Jess?
Not for me to say but yes!
❤️ Duk
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Joe Lewis has been a captain since the day he arrived at the club.
Remember him getting the team going on on numerous occasions while Ryan Jack hide like the wee boy he is.
God help Shay Logan’s lugs this season.
On yersel Joe min
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The constant Twitter cynicism surrounding anything that comes out of the club at the moment is fucking draining. You’d honestly think we were being run into the ground by a Mike Ashley style owner.
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Say what you want about the old dear but nowhere else will ever come close to this place.
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Cruising to another title, Aberdeen barely put a tackle in all day, Scott Brown decides to go through a 17 yr old kid with a few appearances to his name
Sums him up, snidey coward who shat testing himself at a higher level in favour of coasting games & kicking bairns
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So....am I the only one excited by prospect of a coach with fresh ideas, an attacking mindset, and a focus on bringing through youth?
Obviously, it's a risky appointment after the stability of the McInnes years but loads of us have been crying out for something different. 1/2
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Honestly, the coverage of Scottish football is absolutely pap.
If you go onto the
@spfl
and BBC websites just now you'd barely know there are games on this weekend. No previews, no team news, not a thing to hype the return of fixtures after the 2 week international break.
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Why does the referee allow play to go until the point where he’d have to award a pen before he pulls it back for a non existent foul. Corruption
"I think that is incredibly harsh." 🗣️
A big penalty appeal for Aberdeen, but a free kick is awarded for an incident just before the challenge
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Robson letting out a wee smirk as he plodded down the touchline. I’m nae fucking smirking after that. Wank
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It’s days like these I hate some football fans. Don’t try to rationalise domestic abuse or view it through any kind of football lens.
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Miovski a man for the big occasion. Wee Laurie Shankland not so much.
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@StokeyyG2
Didn’t though, did you?
Watched back the 2018 WC Final on the flight to Qatar. Is that… It is, isn’t it?
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All the best to Calvin Ramsay.
Similar to when Ryan Fraser came on the scene you knew he’d not be here for long.
Lived the dream by playing for his boyhood club & left the club in the right way for a good fee. Can’t ask for more. Go and smash it loon.
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Cormack’s onto a loser here. Folk screaming for transparency then when he does stuff like the Q&A there’s moaning he’s not giving enough detail or being evasive with answers. The clubs supporter engagement is night and day from the Milne days.
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For better or worse, Scottish fitba is bloody brilliant.
Its still the game a fell in love with as a bairn, largely untarnished by the money that’s ruined other leagues.
It’s raw, it’s passionate, it’s real. I hope it never changes.
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Can’t help but get stupidly optimistic about the season ahead after last night.
The whole team was flying. Front 4 gave the Georgians are torrid time. Ojo is an absolute Rolls Royce of a player.
That’s the type of fitba we’ve been crying out for. Mon the Dons!
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Got to laugh at folk that never attend an Aberdeen these days home or away and don’t contribute to the club in any way, shape or form but still slag the club at any opportunity.
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Quite frankly ridiculous
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Seen more than 1 fucking idiot this morning who agrees with Anthony O’Connor’s that it’s the fans at Aberdeen are to blame for poor performances. Totally exonerating McInnes of any blame
Anyone that thinks it’s fans fault, take yourself so far to fuck & stop following me. Cheers
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Amazing who you meet on top of Arthur’s Seat. The bold Shay Logan. Top boy tbf, stood and yapped away.
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Massive night for Dean Campbell. First start, away to Rangers, in a Scottish Cup Quarter Final.
Big occasion for any 17 year old but all the more so for a bona fide Dandy. He actually is one of our own, in every sense.
#COYR
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And folk laugh at Scott McKenna’s valuation 😂
Transfer news LIVE: Sheffield United 'set to agree' £17m deal for Swansea and Scotland striker Oli McBurnie
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