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cal - written and directed by alan alda - animal welfare and whimsy embracer

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@smalredboy
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instead of saying I can feel myself becoming manic, I dictate to my therapist I can feel myself kinshifting from fox mulder to hawkeye pierce. I am wrestled into a small kennel and dropped into the detroit river.
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RT @slicklike007: Can anyone hear me
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NEW PUP TRACK ON MY BIRTHDAY
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New album ‘Who Will Look After The Dogs?’ out 5/2. Here’s a new song called “Hallways”, with an incredibly surreal video by Sterling Larose. Unbelievably grateful for your support, excited to blast this into the ether. Produced by John Congleton.
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wowee!!
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RT @JoshLipnik: Midcentury furniture by Danish designer Finn Juhl for Baker Furniture of Grand Rapids, MI
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@hostile1968 hoooooly crap I showed this to my roommate and we stared at it together for like 5 minutes... need to get a print for next to our freshwater tanks this is stunning you capture depth and contrast so expertly and with such a personal style
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RT @hostile1968: rummy-nose tetras for lynch
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@EricMagnussen @suzietoot I saw the shots and was curious how you did it, since it looked so tangible!! the water tension and feeling of the photos just SHINES your work speaks for itself!!
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RT @joolesplumm: easily the funniest thing mark’s ever said
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@phlabeeboo second person fake name Ben I'm rattling the bars of my cage no catharsis allowed
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@spockandload DONT WORRY SHE CAME TO ME ON THE TIK TOK AND I WATCHED EVERY SINGLE ONE SHE EVER POSTED
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good morning I'm a beautiful birthday baby today
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RT @ipodmacbook: doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im…
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RT @1thousandfaces_: Undertale just came out. Homestuck still updating. Fresh notifications from Mystic Messenger. Garnet just revealed as…
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@juan__sports @thecrystalenvy so you're sending hate??
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monomania hours
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RT @lashon__hara: hand knit this bandanna inspired by shaker gift drawings :-)
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the fit checks will continue until morale improves
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@IkusaOne he is so baby he got that name as a little intruder and now he's part of the family <3
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the great stone wheel of suffering white men that I psychically blast with all my trauma so I can withstand gravity has had a new little guy carved into it
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