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Previously CFO at Down Bad Global. Now on the run. Not an official source of news. Keeping the dream of a Super Cycle alive at all costs
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We must keep the dream of a Super Cycle alive at all costs
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Got a $2.2M offer on my profile picture, and turned it down. This is the hardest decision of my life, but I’m fully committed to this project and want to remain a part of this amazing community
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Making my way downtown, scamming fast, made LUNA crash and I’m homebound
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A former FTX engineer shares the conditions they used to work under
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this computer coin tax stuff is insane
i'm for sure going to jail
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buying ETH today is like adopting Steve Jobs, raising him, then funding his stupid little computer hobby
few understand
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BREAKING: MICROSTRATEGY BOARD MEMBERS HAVE VOTED TO FIRE MICHAEL SAYLOR. BITCOIN HOLDINGS WILL BE LIQUIDATED
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BTC rejected at ath, coinbase number 1 in app store, dog coins mooning, ETFs approved in same price range as COIN listing
what if
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We crack jokes every day, but this picture will seriously go down in history. I have never seen a more iconic photo. Prove me wrong
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A public service thread:
These are some of the most outrageous tweets in CT history.
Tweets such as these are how we scare off incoming TardFi participants, and protect the last bits of crypto alpha. Please send submissions
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Yeah I banged your wife. What are you gunna do, liquidate me?
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This guy walks up, slaps your girls ass then makes a betting market for how many times it jiggles on FTX, wyd?
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Legs shaved, butt plug IN, programming socks ON, zachxbt BLOCKED
Yeah its scamming time
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according to my sources this is a photo of Gabe Bankman-Fried, Sam’s brother who previously worked for Rep Sean Casten
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funniest thing about crypto is that you can be 17 like myself and interact with 37 year olds the whole time, and nobody notices an age difference because you’re all refracted af
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The situation in Nassau continues to deteriorate. I’m told the man shown here is the Head of Finance at FTX, and has fled to Cuba after failing to cooperate with new FTX CEO John Ray’s investigation into the situation
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Every doxxed person i’ve seen from CT? Handsome, rich, successful, pure giga chads
Where are all the alleged neck bearded dweebs? This whole place smells like feds
Only trust anons
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An anon account claiming to be an alt ran by Cobie and Sisyphus has just informed me that the City of Miami is insolvent, and that FTX has extended an offer to purchase the city. Sam is rumored to have said “We’re definitely evicting Gainzy”. Huge news
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i tried paying for my wife’s ultrasound with ETH and they just laughed me out of the doctors office
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dumping valueless computer coins for gigachad dollars until you’re debt free, bills paid, savings etc etc unlock easy mode. no stress, just numbers on a screen
buttcoiners who suggest taking on debt, downgrading ur quality of living, etc to stack some sats belong in prison
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"Working" in the crypto industry:
7am: wake up, check the charts. numba up, euphoria post. numba down, it's over post
8am-10am: coffee and shitposting, say a few gms
10am-2pm: "research"
2pm-7pm: more shitposting
7pm-11pm: finally ready to work
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zk season is the easiest left bell curve play, requires zero knowledge
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you were born in the bull market, molded by it, made soft and greedy
so was I... we're so fucked
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You need a VPN just to get in
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Leak from the war room, it’s real.
$UST will live to see another day.
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one of them went into his room and turned off his router to save the crypto markets
the other didn’t go cry to big daddy Uncle Sam… he said he is big daddy Uncle Sam, and bailed the industry out
both did what they had to do to keep the dream of a Super Cycle alive. Will you?
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just found 2 USDT in a random wallet, shill me some stable farms
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dudes will go get a MBA just to sit around and compare things to Tulips
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when the last people left alive on CT are G, jebus and inversebrah, go all in
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this industry is dope because somebody named 0xBootyWarrior can tell you they heard 3AC is cooked, and you'll tend to believe them
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You must make it past the Elite Four of Mental Illness to truly become crypto native
Do you have what it takes anon?
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In defiance of the US government, I call upon both the old and new gods.
Pump it Angelo. Pump it Arthur. Pump it Barry. Pump it Big Beta. Pump it Cobie. Pump it CL. Pump it CMS. Pump it fooo. Pump it Hsaka. Pump it Nomad. Pump it Path. Pump it 3AC. Pump it Sam
PUMP IT LOOMDART
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Got people telling me to step away from the market. That it’s for my own good. Guess what? Quitting is for losers. I’m a winner
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BREAKING: THE SEC HAS ISSUED A TEMPORARY CEASE AND DESIST ORDER TO USDT ISSUER BITFINEX
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This guy walks up, slaps your ass and says “let’s take this to the bathroom”, wyd?
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the cringe corporate ppl can never take this away from us
we control the narrative. we make this space what it is
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It has come to our attention that a critical bug within the Coinbase cold storage system has been detected. Thank you
@Tree_of_Alpha
for flagging it. We have sustained losses of nearly 100,000 $BTC, but are shipping a fix now.
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MATIC looks the same to me as SOL and BNB did towards the end of March
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GOLDMAN SACHS ON THE VERGE OF CLOSING THEIR CRYPTO TRADING DESK CITING LIQUIDATION AS THE CAUSE. SCOOTERXBT HAS BEEN BROUGHT ON TO HELP SALVAGE THE SITUATION - SOURCES
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Solana is currently the only blockchain with ZERO fees
wagamiami 🚀
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“this one’s hentai avenger he hasn’t missed in like a whole year. nah nobody knows what hentai avenger means but its provocative”
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You pull up to Miami for the
#Bitcoin
conference hoping to see Tony Hawk talk about pro skater 7 powered by the lightning network, get a bitboy autograph, and maybe go search for Size Chad out in the wild. But then you see this, wyd?
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My six month old son just crawled next to me, crying his little heart out. I asked him, “what’s wrong son, shit your pants again?”
I was stunned when he said “No dad, I’m just disappointed you are purchasing NFTs and destroying the world I’m supposed to inherit.”
I’m shaking
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please quit saying omicron isn’t a big deal, i need another stimulus check to trade with
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Elon Musk was the whale trying to sabotage OHM to get back at Grimes
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Saylor is cringe, but at least he’s a bull. We must stand with him, he’s all we got
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Imagine betting against the guy who saved us from Arthur's tyranny
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gainzy went from borderline nonsensical drunk tweets to perfectly sober articulation immediately to call a reply guy poor lmao
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You gotta be a fucking sicko to watch thousands of dollars evaporate WHOOSH in seconds then go straight into shitposting like everything is all good
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the co founder of SOL(the sun) went down fighting for your right to say
#gm
press buy to pay respects
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2017: denominate in btc
2021: denominate in eth
2024: denominate in sol
just start front running em anon
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“It’s called Bitcoin. Apparently, and you can look this up, but apparently these coins are locked in our computers. There are millions and millions of these Bitcoins, trapped inside our computers”
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if you’re not telling people infinitely richer than you they’re ngmi are you even a reply guy?
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If a boomer ever asks you what “standing on business” means just show them this
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I am not a representative of Coinbase and this tweet is fake. Thank you
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the random anon with 40 followers got more bread than your favorite rapper
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How I think I’ll be living if SOL and FTM hit $100B caps vs how I’ll really be living
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If you recognize this picture it’s highly likely your brain doesn’t function in a manner that’s safe for the general public
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Looks like the jokes in this one were a bit too subtle for some. To clarify:
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