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thought daughter . 21, she/they
Argentina
Joined July 2021
and if you kick every non binary person out of the country then who is going to be making your coffee donald trump?.
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i fear booktok has lost the plot because why are they shocked that book pages have… words?
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like making reading your whole personality but not being able to read a book that has no smut, has worldbuilding and is long is concerning. when did we as a society become this.
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@behradtarazi literally and like. that’s a YA book. why can’t she understand it 😭 brainrot.
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she’s always gorgeous but she literally does drag why wouldn’t she be “overpowering” and have features that stand out??!(!( like next they’ll say her “foundation” is “too light”.
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dan and phil putting these next to each other in tabinof was the funniest thing thing they ever did
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me age 13: been getting really into dan and phil lately.me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness .me age 20: been getting really into dan and phil lately.
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the amount of people that haven’t watched good omens and don’t understand how gay this is. crowley and aziraphale basically invented being gay. they’ve knows each other for 6000 years and always find their way back to each other. they’ve been in love since before earth existed.
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just remembered dnp are fleeing to canada tomorrow on US election day and giggled.
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“you idiot. we could’ve been… us”. and there’s a universe where they are
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i love Dan and Phil™️ but i need phil to know he is so much more than that. he’s do incredibly creative and funny and if he gets inspired and does a project of his own i need him to know we would all go crazy for it!!!.
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i’m just shooting my shot
next video: reacting to dan’s dms.
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OMG THEY’RE TOUCHING HEADS AAAA THEY SHARE LICE 😭😭😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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thinking about how phil matched with sister daniel two different times with two different costumes
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i bet, at this moment, whatever tremendous amount of money and time phil spent on that fuckass popcorn bucket felt 100% worth it
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DAN DRINKING RED WINE HES FUCKING COMMITED TO THE CROWLEY BIT OHHHHHH
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watching DanAndPhilGAMES as a non gamer is so peaceful. i know they’re shit at so many games but i don’t even understand or play them so i just enjoy their banter fully stress free.
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the idea of the announcement not being a tour but a fucking dramatic hard launch you get through email and text messages is so hilarious to me.
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dan complaining about our reaction to power bottom like he didn’t say “okay phil this one’s for you” like girl once again you started that rumor.
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us: WHY WONT DAN AND PHIL UPLOAD 😭😭😭😭. dan and phil trying to get our of the misty horror movie forest:
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when phil goes “if we win we can get takeaway!” what’s the alternative? starving?.
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i love that dan said “we’re” on megan’s side because he probably just explained the whole thing to phil and phil just agreed without caring much 😭.
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we’ve been trying to get rid of dream stans in the fandom for so long and dnp finally did the job for us hell yeah.
@R4CCOONZ sigh now i have to unfollow dnp.
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calling connor franta boring is so interesting because he always seemed like one of the few youtubers who did something more. like he did poetry books, he does photography etc. he’s not boring, he just minds his business!!!.
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phil making dan wear the catboy tights to “cover him up” was so unserious because they’re knee high. he only made dan look more slutty. he knew what he was doing.
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this video is so scary to me like what do you mean they are human beings with legs and they use those legs to walk? that’s terrifying
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straight, phil’s bedsheets and phil’s audience.
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IT’S PHIL’S GAYNIVERSARY !!!! truly such an iconic coming out video because it was posted on the last day of pride month and because of this gem. ily @AmazingPhil
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JUST FOUND ALL THE DNP STEREOS AS A PODCAST IN SPOTIFY IM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVERRRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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this is my favorite tweet ever idc if it was ironic or not it’s hilarious
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i love how they’ve got the tabinof signing down to a science. that’s 10 years of muscle memory
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someone yelled “gay” after dan said he would help phil get rid of a dead body and he just nodded… gay people…….
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ok i know dnp know nothing about like building and probably don’t want to be mean but they’re seriously getting sc4mmed by the phuilders 😭 this is why two introverts can’t run a household. they’re like when you act nice about a bad haircut but with their HOUSE.
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when dnp aged dab up to a teen in the sims series they immediately dedicated 6 episodes almost fully to dab and evan's relationship and ignored the rest of their sims. they were sooo ready to burst out of the closet 😭.
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this ominous notification would send me to the emergency room immediately.
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i can’t believe phil got covid, food poisoning and laryngitis during their tour/christmas break fuckkk god gives his worst battles to his prettiest most vulnerable soldiers 😭😭😭😭.
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idk what they’re saying but why are they flirting right in front of my eyes
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at least he posted a selfie imagine they just uploaded to dnpg and we saw he was blond.
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i think we should stop trying to explain dnp’s relationship to people with our words and we should start only using dan’s. hit them with a “companions through life” or “two 4000 year old tortoises silently chewing grass staring into the sunset” or even “arch enemies, husbands”.
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“we need more complex female characters” y’all could barely handle her
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ohh i know dan had to put his phone/computer down and take a lap around the room
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what’s the mental illness for when you can name every single one of these videos.
some very insane video choices i am not scared whatsoever what hahahahahahahahahahhahaahahah
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dan posting that tweet about how they’re gravestones with fringes leaning into one another even in death. it has 1.8k likes and he smiled at it and posted it in his story like it’s NOTHING i’m crying.
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if i had a nickel for every time phil changed his hair after taking tour promo pictures i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
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i think dnp may have not texted each other this year, they evolved to communicate telepathically and therefore we can’t have wdapteo.
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hit tweet follow me if you also hate straight people! (just kidding only follow me if you don’t mind seeing too many tweets about dan and phil).
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i hope puppy dan and phil don’t get split up because if they do i have a feeling one of them is going to start dyeing things green and playing smash or pass with monsters.
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many phannies would’ve gotten blocked for posting this untagged LMAOO.
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three months before coming out 🥺 this still gets to me.
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dan saying he doesn’t mind to be called any pronouns isn’t an opportunity to call him nonbinary. he also said he doesn’t like labels and he spent most of his life fighting his sexual identity while people pressured him into it, why would gender identity be different??.
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the way phil doesn’t react oh god i pray for his eardrums he must be so deaf after 15 years of that.
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waitttt i’m stupid i thought phil didn’t get the cactus phil tattooed because if you squint it looks like a dick but i just realised because it looks like a swastika????.€:!.! 😭😭 i was like “they’re dumb not everything cilindrical looks like a dick” but now i get it omg.
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y’all ever forget dnp are british until they say something superrrrr british and it hits you.
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also please check out this thread about venezuela, many people don’t know what’s going on or are misinformed and they need our full support!
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i love that dan is obsessed with rollercoasters and he watches rollercoaster videos and makes phil go on rollercoasters and he goes on them even if they make him cry 😭🫶🏼.
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can we talk about how if the photographer thing had happened to phil dan would have been literally foaming at the mouth….
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“can dnptwt stop talking about dnp’s relationship and respect their boundaries” how about THEY stop talking about it and respect MY boundaries???.
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they were editing sat together at phil’s family home while kath fed them snacks. they are A Family. dan is a lester.
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these were wild i can’t believe they acknowledged this stuff but i’m glad they did it’s so funny
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dan getting teary eyed reading the comic made me want to rip my heart out and hand it to him btw.
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they should do dab’s hair fixing a livestream so we can scream the right choices at them in the chat.
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@achromatic__sky exactlyyy like people who live by what season of colors they are make me sad. like no one will tell you anything if you wear a color that "washes you out" and some people dress according to their STYLE not what makes them look "better".
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whatever they’re doing i hope they’re recording it…………………. it sure looks like a…. festive day…. in their lives….
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phil saying “that’s cute” over evan taking a casual pic of dab… i know what you are
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