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michael

@squirtaholic2

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@dumbsurferrr i live bout what i talk bout

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me to my friends once or twice a month

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edible got me moving like a claymation figure

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how the hell you spell lasonya

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ballin like a they/them on my ENBY-A shit

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im about to kill myself on ig live in 5 minutes

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@Ganger4eva his strong ass probably bending the bars open as we speak

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my dumbass forgot that time waits for no one

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@JohnCogs5 @sleepyhead2342 sealed sams mouth up thats for sure! stand your ground john!

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@want2care my beloved

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@Aquagirbil45 @shirtsthtgohard come over and find out

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she went so Beast on my Jimmy i almost told her that i Mr.

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@throwawaypt2 #PUTTHEPANTIESTOTHESIDE

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hello everyone

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does anyone remember when i made the jondom

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if i was a magician this would be my wand

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rolled up the corn husk smoking a cob

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type shit im on

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the layered pasta in the oven

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2 years

dude rolled a hubba bubba

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Size doesn't matter. 😉💨 Read: via King Stonedss

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@MuelHaze @therapistFind3r @SaeedDiCaprio hes used too many to count 😭 imagine underestimating sams track record for full functional browsers

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this all i need

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@squirtaholic2

2 years

breakfast

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@squirtaholic2

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i pull up

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covering her butthole w my thumb during backshots #HolarEclipse

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1 year

@JacobJohnHoward holy shit hes smoking weed !!!!!!

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michael

@squirtaholic2

11 months

tell this dork i said read this 🖕🏼

32 Golds 🇩🇴

@Diegosrovaf

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The flex I like to see

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30? the bladee is getting dull 😂

dailybladee

@dailybladee

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Happy birthday to Bladee! He turns 30 today :)

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1 year

suicide CANCELLED!!

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Kraft is bringing back the SpongeBob SquarePants mac and cheese after a decade off shelves.

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she gon suck the white out this monster

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michael

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2 years

im homosexual when im with ur ho im mo sexual

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made one

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1 year

true to my religion

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just left the hospital, doc said its terminal

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@alexspaight_2 not what im talking about at all..

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i am going to fucking jail

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i know a couple of yall that would go bankrupt right here

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when i was 9 i tried to hang myself from my bunkbed with a WWE championship belt

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protecting myself self portrait acrylic on canvas

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i thought amazon was shipping that za out

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tonight gon be a movie

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i have no game i just dapped this hoe up

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tw// drinking, driving while heavily intoxicated, driving without a license, traffic violations . . . . u guys wpnt believ what im doibg rn

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1 year

when she sucking the dick but ignoring the balls

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yall are pissing me off

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michael

@squirtaholic2

2 years

smoking weed with my scene bitch we haiii :3 as hell

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2 years

15 years 0 rick

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michael

@squirtaholic2

2 years

my insurance company gon be mad as hell when they get 26 consecutive bills for cum extraction in a 4 day period

LADbible

@ladbible

2 years

🔔 | Sperm 'extraction machine' invented for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals More below:

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when i order an “ADULT” happy meal i expect an “ADULT” toy 😡 how am i supposed to fuck this???

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4 lines in the stanley got me tumbling

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1 year

TODAY IS BAILEYS BIRTHDAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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michael

@squirtaholic2

2 years

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Grailed Purchases $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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im high as hell on the toilet trynna put my seatbelt on

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had a dream last night that eminem was actually bladee kinda like how miley cyrus is hannah montana

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michael birthday sandwich yeah

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tell my wife i wont be home for supper

animals going goblin mode

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the northern hogsucker

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it cant be that good

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Goofy’s head goes for $19,000 at auction

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michael

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is this too much to ask for excuse my english

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dumbass moron fuckhead

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@squirtaholic2

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got a cat 10000 likes u can see her

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Bereketeab

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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2 months

@mich___l hello michael…

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@squirtaholic2

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fuck it master keif

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@squirtaholic2

10 months

this probably taste so good

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michael

@squirtaholic2

2 years

!!! GIVEAWAY !!! I will be giving away ONE (1) 12.30Z BAG OF METHAMPHETAMINE!! (pictured below) To celebrate christmas! How to enter: FOLLOW ME Retweet Reply "Meth" to this tweet ENDS DECEMBER 31ST

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@squirtaholic2

10 months

this probably feel good as fuck for a fish

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@squirtaholic2

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side by side comparison for those interested

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michael

@squirtaholic2

1 year

long day at the try not to kill myself factory

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@squirtaholic2

2 years

love when ppl with 5 followers rt my stuff thanks for nothing retard

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@squirtaholic2

1 year

he would shut shit down in a balenciaga campaign

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The remains of alleged 'non-human' beings have been presented to a hearing in Mexico's Congress investigating claims of alien life 👽

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@squirtaholic2

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holding her panties up like a WWE belt after we fuck

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@squirtaholic2

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we used to be knights what the fuck is a software engineer

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@squirtaholic2

2 years

no pussy in the world good enough for me to take my socks off

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@squirtaholic2

1 year

i love this fucking thing

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2 years

@pollen196 id probably cum in the process and just jerk off everytime i heard them from then on

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michael

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1 year

breaking out my secret weapon after ive had 3 beers

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@squirtaholic2

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its get something pregnant tuesday

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@squirtaholic2

1 year

not eating until summrs get his chain back #edtwt

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