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one of those “cringe culture is dead” ppl ——— dan and phil, mcr, and queen fan
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Joined June 2017
why do they frame it like he committed a crime.
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“This tweet has been deleted” makes shit 10x more funny.
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at first glance i thought this was a beautiful butch lesbian but it’s just tyler oakley.
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my partner said dan & phil are the worst at gaming out of all the gaming streamers & youtubers he’s ever watched… i mean i wouldn’t be surprised but. ppl who watch other gaming channels, are they rlly That bad 💀.
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will never understand any talk about “repeating outfits” because wdym, do some people Not repeat outfits??? How??.
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they drew 2014 phil lester.
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thinking about how i was able to convince my homophobic dad that dan and phil were straight & then he died right before they came out.
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this but Actual hiatus phannies - which of y’all stuck around here 2020-early 2022 before wad was announced, we’re the ones who’ve been thru it….
can hiatus phannies get a discount on these tickets.
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idk but i just think it’s kinda funny that these guys were glee fans
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you may be right, i may be crazy / but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for
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still can’t believe i’ve achieved the ultimate phannie goal of finding someone willing
if we're gonna date you have to watch my 14 evil years worth of dan and phil content
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“we’ve been dan and phil for so long, so long, in all these weird places… this is like the first thing we’ll have for for ourselves… it makes me feel like an adult” - dan on stereo about the phouse :-) 🏡
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when ppl say they’ve been watching dnp since 2016 like me i always just assume they’re adults but sometimes i tap on the profile & its a minor like oh so u were watching when u were NINE ok 😭😭.
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so phil’s really out here being aware of this photo & making sure we know it Huh
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y’all ever think about how conan gray was 😭
y’all ever think about how j*mes ch*rles was a phannie in like 2013.
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he seriously looks so good blonde i never could’ve expected this. still shook
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i’ve noticed that the phannies complaining about dnp’s brief break rn mostly aren’t those of us who were here in 2020 hoping to see dan’s reflection in pictures with a window or shiny object… idk just an observation.
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huh
like this tweet if you want to kiss dan howell on the mouth no one will know.
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this question comes up in the fandom every so often & it always drives me crazy bc I HAVE NO IDEA!!! like it literally feels like one day in 2016 i’d never heard of them & then the next i’d seen every video and knew half the inside jokes 😭.
what was everyone's first dan/phil video? :o mine was this one lol
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rip to fanfic writers describing the contrast between phil’s raven-black hair and snow-white skin.
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it’s hilarious how when he pans around the room at the end the walls are just buffy poster other buffy poster another buffy poster.
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sometimes i forget not all of y’all have obsessively watched every single piece of dnp content u can get your hands on. like wdym you haven’t seen that gaming video. wdym you never watched that tour recording.
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can’t believe this came true with phil saying “break all your bones”
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can’t imagine being phil in 2009 & slowly finding out there’s this beautiful twink online who’s absolutely obsessed with u.
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saw this & immediately got the urge to rewatch every old fantastic foursome video
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not going to lie i thought this was phanart at first.
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phil’s quiz liveshow in 2020 was actually the best day ever so seeing him wear that shirt again brings me so much joy :’) 💙
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ppl talking about “you just had to be there when this pic dropped” … anyone remember the tl when they posted This one ?? madness
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seriously don’t understand how people share a bed with their partner every night like i need to be constantly turning over like a rotisserie chicken to get to sleep.
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anything else. that we actually celebrate more than mentioning it
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anyone else still practice the danger men at work song once in a while to see if ya still got it.
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my brain: have to let ‘em know the wedding will be overshadowed by the 15th anniversary of YouTubers Dan and Phil meeting 😔🙏
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found this in my camera roll so i’m bringing it back (my question is who made this)
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showed my mom this classic pic & her response was “is that the day they were rolling around on the floor together” ???? excuse me ma’am this is an apple store
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was searching her name in my camera roll for a different reason & found these screenshots… i forgot about this🧍🏻
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guys why are my photocards flaking when i put them in the washer.
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whenever someone admits they haven’t seen an iconic dnp video i’m like oh yeah i forgot not every phannie has seen every single dan and phil vid ever that they know of.
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this clip has always just been funny to me like the way they look back at the camera at the same time makes me want to cackle
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help… great minds think alike
dan and phil's iconic apartment was just the "love is in the air? WRONG! GAS LEAK!" meme.
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literally never noticed phil has the cape on here in the clip before he remembers the cape exists ??? lmao
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the fact that there are ppl who have only discovered dnp within the last year & are now fans is Wild to me.
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i was questioning my lesbianism and that video really helped me feel confident in my sexuality again thank you so much dan and phil 🙏.
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i’ve been curious has anyone gotten a real hug from dan rather than like a tap on the back.
the way dan hugs fans is so fucking funny.
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finally an update to the classic dan & phil judging you image. even gayer edition
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green is absolutely phil’s color & u can’t change my mind on this sorry…
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if you can’t handle me at my sad clown you don’t deserve me at my sexy nun
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what i’m hearing about this video combined with the recent dnptwt discourse is so funny to me i’m sorry. like great timing dan n phil.
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watching old dnp videos on this old crt tv is my favorite thing :] 🫶
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was explaining how dnp met last night to my mom & she said haley you are OBSESSED & i was like wait no u gotta understand nearly every dan and phil fan knows all this i promise… she was like Sureee 🙄.
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often when my partner & i are watching an older dnp video he’ll ask “so was this before or after…” & i’ll go “oh they’re straight here 😁”.
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thinking of the wad era film pics… this stuff was enough to turn someone into a temporary dannie
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man why does everyone hate the golden pig as much as dan… phil loves it & that’s what matters to me….
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