Lolz at all of youse thinking Lionel Messi might sign for your club when we all know he'll be going to Surrey.

@GeorgeDobell1 Shows how much the England environment is affecting me that my first thought was "Oh great, a golfer". Maybe I read it as Lee Westwood. Or Ian Woosnam.

RT @TizzyEnt: During Elon's press conference in the oval office his son had some choice words for Donald Trump.

RT @notcapnamerica: I'M SCREAMING

RT @richardgrover: I am on the search for a Warwickshire or Worcestershire cricket club to score for during 2025 season. If any club is i…

RT @MyArrse: Happy 93rd Birthday to The Beast

@cricketkit Am I right to assume by MCC you mean Middlesex? Because they aren't one of the Big Eight. Or does the MCC get £28m like the non-host counties despite being a 💯 host with 51% equity?

@supertanskiii Vanilla Isis.

@CrispinMount I think you'll find that's Somerset Sound.

@nickcricket Looking at the bio on the third account I suspect the algorithm is confusing Mags with Magas.

RT @srini_r_twit: An Aussie spinner being reported in SL. Circle of life.

RT @nickcricket: Reminder that Cricket that happens on TNT Sports doesn't really happen. It can't hurt you

RT @__bee_kay__: Imagine hating me and I’m over here making empanadasauruses

RT @willis_macp: Exc: hearing that Chelsea owner Todd Boehly has bought a 49% stake in Hundred team Trent Rockets. Franchise valued at £80m…

RT @cricket_badger: "ICC do not control the calendar, so they are not in control of cricket." "The control lies with the most powerful cou…

RT @RobertMSterling: I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t w…

Doing better than usual with University Challenge having questions on ECGs and potato dishes.

@railmaps 30085. Which is a bit of a surprise, to be fair. Just don't ask me to list them.

RT @buitengebieden: “What are you doing?” 😅

Plymouth and Ireland. Not a bad afternoon if you support green.