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🏆 Award Winning Pornstar 📚Author 🎦 Youtuber 💪 Improve Your Sex Life ⬇️

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@stirlingcooperx
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5 years
Millions of dollars are spent on the internet selling "Get a Bigger Dick" pills. Millions more are spent by the poor saps they fool with their marketing. The idea of a "magic pill" is very seductive. But it takes real work to grow your penis, I know, I did it. THREAD
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4 years
If she refers to herself as a "brat", "princess", "bad bitch" or "queen" then she's not relationship material gentlemen.
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3 years
Man expresses enthusiasm = creep Man expresses frustration = incel Man expresses anger = toxic Man expresses sadness = weak Man shares emotions other than happiness = emotional labor Man shares no emotions at all = emotionally distant What did I miss?
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4 years
Men. You will never be loved unconditionally. You have the burden of performance. Deal with it. Sincerely, The Harsh Truth
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3 years
People who think the government cares about them probably think escorts love them to.
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3 years
Beards are the male equivalent of a push-up bra.
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3 years
If the punishment for a crime is a fine, then it's really only a crime for poor people.
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4 years
Her: He needs to be 6ft, chiseled jaw, 6-pack abs, earn more than $100,000/yr, no kids, strong and capable of defending my honor Him: Ok, then you need to be..... Her: REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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3 years
There's nothing she can wear that's sexier than her enthusiasm.
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3 years
Women want to feel safe. The best way to make her feel safe is to show that you are dangerous.
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3 years
I don't know which men need to hear this but sex is a reward for her, not for you.
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4 years
Dear Captain Save-a-Hoe She doesn't want to be saved from making $100K+ a year. She doesn't want to be saved from getting top tier dick. She doesn't want to be saved from getting endless attention. Sincerely, The Harsh Truth
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3 years
When men make generalizations about women they use their experiences with every women they've ever interacted with in every context. When women make generalizations about men they use their experiences with men they fucked or would have fucked. Which excludes about 80% men.
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I dont know who needs to hear this but... No woman is worth killing yourself over.
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3 years
Your only hope of finding a "good woman" is to fuck your way through a bunch. It's a numbers game fellas.
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2 years
If she turns up on your date with a hair tie on her wrist, you're fucking tonight.
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4 years
her: treat me like a princess me: *marries her off to a stranger to strengthen my relationship with france*
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3 years
Too many men are comfortable having masculinity defined by women.
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2 years
At dinner with this girl, told her she is past her prime. 1hr later we are having sex and she’s telling me she loves me. Women 🙄
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3 years
The masculine is Solar. The feminine is Lunar. The lunar is brightest when it reflects the strength of the sun and it is dim when the solar is weak.
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4 years
Life Hack Ladies: When you're on your knees every guy is taller than 6ft
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3 years
Lots of sex workers out here shaming guys who don't get laid (calling them incels etc). Gee it's almost like these girls don't respect their own customers?
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"If height mattered, the Giraffe would be king of the jungle"
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3 years
Dear Captain Save-a-hoe, Buying her that expensive diamond ring is never going to make her forget the time a basketball team ran a train on her. Sincerely, The Harsh Truth
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4 years
If you can't control your emotions you will not be successful in life
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4 years
Before Porn I ran an underwear business and a meal delivery business. One day I realized that the only reason I wanted money was so I could travel the world banging beautiful women. I decided to cut out the middle man. Find the most direct path to your goals.
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3 years
It should be called "Womanism" not "Feminism". Nothing feminine about it.
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4 years
Imagine being killed in action during WW2 Your last dying thought before you part this world is "At least my sacrifice will guarantee my grandchildren won't live under a tyrannical authoritarian government" Whoops. Sorry grandad.
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4 years
She can unfollow you but she can’t unsuck your dick
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3 years
As you grow older, the quality of women you’re with is more important than the quantity of women you’re with.
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3 years
It's easy to love women when you stop expecting them to be something they aren't.
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3 years
Funny how the "strong" independent women are the one's most easily triggered.
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4 years
You know what's even better than a good booty? Surprise Booty. Like when a girl is skinny and tiny but you take her pants off and WHAM!! There's a big ol' booty hiding under there.
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3 years
I've figured out how we fix the western world. One law would put things back on track. Legalize Dueling.
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3 years
Women getting upset that I teach average men to be more dominant in the bedroom is the perfect example of @RationalMale principle "Women make rules for betas and break rules for alphas"
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4 years
Attention is to women what sex is to men.
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3 years
It's sad to think that most men will go through life not knowing what it's like to have two beautiful women sucking their dick at the same time.
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4 years
Controversial Opinion: If you grow up with pimps and drug dealers as your close mentors you will never need any advice on women or sales in your entire life.
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3 years
Super Hot Bedroom Tip: When she's about to climax whisper in her ear "The gender pay gap is a myth"
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3 years
Make her feel like she is the only woman in the world...then make her realize she isn’t.
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2 years
No white person would get offended by this, they’d happily tell you about their heritage
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3 years
Show me a woman who is in control of her man and I'll show you a woman who is unhappy.
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3 years
The biggest lies women will tell you, in no particular order; 1) I never do this 2) He's just a friend 3) I'm not mad 4) I'm not like other girls 5) We're not having sex tonight 6) It's your baby What did I miss?
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4 years
How exactly does anyone "sound" like they have a tiny dick? That's like saying "you sound like you have small tits" Translation = A man said something unflattering and my default response is to try and make him feel ashamed & insecure
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3 years
For young boys, the education system is an immersive 12 year bootcamp in how to please women. You only get good grades if you please you teachers, the vast majority of which are women.
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"You're just intimidated by a strong independent woman" No, I'm intimidated by a Bear. Susan from HR and her 3 cats aren't exactly what I would call "intimidating".
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4 years
Lets make one thing perfectly clear. I don't like big titties. I like GIGANTIC titties. I want ALL the titty meat.
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Masculine dominance leads to feminine submissiveness.
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You don't even really exist to her until you've slept with her. Before you sleep with her you're just a free source of attention.
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3 years
If men didn't care about sleeping with women most of them wouldn't live in the city. They'd live in the countryside drinking beers, smoking and shooting guns all day.
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2 years
You should ignore everything that comes after a woman says "A real man....." Men define masculinity, not women.
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3 years
Men twerk when they do missionary
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Being good in the bedroom is the most honest signal of pre-selection there is. If you know your way around a womans body better than she does? Then she knows you fuck.
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She wants to fuck a guy she can brag about
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Doggystyle means she gets a treat afterwards.
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If your girl ever calls you "bro" She doesn't respect you. It's a threat. A threat you'll end up back in the friend zone.
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All men are sex junkies. Few men know how to get their fix.
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Men should remove "I feel like" from their vocabulary
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Forget "she's not yours it's just your turn" Focus on "does she obey you" Yes = keep her around No = replace her ass
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Having a sex drive doesn’t make you a pervert.
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Shower sex is not that great. Movies have lied to you.
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3 years
Person A: “I want to make a lot of money.” Person B: “I’m going to make my first $10k by March.” Who’s more likely to make money?
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I'll be fucked if Australia is getting any tax dollars from me. I'm not funding tyranny.
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3 years
The body has a tremendous ability to heal itself. You could spend 10 years as a fat, crackhead, alcoholic, then with a few changes to your diet and exercise... You start to heal and see your body bounce back to normal within 6-12 months.
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Society wants to sedate men with weed, alcohol, porn, video games. If men are sedated they won't rise up and fight back. The plan's worked out pretty well so far.
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I can't help but laugh when I see a girl describer herself as a "spoilt princess". I'm pretty sure Princesses don't chain smoke bongs and have $21.45 in their bank account Stacy.
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Men and Women "cheat" for different reasons. Women cheat to upgrade. The guy they are with isn't the best she can do anymore so she fucks someone better. Men cheat for variety. They still love their main girl but they have an unquenchable thirst for different pussy.
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Why? Because men are expendable. Women and children first on the lifeboats. Men are the ones drafted into war. Don't live in rainbow unicorn fantasy land. Wake up to reality and work on yourself. You got to put yourself first because nobody else will.
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4 years
Twitter makes you want to connect with complete strangers all over the world. Facebook makes you want to get away from people you have known your whole life.
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3 years
To all the women wondering where are the guys who "want a serious relationship"? You left them in the friend zone.
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3 years
Whenever I see couples walking around with dogs I cant help but think; "50 years ago each of them would have been a son or daughter instead"
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4 years
Dear Captain Save-a-hoe, Your bank balance is never going to make her forget the time she was gangbanged by a room full of monster cocks. Sincerely, The Harsh Truth
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4 years
A baby is a fully baked creampie
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3 years
To all the Trad Cons out there who "just want a wife and kids" If you could snap your finger and have a harem you wouldn't turn it down. Stop pretending this isn't what every man really wants.
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Feminism is great for players and sluts. Terrible for women long term. Terrible for men wanting a family.
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3 years
A big mistake that happened in the last 100 years is that women took over the responsibility of turning boys into men. That responsibility should be left to men and men alone.
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3 years
It’s interesting that the English will riot through the lines at Wembley stadium. But they didn’t riot under all the totalitarian covid restrictions? “I demand to be entertained!” Is more important to them than “I demand my freedoms”
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