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undiagnosed schizophrenic $boyznotfromthehood

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2 years
@istodaymarkbday @CrankGameplays People should be jailed for eating white chocolate by itself. It’s for decorative purposes only
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@wunitas Bro was so embarrassed he deleted his whole ass discord
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1 year
@KittenElise Couple goals or couples therapy?
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2 years
@KittenElise That’s why I stay average at both, split the difference
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4 years
@_plump_tyb_ @CoryxKenshin @Xbox I love Sony but if Xbox sent me a free system I’d be grateful too
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1 year
@raymond152320 @rejectedhannah Same, I used to enjoy his reactions but he’s just become too negative about everything. If they don’t follow directly from the source material or have “woke” story beats he hates it. He used to have 9 good takes and one bad take. Now he’s flipped it
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2 years
@WHlTEWALL @SWE_Motorizer @CDPROJEKTRED_IR Absolutely based. Same way with No Mans Sky. Was super empty at launch, played it again two years later, amazing. And it keeps getting better. I feel cyberpunk will do the same
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3 years
@allkpop Something no one saw coming
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2 months
@wunitas Oh, cringe name
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5 years
@taeyeonhub There were teams. I thought everyone slept without one lol
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3 years
@KittenElise Or until we get a really shitty ending 😭
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1 year
@JJKcontents And they all lived happily ever after 🥰
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8 months
@EmfoxPng Petition to get Emmy as a load screen for gta 6
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1 year
@KittenElise Someone get this woman her keys
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2 years
@LUXUIl @KittenElise Yep that’s my pfp, thank you
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1 month
@s1uttyprincss Saying that is like opening hells gates with the shit people are gonna send lmao
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22 days
@1donotex1st He’s like “Line one good, line 2 good, line 3 good, tits good, line 4 good”
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1 year
@RedLightning420 For real. I tell you I like Erwin in AoT but his dub voice actor would have convinced me to charge to me death no problem. He’s amazing.
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4 years
@braden2004 @thebrowngirl__ @ejay_a1 Prison is much worse for a cop than the death penalty
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3 years
@KittenElise My condolences
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@1donotex1st Not being sarcastic that’s so romantic
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8 years
@DanNerdCubed @realDonaldTrump trump must play a lot of violent games then.
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11 months
@angellgojo I swear JJK is designed to be thirst traps for the girls and the gays
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22 days
@1donotex1st This is why we can’t have nice things people
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2 years
@KittenElise Not the incel trying to start something 😭
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2 years
@KittenElise It’s some sick shit, I’ll send dog pics to balance it out
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1 year
@KittenElise There were big words in there but I back you 100%
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3 years
@BlindWaveCrew Live action sub, the mouth not matching bothers me. If it’s anime it doesn’t matter, dealers choice
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1 year
@KittenElise I stubbed my toe and didn’t even notice because of this post
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1 month
@_puppi I repost like a man
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19 days
@erinacchu Jesus. You ok?
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16 days
@getossgf Can you really take peoples “I’m chill” for face value on the internet lol
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1 year
@XboxKaneda I got a que time for 259 minutes 💀
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19 days
@mi1ffyy Lemme explain it, “oof ow that aches, feels like it’s about to pop” and the aching keeps it stimulated, so either you gotta focus and pray and hope it goes away over time or…….
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4 months
@KittenElise Yeah right, lemme know when you post a real selfie you 40 year old man
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19 days
@noturkittn Dressed to impress
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6 months
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16 days
@getossgf I am one
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2 years
@KittenElise Just casual tho
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8 months
@KittenElise Elise x Mufasa calendar drop when?
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16 days
@kaycoress No Kayla was born at the age of 19 with short blonde hair. This person was made using AI
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11 months
@KittenElise You right, actually I’m blind. So I never see nothing
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1 month
@kittygirlguts Pack your suitcase and bring her along
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2 years
@brizzysea I’d subscribe
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2 years
@KittenElise @ahrarei Elsie what in the fuck
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4 years
@ElmoMasey @twentytwopat @ethnickoo The amount of skill required to hit a moving target in the arm or leg, and not miss, potentially sending a round into a bystander, is insane. And if a dangerous suspect points a gun at you why wouldn’t you shoot center mass? Fastest way to stop a threat, and how they’re trained.
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23 days
@1donotex1st That’s definitely a strategy. Until it comes back
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2 years
@KittenElise Drink lots of pineapple juice before, helps with swelling the next day. I do not recommend drinking it after they are out.
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2 years
@KittenElise DID YOU NOT TASTE IT!?
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7 months
@_lems7 Devine
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2 years
@nanzegreatest @GirlsGeneration ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS FRIENDS WITH THE BLUE GIRL AND IM FREAKING OUT THAT SHES IN PICTURES WITH TAEYEON
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1 year
@KittenElise You aged pretty good for a 33 year old
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2 months
@Mewwnii Death by snu snu
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@miyuzura I’ll retweet like a man
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4 years
@CoryxKenshin @kaorusetafan This mans had persona 5 theme music playing in his Minecraft videos, that’s how I found out
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2 years
@sam1baxter6400 @BradLoyo @CountDankulaTV The youth pastors seemed to ignore this rule when the fucked all those little boys. Unless they wanted to marry them?
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11 months
@Moonstreuxx Taking free set donations for charity. The me charity. If you’d like to donate
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2 months
@5nnabelle Bazinga
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2 months
@nanagyat God damn it, you just got it stuck in my head again
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2 years
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8 months
@KittenElise Who hurt him. I need answers
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11 months
@KittenElise Why not use water cooling?
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2 years
@koku____ I wanna see Gojo vs Makima so bad
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7 months
@anastasia01257 Good morning then
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3 months
@RayanooVal I’d probably kill my self preemptively knowing I’d fumble
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1 month
@hotblockchain The way everyone jumped to your defense cause they thought there’s no way you would have a hinge 😭 (but fr like how are you not just picking from the top shelf at this point)
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7 months
@KittenElise He puts on his Sunday best for the vets
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@1donotex1st An account for the thoughts and an account for the thots
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11 months
@KittenElise Ronald got in bad with some loan sharks, gotta make it all back somehow
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2 years
@KittenElise When does it arrive? I quite literally did not see a date anywhere on it
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10 months
@KittenElise Double Elise pics in one day? New record
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30 days
@babiiuzui The numbers on this is going crazy
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8 months
@EmfoxPng What’s up choom
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1 year
@ExtremeBlitz__ It’s ok, they gave us one of the greatest trilogies of all time. They deserve to rest
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11 months
@Moonstreuxx God I wish I was that sand
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3 months
@ahskwvn I was a dog? Woof
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11 months
@KittenElise The nurses play metal instruments? That actually sounds sick
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20 days
@i90400 I think you know the answer to that one lol
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@ahskwvn Yeah we suck
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2 years
@iplier_memes This single-handedly brought back my depression
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8 months
@EmfoxPng I don’t lose
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11 months
@KittenElise Call her a milf
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7 months
@_lems7 Visit me (I don’t live in New York)
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