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drummer, professional sadboi™️, bond company stooge, amateur mycologist, he/him
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If Bach is so fucking great, please explain why he wasn’t on the Tony Hawk Pro Skater Soundtrack
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Jesus christ Karen, how could you possibly spare the time to write this???
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At 28 years old I may be on the precipice of my first job with a salary and health insurance. What a time to be alive!
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Did Jesus see his shadow? Do we have six more weeks of quarantine?
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Stop forcing employees who don’t have children to pick up the slack of those employees who do have children challenge.
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Holy shit I just won tickets to see Bright Eyes tmrw!! Thanks
@1033TheEdge
and
@BentleyRadio
❤️❤️❤️
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Joe we might have a problem, they found some old tweets, but it’s all good lol
I’m proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic and for 3 months after, because rent and bills are still due during this crisis and people are going hungry. It’s that basic.
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So hypothetically, what if you already ate your quarantine snacks?
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Hang tight babe, just gonna Fast and Furious: Lake Effect Drift™️ through this intersection
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I have one extra ticket to
@puptheband
tonight at Beachland that I do not want to go to waste
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Stan culture is fucking toxic. Also, and I can’t believe this needs to be said, but not everyone loves the same shit, and that’s ok.
Taylor Swift fans doxxed a Pitchfork reviewer because she gave her latest album... an 8.0 out of 10.
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I have been at this job for 9 days and I already have a new job title
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Someone just told me that I was the best looking 70 year old man they’ve ever seen, and tbh this may be the greatest compliment i’ve ever received.
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Imagine being such a copsucking bootlicker that you genuinely believe a 75 year old man deserved to be brutalized by the fucking scumbag BPD
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Anytime I feel like a failure, I remember how my undergrad department chair told me I was the most unprepared music student he had ever seen in all his years of teaching. And how I have already accomplished everything he told me I would never do LMAO!!
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Found out that I could get paid more to work at a car wash than at my current job with my Masters where i’ve been for almost 6 years. So that’s a great feeling 💕
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Tfw your Sw**tw*t*r rep calls you just to catch up and see how you’re doing.
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Trying to politely explain to someone that I don’t have an extra thousand dollars to buy plane tickets to Europe *TODAY* and the only reason they’re able to is because their spouse is able to support them....
Lord, beer me strength.
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This pasta isn’t NEARLY as authentic as the pasta I had in Italy. My host father used to mill the semolina himself, and my host mother made the sauce out of hand picked heirloom San Marzano tomatoes
Olive Garden Server: so is that a no on the extra breadsticks?
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I swear to christ if I see one more pearl clutching post about white folks “concerned” about l*oting i’m going to have an aneurysm.
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Super
#blessed
that my relatives used to ask if I was “getting a tin cup with my diploma” when I got my music degree, but are somehow v proud of my cousin spending upwards of 120K to party and get a degree in *checks notes* “Christian Leadership” Lmfao.
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I am always reminded of the year my aunt bought me a $150 digital Bible because she was “concerned” about me. Returned that shit for CASH hunny 😘
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PSA: You can just let people enjoy what they like, as long as it’s not actively causing harm or violence. ALSO, sometimes people will not like what you like, and that’s ok too. If someone doesn’t love the new Fiona Apple record, it doesn’t automatically make them a misogynist.
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Spoiler alert, if a band uses terms like “genre-defying,” “high-energy,” or “constantly evolving,” they are most likely a jam band.
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Tell me not to buy this, because it’s literally about to happen.
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Someone just tried to sell me weed in the Walden Galleria bathroom. Have I made it?
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Super love that Venmo shows me my ex’s payments. What a handy feature! Love seeing who she’s sending/receiving money to/from since we broke up!
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Truly nothing quite as satisfying as watching a dude ask to see a beer list, perusing it endlessly, and ordering a Coors Light.
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Final reminder for yt friends protesting: it’s not a gd circle-jerk about what a “great ally” you are (yr probably not btw). You’re there as support and in solidarity. It’s about black voices, do not hijack the message to ease your own guilt.
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I just had the biggest phone call of my career so far, and holy shit if I can pull this event off it will be H U G E.
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Millennial: lol I want 2 die
WWIII: *begins*
Millennial: WOAH WOAH NOT LIKE THAT
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*update*
Rehearsal went very well, I guess i’m in this band 🤷♂️
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I forgot i’m the problem in this scenario lmfao. Miss me on that “world peace” bullshit.
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The video of a cop crying over an egg mcmuffin™️ just fucking sent me
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Why does every dude who lists their education as “School of Hard Knocks” look exactly the same?
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So it only took a few days to expose that the “free market” isn’t uh, free. Wow, who could have predicted this??
Narrator: literally everyone.
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Remembering when I once drunkenly told C*rl P*lid*no to “go f*ck yourself you racist piece of sh*t” at karaoke. Maybe that was when I peaked.
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Is being AGGRESSIVELY FROM BUFFALO the same thing as having a personality?
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There’s a little too much panic at this disco for my taste if i’m being honest.
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Just applied for a month long sabbatical program to Antarctica. I feel like this is an accurate depiction of how today is going.
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Wow Smash Mouth is headlining the Cobblestone festival this year. Who said Buffalo wasn’t on the cutting edge 🙄
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PSA: don’t be the kind of asshole who sends multiple emails during the weekend, and then send me an email Sunday night asking why they haven’t heard back.
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I guess the funny thing is my grandmother would probably love it, and my aunt is an enormous bootlicking shitweasel.
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Hey yt friends going to protest: it’s not an opportinity for you to smoke a blunt with your friends and take selfies. Fuck out of here with that.
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Boomers create complex scenarios to lie to themselves and others about their behavior. For example, I have no problem admitting that I went to the bar at 1pm on a Tuesday, but for the boomers It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere.
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Hey white friends who are only sharing news of looting and bemoaning the “loss” of your fair city. Fuck you, I see you. Goddamn hypocrites.
#BlackLivesMatter
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T*in M*an on Elmwood is closing; is the Buffalo renaissance over?
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We literally had to hold a show because one of the performers showed up 30 mins after the show was supposed to start. 2019 am I rite.
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We can retire the format, this is the peak
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If Music is Art is a 501c3, why are they not applying for grants to pay artists at the festival?
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@BuffaloEats
@DeepSouthTaco
The only thing standing between Richard Hamilton and 100 customers/$1000 in revenue is racist mediocre tacos.
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Made out with a girl and afterwards she said I was “almost her type.”
OK Twitter. I want your favourite NASTY COMPLIMENTS - ones that you personally received.
Mine’s from when I was 22 and bumped into a girl I hadn’t seen since high school and she informed me that I’d ‘really grown into my face’.
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Friends who are going to the Buffalo pr*test today:
1. It doesn’t look like this was organized with the support of BLM, just some younger folks. Be wary of people who’s sole intention is to escalate.
2. STAY SAFE AND HAVE AN EXIT PLAN IF SHIT GOES SOUTH.
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Someone is freaking out about my band in a Midwest Emo group. Have I made it?
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Where else but Buffalo are you going to have people handing out full beers along an 8K race?
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I got out of surgery 30 mins ago and have already had to make work calls and respond to emails. Love this journey for me.
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You’re not a magical woodland faerie™️ You’re 26 and you live in the suburbs.
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Hahahahaha this dude slid in the dm’s last year to call me a bunch of homophobic slurs then blocked me on fb, NOW he wants to connect on LinkedIn! 2019, what a time to be alive! 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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I just had to explain to
@woke_qwerty
that Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins are not the same person.
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Honey you’re not an entreprenuer, you’re the bottom rung of a pyramid scheme.
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Glad to know toilet paper is still available during the quarantine 🙏
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Yeah lip service is cool, but have you actually ever tried coming out to support the marginalized artists you claim to care so much about? 🤷♂️
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Trigger Warning: R*pe
Fuck Roost for their anti-LGBTQ stance and their r*pe jokes. Will never eat there again, yeet them to the surface of the goddamn sun.
Rape does not belong on a restaurant menu. That’s the most 2021 sentence I have typed so far. Shame on you, Roost.
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I’ve been on the verge of vomiting for the past few days (thx anxiety, I owe you one) weighing these two job offers. Now that i’ve finally made a decision, I still feel like garbage. Guess this is what being an adult is!
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Pretty powerful to see
@billybragg
performing on the picket line in solidarity with the striking
@SBWorkersUnited
workers today
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Ultimately, I don’t trust anyone who still uses an AOL account.
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I can assure you that
@yellowtailwine
does NOT taste “like happiness.” It’s a delightfully playful combination of “i’m broke,” and “i’m sad,” with a subtle “it’s Tuesday” finish.
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