me every night before bed

Joe said that the chiefs started scoring as soon as I fell asleep on floor bed and that it could’ve been my fault if they won :/

@strawberryhoes Just cause I love pink!!!!!!!

My only advice to young generation is that lip tattoos last forever .don’t listen to anyone. I got one at 18 and I’m 32 and it hasn’t gone anywhere. now the dentist is even more harrowing because they are gonna see and ask about my dumbass lip tattoo

@strawberryhoes I made pink cupcakes

RT @RhodeToLove: hottest guy on Severance is obviously Mr. Milchick but why is second hottest guy is kinda Irving

This is about stardew valley btw

When baby gorgeous said “everyone stop talking in my ear I’m gonna do what I want” I truly felt that. love her sooooooo much. I know she’s wrong and insane but I loveeeeee her mind

My brothers getting married in two weeks so I hope that in one years time I will be an auntie and it will become my entire identity

Smells like snow for sureeee

@hostileworm Yes in the same vein when someone tells me they’re “really self aware” I know that’s a fuckin lie

David lynch would’ve loved me for my big hair and classic beauty. I know that in my heart .

I wanna go for a swim

When I lived in Burlington and I had to go buy cigs in the winter I got rly good at sliddddding down the hills in my Ugg boots honestly felt like flying

They’re literally perfect

Cold windy February first the great grey beast baby

Watching rhoslc reunion crying so hard I gave myself the hiccups

I never know when someone’s mad at me and I don’t think anyone ever is mad at me: When I was young I also didn’t know when someone’s mad at me but I thought everyone was mad at me. Both are not fun but I think current is worse bc wtf? why would u be mad at me im just being me.

Joe wanted to get his nose pierced but I said no because it would make him too powerful