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I write. I dream. Chaos baby. Lover of kissing books & movies. DC girl 4eva. Professor Emeritus of 365 and Sociological Brigadoon 🎙️Host of @RomEverAfter
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Very divorced dad coded
Prince William celebrated his 42nd birthday with a new photo with his kids
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this is why jake johnson is such an excellent onscreen kisser. he brings such exceptional physicality to it that you can't help but swoon
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whoever cut this trailer knew exactly what they were doing and i applaud them
Be careful who you wish for. Lindsay Lohan stars in Irish Wish premiering March 15
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This man has the ability to look at anyone like they hung the god damn moon and I need him to teach a class cause a lot of actors are sorely lacking this ability
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I also really appreciate that I know next to nothing about him. He does the work. Tells a cute story here and there. Entertains. Goes back home to his gorgeous wife and kids
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Make him the lead in a romcom you cowards
Manny Jacinto photographed by Daniel Dorsa for The Hollywood Reporter
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She knows her true audience is millennials trying to feel something again
olivia rodrigo’s guts tour merch shoot / dELia’s catalog scans circa 1996
once again she’s mastered her brand image and knows her target audience insanely well
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Excuse me, it’s just really fucking dusty in here
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I’m so mad that they haven’t released a line of Pen’s nightgowns because they are perfect for the stacked girl
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I think it’s important to note that every time he makes her feel a little something she pulls a weapon on him
“why did osha stick around him” “i wouldve k worded him” “writing makes no sense” girl look at him
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A perfectly beautiful man showing he loves you by doing exactly as you ask with not a lick of back talk and then stages a gorgeous rescue of you when you’ve been kidnapped and is willing to live with you in a swamp. Survives death to come rescue you!
Ruined. For LIFE!
I have unrealistic expectations because of Cary Elwes in Princess Bride
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Fuck that not titillating shit. Just give me your favorite consensual sex scene in a movie or TV show. I don’t care about artistic value. Just a sex scene you love. Please don’t be weird.
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You might be tempted to argue with Rebekah and say that it was marketed as an action rom com, but you would be wrong. When I, a person who is very heavily invested in romcoms and essentially hoovered up all the gorgeous marketing of this movie, left her opening day screening…
If it was marketed properly as a rom com and allowed to be in theaters for at least 2 months it would make its money back easily. Giving people two weekends to get to theaters with the promise that the movie with be available on VOD almost immediately??? Come on.
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by the age of 30 you should have a favorite pen you won’t let anyone use, a cache of pretty notebooks you’re saving for a special occasion, and at least one piece of media you rewatch endlessly for comfort
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The world is hell. Please tell me a line from a Romance (book or movie or poem or TV show or whatever) that lives rent free in your head.
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There wasn’t a potential for dad to die in this scenario, my guy
It's funny how after the birth of a baby, announcers declare that "mother and baby are doing fine".
What about the father??
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the thing about listening to romance books when im grocery shopping is that i forget im in public and do things like shout “marry him you dumb ass ho!”
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I just want to form a little Romance book club for actors who want to do RomComs where we sit and read books to find the perfect project for them
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Always and forever the best TV kiss. This is why the girls swoon for Nick Miller.
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All I want is for movie producers to know that there are a lot of Romance books out there that need to be adapted. A lot of amazing books.
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The way they don’t even share Meghan saying a single word in these clips...you will not take her out of context. No sir.
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So, the CW will have a new viewer this coming January…
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The “we saw you across the bar” that would work for me
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Enola Holmes 2 feels like reading a Romance novel by Eva Leigh or Sarah MacLean or Lorraine Heath. Also, Tewksbury has improved as a character and Romance hero. Just really fun.
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the girls are tired of chasing oscar bait! let them have some fucking fun already
“I haven't worked in 2 years, every role I was being offered was the sad mom. To be honest, that's been hard for me...because I need to feed myself. The hardest thing is being a mom and...not feeling like, I have nothing for myself.” — Kirsten Dunst for
@marieclaire
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i’m just a girl, standing in front of the internet, asking you to once again rec her werewolf/wolf shifter romance books
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Since y’all keep missing the link to the tutorial on how to tie the cuffs. Link in the above tweet
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rewarding myself with romance books for completing adult activities is the only way i complete anything these days
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shocked that it was actually a romcom, that should tell you everything right there. The romance was the engines of that wonderful movie, and the marketing, wonderful that it was, had me convinced that like so many action movies it was the side plot
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She has a point. This will definitely be me
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good. no sequel needed. now go develop something original!
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when times are dark I always reach for a romance book to steady me for the fight ahead
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@lingerie_addict
bring back the titty fucking covers of old! i saw a tumblr somewhere that said something that we stopped being a civilization when horny oil painter stopped being a profession
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We can just call something a romance. Romance is not a bad word on its own. And if you feel the need to add another word in there, I believe you’re looking for Canadian. Another lovely Canadian Romance. Love that for us
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Somebody pay me to talk about Romance novels and Romance in movies, please.
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what if I promised you that you didn’t have to call everything featuring a romance a RomCom
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ngl, this show might have turned me into a villain fucker
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Any time an article reads that the subject “couldn’t find a romance novel so they wrote it themselves” and it’s not so hyper specific that it’s down to the type of underwear the characters wear, then it’s a lazy shoddy PR piece that’s insulting to the writer’s peers
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bitch yes. are you new here?
Are we seriously just trying to tweet through the end of Twitter?
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romance math is a football team where all of the players are single and white
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gonna make my husband listen to romance novels on our brief road trip and he doesn’t even know it yet
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Still waiting for their heist movie. I’ll even allow for it to be a veiled Bulgari ad. Just need it
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Babes, it’s not nostalgia. We’re readers and we like shopping for books.
Millennial and Gen Z nostalgia is bringing back book sales, indie bookstores, and Barnes & Noble
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2005 Pride & Prejudice girlies: what’s your favorite moment (besides hand flex)?
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Oh Henry…well now that you have some free time, wanna make a RomCom?
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5 simple things that bring me joy:
•reading romance books
•watching romance movies
•a nice whisky
•my group chats
•writing in a brand new notebook
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“Harry would rather be her husband than your prince and it makes you sick”
If that ain’t the crux of it all
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@thatclarafied
It relies on a lot of intertextuality and understanding of cultural references that I think are lost on a lot of people. We see it constantly with other older pop-culture
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Holy fucking shit. YES! cc:all of Romance & Book Twitter
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Darling you are missing the point of the genre
Jeremy Allen White says if he were to do a rom-com it would have to be “very sad.”
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Long story short: if you love romcoms, Fall Guy is the perfect action romcom to kick off your summer. Also, I need a special release with all the DVD extras, directors cut, and commentary tracks
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The thing about watching a thing from the 80s is that everyone has all of their original parts and you just miss the facial diversity
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God, can you imagine if they made a romcom and got grown up Devon Sawa in it and in the trailer he whispers in his love interests ear “can I keep you?” Theaters would be sold out filled with millenial women trying to recapture that feeling we’ve been chasing for almost 30 years
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One of the reasons that I wish everyone would stop referring to Romance as smut and porn. It’s not because I’m some pearl clutcher who doesn’t enjoy a well done sex scene. It’s because once y’all start collectively calling it porn, that’s the first step in banning it.
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This is amount of sensuality what I want from books and movies and tv that dare to call themselves anything Romance related
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Regardless, it deserved to have an uninterrupted screening for a little longer to have gathered some box office steam.
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Hey! I think it’s time for another round of describe your romance novel like a r/relationships Reddit post. Bonus points if it’s a book coming out in ‘23
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Two parts and it’s so very *fangirl flail screaming*
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Because I can’t do this on the other app, let’s just remember how good this kiss is
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Babe. No. 56 seasons. We don’t need to change the format! It’s for the babies. Unless some developmental expert came in and said this is gonna be better for the kids, keep that shit as is
‘SESAME STREET’ is getting a reimagining in Season 56 to become “narrative-driven.”
(Source: )
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He’s no longer Captain America so he told his publicist that he needed to remind us he fuuuuuuuccccckkkksss (baby we remember the dick pick, don’t worry)
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Hot and charming does not a himbo make. Himbos have to be a tad vacant and that man hasn’t been vacant a moment of his 20 year acting career
Ok
#twisters
Now THIS is summer blockbustering. It has all the feel of a 90s summer banger, great cast, and the perfect dumb story that doesn’t make you use your brain.
Glen Powell is the Himbo of the decade
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what pisses me off the most is that I didn’t even think it was going to be good, but I was like, “let me give this a shot” and then it was great AND THEN THEY DESTROYED IT!!!
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Freddie has entered his hot single dad in a RomCom era and I love it
Christmas With You, starring
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I know they're senators (and I hope they do the good that we want), but my lord if this doesn't look like the poster for a buddy detective TV show.
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Women traveling and falling in love needs it’s own category on Netflix, cause I would watch the hell out of it
LOVE IN THE VILLA (September 1)
A young woman (
@KatGraham
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@Tomhopperhops
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Hey all you crazy cool production company kids, there’s a fucking shit ton of Romance novels from BIPOC authors (especially Black ones) that would be absolutely amazing for you to develop for TV &/or movies. If you feel like you need a Ouija board to find them, call me instead!
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I get it girl
Malala was like "I never want to get married" and then she met this hottie and she was like "nevermind"
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Please. Also no more series about one couple that have like 3 books and each one this long. I’m sorry, but if you need 1200 pages to tell their story, maybe it’s not worth telling
we have to do something about the 450+ page romance book epidemic
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Age gap is gross. There’s nothing wrong with a reasonable age spread, but if I see one more 30+ year old being “bewitched” by someone barely old enough to drink in the US I’m throwing my kindle out the nearest window
we're cancelling each other over book takes today. post your cancellable book take
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once more i am begging hollywood to greenlight a ms bev universe. movies! a series of mini/limited series a la danielle steele back in the 90s, i do not care!!! just get me her shit in a big production. spend the money and you will see the return in triplicate
If you watched the Bass Reeves show and thought “gee, I wish there was more of the love-y stuff” might I suggest
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stellan embracing his inner bimbo for mamma mia is perfection
“asked me to be in a musical, i can’t sing, i can’t dance. then i saw it was also pierce brosnan & colin firth. and they can’t sing & dance either. . . we were the bimbo in this female production” i love him
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We want to watch people desire each other and kiss and stuff while they star war
lucasfilm looking at the acolyte ratings rn and finally realising after 45 years that romance sells
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A man who knows how to hold his seat...
We’re so used to watching people right horses in movies and not people who regularly ride horses. He holds his core and shifts his hips, as opposed to bouncing all over the fucking place.
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Jokes on you, I’m still obsessed with it
the most annoying bitch you know was obsessed with this movie in 2006
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The things I know this gif does for a lot of y’all
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no, you spent all morning looking for hammocks with stands and shades so you can spend all summer reading romance novels in the backyard
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And some people need to be rescued and don’t need to rescue themselves cause they’ve spent their lives doing it and need a break
gentle reminder for romance readers: there’s nothing inherently anti-feminist about ‘damsel in distress’! sometimes people be in distress!
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A lot of people have said it better than me but if you’re really more concerned with Jack’s supposed “tone” rather than the issue he’s trying to discuss, you’re part of the problem. If you don’t see the problem with norms of mlm being defined by people who aren’t actually
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Sir, are you asking me to fight against my teenage instinct to always root for Josh Hartnett? I’m sorry but that shit is hardcoded and I might be rooting for a serial killer
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The manic pixie queen has returned to her rightful place. We stan
First look at Zooey Deschanel and Charlie Cox in rom-com ‘MERV.’
It follows an estranged couple who learns that the dog they share is suffering from depression following their break-up. They awkwardly reconcile to take their pup on a vacation, in hopes of lifting his spirits.
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I’d own a bookstore bar and be phenomenally unstressed about it
If you got stupendously rich and didn’t tell anyone, what would be the signs people would see?
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Ok, tell me if I’m too far gone, but here is what I think the Romancelandia version in honor of
@rapscallison
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this is why he is reacher and also why i was ridiculously incensed by tom cruise playing reacher for two movies, cause the only one reaching was him!
Alan Ritchson making Henry Cavill look 5’7—oh Alan the man that you are
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Big Bang Theory but it’s 4 Black nerdy girls and the ridiculously hot cousin of one of them who moves across the hall
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if there isn’t an awards show for marketing campaigns for movies, there needs to be some sort of honor for all the magic they pulled together for this movie
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