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🔞 you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar but i think flies are gross
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#BREAKUPSANDMAKEUP: it's not a scary story but it's Aleksander's.worse nightmare. A Darklina Socmed.
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Because Marcus has a man. Hope that helps.
I think I know why ya’ll don’t wanna see her with Marcus.
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Acting like Baela ruling BESIDE a man is the better option to her ruling Driftmark as a trueborn Velaryon is crazy.
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@photonsmight This was sooooo funny to me it was like those “fake lesbians when a real lesbian walks in” memes.
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The only time I’ll write mal is if he looks like this
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Y’all forgetting Luca has a history with Carmy that’s a whole nother foot in the door for a series regular spot outside of a potential Marcus romance. Like come on now
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“You somehow convinced her you’re not a fucking loser? Good for you, Osha’s always been so naive. I give it a month.”.
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@photonsmight Mind you Lois a whole kleptomaniac who had her teenage daughter selling herself on the streets.
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Turned my phone off for a few hours and came back to this- WILD
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In 10 years teenagers will make videos about how Jesy is a Mandela effect.
little mix eras through the years: a thread in honor of their 13th anniversary.
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Oh you don’t know what you opened up with this tweet.
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This is like if Bella and Edward were serving cvnt in Volterra instead of existential crisis .
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Do you guys think the reason Caraxes is so musically inclined is because Daemon was/is always singing lullabies to him? 🥺🥺🥺.
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Darklina heavy episodes being the highest rated Shadow and Bone episodes and darklina scenes getting the most views but we either wanna talk about the morality or toxicity of the ship as if ppl tune in to the show to get a lesson. We’ve seen enough after school specials.
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So you think Mal’s ugly?
people wouldn’t like the darkling if they didn’t think he was conventionally attractive.
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“This is so undignified, gods did your granny raise you in a barn? Worse manners than a Weasley but I guess a blood traitor’s still a blood traitor regardless.”. “I told you miss Parkinson, if you came in for questioning peacefully-“. “Piss off Longbottom- sorry Auror Longbottom-.
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When you’re the king of ravka but your wife and head advisor are very friendly
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same actor but they’d probably hate each other
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And he’s not???? The only man in that cast with lips and you’re insinuating that we’d like his character more if he was conventionally attractive as if he’s not.
people wouldn’t like the darkling if they didn’t think he was conventionally attractive.
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@lidolmix The way Kelly clocked Jade from the jump like you’d be really good in a group and she was like hmmmm.
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As a person from several marginalised communities it really ground my gears seeing him being called a villain for pushing for betterment of his people. When has anything ever been accomplished through peace? What was he supposed to do? Give the Shu and Fjerdans a fucking Pepsi???.
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Shadow and Bone may be cancelled but the darklina kiss is eternal. They can’t take this from us.
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Shadow and Bone writers begging for views on their lil spin off while blocking stans:.
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Thinking about Aleksander being absolutely in love with his psychiatrist’s sweet little daughter
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🧢: time’s passed but he’s the same old Sasha
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“What happened here?” Neville asked, eyeing Pansy’s once dark hair- now platinum. “You don’t like it?”. “I mean why?”. “You hate it oh my gods!”. “No! No I’m just confused. Why did you do it?”. “You-Abbott and Lovegood I just thought maybe you preferred blondes-“. “Merlin Pans.”.
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Oh it’s giving Blaise Zabini I live.
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more of surrogate turned nanny Alina, as promised
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Panville fandom picking a Neville.
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@vasilisonka Syrax said she’s not about this nonsense songs of ice and fire? She only knows the ballads her love performs for her.
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This video lives rent free and is detrimental to my health
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“No Neville I don’t want to go on a bloody picnic!”. “Why not?”. “Cause none of my stupid jeans fit anymore!”. “I was actually hoping you’d wear a-“. “I don’t care! Look at this,” she cried out, motioning to her ass. “I do, often.”. “Shut up! You did this- you keep feeding me!”.
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“I miss my son.”. “He was here for over a month. He’s the general of the second ar-“. “And you are the tsar. Write him and have him come home.”. “Alina-“. “Well he’s going to need to meet his new brother or sister sometime.”. “You mean-“. “Yes.”. “I’ll send for him right away.”.
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EYE just think that if they’d tossed darklinas a bone (and obviously didn’t sideline Alina) their show wouldn’t be flopping rn
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Sorry for having a fat cock and correct opinions on everything 😩.
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What are friends for?
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Surrogate turned nanny Alina is my baby girl 🥺
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Darklina twt will never fight for Shadow and Bone to get renewed because despite being the largest part of the fanbase we get paid dust by the writers and by the teenagers we’ve been saddled with because of Eric’s horrible decisions as a showrunner. Let it burn. Free the actors.
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This is the first fandom I’ve ever seen so adamant about wanting the cancellation of a show they love so much and I think it’s a testament to how hurt we all are by writers and producers. All we wanted was for them to right by Alina Starkov and they did worse.
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Okay, so if inviting her husband to their divorce party was a bad idea & allowing him to apparate her home was a worse one- then, waking up naked in his new bachelor pad was definitely the WORST. That would be the last time she listened to Hermione Granger’s advice on anything-.
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Archie Renaux is hot and imma need y’all to stop pretending the only reason we don’t like mal is because we think he isn’t. Obviously Mal is hot. The shirtless fight club scenes are there to remind us he is. We don’t dislike him cause we don’t find him attractive.
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“Someone to mourn me” hits harder when you realise that at 500+ years old he’s outlived almost everyone he’s ever cared for and who ever cared for him. Alina is quite literally the only person that could mourn him-.
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The Darkling in the S&B s2 teaser.
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“That for me?”. “The girl at the store said it screamed I’m sorry my dad broke your nose.”. “I’m not sorry.”. “At least let me kiss it better.”. “That’s what got me in this situation in the first place.”. “No- actually I think it was telling my dad you fvcked me.”. “Touché.”
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“So now when I drop the kids off looking neat it’s a problem? I thought that’s what you wanted.”. “No it is, but I don’t want your wh0res around my babies.”. “That’s not very feminist of you.”. “Oh fuck off Aleksander this is exactly why we don’t work.”. “Because of my wh0res?”
Alina would be screaming crying throwing up
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Wait… we’re not all writing Alina as Asian?
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Ben Barnes’ t-mobile commercials are MY Super Bowl like look at this shit??? HIGH camp.
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“You wanted to see me, wife?”. “Don’t call me that.”. “But you are.”. “You’ll go to great lengths to make that true won’t you?” She scoffed. “I’ve seen EIGHT lawyers. But you beat me to it.”. “Yea, it’ll be pretty hard to get a divorce without one of those. Not worth the effort.”
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“Shh, they’ll hear you. Bad enough we both know what a little wh0re you are- going back to your engagement party full of my spend. They don’t need to know it too.”
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“You’re the twins’ mom aren’t you?”. “Yea, that obvious?”. “They look like you.”. “Me- Daniel’s a carbon copy of you.”. “Can I buy you a drink?”. “It’s open bar.”. “I meant some other time.”. “Oh.”. “Unless that’s too forward Miss Safin mentioned you were single and-“. “No I am.”
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Tapping the sign
“is rocky horror problematic and transmisogynistic?” yes. it was made in 1975. you can consume and enjoy and love art that you understand is harmful.
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Drop your fave Bensie pics below. For science
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Sasha just wants his wife to know he loves her body just as much now :/
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@mattxiv Why would you wear such a masculine colour on your nails?! And during Barbie month too- I hate to victim blame but sometimes we need to be smart and take precautions.
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Darklina if Shadow and Bone was made in the 90’s
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This feels racist, misogynistic maybe even a little queer phobic… like idk y’all have been real bold these past few days with your pitting the Asian queer lead against their white castmates.
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They told everyone the darkling’s dead and all of a sudden grisha are back in cages and you want me to NOT root for him?.
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Mal only feeling that strongly about Alina because he’s a Morozova amplifier is so crazy because like darklina confirmed. You all say Sasha only loved her Because of her powers and turns out same for mal.
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Aleksander chokes on his coffee on zoom
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“I don’t need to get remarried, especially not to some little mapmaker who’s barely older than my son.”. “It’ll be good for you, she’s grisha.”. “I’ve no shortage of grisha women, I dare say they’re expendable after a while.”. “What of a sun summoner?”
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Shadow and Bone deserved to be adapted by people who appreciated the source material and Alina Starkov at least a fraction of how much the fans do instead we got someone writing a self insert and a show runner using her as a stepping stone. Shame on all of them.
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The fact that she KNOWS he wants her and was using it to her advantage .
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“Bad day?”. “I may need to call you in for a meeting, Mrs Morozova. Your children are insufferable.”. “They take after their father.”. “Hey-“. “They’re teenagers, surely you’re exaggerating.”. “I wish- I need a vacation.”. “That sounds nice.”. “Just the two of us?”
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did we make it? not a chance
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“… and that’s why you should get us a car!”. “Neither of you know how to drive,” Alina pointed out. “Dad can teach us, right?” Lena asked, flashing him her puppy dog eyes. “What?” Aleksander choked. “You want your DAD to teach you?” Alina laughed. “This man? You’re funny.”
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So they scrapped a majority of her scenes during production is what you’re saying? Cause we have receipts. 2 hours of screen time out of an 8 hour season- the math isn’t mathing.
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Not this man in his ex wife’s clothes. He wants to be her so badly
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“I volunteered you to chaperone the Paris trip with me by the way.”. “I’m sorry what?”. “Well, I had to go anyway and no way I was taking Ivan.”. “I teach CHEMISTRY, Aleksander.”. “And what would the City of Love be without chemistry?”
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When you find out the tracker’s slept with both your sun summoner and your mother:.
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#RUTSandOtherDrugs: it’s not the end of the world but it sure feels like it when you’re used to it revolving around you. a darklina a/b/o socmed au
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Deleting in a bit but
this should be an ad for fenty lip paint because this was 50 degree weather on a beach and that shit did not move the whole shoot
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I can’t believe that the only thing that made him feel so strongly about Alina was being from Aleksander’s bloodline. Like.
if they're not telling me i'm the whole of their heart then i don't want them
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“And that’s why- Ms Starkov, how can I help?”. “A moment please?”. “Keep reading, I’ll be right back.” Aleksander instructed before stepping into the hallway. “What’s up?”. “You left these at my place last night,” Alina scoffed brandishing his glasses. “You’re a lifesaver babe.”
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“Figured I’d take you in for questioning.”. “To your flat I bet, how’d the DLE like to know that their SECOND BEST auror is misusing department resources to stalk & harass innocent women?”. “Innocent? I’m sure they’d agree you need a close eye and tight leash.”. “Firm hand too.”.
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“YOU SLAYED MY BETROTHED!”. “Did your lord father not do the same to win your lady mother’s hand? I’m simply following tradition.”. Yea there’s flavour here
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