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I took high school Math II (it was pretty advanced), I might also be a penguin (parody)
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#STLCards
Here’s my ballot. I gave Brandon Phillips a negative vote to fit Holliday on there.
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@Variety
James Caan was so convincingly cantankerous through that entire movie that this is the only explanation that makes sense
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@SomaKazima
the young person intentionally mispronounced Kamala, dead giveaway he’s a trump parrot
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@Julius_Kim
i saw a video posted on here not long ago, a guy telling the story of his friend who was a contractor that took a job for Trump once, spent everything he had to finish the job, and Trump stiffed him. Left with nothing, his story does not have a happy ending…
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@svdate
lol the only business that is, by statistical design, guaranteed to turn a profit, all you have to do is manage resources properly. the only way I can conceive of to pull that off is to skim too much off the top. which tracks for him and his family.
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@_johnnymaga
i’m a farmer and poc from a small midwest community with a doctorate in data science and analytics, and as sure as the sun sets in the evening I speak one way at my job as a professor and say y’all and supper at home. help me understand what you’re trying to point out here.
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@RonFilipkowski
to be fair, the fire marshall wouldn’t allow any more people into the Vance Rally so there are thousands of people somewhere you can’t see and nobody can take photos of, which makes his crowd size look more like a loveseat than a sofa
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@American_Bridge
super humble while she intentionally uses sanctimonious and condescending language while refering to a woman from a different ethnicity by the wrong name on purpose, all in the spirit of “christian” values.
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@CalltoActivism
Sometimes it feels like this family wakes up every day and asks themselves “how can I break the law and get away with it today?”
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@_DionneWarwick
@theweeknd
I’m loving every minute of this. The legendary Dionne Warwick asking the real questions. I’ll just be here watchin
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@mehdirhasan
its (not really) funny because its a valid concern that if trump is allowed to circumvent the 14th amendment and wins that he will try to also circumvent the 22nd amendment. because the constitution matters when he says it does.
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@tribelaw
is it true that if he is convicted in this case, it is a state case (as in, not federal) meaning he wouldn’t be able to pardon himself if he wins in November?
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@AnnCoulter
girl don’t blame democrats for you being an insensitive, shallow, and sanctimonious excuse for a human being. you said what you said, and you said it about a child, now you take ownership of it, because you are an adult who should know better.
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@CTowersCBS
if it’s not Lance Lynn I will buy you a beer. If anyone does it, I’m sure it will be him.
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@Alphafox78
@SpencerGuffey1
i’m amazed and impressed with how many ppl immediately get the reference here
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@Acyn
i read the ig post, and yeah she did try to influence people. TO VOTE. She may have said who she was voting for but she was explicit about saying ppl should educate themselves and vote accordingly. Who gave Jeannie a 5th martini before air, everyone knows 4 is the limit!
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@jasrifootball
@TMZ_Sports
so 2 cars and 1 dude managed to be responsible for both lol that’s next level
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@PrezPelosi
@MollyJongFast
My “Republican” dad did the same thing! When I pointed out that Obama took office in 2009, suddenly the Great Recession wasn’t such a big deal anymore 🙄
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@isochromosome
@justinamash
Yes, the house can begin a whole new impeachment hearing on new evidence, they can also reopen their previous investigation and add another article if they want to. It’d be unprecedented/uncharted, but it can be done
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@DisturbingClipz
this is a cut of the original video, in which you see they were in a roped off area they weren’t supposed to be
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@atrupar
my dad is a conservative and a control freak, and he does this where when he gets caught in a lie or a mistruth, he says “calm down, calm down” and tries to make others feel like they are getting out of control, and when he’s really corndered he will call you by your first name
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@jennyrachelpal
@ChrisMurphyCT
I think it starts with certain members of Congress- who need not be named- acknowledging that Trump lost and telling him that.
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@patriottakes
didn’t she rob a pet charity blind and get banned from operating these kinds of events?
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@ElieNYC
“Beating a man out of his money, that’s easy, anybody can do that. But beating a man out of his money and making him like it? That’s an art.” -Chazz Palminteri
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I’m sure a horse tranquilizer or whatever Ivermectin is will make him feel better.
#ByeAaron
#suckonthis
Anti-vaxxer quarterback Aaron Rodgers just lost to San Francisco 49ers and got eliminated from the NFL playoffs. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS GOOD RIDDANCE!
#ByeAaron
#NFL
#NFLPlayoffs
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@WriteEditPJ
statistics show that it’s significantly safer, by like a 5:1 ratio or something (I can’t remember where I saw that but I definitely did)
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@AKBrews
when I lived on Long Island the parking lots are tiny at grocery stores and one time the Babylon FD had their truck parked like a block away to get groceries and a bunch of us helped them carry everything all the way out there and they let us climb up into the cabin
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
you’d think a roller coaster with that name it would actually be pitch black in the tunnel, wouldn’t you?
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@AccountableGOP
if you’ve ever been on a debate team, you learnt to take advantage of pauses to sort your thoughts. after almost every question, she got about 60 seconds of him interrupting and ranting to process her response to the actual question. why do you think she didn’t care he did it?
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@hargitayworld
i’m sure she would reply something about Ice-T just getting back from Europe a week ago, so NYC his problem for a few lol
@FINALLEVEL
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@Acyn
that dude was ancient when my dad was a corporate executive in the 90s, even Strom Thurman called him old, but sure lets listen to him 30+ years later
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@CalltoActivism
so to be clear, she doesn’t want to be on camera so they assure her she won’t be on camera by capturing the moment on camera and somehow it winds up going viral on social media? ace job, trump force 2… 🤡
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@yashar
someone wrote a book not that long ago about how the working, lower, and poverty classes of midwest america became supporters of a political agenda that mostly works against them. god damn, if I can’t think of the name of that book or the author… 🤔
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@YFanGirlJ
girl that’s nothing, my son is on the football team and daughter is a cheerleader, they left for school last weekend in their Powder Puff outfits and the school sent them both home dressed in regular boys and girls clothes!!! how dare they do that to my kids!?
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@Jim_Jordan
Your reminder that Jim Jordan is the product of gerrymandering, he picks his voters, when it should be the other way around. “Free”... sure dude. Sure.
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@mkraju
didn’t they have a bill recently that did exactly that, tying Ukraine and border aid in one bill and the GOP shot it down?
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@shockproofbeats
i hate to burst his bubble, but a building that locks nothing but dudes inside with a gym and a bunch of recording equipment, and is fully stocked with cigars and alcohol sounds like the set of a gay porn studio
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@3YearLetterman
you know its serious when the famous parody accounts tweet seriously about something.
#leavedollyalone
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@EmmittSmith22
@mroctober
this was happening during many of our lifetimes. Reggie played through the 1987 season. this is RECENT. Emmitt, your message is so important, I hope people, firms, and universities are paying attention.
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@MarkHamill
@RonFilipkowski
she could have at least gone to the trouble of transposing the song into a key that’s actually in her range, but she isn’t a singer, let alone musician or songwriter. Tom Petty is cringing in his grave.
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@ramseyboltin
This lady rolls up on the set with her phone recording knowing she’s gonna start some sh*% on her lawnmower, he had every right to be mad. I don’t blame him at all.
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@RonFilipkowski
This is what’s commonly known as a fishing expedition in legal jargon. No sane judge would grant a search warrant based on pure conjecture, and that is exactly what this is.
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@KatieDeal99
Phyllis said it best on The Office when she said “If you wait for the day when your parent says ‘I can’t take care of myself anymore’ its never gonna happen…”
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@MKKidWrangler
@CREWcrew
Or we’ll just hear about it when someone else published a fucking book about it long after it mattered
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@joncoopertweets
that debate is unlikely to happen, Trump is almost certainly going to back out and somehow it will be Biden’s fault
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@Trauncher
We used asbestos and lead for common household purposes for decades. Go ahead and keep eating paint chips out of principle, genius.
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@emptywheel
Its gonna be freakin hilarious when the Swifties storm out in droves to bury Trump in the election next year
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@BreezyScroll
Kinda puts 2 weeks into some perspective doesn’t it? I’m a professor of management and I’m still sometimes dumbfounded by how little we’ve learned over the years when it comes to managing people.
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@LawyersAnd
@Elepitts1997
lol it came out of my arm, my niece’s arm, and my unborn child’s arm, and the crab people and the mutant underground arm, and your arm. this is real. 🙄
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@eatinerni
normally i say “it depends” (idk how it tastes) but the raw white bread instead of baked cornbread tells me it tastes bland and is probably cold, so nah brah
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@NoLieWithBTC
@ValentinaForSOS
it was never about the SoS race, it was always about signaling to an audience of one.
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Lies lies and more lies.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
she’s right, he borrowed against every asset the federal government had in order to artificially inflate the economy, even pushing the fed to set interest rates below zero (negative) which is dangerous and can cause a recession in a crisis — and guess what happened?
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@SteveHofstetter
I’m old enough to remember when Tamir Rice was shot and killed for playing with a toy gun. This is not a joke or a drill, it’s real life.
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@atrupar
Translation: “We haven’t found any impeachable offenses yet, but they might still be there somewhere if we keep looking hard enough. Trump told me so.”
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@TheWapplehouse
don’t forget calling his ex, then vomiting on himself after passing out in a camping chair on your back porch with a lit cigarette in his hand
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@atrupar
lol i guess relying on a teleprompter for basic things like the name of the person you are introducing isn’t such an isolated issue huh
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@notcapnamerica
sounds like the MAGA family that moved to Russia and immediately regretted it
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Turns of replies, still gets ratioed into oblivion
Thanks, Joe Biden!
$799.38 for ONE full cart at Costco with 58 items and only 9 non-food items like paper towels, plastic bags, trash bags, and razors.
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@ineffectivity
@Alphafox78
@SpencerGuffey1
Lloyd: “Swimmy, Swami, Slippy, Slappy, Swin… Swan… Swinson? Swanson? [ironically the correct name]”
Harry: “Why don’t you check the briefcase?”
Lloyd: “Ohhh,,, Samsonite! I was way off!”
TLDR; OP implying that the above reply was way off.
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