Carcharodon Astra Novis
@spaceshark23
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I'm just a silly goofy guy. Sometimes post 40k stuff I paint. Trading card enthusiast. I make a lot of OC memes. #GME #GMEelitist #warhammer
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Joined August 2023
Now I am become Megautist, the destroyer of overpriced plastic. My STL archive will become the greatest 3D printing collection the world has ever seen. Reupload cuz I'm retarded >.<
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It's very funny to me how every Japanese twitter user I've seen is ultra MAGA. 🤝.
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Now that Stonetoss is doxxed it's a good time to talk about why right wing memes are so bad.
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>come into work with new suit and tie.>female workmate tells me I look extra handsome today.>file HR complaint
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yeah no
The Soviet Union was morally superior to the evil American empire. Its ideology was better and its impact on the world was better. It was the sword of human progress. Sadly the American empire, religious extremism and nationalism and the regressive reactionary side won.
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Leftist inadvertently admits to viewing brown people as a slave class.
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>guy comes in for a personal loan.>supervisor is stealth training me for loan officer position.>sends guy to me.>take his info.>guy assures me his finances are tip top.>pull credit report.>80% debt to income with 200k in collections.Mfw
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Leftists love doxxing until it happens to them.
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@minuteman_media my software literally would not allow me to proceed to the next phase of the loan. 😂.
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They did the meme.
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Shae never got over being exposed for not knowing who Horus was and it shows.
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"Sisters of Battle are one of the worst Warhammer factions. Their entire design emphasizes sex. "
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It's very funny to me how every Japanese twitter user I've seen is ultra MAGA. 🤝.
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I am a human supremacist. (please don't ask the species of my gf, thnx)
The more bug simps telling me that humanity is bad and we should die out, the more my views on aliens start siding with this guy:
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We get it. You never had a healthy relationship with your father.
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Pic 1: Shae sharing doxxed info.Pic 2: Shae supporting doxxing.Pic 3: Shae whining after doxxing themselves thru PayPal like a retard and trying to blame others for it
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Gm kangs ☀️.Never stop fighting the demons.
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Genociding hostile alien species is good actually.
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She took the deal, boys.
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A company that doesn’t respect its IP and the people who enjoy it doesn’t deserve my money.
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ok tourist
There are no good Space Marines. They all perpetuate an unnecessary dictatorship which systematically murders people with disabilities & those with ideological disagreements. They are baby killing eugenicists. Yes, even the Salamanders.
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Wokehammer doing a terrible job at convincing everyone they aren’t mentally deficient.
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Lift for the Angel.
"Horus and Sanguinius".Art by Vitaly Perevoshikov. #WarhammerCommunity #wh40k #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #WarhammerArt #bloodangels #Sanguinius #warhammer30k #Horus #warhammer30000 #wh30k
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You’re really going to pirate Space Marine 2 over female custodes?
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>kid gets bullied at school.>schedule meeting with bully's parents and school admin.>spend night before pulling evidence of child abuse from their public facebook page.>go to meeting.>listen to them call my kid a liar.>CCTV video proves his story.>dump my receipts.>DSS comes in✌️
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You're both shit and deserve the utmost contempt.
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@Spiff_Calvin_ I see outstanding credit card balances on credit reports, fucking shocked how many people carry 5 figure balances across multiple cards.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, HOMIES!!!
I say Happy Holidays instead of merry christmas because I am not a nazi.
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Infiltrate, subvert, takeover. Classic commie move.
>Kya is allegedly a mod in the Trench Crusade server. It's all coming together
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fr how do retarded commie Hasan fans reconcile his commie talk with his massive personal and family wealth???
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My Puerto Rican bfff says the best way to get macheted is to call him a latinx.
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My best bud who was doomering a year ago is getting married today. Never give up bros. (He met her on Bumble)
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Came for the gold. Stayed for the brown skinned honeys.
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No chuds from 40k went into Trench Crusade telling them to change the lore to fit their personal politics. Also, this you?
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@MrDeepestvoice So, exactly what the natives were doing to each other for thousands of years before the Europeans arrived. Outstanding!.
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>someone asks for stl archive access.>see "marxist/leninist" in bio.>blomcked
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Ultrabased gigachad paints 250,000 epic scale minis to recreate Battle of Waterloo. Link to vid in comments cuz X hates links.
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@ARabidWeasel Ummm no. Most colonial forces fighting during the Indian wars were civilians and handled themselves well overall.
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Space Marines are male only. Chuds stay winning.
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1- Shae hopes chuds make their own spaces. 2&3- Shae being an insufferable asshole. 4- Shae doesn't understand why men would want their own spaces. Self-awareness: nonexistent.
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The Imperium is the good guy in the 40k setting. No amount of seething will make it otherwise.
GW is complicit in cultivating a sub-fandom of fascists by refusing to portray the Imperium as anything other than the good guys in marketing. You have to read the lore to understand how evil the Imperium is, and most people (especially fascists) don’t read.
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Gm kangs ☀️.Hope all the frens have a blessed day.
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When Horus ordered the exterminatus of Istvaan 3 the remembrancers and even some of the astartes were horrified by the act. Exterminatus was used only in the most extreme of xeno purges. In 40k it's the same or used to cleanse unsalvageable chaos corrupted worlds. Tourist moment.
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wokoid tourist discovers key aspect of the hobby out of spite.
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And just like that my interest is gone.
@KEFreelancer61 The 28 crew are our friends, and if they decided to ban someone, we trust them implicitly and respect their decision.
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The difference is the stars are humanity's birthright. All xenos are merely squatters in our galaxy.
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R&R is over. The battle for Warhammer continues.
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typical female space marine pusher.
@BitsHammer >checks etsy.>sees tons of female mini heads.
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@eendtje_ @HaplessSoul dude has a monthly gross income of 4k, a wife and 3 kids. Incredible.
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"Sell your models you filthy chuds!" .🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The more I hear the happier I am I always wait and see before hopping on bandwagons.
@Feral_Forest Well 28-mag made an article about gay space marines and had a female space marine contest.
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Hating the Imperium is always a red flag.
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To the pampered white commie soyboy who grew up in a gated community, putting small things in boxes efficiently through muscle memory is “skilled labor”.
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Yes, women exist and oftentimes don't share your retarded opinions. How do you react to that? Let's see.
@spaceshark23 Yeah, bud. People keep crying that women exist and can't seem to get over themselves.
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i should specify the receipts were regarding the bully's parents being garbage humans.
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