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@skhuw
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5 years
Do you guys also use a pourer? Are y’all just mbombombo from the bottle? 💀💀💀 ...anyways, this thing is delicious 😋
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@skhuw
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Rent free please ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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This made my night ..🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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Relatable?
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@skhuw
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Hear me out guys
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@skhuw
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4 years
My colleague won 14 million in December and she resigned last week, WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
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@skhuw
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This scene will never not be iconic 🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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Ngicela nithi hooray ..🎈❤️🎉🥳
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@skhuw
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Them: indoda mayibe nesbindi. Me:
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@skhuw
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@Ms_ViVaCi0us “Are you sure that Kholo has not cheated on you?” Mabusi
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@skhuw
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3 years
ARE ANY OF THESE TRUE ABOUT YOU?
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@skhuw
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Hhayi guys it’s been a long week 😭
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@skhuw
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3 years
I’m a Virgo, What is your sign?
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@skhuw
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KwaMai Mai is very safe, very clean, i’ve never heard of anyone losing any personal items there. But, y’all classy geighs steal phones and alcohol and Liquid/Shakers/GD ... futhi ama dish cloths aseMai Mai aClean adlula awasemzini yenu
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@skhuw
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@DatsME_L At some point in my life, I worked for a construction company, we were renovating schools to be precise and we’d use one of the classrooms to sleep and desks as beds ...keep on keeping on❤️🙏🏾your day is coming. I should write a book about my life.
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@skhuw
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Ngicela ningincome guys bandla, anginabo abazali ..🙏🏾
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@skhuw
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4 years
I'm not gay neh but if you are a chilled guy and you are my type, I can always make a plan for you 🤞
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@skhuw
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1 year
@lewisDutchees “Please come pay” really does sound better than “Please send money”
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@skhuw
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1 year
@Lu_vuyolwethu Not the packaging being more expensive than what’s inside
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@skhuw
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3 years
Who noticed that gents are no longer persuasive? Once they ask you out and you say NO ..its done😏
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@skhuw
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3 years
There are some people you should never ask anything from, no matter how desperate you are.
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@skhuw
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3 years
Yey’nina I cooked
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@skhuw
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This year I’m coming out to my parents
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@skhuw
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5 years
Ungalihamba lonke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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4 years
At 21:21 tonight, it will be 21:21:21, 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
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@skhuw
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@skhuw
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6 years
Sometimes you really forget press “send” when replying to a text and uyofica umuntu ese actor engathi ufuna iSAFTA
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@skhuw
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2 years
Next year around this time, I will be living with my husband.
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@skhuw
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5 years
“Hi Daddy, I’m Beauty” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This entrance shook everyone
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@skhuw
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3 years
English yama nurse nayo ..🤣 siyathula phela ngoba sincenge amaphilisi singaze sife
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@skhuw
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4 years
You are becoming everything God wants you to be. You may not be where you want to be yet, but your seeds of greatness are still developing. Don’t devalue your journey or forget the purpose of the process.
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@skhuw
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4 years
Lmao 😂
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@skhuw
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3 years
By looking at yourself. Do you think someone has a crush on you?
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@skhuw
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4 years
Wait, did y’all see what happens when you hit the like button?🌈
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@skhuw
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@skhuw
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@MaBlerh “When two elephants fight, the game reserve will close” 😭😭 what was this? 😂😂😂
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@skhuw
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4 years
Not to brag, but I'm one of the nicest people you'd ever come across ..🥺
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@skhuw
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1 year
Ngicela nithi hooray ..🎈❤️🥳
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@skhuw
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3 years
Nothing slaps as hard as “May God bless you mtanami” from umuntu omdala
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@skhuw
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3 years
In the end, we all just want someone that chooses us over everyone else, under any circumstances.
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3 years
I am not going outside until the temperature reaches my age 😭
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@skhuw
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2 years
So two weeks ago at Liquid Blue, your fave was like “Hi Skhu, it’s so lovely to finally meet you, I know we don’t follow each other but you always pop up on my TL” Last Saturday, the same fave yenu said “Hi, you look very familiar” I hate geighs 😭😭
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@skhuw
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4 years
Not me dancing with my nephew, and out of the blue he says “kodwa wena Malume udansa njenge ntombazane” ...did I not just sit down with no come back? 😭😭😭 someone book me a bus ticket to Jwansbege
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@skhuw
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5 years
@GLAMOUR_sa What in the Poppy Ntshongwana?
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@skhuw
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4 years
I honestly don’t know who was I trying to fool saying I’m on a break till January ..😭😭😭 ASIPHUZENI 🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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2 years
My mother has been fighting lung TB since October 2021 and seeing her recovering makes me happy. Girl is on her 3rd meal for the day, haven’t seen eat like since last year. She’s picking up weight again ❤️ ..Kodwa uqeda igrosa ke 🤣
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@skhuw
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4 years
Good morning, Today is my birthday, I am now 34 🙌🏾🙏🏾
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@skhuw
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5 years
I know it’s Tuesday morning but Savanna 6 x 500ml is R100 at Checkers Liquor
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@skhuw
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4 years
Guys the stock stock has arrived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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2 years
@TomiRikhotso Sdumo was paying R57 for a room, sbwl 😭
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@skhuw
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3 years
Mjolo needs money from both parties, ngeke omunye umntwana akuphe imali wena uthi “I love you so much” everyday ayi fokof
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@skhuw
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3 years
We begin this day in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen
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@skhuw
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3 years
Remember to pray for your partner before you sleep. If you are single, pray for the country.
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@skhuw
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4 years
Good morning LGBTIQ+ community ❤️
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@skhuw
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4 years
We owe our parents an apology for not believing them when they said, they don't have money even on payday ..😭
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@skhuw
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5 years
We can’t be friends if you don’t know this scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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4 years
How do you guys leave the kitchen and walk straight to your bedroom leaving dirty dishes behind?
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@skhuw
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8 months
Ngomgqibelo which is?
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@skhuw
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6 years
😂 I’mma start hopping like this too, Ruth Cele was life 😭🔥❤️😍
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@skhuw
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3 years
Never mock a pain you have not experienced ..
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@skhuw
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2 years
“I’m going to have a drink now because ngiyagowa.” Moneoa 😭
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@skhuw
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4 years
Y’all added music on that Dladla Mshunqisi video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 y’all are annoying shemmm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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3 years
@_SaneleZulu Wayengalivali ikhabethe mayethatha iGlass or into yokudlela 😭🤦🏾‍♂️
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@skhuw
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4 years
I’m worried about single people, are you guys okay?
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@skhuw
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4 years
Somebody stop me 😭😭😭😭
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@skhuw
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3 years
If you text him and he doesn’t text back, he was obviously excited that you texted and he fainted. It’s not as bad as it may seem.
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@skhuw
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3 years
To all the nice guys out there, do not change.
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@skhuw
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4 years
Congratulations to the gays who got engaged KwaMai Mai 🍾🥰
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@skhuw
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3 years
@MahlodiJR None… what happened to colour coordination? Why are denims not in one shelf? And the towels are everywhere and the jerseys? Yhuuuu ha.a do it right or don’t do it
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@skhuw
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3 years
Male cashiers must stop asking “wanna tap it or insert it” coz wow and they be looking deep in your eyes
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@skhuw
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5 years
Twitter people can we arrange a picnic yethu sonke?
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@skhuw
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When someone treats you like you’re just one of many options, help them narrow their choice by removing yourself from the equation. Sometimes you have to try not to care, no matter how much you do. Sometimes you can mean almost nothing to someone who means so much to you.
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@skhuw
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2 years
@Sithelosenkosi Ayiyimbi 😭😭😭
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@skhuw
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5 years
Public Announcement 6 X 500ml @SavannaCider is R99 at Pick n Pay. Ends: 08 December
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@skhuw
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3 years
We laid my father to rest today, thank you all for the kind comforting words ..🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@skhuw
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2 years
Dear me, I know you are scared, but you can handle this. Love me ..😊
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@skhuw
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2 years
Bongani Fassie is part of I Blew It season 5 😳
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@skhuw
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11 months
NgiseTaxin ngilokhu ngithi "Haaa" eWindin ngibhala igama lakhe ..😫
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@skhuw
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8 months
The picnic was a success and it’s all thanks to you guys for showing up 🥹🙏🏾 Thank you for all of the love and the loyalty. Thank you for allowing me to be your host for the day ❤️ I can’t wait for us to do this again in September 🤸🏽‍♂️🥳
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@skhuw
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3 years
@shorty_staa “i love the whole wo’R’ld” 😭
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@skhuw
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3 years
We were never this single on MXIT & BBM ..😭
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@skhuw
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5 years
Y’all better listen to this 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
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@skhuw
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4 years
Congratulations to the LGBTI couple who got married on Saturday at 58 on Albany 🍾
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@skhuw
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6 years
@NguLethu Ushoda nge blender uqedele ukwenza iSmoothie
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@skhuw
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6 years
Lmao Wendy Williams 🤣🤣🤣
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@skhuw
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4 years
A man whose ticks don’t turn blue 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@skhuw
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3 years
I don’t have a lot of friends and I’m okay with that ..🌚
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@skhuw
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10 months
We now have a DJ at the Mai ..🔥🔥
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@skhuw
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10 months
Guys please don’t drink the money you are supposed to borrow us next week.
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@skhuw
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4 years
My prayers go out for everyone struggling secretly with things they can't discuss with anybody 🙏
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@skhuw
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5 years
@_Teegan_ Ubunja ke lobo, thina sofika sekusele Automn Harvest kuphela
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