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in order to tolerate life you must cultivate “illusions” ...
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Sad to see so many women forced to open Outlook every morning during the plenitude of their youth and beauty …
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“LindyMan … how was work today …?”
“Good … sent 50 tweets and deleted 45 …”
“Wow …”
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Had a dream Bryan Johnson successfully extended his life but committed a crime and was sentenced to 125 years in federal prison …
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good morning beautiful people … surely you’re all doing very good … keep going … never stop … you’re doing very very good …
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“ this is my purpose ... “
For many of us, the commute is part of who we are — and it serves a useful purpose
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“ don’t worry anon ... the vaccine won’t hurt ... “
“ i believe you ... “
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gf: “ whats the difference between a lindy walk and a walk ...? “
me: “ the lindy walk is just better babe ... “
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“We not trippin' off school. We not dumb. We know how to learn. We don't need school. And school not even teachin' you sh!t—what the f*ck is school?”
-LaMelo Ball on skipping College
(Via GQ)
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The ideal man has a weird body and knows how to use it comedically
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Don’t worry …
Don’t be afraid …
Keep going …
You’re doing good …
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“ my weekends are sacred ... “
“ wow, really? ... what do you do ...? “
“ nothing ... “
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childhood friend just got out of prison ... 15 years at san quentin for aggravated vehicular assault resulting in manslaughter, with gang enhancements … asked him if he wanted to get a twitter account now that hes free ... he said wtf is that shit it sounds gay ... i said oh …
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Friday evening lindy walk around the ranch … hope you all have a wonderful weekend …
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"Just the Zyn and Diet Coke, Sir ...?"
"Yea ... and can I please get $100 on pump 8 …”
"You got it …”
"Thank you ..."
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she reads self-sufficiency books and at night dreams of living off the grid … yet she never acts … and in the morning, she logs in to Outlook, and reports for duty like a good employee …
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cutie doctor: “ so … do you drink …? “
patient: “ yea … a lot … “
cutie doctor: “any drugs …? “
patient: “ a lot, too … “
cutie doctor: “ wow … “
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“Wow … thank you honey … I’ll fill it up with coffee first thing Monday … Monday … Monday …”
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“ you went to med school …? “
“ yea … mediterranean school … “
“ oh … “
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don’t “infect” your girl with your 4HL plight ... don’t talk about how dreadful things are at the office ... let her live in her world of delight ...
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sunday evening lindy walk ... thinking of all the great people you meet once in life, and never see again ...
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lindy christmas gift ideas:
- frankincense
- olive oil
- wine
- perfume
- physical books
- leather
- wood
- chocolate
- jewelry (women)
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Another beautiful day of Life … all limbs with full functionality, all organs operate optimally … rested, robust health, full of Time … thank you God …
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Finding 20 dollars on the ground … you don’t see that as much anymore …
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good morning … woke up today with full function of my limbs and extremities ... all my organs performing their functions without complaint ... thank you God ...
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good evening you beautiful people ...
went to a remote off-grid cabin in the lake tahoe region for two weeks ... no phone service ... truly refreshing ... i’m back though ... feeling good ...
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lindy relationship tip: do not confide all your thoughts to your gf ...
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catching the last bit of sun on an evening lindy walk ... tranquil cows ...
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lindy table pulling up to
@techceopepe
retreat in the mountains ... accessible only by lift ...
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at a restaurant … gf comes back from the restroom … she said the restrooms are nice … that means she looked good when she looked at herself in the mirror …
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Guy who is always taking notes … doesn’t use them, but he takes them … the notetaker … maybe someday he’ll use them …
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“”What I know at sixty, I knew as well at twenty … Forty years of a long, a superfluous, labor of verification …””
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gold, glass, silk, wine, wood, leather, bells, porcelain, coffee, perfume, tea, tobacco, tin, paper, cotton, honey, ginger, cinnamon, incense …
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a chinese man becomes a sensation in the orient ... plagiarizes
@PaulSkallas
into his language and becomes rich ... a billion followers ... nobody in the west knows ...
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gonna build a fire with my bros this evening ... getting chilly ...
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