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This is my personal all time favorite political ad.
Thank you to whoever made this.
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@AnnieForTruth
Michael Cohen testified that Donald's three oldest children were involved in putting together financial statements for his company. Ivanka wrote the summaries, Don jr. put together the numbers, and Eric licked the envelope.
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@AlanMayUSA
How does a former nursing home administrator stand behind a rapist when she alleged that she was raped in the 90's by another well known political figure? Good Grief.
Will the real Juanita Broaddick please stand up.
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Round and round the chestnut tree
The badger chased the weasel
They ran and ran and had great fun . . .
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@Daniella18x
Titties can wait, concentrate on fixing the slow drain in the kitchen sink. Hire a reliable Journeyman Plumber.
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@laotzuwood
@MagsBennett65
If you poke Rapey McForehead in the right spot, his inner voice can be heard.
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@TheWienerCircle
These are all great answers. This would make an excellent Family Feud survey question.
Things that are harder to get than an AR-15?
"Survey says . . ."
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@GoP__Botched
It's all fun and games unless you lose an ear.
This picture just begs to be converted into a modern day version of Pin The Tail On The Donkey.
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@lourencovc
For those who are yearning for sound, the wait is now over. Introducing 33 seconds of tantalizing car alarm reverberations as you sit and stare at this tragic incident.
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@jj_talking
@townhallcom
@RepJeffries
Special Olympics was created to serve a purpose. It is the world's largest sports organization for intellectual and physical disabilities. Let's do it again and create another category of competition so all the Transgenders can compete in their gender category.
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@Onemoretime2212
If it took 5 years to look stunningly beautiful to obtrusively oblong, what would Laura Loomer look like in another 5 years? What would she look like in 10 years? I built an AI from the ground up and this is its response.
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Trump's famous combover is designed to hide the genetically modified secondary butt crack on the back of his head. The purpose of this is to provide a back-up channel for discharging the massive amounts of idiotic ramblings that cannot flow normally through his mouth orifice.
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@ResisterDude
They come from a dying world. They drift through the universe, pushed on by the solar winds.
They adapt and they survive!
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@CalltoActivism
Some day I plan on taking a time machine back to October 1945, My plan is to bribe Fred Trump into using a condom.
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@AmandaJK_
@Scott852216791
I'm turning it into a Bouncy House.
I will periodically fill it up with helium gas to assist
with the simulation of having a good time.
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@remy2cents
A picture paints a thousand words but an acronym is just an acronym.
appatwbaaijaa.
it rolls off the tongue if you let it.
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The presence of Mad Magazine in today's society would make life more bearable.
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The airline industry collected 118 billion dollars in 2023 from supplementary fees. Although I am opposed to these ancillary sales, I became excited when the stewardess demonstrated the oxygen mask and offered to exchange the oxygen for nitrous oxide for an extra $85 dollars.
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@rickyricksmusic
Painful reminders, as you get up for a glass of water in the middle of the night, your kids failed to pick up their toys once again.
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@GalenMicheal
When you're packing heat, make sure to accentuate the butt tan. This way they know you mean business.
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ProLife, ProChoice. Progressively Problematic.
Festus and Doc are here to save the day.
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This is what happens when you cross the path of Peter Brady.
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@DianeBernaerts
If 83 million MAGA cult followers could pitch in 1 dollar each, they could help pay this fine and assist the so called billionaire from spending his own money.
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@rscook
When I listen to him talk, it feels like the fictional character Jim Ignatowski from Taxi is speaking.
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Roger Stone is a modern day evil villain that's cursed with inflammatory outbreaks of thin mucus fluid. Nursery rhymes can often be heard in the background as Roger Stone discharges phlegm from his nose.
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@theliamnissan
As a child, I received the same treatment. I attended Suzie Nicholson's Birthday party and the parents had a piñata for the boys and a separate piñata for the girls. The girls piñata was stuffed with more toys and candy. They also received a bigger slice of cake. It's not fair.
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@mattgaetz4head
Welcome to the club. We hand out courderoy jackets the first of every month that starts with T.
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@alifeofinsanity
@pshene1
They were discovered on what is now called The Dead Ramascamy Scrolls.
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@Onemoretime2212
I asked ChatGPT the important question of the day. What will Laura Loomer look like 5 and even 10 years from now?
This is the answer to that question.
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@MaryMacElveen
@JebraFaushay
That little girl could have possibly survived if you would have donated that Blue Check Mark money to her instead of thinking about how you look to the viewing public.
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@sc_patriot1
@FFT1776
A 17 year old child who owns an enchanted goose that lays golden eggs and a magic golden harp that plays and sings by itself.
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@Democracy1stE
@ChrisJustice01
Putin's dedication to the book 'Ventriloquism For Dummies' has paid off. You can barely see his lips move when Tucker speaks.
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@nathaliejacoby1
At your next party, say, "No!" to Piñatas. And say, "Yes!" to Kyle Rottenhouse exploding blow-up figurines. Red, jelly flavored gobsmack is not included.
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@MariaJames_
Two hours later, after professing your love for Jesus Christ, you embark on a similarity of mask-wearing in a car and jacking off with a condom. My head shakes with agnostic confusion.
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@thetrueshelby
Dependable bladder control on the campaign trail is brought to you by: Depend®.
Unleash your confidence with Depend®.
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They come from a dying world. They drift through the universe, pushed on by the solar winds.
They adapt and they survive!
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@jeffstorobinsky
Florida Republican Matt Gaetz visually describes with others how he violated the Mann Act by sex-trafficking a 17-year-old. The House floor piped in 1970 porn music to assist in holding the attention of the average listener.
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@LaBoomer68
@TuckerCarlson
@FoxNews
One would actually believe Tucker Carlson is real if it weren't for the slight lip movement on Putin's face.
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The apparent lack of sales from Margarine Taylor Mean's new book has forced the publisher to liquidate the remaining unsold merchandise. A local retailer has made a major purchase of these books. They have been rebranded and being sold as firewood.
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@Democracy1stE
The Moms for Liberty cofounder endorses The Big Mouth Bass Fleshlight as a means to an end. If you act now and purchase this one of a kind body function enhancement, sixteen ounces of self-lubricating Ohio river water will be included.
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Kari says, "Here I am. I will assist by vacuuming up all your troubles and make them go away, just pretend to like me."
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We know about the visual blur filter Kari Lake uses to assist with her natural beauty. Kari Lake 2.0 is in full throttle and is using the 'Peanuts Adult Voice Filtration'. Not only does it make her sound like an authority figure, it also avoids any unwanted class action lawsuits.
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@JimmyKimmelLive
"The guy who named his son after the bottom row of an eye chart." Lololol x infinity.
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@SKMorefield
Subtitles for the hard of hearing, "Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend. Where's yo friend."
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She's not just an ordinary monster, she is also known as
The Monster of the Black Lagoon.
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Another classic moment unfolds as Donald Trump sheepishly uses his cyborg arm to check for hidden abnormalities and bodacious lumps.
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@thetrueshelby
I bought a pair of X-Ray glasses and I mistakenly wore them to Sarah's speech. I'm now inflicted with a mind tattoo and it won't go away. I might need the assistance of Scientology to turn this wrong into a right. At least Danny Masterson is in prison so I should be OK.
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