mr dan campbell really wrote "jesus christ im 26 all the people i graduated with all have kids all have wives all have people who care if they come home at night jesus christ did i fuck up" and now he has a wife and a baby son he didnt fuck up
ok but seriously how many people have we seen on twitter that used to be full on parxies but they slowly rebranded and distanced themselves from the fandom (not the album) because they don't like the reputation of the entire fanbase / the actions of other individual parxies
story time: i was in a crowded kmart with my mother in 2005. as we neared the checkout line i asked her what gay meant. she frowned and told me it meant happy. so, i, who was 5 years and 7 months old at the time, yelled as loud as i could that i was feeling gay today.
traditional owners: hey can you please not climb uluru it has strong cultural significance to us
other australians and tourists: shit better climb this rock before i'm not allowed to because what i want is always more important :) who cares about culture :) i want to climb :)
People I graduated with are having CHILDREN and I just want someone to take me to the Christmas VILLAGE so I can drink HOT CHOCOLATE and look at LIGHTS and HOLD SOMEONE’S FUCKING HAND
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26 all the people i graduated with all have kids all have wives all have people who care if they come home at night well jesus christ did i fuck up
was i mentioning derek from state champs or mayday parade? pat from the maine pat from movements patrick from fall out boy pat from broadside? who knows
its funny seeing people on twitter referring to some band as 'the boys' because there are just so many boys out there they could be referring to. who are the boys?
i'm not sure how much clearer we can say it but australia is on fire. yet again. except this is the worst it's ever been. multiple deaths, injuries, homes destroyed. first recorded day without rain in history. one million hectares of land burned and it looks like it'll get worse.
my abuser isn't a band member. just a regular person. if i told the story (with, like i said, no proof other than memories), would y'all tell me how it was probably fake? make theories about it? openly support my abuser? stop holding band members to different standards.
sometimes i wanna just drop my abuse story, how i don't have any proof other than the memories and nightmares, how a certain song sends me into a panic attack. how i couldn't tell anyone at the time, how my abuser wouldn't and never will face any consequences.
sebastian danzig: "t slur"
yall: this man is a disgusting and irredeemable human being
brendon urie: "t slur"
yall: uwu poor brenny isnt a transphobe he's pan he cant be did you see what hes done for the gays he didnt mean it that way
thinking about the time i heard a girl say she was bi because she would date only cis men and trans men.... wonder if she ever realised that made her straight, trans men and cis men are both men
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APMAS 2018:
Hosts:
@waterparks
Album of the Year: Entertainment by Waterparks
Song of the year: TANTRUM by Waterparks
Best Vocalist:
@awsten
Best Guitsrist:
@underscoregeoff
Best Drummer: Otto Wood
Everything else: waterparks
is there anything more on brand than twitter lesbians saying they want a girlfriend, liking and retweeting things from other lesbians about wanting a girlfriend, but none of us attempt to actually talk to girls in a way that would lead us to possibly acquire a girlfriend
PSA for those going to the One Ok Rock tour:
one of the bands performing is called Stand Atlantic.
The name doesn't mean you Stand still for their entire set. It'd be great if you went off!
i'm surprised that there's a lot of people in the parx fandom with colourful hair, you'd think most of them would have brown hair from having their heads so far up other stannies' asses :/
and PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT I'M DREAMING WHEN ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO DREAM ANOTHER SUNSET WITH YOU IF I ROLL OVER WHEN IT'S OVER I'LL TAKE THIS CALI SUNRISE WITH ME AND WAKE UP WITH THE FONDEST MEMORIEEEEEEEEES
hi i'm looking for more mutuals.. like/rt if you like any of these?
beartooth
broadside
columbus
grayscale
hot milk
like pacific
mayday parade
neck deep
pvris
stand atlantic
state champs
the story so far
the wonder years
trophy eyes
wstr
i've listened to and loved parx since 2015, a lot of y'all would have seen in 2017-2018 i was a dedicated parxie and while i still follow a lot of parx stans and i appreciate my mutuals who like them i just cant deal w the fanbase as a whole and i know i'm not the only one
non aussie mutuals, pls keep australia in your thoughts atm, parts of new south wales and queensland are on fire - so far 3 people have died, 200 homes and sheds have been lost, more than 40 people have been injured, and more than 60 fires are still burning
why was i suddenly reminded of that icarly episode where carly and freddie break into miss briggs house w her randy jackson shrine and theyre undone by sam prank calling and mentioning the cottage cheese on the top shelf
anyway if u want to stan some lgbtq+ band members instead of brendon urie theres lynn from pvris, cristal and alisa from the aces, bon from stand atlantic, tobi from trash boat, tate from happy, jordan from like pacific, just to name a few