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Nothing I say is financial advice. I identify as an African and Native American, a non- binary woman and also as a paraplegic living with AIDs under a bridge.

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9 months
Set a reminder for my upcoming Space!
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MOASS TOMORROW!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! 🌝🌛🌜🌝 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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WELCOME BACK @TheRoaringKitty 💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪
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MOASS TOMORROW!!!! 🏴‍☠️🚀💪🐇💰🔮🍆🍑 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀
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For years, MOASS TOMORROW has been a state of mind. Tomorrow, we make it a reality. 🏴‍☠️!MOASS TOMORROW !🏴‍☠️ 🔮🎱🚀🌝🪐🐈♾️🍆🌮
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@squeezistChrist
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3 months
CONTRACTIONS ARE 5 MINUTES APART! WERE HAVING A BABY!!
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2 months
ROBINHOOD SHUT OFF THE BUY BUTTON AGAIN TODAY!!! 🤬🤬 #crime
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2 months
MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️
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@squeezistChrist
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9 months
BREAKING NEWS: MOASS IS DEFINITELY POSSIBLE TOMORROW. according to sources close to the matter.
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3 months
MOASS (continues) TOMORROW!! 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮
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9 months
GME Elitists: GME IS THE ONLY STOCK! Anything else is a distraction!! GME: Ya...we're gonna let Ryan Cohen buy other stocks with company money. ELITISTS: 😢😢😢😢😢
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MOASS TOMORROW!! 🔮 🔥🚀 🤘😈🤘 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀
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MOASS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! 🚀🔮🚀🔮🚀🔮🚀🔮🚀 🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝
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$TOYRF #TOYRF 🔥🔥🔥 The entire "board of directors have elected to defer Director fee payments through the current transformation period" while they pursue their business strategy towards a house of brands. Who else does something like that? Talk about putting their money where
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🏴‍☠️MOASS TOMORROW! 🏴‍☠️ Shareholder meeting = Merger Monday? 🎱🔮
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7 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!! This is probably it!
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@squeezistChrist
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3 months
BABY!!!
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@PedroKertzman "That's a good LEGO baby! Now tell us where the missing brick went"
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One of the best parts of this weird adventure we've been on has been the people I've 'met.' The vast majority of you are intelligent, kind, generous, and funnier than 💩. You're curious enough to pursue passions, even if they seem insane to the outside world. These are all
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@squeezistChrist
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9 months
MOASS IS DEFINITELY MAYBE, PROBABLY TOMORROW!!
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9 months
I'm going to do something I've never done before and make a bold prediction. MOASS TOMORROW!!!! maybe
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3 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!!!!! 🔮🐇💪🏴‍☠️
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5 months
MOASS TOMORROW!! ❤️🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥❤️
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3 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!!!! 🏴‍☠️🐈🔮🏴‍☠️🐈🔮🏴‍☠️🐈🔮 THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! 🚀🌝🪐⭐️
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@squeezistChrist
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9 months
MOASS IS HIGHLY LIKELY TO MAYBE HAPPEN TOMORROW!!!!!
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7 months
MOASS IS POSSIBLY POSSIBLE TOMORROW
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5 months
$TOYRF !!! WHOA!!! CEO PENNY loaning her OWN money! US INVESTORS ALL OVER THIS 👀👀
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MOASS TOMORROW!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 🏴‍☠️🐈 🍆🍑
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2 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!! 🏴‍☠️ 🤘😈🤘 🐈♾️🎱🌮💎🖐 🚀
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2 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!! 🍦🐸🏴‍☠️🎱🔮🍻 🚀🌝🪐
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8 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!!!
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3 months
The ATM offering wasn't to increase the float to help UBS avoid filing because shorts NEVER ACTUALLY OWN the shares. Closing a short position by buying shares does NOT create ownership and, therefore, would not require a 13D. Doesn't this kill the theory? Newton seems like a
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9 months
I had my dates mixed up. My bad. MOASS IS HIGHLY LIKELY TOMORROW.
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5 months
MOASS TOMORROW 🔮💥🔮💥 🙌🍻
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3 months
🤣🤣🤣 This is the first thing I saw when I woke up 🤣🤣
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Squeezus Christ
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MOASS TOMORROW!!!!! Possibly
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MOASS TOMORROW!!!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
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3 months
MOASS (continues) TOMORROW!! 🩳R👇
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9 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!!!
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8 months
MOASS TOMORROW, it really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
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7 months
@dlauer Interpretation: You're no longer to control the narrative on Reddit and other social media platforms as people flock here. @elonmusk has made X the most free speech friendly platform to exist. You and your "misinformation" police are losing control, and I think it scares you.
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MOASS TOMORROW
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3 months
I might be early, but I'm not wrong. MOASS TOMORROW! 🏴‍☠️👁👃👁🏴‍☠️ 🐈🌶🔮⛏️
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6 months
MOASS TOMORROW 🙏
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3 months
Let's not forget that @TheRoaringKitty came back this week. 🔥🔥 There are so many awesome things happening in our arena. 🙏
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9 months
MOASS COULD BE TOMORROW!!!!
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MOASS IS TOMORROW!
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MOASS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
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@squeezistChrist
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Going back and re-reading financials and studying up on Atari. I don't remember seeing this before. Do you see it? $PONGF #PONGF #ATARI
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MOASS TOMORROW!!! probably
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9 months
TOMORROW IS FEELING MOASS'EY
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9 months
MOASS IS NEAR!!! COULD IT BE TOMORROW?! POSSIBLY LIKELY
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8 months
MOASS TOMORROW
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3 months
😂😂😂😂😂
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MOASS TOMORROW 🔮
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2 months
@Hey_ross What if explaining the past gives away key knowledge about what's going to happen in the future? I prefer the bad guys to know nothing and if that means I don't get to know yet either, I accept that.
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MOASS TOMORROW!!
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MOASS TOMORROW!! 🐸🌚🚀
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MOASS TOMORROW!!
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I think if you want to sue RC, you're a pile of 💩 who never had good intentions in the first place.
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Happy Mothers Day to all the moms, especially the single ones @sboho stole money from.
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9 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!!!
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THE WHITE HATS GOT IT. TRUST THE PROCESS. 🔮🔮
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MOASS TOMORROW!!!!
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Hi, my name is Squeezist Christ, Im addicted to buying Q and penny stocks.
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4 months
MOASS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! 🌝🌜🌛🌖🌛🌔🪐✈️🌌🪐🪐🪐🪐
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MOASS TOMORROW
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$TOYRF #TOYRF 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 If you're interested in future announcements/ updates directly from the company, send an email to the address below. Ask to be subscribed to company announcements. Please repost to get the word out. 💥💥💥💥💥 investor-relations @toysrus .com.au
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@SpeakerPelosi What did the founding fathers think about insider trading? Do you think they would have been cool with the crimes you're committing?
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MOASS TODAY!!!! if you don't believe me, just ask @PhantomBlack699
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WERE GETTING CLOSE. I CAN FEEL IT IN MY PEG LEG.
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9 months
MOASS IS TOMORROW!!!!
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7 months
MOASS MONDAY IS UPON US!!!
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REVERSE MERGER SHELL COMPANY A bankrupt shell company can do a double dummy merger. A bankrupt shell company is one that has filed for bankruptcy and has no assets or liabilities, known as a reverse merger shell company. To do a double dummy merger with a bankrupt co the
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@ryancohen @kanyewest I just sawed off my foot to see if I'm in the matrix. It turns out I'm not because it really hurts and there's blood everywhere!!
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@LEGO_Group I can't help but stare at toy.rf 👀
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@VivekGRamaswamy it was awesome seeing you on the @ThePPseedsShow with @pulte It means a lot to me as a retail investor that you recognize the crime and manipulation in the stock market and have committed to improving it. 💪💪💪
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This is it!
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🚨🚨MOASS IS TOMORROW🚨🚨 . (Sorry @squeezistChrist ).
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$TOYRF #TOYRF Completion of consolidation
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I am a Mongol and proud of it. #IYKYK
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TEDDY!!!!!!
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@jimcramer Someone post the video clip of him telling everyone that everything was fine in 2008
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HOLY SHIT. Superstonk mods EXPOSED. No wonder Platinum Crow stepped down.
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Holy shit. Someone has exposed private Superstonk mod chats Repost and dig into these files, let's expose these power hungry morons who infiltrated a once great community and ruined it $GME $BBBYQ $AMC
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@benwehrman I think we're about to have a baby 😉😉😉
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How is this not trending on X right now? This is wild...
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🇺🇸🇺🇸Teufel Media 📽️🖥️📡🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
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#BBBYQ -🦋 👀 This company is no longer actively traded on any major stock exchange. Classification: Unit investment trust, Shareholders: 2700 🤔👀☝️🫡🤷
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Actual footage of me watching them dig their grave deeper
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Imagine an army of $bbbyq retail millionaires doing what @pulte does every day. #BBBYQ
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Judge P to @147Aurora (see pic) But the goal was never to delay or waste the estates money... riiiiigghhttt???? Im highly suspicious of the effort and those people like @teddysanglo8 who supported his efforts to HALT this process and waste the estate's resources and called
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MOASS (continues) TOMORROW!!!!! 🌜🔮🌛
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MOASS TOMORROW
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MOASS TOMORROW!!
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BREAKING NEWS: MOASS IS TOMORROW
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MOASS IS TOMORROW!
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MOASS TOMORROW! It's always possible
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The secret to having it all in life is in this video. Time to buy more $GME $BBBYQ $TOYRF $PONGF $NWL $CHWY
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MOASS TOMORROW HE-BITCHES!
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MOASS TOMORROW!!
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