Millions of dollars are spent on the internet selling
"Get a Bigger Dick" pills.
Millions more are spent by the poor saps they fool with their marketing.
The idea of a "magic pill" is very seductive.
But it takes real work to grow your penis, I know, I did it.
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Man expresses enthusiasm = creep
Man expresses frustration = incel
Man expresses anger = toxic
Man expresses sadness = weak
Man shares emotions other than happiness = emotional labor
Man shares no emotions at all = emotionally distant
What did I miss?
Her: He needs to be 6ft, chiseled jaw, 6-pack abs, earn more than $100,000/yr, no kids, strong and capable of defending my honor
Him: Ok, then you need to be.....
Her: REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dear Captain Save-a-Hoe
She doesn't want to be saved from making $100K+ a year.
She doesn't want to be saved from getting top tier dick.
She doesn't want to be saved from getting endless attention.
Sincerely,
The Harsh Truth
When men make generalizations about women they use their experiences with every women they've ever interacted with in every context.
When women make generalizations about men they use their experiences with men they fucked or would have fucked.
Which excludes about 80% men.
Lots of sex workers out here shaming guys who don't get laid (calling them incels etc).
Gee it's almost like these girls don't respect their own customers?
Dear Captain Save-a-hoe,
Buying her that expensive diamond ring is never going to make her forget the time a basketball team ran a train on her.
Sincerely,
The Harsh Truth
Before Porn I ran an underwear business and a meal delivery business.
One day I realized that the only reason I wanted money was so I could travel the world banging beautiful women.
I decided to cut out the middle man.
Find the most direct path to your goals.
Imagine being killed in action during WW2
Your last dying thought before you part this world is
"At least my sacrifice will guarantee my grandchildren won't live under a tyrannical authoritarian government"
Whoops.
Sorry grandad.
You know what's even better than a good booty?
Surprise Booty.
Like when a girl is skinny and tiny but you take her pants off and WHAM!!
There's a big ol' booty hiding under there.
Women getting upset that I teach average men to be more dominant in the bedroom is the perfect example of
@RationalMale
principle
"Women make rules for betas and break rules for alphas"
Controversial Opinion:
If you grow up with pimps and drug dealers as your close mentors you will never need any advice on women or sales in your entire life.
The biggest lies women will tell you, in no particular order;
1) I never do this
2) He's just a friend
3) I'm not mad
4) I'm not like other girls
5) We're not having sex tonight
6) It's your baby
What did I miss?
How exactly does anyone "sound" like they have a tiny dick?
That's like saying "you sound like you have small tits"
Translation = A man said something unflattering and my default response is to try and make him feel ashamed & insecure
For young boys, the education system is an immersive 12 year bootcamp in how to please women.
You only get good grades if you please you teachers, the vast majority of which are women.
"You're just intimidated by a strong independent woman"
No, I'm intimidated by a Bear.
Susan from HR and her 3 cats aren't exactly what I would call "intimidating".
If men didn't care about sleeping with women most of them wouldn't live in the city.
They'd live in the countryside drinking beers, smoking and shooting guns all day.
Being good in the bedroom is the most honest signal of pre-selection there is.
If you know your way around a womans body better than she does?
Then she knows you fuck.
The body has a tremendous ability to heal itself.
You could spend 10 years as a fat, crackhead, alcoholic, then with a few changes to your diet and exercise...
You start to heal and see your body bounce back to normal within 6-12 months.
Society wants to sedate men with weed, alcohol, porn, video games.
If men are sedated they won't rise up and fight back.
The plan's worked out pretty well so far.
I can't help but laugh when I see a girl describer herself as a "spoilt princess".
I'm pretty sure Princesses don't chain smoke bongs and have $21.45 in their bank account Stacy.
Men and Women "cheat" for different reasons.
Women cheat to upgrade.
The guy they are with isn't the best she can do anymore so she fucks someone better.
Men cheat for variety.
They still love their main girl but they have an unquenchable thirst for different pussy.
Why?
Because men are expendable.
Women and children first on the lifeboats.
Men are the ones drafted into war.
Don't live in rainbow unicorn fantasy land.
Wake up to reality and work on yourself.
You got to put yourself first because nobody else will.
Twitter makes you want to connect with complete strangers all over the world.
Facebook makes you want to get away from people you have known your whole life.
Dear Captain Save-a-hoe,
Your bank balance is never going to make her forget the time she was gangbanged by a room full of monster cocks.
Sincerely,
The Harsh Truth
To all the Trad Cons out there who "just want a wife and kids"
If you could snap your finger and have a harem you wouldn't turn it down.
Stop pretending this isn't what every man really wants.
A big mistake that happened in the last 100 years is that women took over the responsibility of turning boys into men.
That responsibility should be left to men and men alone.
It’s interesting that the English will riot through the lines at Wembley stadium.
But they didn’t riot under all the totalitarian covid restrictions?
“I demand to be entertained!”
Is more important to them than
“I demand my freedoms”