Snack Sized Bard 😈
@snacksizedbard
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@voicearchivist
The Shining film misses the entire point of the fucking book and absolutely ruins the main character with a blatant miscast and a script that again fundamentally misunderstands everything about its source material.
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Crop top and booty shorts on just to play fortnite
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Developing severe knee problems from arthritis at 23 was not a Life Goal but it's an achievement I guess
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I MATCHED WITH A GUY ON TINDER AND AS I WAS MESSAGING HIM HI HE UNMATCHED HELP
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My knees look like softballs rn and all I did was go on a walk with my husband after work I'm so over it
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I'm begging you people to pick up an indie game or an RPG holy fuck how do you exist with so little variety in your entertainment
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I should be asleep but instead my brain is doing plot things
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One of us is a dice goblin one of us likes shiny rocks and one of us collects records IT IS NOT GOOD FINANCIALLY DONT DO IT
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Hooked up with a friend from high school, then proceeded to accidentally bust out laughing when he called me daddy
What’s the most embarrassing sexual experience you’ve had? lol and I’m not going first.
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Finally getting around to actually watching My Adventures With Superman and oh my god I love this show
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Felt
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The green knight was good yall just have short attention spans
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Update not only did
@abrocaxan
but so did
@Cult_of_Emri
😵💫😵💫😵💫
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I think Twitter is slowly subliminally messaging me to like Capaldi more than Smith and in conflicted cause I love my silly little Raggedy Man but also 12 is SO COOL???
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LMAO REALEST TWEET EVER
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@flyin_casual
The Wii U is like that one experimental album every artist does that gets super mixed reviews and starts the "is it all over??" conversation that accidentally leads to a much better follow-up that marries the ideas together better
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@hamishsteele
I was genuinely shocked that Johnathan Groff never sang a word. I fully expected a musical number to pop up SOMEWHERE. It's like getting Andrew Rannells and Donald Glover in an Adventure Time spinoff and not having them sing, you just dont do that. Oh wait...
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Darth Plagueis after peeking over the rocks to join in on the clapping
“The new Acolyte’s training must be going well, all I hear is clapping.”
-Darth Plagueis
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12 is growing on me but nobody will ever replace Matt Smith in my heart
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Eat shit
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This is actually just fucking racist you fucks
Hey
@Walgreens
, are keffiyehs part of your official dress code or is this a new trend we missed?
Several of your Jewish customers have reached out to us expressing how uncomfortable they feel shopping in your store when your employees are outfitted in such controversial, after
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Failed my first driving test cause I grazed the curb while parallel parking 😭 jokes on them a week after I actually passed I hit a building
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They could never make me hate you
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This but Marvel can't cast a Romani actor to play Doom? Get fucked Kevin Feige
Matt Shakman says they went to the desert to find the best type of rock to make The Thing out of
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$jhaze0410
y’all flirt with me on every app except for cash app. i don’t like that
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Archived all of the drafts and notes for a passion project I've spent seven years on last night. The love wasn't there anymore, and I hadn't made any real progress in two years. I'm really not sure how to feel right now, but I know I'm still proud of what I had.
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Unexpectedly got the day off what am I supposed to do all day
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Cleaned out my dm requests on my break and it was like 50 spam accounts trying to sell me sex toys and like 5 normal people trying to message me I hate this app lmao
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DO YOU THINK I CARE FOR YOU SO LITTLE THAT BETRAYING ME WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE OH MY GOD
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Went to the gym for the first time ever today and didn't get h8 crimed let's goooooo
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Neck Deep really put their Neck Dussies into All Distortions Are Intentional
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Iron Fist, Inhumans, Helstrom, Secret Invasion, Loki S1, are all worse than She-Hulk yall just don't like it when youre not the only target audience for something
Do u agree that she hulk is the worst ever marvel tv show of all time?
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@scottaawilson
The sudden rise in physical media has been so beneficial too cause I don't wanna have to worry in a year if in gonna be able to access a show I love dearly simply cause the networks can't agree on streaming rights
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Real talk I enjoyed going and might end up getting a membership. I'm sore and tired but also feel accomplished
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"Twt why did they give the 13 year old a minigun and not me I'm so fucked yall /srs"
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I love it when that silly old man runs around pointing his silly little screwdriver at stuff
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Yeah this scene is awesome but the Lego mission on ps2 was the bane of my existence
Revenge Of The Sith has the greatest Star Wars opening scene for me, respectfully.
I still remember the thrill of watching this for this first time in 2005 and being blown away ✨
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I was like freshly 18, this guy was like a foot and a half taller than me and could probably lift me one handed and I was just so shocked I couldn't help it 😭😭😭
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In other news will give hole for 11's sonic at this point
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Bro this shit makes me so scared that no matter what I write it won't go anywhere I'm so tired of everything needing to break records or stir controversy to stay on the air
Streaming makes you wait 3 years for an 8-episode season that they spend $200 million dollars on and then cancel it after a month because it didn’t become the next Game of Thrones in that one month. In what universe is this sustainable or profitable??
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@flyin_casual
I enjoyed the second one a lot more than the first, and honestly it stands alone really well. It doesn't rely on the first too much for context or anything.
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