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dancing apres ski child you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you
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@esotericgrifter
oh jeez, you had to do the thing you signed up to do when you became a landlord :/
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you are harboring hidden and obfuscated links in this model, are you not?
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i am in the arena*
*temperature controlled office, coffee and snacks available, use a laptop and monitors for my job
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boss: do you have bandwidth?
me: yessir, these bands got width im stackin cheddar like crazy
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@fignewtonfan69
is the thought here that “Bidens America” lasts forever?
this guy knows about elections right
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man what the fuck
why do so many people who live in the US seem to want the US to fail
these clowns don’t know how good they have it
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Newton’s third law states that for every “it’s so over”
there is an equal and opposite “we’re so back”
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you think the NFL is rigged… but didn’t bet to benefit from it
curious
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we humans have debt and equity but i wonder if aliens have a secret third thing for financing transactions
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no one is ever talking about how the Empire financed the Death Star… what did they use… who did they tap for capital… I refuse to believe they had costs under control, I mean ducking vader killed dudes left and right, talk about needless SG&A…
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not reacting at all so i don’t give a girl the ick
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mid 30s woman in the airport studying for a real estate exam
this is a sign if I’ve ever seen one
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chicks be like “yeah i love reading!”
and it turns out they’re just reading porn
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i just had to ruck 50 miles and get waterboarded at the end as part of the interview process for the seal team 6 of investment groups
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IB interview: $10 of depreciation ?
PE interview: LBO ?
LO interview: compopooounder ???
Quant interview: let’s say there are 90 billion ants on the planet, if 3.5% live in peoples homes, what % of that 3.5% is considered a prime number?
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broke: weather app at the bar
woke: FRED app at the bar
bespoke: Flightradar24 and MarineTraffic app at the bar
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have ADHD? great news! you have a license to act like a fucking retard :-)
Imagine taking a girl out on a date and she lays her head on the table, starts slurping her food and playing on her phone because "ADHD."
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you mean to tell me the people taking a magic weight loss pill / shot also didn’t alter their lifestyle to be more health conscious
We stopped taking Ozempic and Wegovy — and regained more weight than we lost
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me at 10pm in my apartment:
“I have become hungry, destroyer of snacks and treats”
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*lifts comically large hat off my head*
yeah, and this is my Quant
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and for my next trick i am going to underperform every conceivable index and benchmark in 2024
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sorry investment bankers, the future is now
my online EBITDA calculating tool removes the need for any analysts
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building a 6 billion year DCF and granularly modeling out how the heat death of our sun will impact margins in the out years
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i am both smart and dumb at the same time
I am… Schrödinger’s retard
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most diminutive ways to refer to a group of idiots:
brain trust
brilliant minds
galaxy brains
savants
pls chime in with ur own below
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my peers and I at [rock name] [tree name] [capital / partners / associates] would be disgusted to hear this…
Half, if not 75%, of the dudes that work in private equity & make it their whole personality work at a random shop that sounds completely made up.
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Born too early to explore space, born too late to see the Roman Empire, born just in time to harbor strong feelings towards enterprise software
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going on a date and asking to split the bill, only to pull out two separate credit cards to pay with
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every day i wish I woke up in the modelo beach shack living a blissful existence
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I think it would be cool if Outlook rate limited emails during the day
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an eye opening view into the far reaches of the left tail on a standard distribution curve
People in the
#UnitedStates
call to withdraw money from banks simultaneously to exert economic pressure for a ceasefire in
#Gaza
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short only fund analysts should get teardrop tattoos when they write hit pieces that decimate stocks
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want a quick and dirty method to find out the revenue of a company?
EBCOGS - a handy tool anyone can use
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if your email sign off is “cheers” I assume you are a portly and jovial person
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you’re telling me the guy who said they got a ton of bitches on twitter was lying about getting bitches
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damn bro u work in banking and know an MD at blackstone, that’s so fucking cool
you suck him off too?
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a cheatcode to fight off anxiety is throwing 2 zyns in the upper deck
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i wasn’t born in the US, didn’t move here until i was redacted years old
these fucking buffoons who disparage the states have, most likely, not lived abroad in a country where basic amenities in the US are viewed as luxury goods
grow up, this country isn’t going anywhere
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“hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you”
hey thanks for taking the call, quick question, are you seeing an overall mix shift in drive thru vs in-store and how can we start to think abo-
“get the fuck out of here”
thansk that’s reasonable
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if a girl asked me to show her my bank account on the first date id throw coins at her forehead
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passive aggressive MD
MD: the deck looks fine…
Team: so no comments?
MD: i didn’t say that
Team: …is it okay?
MD: it’s fine…
Team: what’s wrong with it?
MD: i just think it’s funny that…
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got two job rejection emails this morning
pretty sure they’re a sign from god, he doesn’t want me to work harder
what a chiller, thanks J man
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starting a new website called OnlyHaters
it’s like onlyfans but no porn, just a place for people to vent
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i wasn’t really that interested in Rx but then I read chapter 11 and man, I have reorganized my thoughts
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video games are a sick facsimile of war made for broken men to play in place of conquering their own natures and then the hearts of women… disgusting
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dude that’s so sick that you like zyns a lot
nicotine am I right
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saving down a model zoomed in 400% with size 120 font to give my boss a little jump scare
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buysiders calling sellside desks asking for color on why a name is down -0.5% today
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i have always had a passion for investor banking
i love to work on deeals and Transactions.
stockholders rely on my models for Investingments and i am their Banker who will bring them IPOs and M&As
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that’s a great argument
unfortunately I run a faster 40 than you, so that argument is invalid
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it’s time to bring out the big guns
bond-like returns with significantly more risk
Equity-like returns with less risk? This is the first I'm hearing this
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am i fucking crazy for understanding exactly what she’s talking about
god damn twitter bozos flexing that they don’t use the word “like” as much as she does
get a grip retards, use context clues, really startling how many people lack critical thinking skills
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lot of respect for how chill capybaras seem to be
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oh, you’re happy to jump on a call to walk through this request?
cool, im happy to jump off a bridge
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wow, you went to an ivy and have opinions on poverty in the US? i bet those opinions are really grounded and reasonable
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installing a roll cage in my car so I can crash into every Tesla I see
who is safe now battery boy
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i am too busy working on my computer , whcih is a laptop connected to a dock and then displayed on my two monitors
Alexander the Great wouldve crumbled if he heard and saw my mechanical keyboard
Reminder that Alexander the Great conquered 90% of the known world by age 30...
What's your excuse?
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POV: me driving a golf cart after approx 12 beers blasting Free Bird driving onto the opposite fairway to find my shanked ball
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didn’t tip a bartender who poured, from a tap, a warm modelo and he said “nice tip” and i said “you’re welcome” sort of automatically
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does everyone at Thoma Bravo say “Bravo!” when they do a good job
i hope so; what a waste of a name otherwise
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stop stop stop stop stop with these threads you fuckin clown
it’s so easy to go operate a business you can condense it for retards in a twitter thread
Harvard MBA’s are turning down $300K salaries from prestigious Private Equity Firms to go buy “boring” blue-collar businesses in rural America.
Here's the irony:
Anyone with an average IQ and a strong work ethic can do this.
So why not you?
Your simple guide to buying one:
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my favorite holiday that happens 52 times every year is the weekend
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curious it’s called earnings per share but i never receive them… who is actually receiving the earnings ??? many are asking
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boost your status.
drink 16 coors lights and pull trig in front of a group of women. your reputation will skyrocket after a few times.
understand the game
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one thing bout me is I send cool things I find on twitter to my buddies and they do not react or reply to the messages
i do it for the love of the game
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fully convinced Apollo isn’t even good at investing, they’re really good at structuring though
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stop calling it “building”
sitting in an office jerking yourself off over sending 15 tweets, 3 shit term sheets, and 6 emails over the course of a day
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podbois looking at all the alt data they pay for only to get the quarter completely wrong
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if i was a company desperate for debt i would simply agree to absolutely brutal terms and covenants just to watch my lender get uncomfortable after i blow through all of them and teeter on the edge of BK
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here’s why tailoring doesn’t matter as much as Derek guy says it does:
no one outside of twitter cares.
King of Spain at the final day of Wimbledon. This looks great.
Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵
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just checked my tree, Santa must not have gotten my note of asking for physical delivery of 1,500 live cattle futures :/
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