Michael Steer
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Assistant Headteacher at North Huddersfield Trust School.
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What on earth is Homes under the Hammer presenter Dion Dublin doing on a panel of football pundits? Bit left field isn't it?
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Daughter overheard playing with toy rabbits:
‘The first rule of hopping club is: you do not talk about hopping club. The second rule of hopping club is: you DO NOT talk about hopping club. The third rule is: bring carrots.’
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Today, I had to chase the bin lorry down the street in bare feet as I'd forgotten to take the bin out last night. The driver spotted me and stopped so his colleague could take it from me. I was so grateful that my reflex was to blow him a kiss. He returned it. A lovely moment.
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May I wish the very best of luck to everyone else that is waiting until morning to see if their work clothes still fit them.
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Just overtaken a police car whilst doing 51 in a 50 and listening to 'I fought the law'. I don't recognise myself anymore.
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Took daughter to Thai restaurant to broaden her culinary horizons. She thoroughly enjoyed her chicken nuggets followed by Tunnock’s Teacakes. Another episode of top level dadding.
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It would appear that my son's favourite thing is dressing up as a romantic poet.
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'Educating Yorkshire' was just an answer on a repeat of
#TheChase
and I cheered out loud. I think I might be overtired.
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I’m a little worried that I’ve got to the end of term and my festive throat infection is yet to arrive. I don’t think I’ve felt healthy at Christmas since 1992 and I’m not keen on going against tradition.
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I always said that if I ever had the time, I would try to write a book. Today I noticed the hoover was dusty, so I used the attachments to hoover the hoover. I was so pleased with the results I had an hour long tea break. It's not looking promising.
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What I'm absolutely not doing this morning is using my daughter as an excuse to see The Minions. She insisted we go. End of story.
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I am allergic to this cat. He knows it. We have discussed it at length. Yet here we are.
Don't be fooled by his vacant face, he is an unfeeling, calculating monster.
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Just found a large, dead spider in the leg of my jeans and now need to know if any therapists have a daily 3 hour slot available for the next 5 years.
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Hard to believe that Educating Yorkshire has been nominated for an International Emmy award. Incredible.
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My mother has just expressed shock that Arsenal are 25 goals behind Southampton, then realised that 5:30 was a kick off time, not a score...
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Found a note under my daughter's pillow to The Tooth Fairy which included Nectar Card details so that she can start earning reward points!
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An amazing photo, despite the Head of Year 11 'photo bombing'
#shameonmrscrowther
http://t.co/wx4xn2oA1k
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Educating Yorkshire: One Year On tonight at 9pm. Looking forward to finding out what I've been up to.
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I might be biased, but I do think that, in the context of this game, we are the ‘goodies’.
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I’m still utterly incapable of cooking the appropriate amount of food to correlate with the number of people dining. Don’t suppose 35 or so of you fancy popping over dinner?
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Having the surreal experience of watching Educating Yorkshire with my daughter before she commences Year 7. Her main highlight so far is the pink shirt of
@MrJonnyMitchell
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Ikea shop completed in 14 minutes. I’m claiming this as new world record.
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Tomorrow I start an enormous health kick/diet. No alcohol, wheat, caffeine or dairy. Today I use the bath tub as a fondue bowl.
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Got to love half term, it's just nice to have the time to relax with a cup of covfefe.
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Is there a world record for the longest number of consecutive hours a baby has spent screaming at his father? Asking for a friend.
On an unrelated matter, would anyone like a baby?
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Spent over 14 hours travelling and at work today. Have a throat, chest and ear infection and this morning my ear drum burst and I now have chronic vertigo and nausea.
I have just voted. Please make sure you have also done so.
1 hour to go.
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I just aligned a pattern on two separate pieces of wrapping paper for the first time in 43 years and I have a sense of accomplishment akin to the discovery of penicillin.
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Take note England! That is how you play for your country. Phenomenal stuff, massive congratulations to Wales.
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Couldn't be prouder of
@sheridanleigh_4
and
@HanRzepkowski
unbelievable effort and commitment. One down, one to go.
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It must be quite rare to capture the moment a child decides to make life hell for his parents when he becomes a teenager. Rare, but not unheard of.
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I'm not far in to The Thursday Murder Club, but there has already been a character who has an uncanny knack with mental maths and another character who is a West Ham fan. If a short guy with bad skin rocks up in the next chapter,
@richardosman
may well be hearing from my lawyer.
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Daughter: Daddy, guess where I am.
Me: The Living Room?
D: No, I'm everywhere, like a dangerous mist, but more specifically, the Living Room
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The fact that I have been deemed healthy enough not to be called up in the first 50% of vaccinations is one of the biggest ego boosts I've received in years.
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Just reminiscing with family about how good The Royle Family was. Terribly sad to hear about Caroline Aherne. An incredible talent.
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10 year old stepdaughter's dad just texted her to ask what time he should call. She replied with this gif and now wants an explanation as to why I've been laughing for 20 minutes...
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PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.
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I suspect that Wikipedia has been begrudgingly updated by a New Zealander...
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Bromance? What Bromance? I implore you all to follow
@MatthewCBurton
.
http://t.co/qWz9Knxx0B
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Been given an emergency dental appointment for two thirty today and can’t shake the feeling they are winding me up.
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In a fit of patriotism I’ve orchestrated a hayfever attack that has left me with one red eye and one white eye 🏴
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After 44 years, I have just purchased my first box of wine. It works out at £2.50 a bottle. This has the potential to change my life.
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Daughter's favourite cereal: Sultana Bran with the sultanas removed. Daughter's least favourite cereal: Bran flakes. I officially give up.
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This perpetually awake maniac has now started talking and opted for the perfectly normal first 3 words of 'mama', 'nana' and 'lamb'.
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I think these need to be a compulsory part of our uniform!
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The full gang are here now. Mrs Marsden is like a kid at Christmas.
http://t.co/fn2vABg2IK
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As a man who isn't afraid of a little controversy, just thought I'd throw this out there. Tangled is better than Frozen.
#dealwithit
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Quote from my mother 'I feel Matthew could do more TV, he's attractive, funny and smart, you should think about writing textbooks.'
#tamum
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Just been shopping and got everything on my list, including flour and yeast. Im guessing this is what a lottery win feels like.
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An absolutely incredible evening last night. Enormous thanks to everyone who took the time to vote for us. You're all thoroughly lovely! X
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Good luck to everyone involved with Educating the East End. I know exactly how you fe right now.
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Celebrating a year of unbridled carnage by destroying the living room. Happy birthday son.
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I may have to accept the fact that my son is going to be a
@leedsrhinos
fan. He was really engaged by their comeback yesterday, and their mascot would seem to be delicious.
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Started a new job today under highly unusual circumstances, but still massively excited to be joining the team at
@NHTSchool
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Despite over 40 years on the planet, I still tie balloons with all the skill you'd expect from an octopus attempting to fix a pocket watch.
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@richardosman
I once appeared on the cover of The Big Issue, where I was billed above John Lydon and Armando Iannucci, but played (rightfully) second fiddle to the
#GrangeHillSausage
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The fact that every shower now, technically, costs 5p just adds insult to injury.
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I'll be honest, my 'Men of Cluedo' theme has suffered due to the absence of guests at this Halloween party.
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Got to love the fact that I can legitimately justify a 10am lager by simply sitting in an airport.
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Purchased this bottle of wine online midway through the end of term do and think it ranks amongst my best ever decisions in life.
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It may be a while until I become fully self sufficient...
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Thursday words of wisdom from my daughter: ‘Never trust a man who tries to look like Olly Murs, unless that man is Olly Murs.’ So very wise.
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As I sit in an horrifically noisy Pizza Hut, awaiting the gates to open for a Little Mix concert, I can’t help but feel a little glad that England didn’t qualify for the World Cup final that I am missing.
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I'm utterly baffled by snapchat. This is easily the oldest I've ever felt in my life.
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Excerpt from conversation in coffee shop:
Me: A black coffee and a white tea please.
Waiter: White as in milk, or the flavour?
Me: Is white a flavour?
Waiter: (sighs incredibly heavily) Yes, white is a flavour now.
I apologise and leave without drinks.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I miss traditional Parents' Evenings. Not the same without a row about appointment times breaking out.
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Amazing to see people's reactions to our show on
#gogglebox
lot of love for
@MatthewCBurton
and
@MusharafAsghar
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The living room has just played host to the unlikely marriage of Dora the Explorer and Hulk. A special day for all involved.
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Just had a conversation about the amount of leaves I removed from a cauliflower. Who said Sunday wasn’t an exciting day!
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Tomorrow I turn 45. Today I had my first ever Steak Bake from
@GreggsOfficial
and from here on out, I'll be having 12 a week to make up for lost time.
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Catching up on the Christmas special. Is it weird that I've fallen a bit in love
@MatthewCBurton
?
#awkwardofficesituation
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Such a tragedy about Rik Mayall, pure, raw comic genius. Have spent approx 32 days of my life loudly quoting him in pubs. RIP.
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Despite the chaos and farce that preceded today's results, I'd just like to acknowledge the superb group of students I worked with last year and wish them every success moving forward. Cheers guys 🥂
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Shocked and appalled to hear the terrible news about Jo Cox. My thoughts and deepest sympathy go out to her family and friends.
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I'm starting to fantasise about the look on Ronaldo's face when the final whistle goes and Wales eliminate Portugal and reach the final...
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Nothing screams class quite as much as wine served from a measuring jug.
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Just told a checkout operator to 'keep the change'. No idea where that came from, I think I was just overwhelmed to be getting wine.
#wine
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This is definitely how cool people spend their bank holidays.
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Who do I need to talk to in order to get 'throwing a tea bag into a cup from across the kitchen' established as an Olympic sport?
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Did anyone else regard these as a snack in their youth?
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Incredible Glastonbury footage tonight, The Killers were joyous, but the highlight for me was The Chemical Brothers, dancing in the living room despite my frail frame and ageing years. Kudos
@eddychemical
Kudos.
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After a morning of intensive musical education, my daughter has decreed that the three greatest bands of all time are:
3. Nirvana
2. The Flying Pickets
1. The Wurzels
Nice to finally have that cleared up.
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This one has just sneezed directly onto my face, attempted to shatter my eye socket with a water bottle and is now treating me with utter ambivalence. Happy Father's Day all.
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Feel genuinely humbled and moved by the support and good wishes. I would like to assure you all that I am in good health and still a biped!
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I'm considering creating a support group for people who are ambivalent towards Marmite. We are a misunderstood subset of society.
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I’m guessing the last 4 years haven’t been kind to me, as my own father just failed to recognise me on a rerun of
@TVsPointless
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