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yoongi’s “big house big cars big rings” is actually him referring to marrying the rest of bts and them all living together
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i know everyone thinks yoongi has his tattoo on his ass cheek or something but i just know his sappy self has it above his heart
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jungkook being just an ordinary guy is so dear to me . He is enjoying not working on an album. Spends his friday night with his dog, chicken & a starry sky projector . Tries to show off tricks he taught his dog . Got all shy when his crush said he loved him . He’s just SOME GUY !
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my favourite thing is when people will headcanon jungkook as someone that’d have 100k social media followers when in reality if he wasn’t jungkook of bts he’d have three followers (his mum, jimin, his brother) and only be following namjoon
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fascinated with the amount of teenagers that hate fanfiction because that’s literally all i did during my youth
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jungkook needs to understand that i am proud of him for actually taking some time off for the first time since he was 15
"actually, i'm a little mad at myself. i was able to record my album really quickly, but after our group promotions were over, i feel like i took it too easy. i didn't forget you, but i do want to say i'm sorry about that.
that's why i worked really hard on this album, and since
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42 yr old recently divorced seokjin who thinks he’s lost his chance at proper love again until he meets 24 yr old jungkook
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namkook au is freaky virgin jk who’s into the most kinkiest nastiest fantasies and wants nj to ruin him vs “will it fit 🥺” top nj
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feel like maybe everyone should trust and understand bts given the fact they’ve been nothing but transparent with us their ENTIRE CAREER and maybe people should stop being so thirsty for new content all the time and respect and appreciate what they’re doing and what they tell us
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something that is not illegal but feels like it is is reading fics on desktop
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hoseok just …. gently tucking a daisy behind jungkook’s ear….. jungkook asking “do u think namjoon hyung will like it?” …..
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someone write the namkook au about jk who has spent his childhood/teen years preparing to be an omega. all his family are omegas… he’s excited to be an omega. there’s no doubt in his mind he’ll be an omega. but then when he presents late at 21…. he’s an alpha.
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namjoon rolled over and nudged yoongi awake like “u didn’t wish me happy birthday” and yoongi blearily typed that out half asleep and was like “u happy now?” and namjoon kissed his forehead and was like “yes :)” and then they spooned each other and went back to sleep
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listen if ur ever thinking “wow I can’t message my favourite fic author cuz I’m embarrassed or they’re gonna think I’m weird” please PLEASE just go for it!!!! i have made friends this way & it’s awesome to make me people happy and u will both feel good!!!!!!
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listen age gap namgi that’s 40 something yoongi who’s never tried much with relationships cuz he’s got enough on his plate u know? happy to be alone (he’s not) then bright buff smitten 27yr old joon starts working at yg’s company and yoongi realised that he’s fucked..
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namkook au rapper/producer namjoon breaking his computer in his studio and jungkook (his biggest fan) is the IT guy they send out to fix it except jungkook gets there and keeps accidentally making things worse because he’s so nervous
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just a reminder that you have no idea what’s going on in peoples lives and you never have any right to guilt trip people for not tweeting about things on their stan twitter account
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HE JUST GENTLY TUCKS HIMSELF IN THERE….. NEXT TO A SLEEPY BUNDLED UP NAMJOON…… WRAPS HIMSELF AROUND HIM
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nsfw au about jk never domming before but wants to try it for nj because nj is asking for it and jk likes making happy he likes knowing he’s pleasing nj and making him feel good so when nj crawls between his legs it’s the easiest thing in the world for jk to call him a good boy
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worked everyday of his life since he was 15 and now he’s like “im gonna go on a bbq tour, hang out with my dog and grow my hair out really long :)” he’s the bestest sweetest little guy in this entire world
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rapline: I GO UGH! UGH! 😡🔥💣🔪
jungkook: i go ooh! ooh! ☺️🌸✨💖
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remember when taehyung set up a little date with jungkook during the soop and he was really nervous so jimin had to go and get jungkook and then when he arrived taehyung jumped up and started smoothing out the creases in the shorts he was wearing
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i just want to write a silly little au about shape shifter bunny jk and nj finds him tucked in the corner of a road and makes a little home for him in his apartment then he wakes up and sees jk sat OJO-ing naked in the corner of his room chewing on a piece of hay
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nsfw i need a namgi au thats joon is obsessed with bottoming but has never tried it. he loves watching his fingers / dick move in and out of yg and can’t stop looking every time they fuck & asking him loads of questions until yg is like “do u wanna try?”
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One of my most favourite bts moments is when they all had to write each other secret letters and jungkook wrote “taehyung hyung” on his and all of them were like “…. Well obviously that one is from jungkook” and jungkook was just like 😦
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au where someone falls in love with someone watching them rap n then audition to be an idol and could be a part of any agency but decided to chose their first love instead and now they’re in a group together and they call each other their first and last and second chance at life
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jinkook au thats restaurant owner seokjin who hates the kid (jungkook) that sits down at a table 10 minutes before closing time every night but he doesn’t know jungkook is lonely and saw Seokjin’s instagram and thought it looked like a nice place to hang out
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namgi age gap au where yoongi is namjoon’s university professor and namjoon has a big crush on his older tiny teacher who wears sweater vests
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the thing is if you called jungkook babygirl he’d giggle and agree
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a lot of what needs to be said about this has been said but i have never felt so angry in my entire life. Autism isn’t some kind of ao3 trope. “Like a baby does” “cries and throws fits” this infantilization garbage perception of autism is so disgusting and harmful im furious
as soon as they said they were nt i knew we were gonna have problems
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my favourite trope that doesn’t get written enough is namjoon being fascinated with how much bigger he is than every other member of bts
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gonna write a namgi office au thats joon has broken his computer on his first day so yoongi the IT guy comes & helps him he does that thing where he leans right over to get to joon’s computer and joon is like “wow I have fallen in love with this tiny competent nice smelling man”
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The absolute worst part of this is the fact that jk gets sooooo giggly after he forgets he asked namjoon to wrap it and jusy does it himself
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I watched friends
Me too
And I still don’t know English
Yeah
I enjoyed it though
Yeah it was funny
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