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@skeboih
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no i dont love my haters actually
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Joined January 2018
me vs urge to post these pics everywhere (im losing Hardcore)
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just ordered a fish patty at the krusty krab tell me why tf this bitch cook looking at me like this for
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if i dont get an A+ for english im going to seriously kill myseld.
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Gen-Z are soo annoying. Like you guys boleh mati je la kot. Every little things nak make an issue. And with your pronouns getting more and more ridiculous.
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i will exfoliate my lips, put a lip mask on and balm while putting my best, softest and amazingly scented lip oil then paint my lips the most expensive lipstick just to give him the softest lightest kiss on his balls.
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the reason why ppl get caught making edibles is because its always so obvious, cookies brownies yadda yadda yadda. u guys should embrace malaysian Culture and make KARIPAP and MURUKU and KUIH edibles fuck yeah.
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tracker said the next bus will come in 47 mins so i booked a grab instead AND GUESS WHICH JANKY ASS BITCH DECIDED TO SHOW UP RIGHT NEXT TO ME
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idk everytime i go to watsons and i see someones bf holding 172662 things while the girl picks stuff out i do an internal head nod. like chivalry isnt dead omg. .
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i need to kiss u so bad bro like you dont even understand dude i need ur lips on mine my guy i need u to hold me in ur arms man.
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i will ace bm. i am like pit bull mr worldwide. i am like the one guy who sang dont mind where he says hello in every language. i am the bilingual master.
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no cos if i was in the US and i tried five guys i would do the same.
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bm oral examiners dont have shit on me now, baby im speaking like royalty ‼️.
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just a reminder you can mute the phrase spm/results/spm2021.
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sorry our generation is trying to be more inclusive than yours lol.
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THE VOICE ACTRESS FOR YING IN BOBOIBOY USED THE #tetapbangga #proudlagi #selalubangga SHES PRO LGBTQ+ YALL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO.
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gigit kang kinda sounds like a whitewashed korean abg name.
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how do you get your cats to be so calm man please im desperate.
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everyone after spm romancing. is this because we actually are meeting people outside our circle. .
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i know ive posted the cropped vers before still think this is one of the slayest photo ive taken of myself in a while
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what do you mean doakan yang terbaik brother YOU are in charge of our results.
Buat anak-anak #SPM2021, inilah jawapan untuk pertanyaan tentang keputusan SPM anda. Pak cik doakan yang terbaik untuk anak-anak semua. #DRJ.#SekolahkuSEJAHTERA
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theres no jantina ketiga. or kedua or pertama in fact. gender is a spectrum so youre not able to count how many genders there really are.
MALAYSIA TOLAK JANTINA KETIGA, TIDAK IKTIRAF LGBT – @drzul_albakri.Malaysia tidak akan berganjak dengan pendirian tidak mengiktiraf golongan Lesbian, Gay, Biseksual dan Transgender (LGBT). @beritaalhijrah.
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sum ppl in the qrts calling spm candidates ‘generasi manja’. how about i give you a good kick in the face , how about that.
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cina nerd boys in my classes who put on a british accent everytime they want to speak like you are from puchong be serious.
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the amount of ‘worth all those sleepless nights’ tweets i see when posting their spm results are a little concerning im not gonna lie.
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because u R ugly , end of story.
Kenapa section lelaki ni ade makeup? Kenapa lelaki perlu makeup? Hygiene yes but makeup untuk ape? Nak jadi pondan ke? Yang paling tak faham kenapa nak ade lip gloss warna nude pink untuk lelaki?
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WHY do you hate kids having fun.
1. A public university in Kuala Nerus was fined RM25,000 for organising a concert without permission, says Kuala Terengganu mayor Rosli Latif. According to BH, the university will also face action under Terengganu’s Syariah Criminal Offences Enactment.
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accounts fellas be like imbanging this imbangan that like damn bang some bitches will you.
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the paper really asked us to roleplay mel’s manipulative parents ayoooooo.
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is it just me or is the ‘04 batch not rly caring about pt3?? are we okay folks??
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MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING BITCHES its like i dont even know them anymore😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢.
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this is what ed sheeran was talking about.
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are you fucking insane shes 17.
2. The 17-year-old girl suffered internal injuries in the incident at 1:26pm on Nov 16 and was rushed to a hospital by ambulance. Police are investigating the case under Section 309 of the Penal Code, which carries a maximum jail term of one year, a fine or both upon conviction.
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i need to hug someone for one hour straight or im going to die please dont let me die.
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i still dont understand why they call it a blowjob if youre doing the opposite of blowing.
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you are literally being mad over progression and new things like age is getting to your head bro.
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if i ever date a man they cant be afraid of wearing shorts above the knee in public!!! i need a slut!!.
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i forgot to mention this but the other day a bird just randomly flew down and sat on our bonnet for a solid 3 minutes even when the car was moving
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this is the driect effect of artists skipping malaysia because now none of them know how concerts work 😭😭😭.
This is what happen when you purchase FREE STANDING ZONE. So untuk dapat view depan you kena beratur awal or else kena berebut dengan orang lain. Unless you purchase the one with seated. Have fun Malaysian !.
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what the fuck is a cathode ray tube 😭 it looks like something gru would invent to steal the moon.
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and FUCK everyone getting 4As+ with NOT A SINGLE D for their spm trials saying “wait for my glow up 🥺”.
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listened to 5 seconds of this and suddenly i feel like a barbie princess.
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how do you tell someone that you understand 0% of an entire syllabus.
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adding to this. i remember when we were having online classes and the teacher were expressing how tiring and depressing teaching online was and how we werent the only ones feeling like that. but even after that they still expected us to do as well as previous batches?+.
oh so when it comes to adults complaining they r exhausted is valid but when high school students complaining they r draining?.
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the designated area IS the canteen u stupid fucko cunt.
1. PAS ulama wing has criticized Education Minister Fadhlina Sidek for sparking an unnecessary debate by keeping school canteens open during Ramadan. Its leader Ahmad Yahaya suggests non-Muslim students use designated areas for consuming their own food and drinks.
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reminder that the word ‘thrift’ in a lot of curated ‘thrift’ shops can be replaced with the phrase ‘second hand’ to be more accurate.
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