dan Profile Banner
dan Profile
dan

@smokeyeyes__

Followers
52
Following
483
Media
280
Statuses
2,361

what the hell you squirping like the chirping like the bird

they/she/idc 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
Joined January 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
0
0
2
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
god please take all the pain you've given to hurt copain triple it and give it to kirawontmiss twitter lost a real one today
@islandthembo
Pocket
3 months
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
785
21K
192K
18
6K
66K
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@vivalasdrag "nobody clocked me, they thought i was jada pinkett smith up in there" real
0
4
920
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@Drag_Crave incredible that crystal has set this precedent that this shit should never go unaccountable dude just can't help paying out libel damages to drag queens
1
8
845
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
@smintyschiffer they need to break the fourth wall like this on drag race more often because this is INSANE
2
3
465
@smokeyeyes__
dan
29 days
@Drag_Crave everyone commenting that it's sh*ngela's fault as if HBO doesn't have a habit of nuking its LGBTQ+ TV shows from existence... WE WERE ROBBED
1
1
423
@smokeyeyes__
dan
20 days
@itssimplyangel don't know how else to describe it but it's maddy morphosis as kim chi as trixie's season 7 finale look
4
0
303
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@fawnsflame tbh yeah this post was meant to be a lil silly about twitter personalities but got far more traction than i ever expected lmao not trying to 'cancel' anyone it's not that serious :)
1
0
290
@smokeyeyes__
dan
29 days
The idea that Nicokado has been secretly losing weight and posting archival feederism content for the past two years as a psyop is so funny I can't Never liked him to begin with but you've gotta respect the hustle 😭
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
29 days
Nikocado Avocado revealed his 250lbs weight loss in new YouTube video titled ‘Two Steps Ahead.’ He claims that he'd secretly been losing weight while posting old videos in what he called the “greatest social experiment of my entire life.”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3K
17K
389K
1
24
259
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@awawawhoami every time i feel the need to post this comic i think a little part of me dies inside
Tweet media one
1
4
229
@smokeyeyes__
dan
26 days
Tweet media one
@awawawhoami
maia 🐈 crimew 🏴
26 days
socialism with capitalist characteristics, anyone tried this yet
41
12
768
0
19
229
@smokeyeyes__
dan
27 days
@itsbelakboy if i said that she's one of if not the best lip syncer on that season, her interpretation of this song sold it for me
0
0
216
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@BlkDragRaceFan the saltire over rosés mouth sent me into the stratosphere #FREEHER
1
0
214
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@ben0than Kiki being the closest but still getting it wrong is incredible
2
0
207
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@sedderaside they wouldn't have missed iktr
0
0
200
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@jamescoulee it's also the only franchise where the country precedes the show title (as in 'Drag Race France' etc.,) because 'Drag Race Canada' is copyrighted by a show about... actual drag racing
1
1
198
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@JackFedYT morphine in the political challenge 😞
8
0
196
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@kerricolby @trixiemattel when i first saw this edit i saw the vision like
Tweet media one
1
0
174
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@smintyschiffer someone needs to tell the canada producers that there are drag race franchises outside of the north atlantic it needs the global all stars treatment badly
3
1
172
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@RuPauwl The dude who heckled BenDeLa was also the person who killed Judy Garland on season 5 and he's still kicking it!
1
0
163
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@jamescoulee S13 episode 1 hit and shook the whole franchise to its core i fear
1
3
147
@smokeyeyes__
dan
5 months
@ElectionMapsUK incredible that the only mayoralty that the tories won was by the guy trying his hardest to convince everyone that he's not a tory
3
7
119
@smokeyeyes__
dan
5 months
@MaddyMorphosis we're so ready
0
0
117
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@JohanssonAxe @asy_lm Venus, Phoenix, Mimi and India. Literally the first 4 out the door 😭
1
0
106
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
so she admits it, the protest was peaceful, she just kind of got sick of seeing us so sorry that we made you look up from twitter for more than two minutes rosie it must have been so hard of you
@speakoutsister
SpeakOutSister
4 months
Rosie Duffield's own words on attending hustings "i knew that a particular group of mostly forner labour members were going to stage a few noisy protests against me and they did when I had my campaign launch and that's right, that's ok, the police and my security team kept me
10
48
229
2
26
95
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@ShadyLawrence @chorizamay @KikoDQ wait omg omg how have i never seen this before
Tweet media one
2
0
92
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@EoghanHeriot One might even call them... The Independent Group For Change?
0
0
89
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@crystalwillseeu @thenickydoll now this is the collab i never knew i needed
0
0
89
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@jamescoulee omg i hope she joined the queens on stage at the end of the episode lmao
0
0
81
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@itssimplyangel getting that resumé in check for all stars i see the vision
1
0
76
@smokeyeyes__
dan
14 days
@upuntil_dawn Well yes and also I'd argue not endorsing the party that's directly aiding genocide in Palestine is good, actually
1
0
74
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@vivalasdrag it's also just not that serious none of them are weirdos this is a reality tv competition
1
0
66
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
Oh wow I wonder what this MP did when she had the chance to vote for exactly this
Tweet media one
@RachaelMaskell
💙Rachael Maskell MP
2 months
📝 Sign my petition Last year, the two child benefit cap impacted upon 1.6m children. Sign here 👉 #York #ChildPoverty #TwoChildCap #TwoChildPolicy #TaxCredits #UniversalCredit #EndChildPoverty #EndChildPovertyNow #Petition
Tweet media one
53
9
11
1
19
63
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@jamescoulee IJBOL my favourite drag race franchise, drag race canada
Tweet media one
1
0
63
@smokeyeyes__
dan
26 days
nothing screams activism like talking to your publicist first and deciding to do nothing
@burbaliciouss
burhann 🎀
26 days
oh this is crazy????
Tweet media one
101
8K
114K
1
9
61
@smokeyeyes__
dan
6 months
0
0
54
@smokeyeyes__
dan
14 days
@mascarayde wait til you find out what the news arm of the BBC gets up to
1
0
54
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@postoctobrist i figured the reason i had never heard of crowdstrike or realised they're contracted out to half the companies on earth is because companies don't tend to publicise their security arrangements i hope someone who knows what to do with this information has fun with it
1
1
53
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
shout-out to the labour activist who thanked us for protesting and that "this is what democracy is all about" and then went onto the high street to canvas next to TERFs
@WhatTheTrans
What The Trans!?
4 months
This is the scene in the high street right now. Labour canvassing with TERFs right next to them.
Tweet media one
4
17
61
3
13
53
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@sedderaside Exactly like I felt with season 1 having the top two format more queens could win even if there was only six episodes and nine queens, 6/9 of the queens got to LSFTW
0
0
50
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@itsbelakboy They could've kept a good relationship with her and could've had GLOBAL ALL STAR VANITY VAIN front and center of every single poster I bet he's one of those local promoters with weird preconceived notions of what rugirls are like and think she thinks she's too good for them now
0
0
50
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@Drag_Crave @VictoriaScone @chorizamay @ItsVanityMilan @river_medway it's a shame their season got a bad rap at the time because it gave us so many STARS
0
0
50
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
@dragraceverses "come on ru, give the crown to charity!" is the only time i will allow the 'snatching the crown' cliché because it's so smart
1
0
49
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
i think about this clip of kerri often and especially in this context "if you feel like you are who you are, and you're not living it out of fear, right now is the time to turn that around"
2
8
43
@smokeyeyes__
dan
5 months
@GarethDennis @IsabelOakeshott very intrigued as to the racist mental gymnastics going on here to see an overcrowded train full of white people and somehow still blame it on immigration
2
4
38
@smokeyeyes__
dan
11 days
@palebloodstasi i just ran to wikipedia and lord alli is gay ooooo the plot thickens
0
0
40
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@speakoutsister and no, the cass review doesn't count as extensive research wes
0
1
33
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@be3al3 @AURORAGUAII and you're a random insufferable twink on twitter who thinks they know better so i guess we're even
1
0
33
@smokeyeyes__
dan
21 days
@KaylaSaysMore Honestly the fandom right now is the worst I've ever seen it. Yes the season has flaws but the discourse around this season is 1000x worse than the season itself, it's actually insufferable.
1
2
35
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
0
0
33
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@sedderaside i low-key miss it because this moment is such a kiiiii the energy in the room was unreal
0
0
31
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@stephenkb I don't think I'll ever be over this, this was the moment I realised that Madame Tussauds has stepped up their game
Tweet media one
1
3
31
@smokeyeyes__
dan
28 days
white twink discovers the north american version of the acronym (which centers the experience of two spirit indigenous people) and discovers he isn't the center of the universe
@scarlettharlett
SCARLETT HARLETT
28 days
I know I don’t particularly partake in social media or keep up with progression for progressions sake, but 2SLGBTQIA+? really queen? just call us all queer ffs and save my eyes and your fingers the aggro. We’re so progressive we’ve become a serial number. I’m 24601 🤭
26
1
62
4
1
29
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@jamescoulee UKVTW2 is one of the best seasons of all time like it's on par with UK2 it's that good
1
0
28
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@christianwolmar He... doesn't have total freedom to say what he likes, if Gareth was saying something that's untrue it'd be a different story. But the problems highlighted at Euston are known, even admitted by Network Rail.
0
0
26
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@CantEverDie they're gonna drag jimmy carter out of hospice aren't they
0
0
25
@smokeyeyes__
dan
27 days
@tyafterhourz the best uk season since season 2 and that's mostly down to kate butch cara melle and michael marouli (imo)
2
0
25
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@BareLeft Fucking hell that's my MP Sam Tarry we miss you
2
0
24
@smokeyeyes__
dan
5 months
I really don't like Yakoob and the Workers' Party but if this isn't enough evidence to Starmer that his position on Gaza is costing them votes that should so easily be winnable, I don't know what else is
@ElectionMapsUK
Election Maps UK
5 months
West Midlands so Far (5/7 Declared): Street: 39.5% (-11.3) Parker: 35.0% (-2.8) Yakoob: 12.8% (New) RFM: 5.7% (+3.7) GRN: 5.2% (-0.5) LDM: 1.8% (-1.9) A 4.25% swing to Parker - he needs 4.5% Waiting for Sandwell & Coventry.
17
57
424
1
5
24
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@SLURS4DAYZ @luxxnoirlondon she just showed you 14 of them are you blind
1
0
24
@smokeyeyes__
dan
6 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
1
1
22
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
@smintyschiffer if tayce isn't on i don't want it 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
0
0
23
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
@kornbreadTMFS Like genuinely I think the only reason we haven't had kings yet is because of RuPauls own biases. We know that masculine drag characters work well in the format of the show, we just need RuPaul to get over herself and the fans will realise that kings belong here after all
0
1
20
@smokeyeyes__
dan
17 days
@MistressDelRey Throw in Black Peppa (also daughter of Mo) and Raja/Charity Kase and I'm sold
0
0
22
@smokeyeyes__
dan
5 months
@wtyppod watched the v-22 osprey episode the other day it's absolutely one of my faves
0
0
22
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
this tweet is even funnier when you remember that they made this person the "minister for common sense"
Tweet media one
@EstherMcVey1
Esther McVey
1 month
First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a communist Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me Pertinent words re Starmer’s smoking ban
6K
843
5K
1
4
21
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@Samfr @watling_samuel This video went viral and I remember watching it when it came out, people were absolutely talking about how disproportionate 2015 was lmao. 7.5 million views and 150k likes.
Tweet media one
0
0
21
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
JULIE BINDEL DEACTIVATED
Tweet media one
2
5
20
@smokeyeyes__
dan
28 days
@natalieben how else do you propose we relieve congestion on our main lines and encourage modal shift away from cars, then?
0
0
20
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@postoctobrist wiping my phone screen thinking there's something on it before realising that's a diacritic under the letter n
1
0
19
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
chaya raichik trying to decide whether we're so ugly and masculine that we shouldn't exist or so unbelievably feminine and attractive that we're a threat to women and so shouldn't exist
Tweet media one
@AriDrennen
Ari Drennen
4 months
Trans women have an unfair biological advantage at winning beauty pageants now
Tweet media one
615
1K
21K
2
1
19
@smokeyeyes__
dan
21 days
if i said that the biggest living pop star on earth is adele then what
6
1
19
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@jamescoulee if UK season 2 wasn't airing at the same time i might have stopped being a fan of the show bimini saved my interest in drag race
0
0
19
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@postoctobrist not gonna happen but if duffield loses her seat it would make my entire evening
1
0
17
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@eyuplovely no clue who this person is except they're insufferable. do people like this just spawn in or what
0
0
15
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@sally_hines Tbh the way that the Algerian team have stood in solidarity with Imane through it all has been really heartening but that doesn't fit with the narrative they're trying to spin for her
0
0
16
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@itsbelakboy Literally the only ESL queen on the cast, now we've got the Commonwealth vs the Commonwealth
2
0
16
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@Smazeny_ You ask Glinner if he's a feminist and he'll gleam as he tells you he is one because JK Rowling, Kathleen Stock et al., have validated his misogyny and convinced him he's doing something noble for the women of the world by attacking women for not being feminine enough
1
1
15
@smokeyeyes__
dan
26 days
@GarethDennis v v cool that the awesome work that greens for hs2 has been doing has seemingly inspired other parties to do the same, at least
0
0
15
@smokeyeyes__
dan
16 days
@RunnerEyeYT forever and always
@smokeyeyes__
dan
25 days
And... number 1. The incomparable Chi Chi DeVayne, vs Thorgy Thor in the only lip sync that makes me cry every time I watch it. One of my favourite things about is when the beads fall, Thorgy knows she lost so she makes sure Chi Chi doesn't trip on the beads lol. RIP Chi Chi.
1
1
4
2
0
14
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@GreenGayYT Who was the one who remained nameless 😭
8
0
14
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@dragraceukbbc oooooo drag race is about to get good again 🤩 we've missed you
0
0
14
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@JonnElledge I mean yes but also that's true of every manifesto of parties that don't form the next government lmao, of course their policy pledges aren't gonna be the ones implemented so they just gotta vote for the policies that best align with their beliefs
1
0
13
@smokeyeyes__
dan
12 days
@What46HasDone @Devon_OnEarth you know i don't think you're a nice person just an observation here
0
0
13
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
why build a bus that you're desperately trying to make look like a tram when you could just... build... a tram?
@EngFocus
Chris Howe - Rail Focus
2 months
Well, at least he's calling it a bus 👀
Tweet media one
4
3
120
4
0
13
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@sally_hines I'm confused as to the point she's trying to make, isn't that what her and her friends have been doing for the past week?
1
1
13
@smokeyeyes__
dan
26 days
@RunnerEyeYT she would like a word
0
0
14
@smokeyeyes__
dan
4 months
as he walked away from us i shouted that if he appreciates our protest so much he should quit labour
1
0
11
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
i swear every single day i hear about another scandal of shitty behaviour emanating from the straight couples on strictly but it's the lgbt+ couples that are the problem? okay then...
@natachakennedy
Dr Natacha Kennedy
1 month
Trans people warned that the right-wing bigotry would not stop with us...
Tweet media one
81
574
4K
2
1
12
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@jamescoulee i would've LOVED to see our cherry back but the drag scene in the uk is smaller and joe has a huge reputation here, plus she was so robbed on the first episode all the queens knew it
1
0
12
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
@Drag_Crave @thegigigoode from the fashion week mini challenge week one to launching her own collection 🥹
0
1
12
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@sally_hines Beyond the obvious misogyny and racism in her continuing to perpetuate this lie, considering what we know about how corrupt the IBA is could you make the point she's also just perpetuating Russian disinformation?
1
0
11
@smokeyeyes__
dan
21 days
@Bringus_Studios that song in the middle had me gagged i was like 😯 we have another bringus all timer
0
0
11
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
if you see this and your first response is "well she's a celebrity what does she expect" then maybe, just maybe, it's our weird parasocial relationship with celebrities that's the problem?
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 months
Chappell Roan calls out the public harassment she has received from fans: “I don’t care that this crazy type of behavior comes along with the job… that does not make it okay.”
1K
5K
73K
1
0
11
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
@akaidaho @cheryldragqueen @thatbitchlemon ngl i was wondering if it was because the second challenge on cvtw was called 'the hole' 😭
0
0
11
@smokeyeyes__
dan
3 months
@anasyx incredibly funny for moffat to have these two act this scene in the same hair they had 10 years ago lmao
0
0
11
@smokeyeyes__
dan
1 month
didn't realise you had to be famous to be the victim of stalking and male violence do you realise how ridiculous you all sound
@arianasfarm
³³³🧸
1 month
and she's not even that famous i can't-
Tweet media one
909
519
20K
0
1
11
@smokeyeyes__
dan
2 months
drag race ireland with bambie thug as head judge would be an actual dream come true like omg
@Bambiethug
CUNTRY RAY
2 months
Exciting things coming 😈
16
19
449
1
2
11