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that one biflexual nigga who don't play about bbws or Carti • I tweet the dumb shit I think of • Multifandom • I ❤️ blk women • alt: @iheartfathuzz • #ManUtd •

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@KptnKewl
August
9 days
pinned until Carti drops the album
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@KptnKewl
August
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Did any of these things ACTUALLY happened at y’all’s schools I’m trying to see something
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@KptnKewl
August
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it pisses me the fuck off that some of you niggas are born with the god given ability to sketch, to draw, to animate, and you use that ability to draw people FARTING AND SHITTING
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@KptnKewl
August
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Trying to goon on r34 but 95% of the results are ai art
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Y'all ever look at an art style and just KNOW the artist draws fucked up porn?.
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@KptnKewl
August
11 days
nigga lying that shit don’t even exist
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this was the peak of modern animation, and nothing I've watched since has surpassed it
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@KptnKewl
August
11 days
the joke is porn 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣.
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spent my whole day on this
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
no way y'all gave 60k likes to a transphobe
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Earth belongs to HUMANS. I hope the CIA KIDNAPS you and vivisects you (without anaesthesia) to learn how to PAINFULLY and EFFICIENTLY EXTERMINATE your DISGUSTING, GREEN SPACE-GOBLIN RACE.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
This has been sending me for fucking hour😭
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Fuck you nigga, here’s 3 full episodes of Family Guy
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Magneto: It's over Xavier, you stand no chance against my brotherhood of muta-. Xavier:
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
boykisser pfps for some reason
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
my finest work
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
I hate porn addicts dawg.
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I don’t remember this part 😳
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Y’all saying this is cruel have clearly never experienced a roach infestation, that shit traumatised me man, then niggas deserve it.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Seriously tho what was Miguel’s problem?
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@KptnKewl
August
12 days
@cleyyreloaded I can’t lie I’m not letting that slide, there have to be repercussions
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@KptnKewl
August
12 days
@yokozoid That sounds terrible yaoibuttsex300.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
creative my ass, that nigga stole it from thugaboo
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
HOLY SHIT ITS THE SAME NIGGA THAT MADE THIS
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@KptnKewl
August
12 days
@willdasquidmane You too huh😔
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August
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@CS11__ he's their REAL leader
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
HE’S NOT A GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
This the shit he’s talking about btw
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The Boys comic is better than most Marvel and DC comics
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@KptnKewl
August
12 days
@W1nt3rL4ce sorry I know I’m not over 18 but can you elaborate please 😭
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August
2 years
@oddyynuph @Dexerto Have some respect man, if you don’t like felix that’s fine, but you can’t clown on his dog dying.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
It’s simple really. British people are naturally evil, it’s a known fact
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Knowing where this comes from makes it even funnier😭😭
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I love this image so much.
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@KptnKewl
August
13 days
Had to throw the owl house under the bus but this was an easy as lay up that would be too stupid to pass up
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
This movie treated being tall like coming out gay in the 40s
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@frosteeflake I got something warm for him
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@KptnKewl
August
13 days
@Le_Unorthodox Doing this with a Luz pfp
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Who’s worse?
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@DiscussingFilm I'm there day one
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@Akaruise @tragicbirdapp ‘As a black person myself’
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
This is crazy
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
@Nibl3t_ COOK UP NIGGA, BECOME MY MUTUAL
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@uxiedust Nah this has to be some next level scripting, there’s no way Nigga was really doing all that.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@THELIFE0FTRIBE Basically
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
"but it pays the bills" GET A REAL JOB LIKE DRAWING MIRKO OILED UP OR SOMETHING.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@WakamoParody THE WHAT?.
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
LMAO and this nigga racist too, personally i'd never let myself be caught agreeing with this nigga but maybe i have too much self respect
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@KptnKewl
August
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@Generalkenobi47 niggas acting like i'm the weird one for having basic empathy
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
white queers at the SLIGHTEST provocation from a POC
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@KptnKewl
August
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@GoonRizzumaki Holy shit thank you Goonaruto can we be oomfs😭🙏🏾.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Just watched GOTG3 and I can safely say that Mantis is the baddest bitch in the galaxy
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@CartoonsGood They’ll probably make it for like the anniversary of Infinity war or something.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@russianbarbii Yeah that’s true, I’m 6’8 btw haha.
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@KptnKewl
August
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@GoonRizzumaki I’m here for you Goonaruto
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Why can’t all white people just be like this guy
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@KptnKewl
August
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@vampooze oomf banger
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
They took his kids, now he’s out for blood
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@zrz334
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Ladies and gentlemen, we fucking won
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@USARice00 Yeah, it’s ass😭.
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
@DatChaosGuy nigga you are NOT Namor.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Some of the Breaking Bad clips are made even funnier with the fact I haven’t seen the show, like what did he see for him to react like this??😭
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@WeLoveYouYassin Bro, it’s just unnecessary edginess that was added for shock value.
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
@funnyhoodvidss Like my fault I grew up and don’t find homophobia funny anymore 😭.
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@KptnKewl
August
1 month
@ItsMarsMews transphobe, racist AND zionist, you would NEVER catch me ANYWHERE with that nigga
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
how long y'all think this movie got till people start to switch up?
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Just notice that he’s wearing a hoodie and not a polo shirt
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@tsubasacel Holy shit man, I’m shaking in my boots
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@MrAtom04 its Charles that giving Magneto testicular torsion with his telekinesis, but Magneto could 100% do this against Colossus.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@DelusionPosting white women at the mere mention of Johnny Depp
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
What’s a piece of media that you have consumed that you think is just the absolute definition of dogshit?
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@KptnKewl
August
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hit tweet follow me, also listen to this
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
This nigga deserved everything that happened to him
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@KptnKewl
August
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That shit was fucking TRASH #abysmalgoons
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@uxiedust bro had a whole character arc
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
Why y’all acting like total drama didn’t have a character that was a literal human fart joke
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@lit2_2
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The new Total Drama reboot got a whole episode where everyone be ripping ass. It’s also the only Ep where the women rip ass so here’s a shorten comp. 🙏👌
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@KptnKewl
August
10 days
checked again since niggas said I was tripping, it’s CAULIFLA they got on there NOT Kefla, no wonder I didn’t find shit
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2 years
@ExtremeBlitz__ Me who has adult content restricted
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August
2 years
@DelusionPosting ZIGGERS!
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August
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@sillyclown190 Reddit screenshots bro the banger hunting has gotten BAD😭.
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
@ComicLoverMari Teen Titans may not be the best, but Teen Titans Go to the movies is an actual masterpiece
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August
2 years
@homeofdcu it says a lot about a nigga when he doesn't Shazam in a BLACK ADAM movie 🤦🏾.
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August
2 years
@THELIFE0FTRIBE and then there's gonna be the weird niggas who'll think its the funniest shit ever.
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2 years
@ComicLoverMari She's Hot
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@KptnKewl
August
2 years
If Ice Spice didn't have a fat ass she wouldn't be popular
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August
2 years
what if he shows up in beyond the spider-verse?
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August
1 month
99.99% of twitter porn artists for some reason
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August
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no way it worked LMAO
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August
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Banking off lame niggas irrational hate of the owl house and Disney TVA for a hit tweet
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2 years
@sugarsmorecake Am I missing something or is that just a pancake.
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August
1 month
105k y'all niggas SUCK😭.
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@KptnKewl
August
12 days
music for annoying losers with no future job prospects
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August
2 years
@I_LoveYouYassin you should have kept this one to yourself boss man
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August
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@ComicLoverMari Like, it’s literally stated in one of the first few volumes that he’s really good and drawing female characters, but he can’t write them well.
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August
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE That cut was terrifying😭
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2 years
@krembeni W Rizz? No longer Femcel?
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August
2 years
Under no circumstances must this nigga get involved with this
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Live action Miles Morales Spider-Man film is in the works
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August
2 years
@kirawontmiss This E-girl shit has over stayed its welcome
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August
2 years
@RedLightning420 Alex Morgan.Sam Kerr.Marta.Asasit Oshoala.Alexis Putellas. Not hard, ya'll niggas just don't know ball
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@krembeni Bae so silly
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