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Paul Stanson

@stanson_paul

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Sports fan. University of Chicago Alum. Buffalo born and raised. Movie fanatic. Blue collar built. Certified Dolphin hater. #thejuiceisloose

Little Rock, AR
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
10 months
@pheaglescentral Not as funny when you guys are on the other side of it huh
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@stanson_paul
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@pheaglescentral When the refs help you it’s easy to win
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@stanson_paul
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8 months
@TheThomasDeLaus Idc what we have to do. I want Odunze, Nabers or Coleman. Harrison we don’t have a chance at but if one of these three fall within trading up range I need it to happen
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@rileycollins__ Now here’s a guy who’s asking the hard hitting questions
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9 months
@KeithMcclendo55 Coming from the team who hasn’t won a playoff game in 23 years
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6 months
@TyreekMVP He’s short and had a noodle arm. Bro is built like a high school JV QB
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@hayilaas CRYYYY!! YOU BLEW THE DIVISION WITH A 3 GAME LEAD😭😭💀 HAVE A NICE TRIP TO KC
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10 months
@UTSources If I was making 50k a week I would do this too
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@stanson_paul
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10 months
@NagleNFL Two completely different plays. Have you ever watched football or do you just look at highlights on Twitter?
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@stanson_paul
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2 years
@Superbowlfifty2 @PFF Average eagles fan thinking they’re going to be anything better than 9-8 this season
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@KevHarlanEffect Your fan base would understand this if you had actual fans. Week 18 division on the line and we’re gonna have more fans in your own stadium.
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@stanson_paul
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7 months
@RunHurts Love how NFL twitter has turned into guys posting a singular clip so they can call a guy something specific
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@stanson_paul
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8 months
@TheSportsBully1 Everyone keeps saying we need a receiver but this coaching staff has already proven they will draft defense and whoever is a higher graded player
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@DuaneS39 The Sabres organization is an absolute joke. Love what Terry has done for the City of Buffalo and the Bills but enough is enough with the Sabres. Either sell the team or put in the effort to actually fix it.
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@stanson_paul
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8 months
@GhostOfAdamGase No wonder people don’t go to games
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@stanson_paul
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6 months
@KeithMcclendo55 Tua is currently 1-6 against us. We literally own him
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@stanson_paul
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8 months
@festive2018 I wouldn’t want him in there. With that guys history the last thing he should do is party with a bunch of women. If you ask me security did the right thing
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@stanson_paul
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5 months
@kayvonbanks25 Me not worrying about rent for a year
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
Dolphins fans are actually hilarious. So entitled for a team who hasn’t won a playoff game since 2000
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@stanson_paul
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1 year
@pheaglescentral The rest of the league after seeing this
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@stanson_paul
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6 months
@sammy______G The civil war says otherwise
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@BillfromBoynton You’re basically saying you’re barely better than a team who didn’t make the playoffs for 17 seasons
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@stanson_paul
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7 months
@TyreekMVP No one in the NFL believes Josh is mid. meanwhile Noodle arm Tua canes escape the allegations
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8 months
@CoachJimFuller You do realize since Allen has been in Buffalo we’re 3-4 against the Chiefs? Should we check his record against the Dolphins?
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5 months
@CaldwellEndy @barseatsports @IAmTheNizz @tayylorrmaee Justin I need a friend please be my friend!
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@stanson_paul
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4 months
@Keynes39 @CaldwellEndy when the WNBA game is on
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@FinsFan2992 You’re basically saying how our QB running the ball gives us the best chance to score in the redzone while the best chance for you guys is to take the ball out your Tua’s hands.
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@stanson_paul
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7 months
@Nikes_Own When you get paid millions of dollars a year you’re not supposed to fuck up. You hold everyone to a certain standard and when that standard is met it’s expected. When it’s not that’s when a player is chewed out. But then again the Dolphins have had no standards for years now
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
9 months
@dan_jablonski The guy inspires me to sit on the coach and watch Netflix for hours on end. No aura about him at all.
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@JoeDaActivlst @barseatsports 🍎🍐🍊🍉🍌🍇
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@stanson_paul
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5 months
@IAmTheNizz This was super funny! My friend just is a real hoot isn’t he @barseatsports @CaldwellEndy
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
The Dolphins every time they face a 3rd & long
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2 years
Iggy Azalea with an OF?? Sign me up
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
2 years
I would take all the money in my bank account and put it on LSU
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 years
2022 Georgia vs 2019 LSU?
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New Series. Drunk NFL talk. First topic: The Eagles will still make the NFC championship game. They will have 2 home games and the NFC is week. Feel free to discuss @barseatsports @CaldwellEndy @BillOhale @harrysaxman @thomasrooneysr @MarshallBrensi @PerryMa48982958 @PessiCry
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4 months
@KARSZMYR @CaldwellEndy wyd?? Me personally I’m bringing her back to life with a heaping help of this junk
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@_Breezy_Briii He’s the ZEST MASTER
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@CaldwellEndy Get it babyyyyy #baba
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@stanson_paul
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6 months
@Buffalo_Smitty I’m personally a fan of the “rent is too damn high” party
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@stanson_paul
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2 years
Anyone else find it weird that the Browns try to be funny on social media after trading for the worst human being in the NFL?
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Cleveland Browns
2 years
know before you go #BALvsCLE
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@stanson_paul
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2 years
Expecting Brittany Griner to have a stat line of 30/20/20 this season to make up for all this drama she stirred up
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@stanson_paul
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4 months
Every friend group needs a leader. I am proud to say I follow behind @BillOhale like a lost puppy. Without him my friend group would be weak and useless. #thankyoubill @barseatsports @CaldwellEndy
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@KevHarlanEffect What’s more recent? The release of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone or the last time the Dolphins won a playoff game? The answer will SHOCK you‼️😲
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
2 years
If Dawson Knox drops one more pass I’m personally gonna walk into the tunnel at half time and give him a piece of my mind
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
10 months
Happy to announce I’ve joined the @barseatsports team. Excited for this next journey of my life and the new friends I will make along the way. #blessed #EpsteinClientList
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1 year
@piersmorgan Piers Morgan defending Andrew Tate is not what I expected to see this morning
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6 months
@BillOhale $34 is crazy
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@stanson_paul
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2 years
Me leaving @barseatsports HQ after stirring up drama with @CaldwellEndy
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@stanson_paul
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4 months
@toyor_pr We gotta stop comparing people to Messi the guy has super human seasons that we’ll probably never see again. Appreciate what we have now and stop living in the past
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7 months
@VitoTheFinsFan This is very ironic coming from a Dolphins fan
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
9 months
@pheaglescentral @NBCSPhilly But when will you speak on the curse?
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9 months
Genuinely hope the @BuffaloBills know that they still have the support of real fans. Obviously the loss was tough but being negative towards our team isn’t gonna help anything. From being 6-6 we were lucky to even be in the position we were this season.
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
9 months
@hughart_michael Tua’s weapons: Tyreek, Waddle, Achane, Mostert Strouds weapons: Collins, Dell, Schultz, Singletary (also missed two games) You’re comparing a year 4 QB with arguably the best weapons outside of the Eagles to a rookie QB who doesn’t have any pro bowlers on offense. Have shame 😭
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Paul Stanson
9 months
@Frankwasright1 @DomTibbettsTV They deserve it. Same O-line every game and they played well. One of the consistent bright spots this season
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9 months
@CoachJ0e @hughart_michael I didn’t ask you Joe
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9 months
@VBSofficial_ Cry about it some more
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4 months
@pheaglescentral @CaldwellEndy @barseatsports I need Jalen Carter kicked out of the NFL for killing a man
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
9 months
Nervous shitting rn. Can’t handle the stress of this game. Need it to start.
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Paul Stanson
9 months
@BuffaloBills Please for the love of god do not lose to this team again
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@stanson_paul
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6 months
@pheaglescentral @PaloEdits This is great and all but I don’t think the Eagles need the madden curse. They already have the curse of @barseatsports rn
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8 months
@KeithMcclendo55 If he swears enough he’ll sound cool
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2 years
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2 years
Haaland today
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1 year
@tyler02020202 You’re dumb
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@stanson_paul
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2 years
@barseatsports EHH RANNNN WHAT HAPPENDUHHHHH
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
2 years
Yes the sky in Buffalo looks sick tonight but I don’t need 19 people posting it on Snapchat. Mfs think they’re artsy as soon as we have a cool sunset
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
2 years
I can’t wait for people to drop $2000 on an OVO bills jacket then proceed to wear it twice
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
2 years
Update: The @Drake OVO fashion brand released their NFL-collab collection earlier this month. Here's a look at some of the items.
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
6 months
@CoachJimFuller We were historically bad from 2001-2017. Longest playoff drought in all of sports until then and we still have a better record than you 😂
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1 year
@Matt_Bove Solid list here
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@KeithMcclendo55 2017-Present. We own you and it’s not close. Would love to be happy for you guys but y’all are just obnoxious when you haven’t proven anything. Win a meaningful game and I’ll change my perspective.
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@Rahjins @TSoul439 @barseatsports @pheaglescentral Lol virgin? Ask your mother about that one
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1 year
It’s officially wedding season. Nothing like getting hammered with a bunch of people you don’t know outside of your extended family.
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9 months
@HNutsax @PFF Nah man NFL record 4 TDS in a playoff game. He’s super good and has reliable hands. Should definitely pay him $20m a year
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
2 years
@barseatsports @CaldwellEndy @ChristianDale67 The fact that Caldwell was fired and re hired and I still haven’t been offered a position is blasphemous
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@stanson_paul
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9 months
@bswagz88 CRY EAGLES CRY. E-A-G-L-E-S!
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10 months
@barseatsports @Rahjins @TSoul439 @pheaglescentral Eagles fans when someone says “Deebo”
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1 year
@barseatsports (Chicks are 40 year old women)
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10 months
@KingOfPhinland If your QB tried that he wouldn’t even make it past the 50
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6 months
RIP OJ. The Juice will now be loose forever.
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1 year
#ootd stuntin on these hoes in my denim fit
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7 months
Paul in Europe update: Guinness is the best beer ever made. Also drinking off 3 hours of sleep will have you feeling some type of way. #uptheirish
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@barseatsports @schneathjohnson Frat boy fits going crazy
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9 months
@ItzLamarSZN Playoff wins: 0 Divisions won: 0 Tua is a fraud system QB
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6 months
@CoachJimFuller You could say the same thing about Tua with Tyreek
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6 months
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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7 months
Joe Burrow when he realizes he only has 1 good WR now
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
7 months
Bengals franchise WR Tee Higgins has requested a trade, per sources. Higgins loves Cincinnati and hoped to be with the team long term, but is disappointed that the team has not had any talks about a long-term contract extension since March 2023. He’s ready to move on to a new
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11 months
People should really get ticketed for driving under the speed limit
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Paul Stanson
2 years
I want another graphic for Bron rn
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ESPN
2 years
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@stanson_paul
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7 months
Haven’t heard from @CaldwellEndy in a while. The Libs must’ve got him
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@stanson_paul
Paul Stanson
2 years
For a guy who never played high level football Nick Wright sure loves to act like he knows what he’s talking about
@danfetes
Dan Fetes
2 years
It’s hard to take anyone seriously with hair like that…
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