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@southernstonerd

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Just a dude tryin to live my best life with the kids and wife. Stayin lifted, true & doin the do. I kayak, bass fish, game, geek out & do some other shit too.

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@MymanMillz @domislivenews Ultron was right 1st though... Homie took a 10 second look on the internet and said we had to go.
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@BtzPaper Only makes the dwarves in the other live action Snow White movies look that much better... What a fucking great cast of actors too.
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@TSFights This face right here. That's the face of a dude who's not fixing to let this slide. He might have lost this battle but he definitely looking to make a comeback. Somebody gonna get got.
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@Richard_Harambe I love how everybody just forgot about Hannah Barron like that 😂
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@pixelace @TheBoysTV The Deep The Shallow
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@DiscussingFilm @BuzzFeedCeleb Imagine if they would have cast Jaime Pressly too... They could have done the Spider-Man meme with Barbies 😂
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@Shinkageryo People really got big mad over a post credit scene
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@Ashy_slashee Jennifer Connelly 🤌
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@smoked_sanji @comicxbook Pretty sure this didn't cost millions of dollars to achieve and yet looks 1000x more realistic 🤷‍♂️
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@hxtgrl Everybody on the plane looking at that one dude like
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@PhilSama_ @nocontextdrumar Turtles by their own nature don't like dark colors or contrasts.
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@NicholasPascar5 Kind of the same way pixels did?
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@TMN3218 "You gotta be fucking kidding me right now man"...
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@TheBoysTV Karl Country 🤔
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@Esoteric_Zucci @LeBronJacob5 @mymixtapez No they weren't. They were intentionally ordered for her. She only got caught because the paperwork listed them as bone in wings. The school system started scratching its head because they don't serve bone-in wings to students. That's what raised the red flags.
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@VictorManibo What genre is this Karl Urban?
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@raphousetv2 They oozing the same energy
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@HerSweetCheekz @lildorf @blamethelabel @DailyLoud From somebody living in Florida that was born and raised in Virginia, they ain't playing with em in either state.
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@hzjoe03 I'm not saying this the greatest comic book trilogy of all time but it's definitely a stronger candidate at this point. Only time will tell though.
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@Idkkevonne @getoutahime @sitara276 Just opened that poor person's eyes to
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@BarkyBoogz Now imagine how much more we would know if they actually shifted their focus from space to our oceans and started exploring the 82% left unexplored?
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@Fat_CarI @blurayangel Then by that same logic it's rocket because it's known that Bradley Cooper left the role.
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@clichedout "You sure do got some junk in that trunk girl!" "Yeah, I just had Taco Bell..."
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"Man these edibles ain't shit..." 5 minutes later,
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@dejiimole @Son_ImSleep @deartrevor99 Givin up the pink, for some ink 😏
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@Lulay47534253 @TansuYegen Except it's all natural. It's coming from glacier particles and sediment. So yeah... Calm down.
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@KweenofHamlets @TheRealMeechi @YhuSeenJay @kirawontmiss The rock gif inspired an alternate version✌️
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@koliikat I think a lot can be said with the statement, "I kissed everybody but Topher". That guy has steered clear of all this mess for most of his life. He left and never looked back really. Never really participated with them again. He fucking knew better. It's telling AF.
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@RoatansFinest Getting it in your mouth and actually ingesting it are two completely different things.
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@AG_Orl @THEEBlackleftie Especially after you build that fisher price toy to put em on 😂
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@timecaptales The Big n Tasty at McDonald's
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@luckydoghunter @watchwithneebz Now if we could only get Newsfront with Leslie Bibb back as Christine Everhart in a weekly episodic News show based in the MCU.
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@branmattic @SuperSexyStarr Went home and sucked down some
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@CadenToMyHazel @SpicyHotFresh My god it's this scene all over again
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@CultureCrave @TMZ Good now maybe we can see some shit actually come out in the courts officially. Like why Nickelodeon cut ties with him so fast after all that started coming out. They knew something. Now it's time to see what they knew.
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@libertycappy They literally told men not to go see this movie because it wasn't made for them. Then when the movie failed at the box office blamed men for it's failure because they didn't go to see it.
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@MyTimeToShineH I didn't think they could beat the Mandarin twist
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So stoked right now. It needed a good cleaning but everything works, even the radio with the broken antenna. That's ok though, I'm gonna replace that. I just took a 20 yr trip back in time. This is so dope. it's gonna make a nice addition to the Fortress of Smokers Solitude 😎🎶
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@bill64burner @smoked_sanji @comicxbook Dude lookin like a Half Life character and shit 🤣
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@amyisquitebusy @Aiza_rashi Vanilla bean ice cream > vanilla ice cream
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@gallant_Spectr @LESB0B0MB Look up Patton Oswalt interview about Blade Trinity. Dude there was so much shit that went down on set. It's not even funny.
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@LESB0B0MB I can't be the only one that sees this...
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22.3% Ice Cream Haze 🤤
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@helen Hold up, ya might be on to something 🤔
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@RyanPatrick1991 Heard this one yet?
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@hourly_shitpost 1 token black guy... and he's the fuckin bullet? I'm dead af rn ☠️ 😭
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@toys_retro Tell em if they beat this they can get a PS6 when it releases...
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@SaintQ92 Wait till they find out the Bin Laden's & Bush family are in bed together going back to the '70s. They own oil companies together. Had each other over for holiday meals. Hell The Bin Ladens were flown out privately right after 9/11 happened. Ties to the CIA too.
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@BlVck_Beard @PhilSama_ @nocontextdrumar They'd have to know what racism is. It's an eyesight / cone / perception of color thing not a natural bigoted bias. Bass operate similarly because they can only see so much color because of the limited cones in their eyes
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@AquarianGodd Okay I know I saw her rub her belly when she said "You're a shooting star I see, a vision of ecstasy When you hold me, I'm alive, we're like diamonds in the sky" 🤔
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We doin just fine now 💨💨💨
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Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
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@aekjcp @GotFights Then this happened instead...
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This "how animals attack" video has me in stitches this morning. This is fucking hilarious 🤣
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What's good stoner fam? Settling in for the day so I packed up a nice bowl of grape kush and banana juice. Gonna take some fat rips from the Marvel v. Capcom binger. What are y'all smokin on and gettin into today? 🌿🔥✌️💚💨💨
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Yeah... It's a big bong kind of night 😀
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@NicholasPascar5 It's about the only way they're going to pull off the concept in live action, at least that I can think of.
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@TheQuiver_ "Still the best Resident Evil adaptation" The hell it is, that movie is garbage & comes nowhere near holding a light to these...
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Yo! It's 420, who's smokin?✌️💚💨💨
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@historyinmemes That's a big ass tree and somehow people have a hard time believing these could actually be petrified tree stumps? It's totally possible. I mean come on 2600 years? I'm sure there's others on this planet that stood longer.
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The fuck were they feeding Gen X back in those days or was it all the beer and cigarettes? Like they legit looked like grown ass adults in their 20s in high school 👀
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High school in 1989.
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@harvv @DiscussingFilm Yeah cuz you know the CW Arrowverse was so good 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@KhaosKontroller @WilliamD1123 Yes and I'll also tell you his best friend in Green Lantern went on to direct Thor Ragnarok & Love and Thunder.
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@way_retro @reeceisgoat @NicholasPascar5 Can't be no goofier lookin than this 😂
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@imnotpopbase @PopBase I would imagine it would fall more under Involuntary Manslaughter than it would murder...
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Gave Thanos a bath & packed up the bowl stone with a nice nug of that southern pound cake. Who's trying to get blipped with me? 🔥🌿🤘💚💨💨
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@guymrdth Daniel Plainview v Eli - Milkshake
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@bespoKENErd The towel says it all 🤣
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@itszaeok Law & Order: Special Victims Unit S12.E22 "Bang" 👀
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@AxKeane @comradegrandpa @LolOverruled Hold up... Buzzuzu got y'all,
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@EricPellinen @CultureCrave @etnow Probably caught him off guard filming a Nespresso commercial 😂
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@steventphoto @FilmUpdates Lot of people don't bring it up but he was friends with Jerry Lee Lewis too. Lots of praise. Met in 54. Wild considering Jerry Lee Lewis was 22 when he married his 13 yr old cousin in 57, just 2 years before Elvis met 14 yr old Priscilla in 59. Birds of a feather I guess 🤷‍♂️
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@jonz_90 @DailyLoud Yes, they did actually. However, from my understanding they're exploiting a loophole in another program to gain the same results and at the same time giving scotus the middle finger for their ruling saying you're not going to stop us.
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@alineofspectrum @Gamergoon88 @TheJakeneutron Chrome is seen as a symbol of Glory. War Boys will huff chrome spray paint in their last moments to enter into a dissociative high leading them down the road to Valhalla and give them cool chrome colored teeth & mouth as they go out in a blaze of glory.
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@SKTheKingYT This is where it was at...
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