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2 years
#BREAKUPSANDMAKEUP : it's not a scary story but it's Aleksander's worse nightmare. A Darklina Socmed.
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Because Marcus has a man. Hope that helps.
@JustLatasha404
Latasha’s RENAISSANCE ✨✨
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I think I know why ya’ll don’t wanna see her with Marcus
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Y’all really said
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Tasha Aegon the unkilled era
1 year
Acting like Baela ruling BESIDE a man is the better option to her ruling Driftmark as a trueborn Velaryon is crazy.
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@photonsmight This was sooooo funny to me it was like those “fake lesbians when a real lesbian walks in” memes
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The only time I’ll write mal is if he looks like this
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Y’all forgetting Luca has a history with Carmy that’s a whole nother foot in the door for a series regular spot outside of a potential Marcus romance. Like come on now
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@lport1021 They were doing way too much
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@photonsmight Mind you Lois a whole kleptomaniac who had her teenage daughter selling herself on the streets
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Turned my phone off for a few hours and came back to this- WILD
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Oh you don’t know what you opened up with this tweet
@michaelb4jordan
Michael B. Jordan
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What duo is this? Wrong answers only
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@ungodIywests She put a wig and some makeup on so you know they forgive her
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6 months
Anyway y’all stream #TheBrothersSun and ship Charles and June
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@tvtoryim YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT
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Do you guys think the reason Caraxes is so musically inclined is because Daemon was/is always singing lullabies to him? 🥺🥺🥺
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@stormbxrnbaby Cause who tf did you love and lose Agatha
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Darklina heavy episodes being the highest rated Shadow and Bone episodes and darklina scenes getting the most views but we either wanna talk about the morality or toxicity of the ship as if ppl tune in to the show to get a lesson. We’ve seen enough after school specials.
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So you think Mal’s ugly?
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erica is losing her sanity
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people wouldn’t like the darkling if they didn’t think he was conventionally attractive
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@maryswraith Exactly what I said like????
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@stormbxrnbaby Switcharoo sounds like sumn ashley ass would say fr
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When you’re the king of ravka but your wife and head advisor are very friendly
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same actor but they’d probably hate each other
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@RensFlower___
Lux-N-Charms 🍀
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Same actor but they’d probably hate each other
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And he’s not???? The only man in that cast with lips and you’re insinuating that we’d like his character more if he was conventionally attractive as if he’s not.
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@ericainablender
erica is losing her sanity
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people wouldn’t like the darkling if they didn’t think he was conventionally attractive
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As a person from several marginalised communities it really ground my gears seeing him being called a villain for pushing for betterment of his people. When has anything ever been accomplished through peace? What was he supposed to do? Give the Shu and Fjerdans a fucking Pepsi???
@zatanasupremacy
shannon 🍉
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what’s your honest opinion of the d @rkl !ng
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Shadow and Bone writers begging for views on their lil spin off while blocking stans:
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Shadow and Bone may be cancelled but the darklina kiss is eternal. They can’t take this from us.
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@theromanempyr 😭😭😭😭 it’s just the one episode
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🧢: time’s passed but he’s the same old Sasha
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Thinking about Aleksander being absolutely in love with his psychiatrist’s sweet little daughter
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@stormbxrnbaby Mind you Marie a little beige too
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1 year
more of surrogate turned nanny Alina, as promised
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They’re having an emo off
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@vasilisonka Syrax said she’s not about this nonsense songs of ice and fire? She only knows the ballads her love performs for her
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@fatefahrenheit @photonsmight Exactly. How you a nepo baby annnddd a bum bîtch?
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“I miss my son.” “He was here for over a month. He’s the general of the second ar-“ “And you are the tsar. Write him and have him come home.” “Alina-“ “Well he’s going to need to meet his new brother or sister sometime.” “You mean-“ “Yes.” “I’ll send for him right away.”
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darklina aesthetic ☾☼
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EYE just think that if they’d tossed darklinas a bone (and obviously didn’t sideline Alina) their show wouldn’t be flopping rn
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Sorry for having a fat cock and correct opinions on everything 😩
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OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
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What are friends for?
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Aleksander chokes on his coffee on zoom
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He got used to it 🥺🥺🥺
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Surrogate turned nanny Alina is my baby girl 🥺
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@greenpott
mel - little bee 🐝
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Darklina twt will never fight for Shadow and Bone to get renewed because despite being the largest part of the fanbase we get paid dust by the writers and by the teenagers we’ve been saddled with because of Eric’s horrible decisions as a showrunner. Let it burn. Free the actors.
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This is the first fandom I’ve ever seen so adamant about wanting the cancellation of a show they love so much and I think it’s a testament to how hurt we all are by writers and producers. All we wanted was for them to right by Alina Starkov and they did worse.
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Archie Renaux is hot and imma need y’all to stop pretending the only reason we don’t like mal is because we think he isn’t. Obviously Mal is hot. The shirtless fight club scenes are there to remind us he is. We don’t dislike him cause we don’t find him attractive.
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“Someone to mourn me” hits harder when you realise that at 500+ years old he’s outlived almost everyone he’s ever cared for and who ever cared for him. Alina is quite literally the only person that could mourn him-
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Happy Pride Month
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They both share Alina’s pussy
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The Darkling in the S&B s2 teaser
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“That for me?” “The girl at the store said it screamed I’m sorry my dad broke your nose.” “I’m not sorry.” “At least let me kiss it better.” “That’s what got me in this situation in the first place.” “No- actually I think it was telling my dad you fvcked me.” “Touché.”
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1 year
Wait… we’re not all writing Alina as Asian?
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“So now when I drop the kids off looking neat it’s a problem? I thought that’s what you wanted.” “No it is, but I don’t want your wh0res around my babies.” “That’s not very feminist of you.” “Oh fuck off Aleksander this is exactly why we don’t work.” “Because of my wh0res?”
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Alina would be screaming crying throwing up
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@haworthes No cause They pissing me off fr
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Ben Barnes’ t-mobile commercials are MY Super Bowl like look at this shit??? HIGH camp
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“You wanted to see me, wife?” “Don’t call me that.” “But you are.” “You’ll go to great lengths to make that true won’t you?” She scoffed. “I’ve seen EIGHT lawyers. But you beat me to it.” “Yea, it’ll be pretty hard to get a divorce without one of those. Not worth the effort.”
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“Shh, they’ll hear you. Bad enough we both know what a little wh0re you are- going back to your engagement party full of my spend. They don’t need to know it too.”
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“You’re the twins’ mom aren’t you?” “Yea, that obvious?” “They look like you.” “Me- Daniel’s a carbon copy of you.” “Can I buy you a drink?” “It’s open bar.” “I meant some other time.” “Oh.” “Unless that’s too forward Miss Safin mentioned you were single and-“ “No I am.”
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Drop your fave Bensie pics below. For science
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September 30th October 1st #VampireAcademy
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Sasha just wants his wife to know he loves her body just as much now :/
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@darklinaprompts
darklina prompts
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daily word prompt 477 ↳ silly
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@mattxiv Why would you wear such a masculine colour on your nails?! And during Barbie month too- I hate to victim blame but sometimes we need to be smart and take precautions
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Two Greek Gods walk into a bar…
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Darklina if Shadow and Bone was made in the 90’s
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This feels racist, misogynistic maybe even a little queer phobic… like idk y’all have been real bold these past few days with your pitting the Asian queer lead against their white castmates
@filmhelvar
mar
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who is the better lead character?
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They told everyone the darkling’s dead and all of a sudden grisha are back in cages and you want me to NOT root for him?
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Aleksander chokes on his coffee on zoom
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Mal only feeling that strongly about Alina because he’s a Morozova amplifier is so crazy because like darklina confirmed. You all say Sasha only loved her Because of her powers and turns out same for mal
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“I don’t need to get remarried, especially not to some little mapmaker who’s barely older than my son.” “It’ll be good for you, she’s grisha.” “I’ve no shortage of grisha women, I dare say they’re expendable after a while.” “What of a sun summoner?”
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“Bad day?” “I may need to call you in for a meeting, Mrs Morozova. Your children are insufferable.” “They take after their father.” “Hey-“ “They’re teenagers, surely you’re exaggerating.” “I wish- I need a vacation.” “That sounds nice.” “Just the two of us?”
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The fact that she KNOWS he wants her and was using it to her advantage
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did we make it? not a chance
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did we make it? not a chance
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Shadow and Bone deserved to be adapted by people who appreciated the source material and Alina Starkov at least a fraction of how much the fans do instead we got someone writing a self insert and a show runner using her as a stepping stone. Shame on all of them.
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“… and that’s why you should get us a car!” “Neither of you know how to drive,” Alina pointed out. “Dad can teach us, right?” Lena asked, flashing him her puppy dog eyes. “What?” Aleksander choked. “You want your DAD to teach you?” Alina laughed. “This man? You’re funny.”
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So they scrapped a majority of her scenes during production is what you’re saying? Cause we have receipts. 2 hours of screen time out of an 8 hour season- the math isn’t mathing
@christinastrain
Christina Strain
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@SilverSixClub @fballandfanfic She’s number 1 on the call sheet, and we wrote for her as such. She was on set more than anyone else, which was a lot of work for Jessie to endure. I think the real problem is people just don’t understand how production works.
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“I volunteered you to chaperone the Paris trip with me by the way.” “I’m sorry what?” “Well, I had to go anyway and no way I was taking Ivan.” “I teach CHEMISTRY, Aleksander.” “And what would the City of Love be without chemistry?”
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Not this man in his ex wife’s clothes. He wants to be her so badly
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When you find out the tracker’s slept with both your sun summoner and your mother:
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I can’t believe that the only thing that made him feel so strongly about Alina was being from Aleksander’s bloodline. Like
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if they're not telling me i'm the whole of their heart then i don't want them
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Deleting in a bit but
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“And that’s why- Ms Starkov, how can I help?” “A moment please?” “Keep reading, I’ll be right back.” Aleksander instructed before stepping into the hallway. “What’s up?” “You left these at my place last night,” Alina scoffed brandishing his glasses. “You’re a lifesaver babe.”
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“YOU SLAYED MY BETROTHED!” “Did your lord father not do the same to win your lady mother’s hand? I’m simply following tradition.” Yea there’s flavour here
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“Isn’t he handsome?” “I have a nephew who’s a LITERAL prince. I can give you his number right now.”
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“So let me get this straight, the guy you took home from the bar not only happens to be extremely rich and hot but also one of our biggest donors?” “I didn’t know any of that before! I was just decompressing after a shift and-“ “I think he wants to decompress you again.”
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No but Daemon seeing young Rhaenyra and older Laena he really saw his girls where he failed them most
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THE WAY I DIDNT REALISE WHO TWEETED THIS IM SIIIICK YES KING
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Arthur Li
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This "Bensie" playful moment reminds me of one of the most iconic film scenes ever [An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)].
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ANNNNND THATS IT FOR PART TWO! The response to part one was literally overwhelming and I sincerely hope you like this as well. Lemme know what you think!
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“You k*lled my daughter’s boyfriend?” “Yea, you’re welcome. Thought I’d save you the trouble I know her virtue is a bit of a sore point for you.” “I wouldn’t cause my daughter pain.” “Well I’m not burdened by that same compassion. Besides my shoulders are excellent to cry on.”
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1 year
Thinking about Aleksander being absolutely in love with his psychiatrist’s sweet little daughter
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26. Oh she’s mad… wonder how he’ll make it up to them. (Alina’s POV)
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Sasha buys Zoya because he can’t resist her scent plus she’s so gorgeous??? Takes her home- uhm she’s a beta??? Turns out they scented her using an actual omega and when he goes back to the auction house and finds the source of the scent he’s adamant he’s not leaving without her
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I know Ben Barnes just woke up in a cold sweat screaming FRAUD
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Pop Crave
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A #StrangerThings fan had her life turned upside down after being catfished by a scammer claiming to be Dacre Montgomery, who plays Billy in the series. The single mother says she left her husband for the scammer after meeting on an online forum, and even sent them nearly $10K.
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“I do love your mother. But she's more like a... a pet to me.”
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What age should you be writing porn at?
@toes_enthusiast
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@allmine_bb @SoundsOfSeries you’re a 26 year old on stan twitter who is still writing porn fanfiction, i promise netflix does NOT care ab you’re opinion esp when the show was on the top 10 most popular y for weeks
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He leaves his children alone with Ulla for the night and they come back unionised and are refusing to eat their lettuce because its oppressive
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Alina Starkov’s ex boyfriend Mal Oretsev seemingly reacts to her going public with rumored new boyfriend, Aleksander Morozova: “Trying to not to find and kill him”
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What absolutely had me scratching my head was “lesbian lover” like who’s that next to YOU???
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The fact that even Leigh Bardugo has said that the darkling is a much more noble character than Kaz, like Aleksander has tried repeatedly to make life better for ALL people in the country that’s persecuted him and his kind and in the end he sacrificed himself for them. Would Kaz?
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babies melt even the coldest hearts it’s true
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We’re tired of seeing your shitty one dimensional takes and constant diminishing of real life victims’ trauma because you don’t like a fictional shadow man but you and your cronies respect ink on paper more than flesh and blood.
@sunstitched_
sommer ☼ حرة🇵🇸
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i am so tired of darklinas acting like their rhetoric and opinions shouldn’t have consequences when that rhetoric is literally spreading a narrative that domestic abuse, grooming, and sa are excusable or acts of romance/love. it’s fucking foul. the flowershop account IS about
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Okay but… This is a very common saying particularly amongst black people. He went as far as to tag it fake friends even though most people would know what he meant either way…. Why is antisemitism the first place your mind goes???
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Jennifer Aniston addresses liking Jamie Foxx's now-deleted Instagram post: “I do NOT support any form of antisemitism. I truly don’t tolerate HATE of any kind. Period.”
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