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I asked my 10 year old son who he wants to win the World Cup this year. And he asked me which country produces the most ethically sourced quinoa. So so proud I nearly choked on my elderflower tea.
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Mixed news on the Les Dennis front for me today. He kindly popped round, did my washing for me then popped it on hangers above the radiator so it would be nice and dry, but he also ransacked my Quality Streets leaving me only with toffee pennies and them shit coconut things.
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@sportbible
@FulhamFC
I miss the days where footballers drank 8 pints then went out shagging.
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Liam Moore out and Tom Ince in is the best bit of business I’ve seen since Mandela Court accidentally sold me an 8th for a fiver.
#readingfc
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@letsgoooobabyy
@_lknighty
@SpecialKBrook
It ain’t the fact he’s doing gear, it’s the fact one of his ‘mates’ let the video out.
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Wales international Charlie Savage doesn’t start for
#ReadingFC
. Cameroon international Ben Elliott doesn’t start for Reading. Real Madrid target Caylan Vickers doesn’t start for Reading. Ruben Selles ladies and gentlemen.
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Welcome to Reading FC Michael Morrison. Looks like a loon.
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Ossie’s year 7 PE homework - to recreate an iconic sporting moment. He went for
@JohnSwift8
’S absolute belter versus QPR.
#readingfc
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@stopthatfooty
@nocontextfooty
Are we being serious here? Lazy attempts to tackle him in midfield before he miscontrols twice and is easily tackled in the box. But yeah, stop that Messi
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#ReadingFC
Not out on the piss tonight - so humour me with your series of
#IfDaiYongge
pics. I’ll start:
#IfDaiYongge
was a bus driver…..
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@winkveron
@Onthekhazi
@scroogio
@_DHOTYA
I have been to a party with Neil and can confirm he is no fun whatsoever
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@SeeMack_ie
@philipnolan1
I passed this on to my son. After showing a wave of emotion through contemporary dance, he asked if it was black or green kombucha. I asked him if he wanted to ask you himself but he won’t use an iphone until they’re more organically mass produced.
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Blackpool (a), Keele Services, swarming with Reading FC, 90% firm.
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@githii
@1000waystod1e
Guy on the platform pulling her back as she’s about to successfully climb on messed it all up for her!
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Subs threatened to ruin it today. Can’t think what the point of McIntyre coming on at LB was. Suddenly they were a threat down the right. Hutch as well. Maybe tired legs. Bindon and Abbey undroppable after those clean sheets.
#ReadingFC
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@ArielX001
@dj__error
@InsideASCIF
Plus he never ‘blacked up’. He simply wore a yellow trackie and bandana. If you think that’s blacking you you got some serious stereotyping issues dude!! 😂😂😂
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Hearing Oxford have been out in numbers today drinking Earl Grey tea and reading first edition books. Stay safe
#ReadingFC
supporters. That Undercover Market Firm are a piece of work
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Ruben Selles and his own brand of anti football did this. He’s got us playing zero football and we SHOULD be able to see something coming by now.
#SellesOut
#ReadingFC
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@havingalaugh
AND IF TURNER CAME IN MY KITCHEN AND STARTED SOFTLY SINGING ANYTHING OFF THE THIRD ALBUM ONWARDS, IN MY GOOD LADY’S EAR, WHILST SHE’S UP TO HER ELBOWS IN FAIRY WASHING UP LIQUID, I SHOULD SHOUT ‘OI TURNER, NOOOOO!’ AND I’D GIVE HIM A SLAP
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We have to get this game against Burton abandoned on Saturday right? Pitch invasion in the 16th minute representing the 16 points taken off us. Maximum disruption = maximum coverage and exposure
#ReadingFC
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Purple Turtle kit for
#ReadingFC
tomorrow you’d think? Both the other kits will be too clashy I would imagine.
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No word of a lie here: Ask me a year ago what my fave cup to drink tea out of. And it woulda been a china mug. These past 12 months I’ve really enjoyed my massive Sports Direct mug and that’s taken over big time. Coincidence?
#ReadingFC
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I do wanna shout out one little positive from last night. Jahmari Clarke came off the bench and after a couple of heavy touches, looked like he started to settle a bit, bearing in mind he only got 20 mins (WHY!?). He showed some electric pace and looks a beast.
#readingfc
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@RFCAcademy
@ReadingFC
@WBA
Good to see the Trialist brothers getting a run out together. Proud moment for Mr and Mrs Trialist.
#readingfc
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#ReadingFC
just heard someone managed to get a couple tickets for Friday in a home stand. Just google an address down that way, register and Bob’s your uncle - you’ll be emailed a ticket!
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Seems
#readingfc
transfer target John O’Shea has been prolific in town today. Clearly still very hungry
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Burnley crying about the
#ReadingFC
Twitter account after we came them such a gracious welcome at the turnstiles. The mind boggles.
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I hear that
@BarnsleyFC
are going to give us a guard of honour when the teams walk out on Saturday, following our 2-0 win at Derby.
#readingfc
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So the ‘Reading’ way is dead. The club has lost its identity and spirit it worked so hard to establish under Madejski. We no longer communicate with the fans. We no longer do things with morals and principles. Absolute rubbish. What has changed is the environment we now live in.
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Strong Riquelme vibes from this Walcott deal. In fact nailed on Bournemouth will sign him after we have him at Bearwood for 4 months trying to get it ratified by the EFL.
#ReadingFC
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Next season is
#Readingfc
17th consecutive season playing in tier 2 or higher. For 131 years previous we were predominantly a 3rd/4th tier club. If you’re 20 or under you probably don’t remember seeing us play lower than we are now. Consider yourself lucky rather than entitled.
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Let’s look on the bright side. At least our owner isn’t a money laundering fraudster with a track record of killing football clubs. Thanks
@EFL
for sanctioning such a stand up guy.
#ReadingFC
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@JakeW2311
If you went on 6 dates with a bird, 4 were shit and 2 were OK, would you keep seeing her? 6
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@mrdanwalker
I think all you celebs who are crying over your blue tick just need a crybaby emoji in your name. Then we’ll know you’re crying over losing your tick and you won’t have to bore us with a tweet about it.
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@OldRoyalsStuff
He’s our Polish international
He’s our Polish international
He’s our Polish international
Dariusz W-Dove-Check
Dariusz W-Dove-Check
Dariusz W-Dove-Check
Dariusz W-Dove-Check
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Driving through London listening to this beaut by
@UB40OFFICIAL
and a black cab driver leans out his window and shouts: They don’t make em like this anymore!’ and chucks me a big smiley thumbs up👍
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Puskas brilliant for Romania tonight. 1 assist and almost scored but for a worldy save from Kepa.
#readingfc
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@ReadingFC
@PurpleTurtleRdg
Heard a rumour Linvoy Primus will be there reciting passages from the bible whilst swinging kettle bells from his considerably sized old chap. Don’t shoot the messenger.
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@harry_beardsley
Great story - new job will obvs happen - and new job day 1 might need some support - breaking out of a pattern to get in to a new one can be really challenging and scary. Moral support available here if needed. Ps. Don’t fancy yellows on that table much.
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Did
@SkyFootball
just play a sound effect when Nathan Ake fake punched Callum Wilson? Sound like it on the actual telly!
@SoccerAM
#BOUTOT
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@ReadingFC
@LutonTown
With such ownership and corruption issues across football right now, ‘undisclosed fees’ should be banned. Make it transparent. There’s no good reason for hiding how much you’ve paid or received for a player.
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Interestingly the emoji he’s used here is the exact sam face I pull when he’s defending
#ReadingFC
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#ReadingFC
Driving to Port Vale on Saturday. M42 is closed Junction 6 to 7A both ways though. Anyone else driving and what’s your plans to avoid the M42 please?
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Joao on of the highest rated strikers in the league.
Cassadei highly rated by Chelsea (Ince signing).
Azeez (Ince/Bowen new contract, pointless signing).
Moore - talked up by Ince as quality.
Mbengue - Ince signing
Clueless prick.
#ReadingFC
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Tupperware full of sausage rolls, sarnies & scotch eggs for the drive to Blackpool. Last time I was there for first game of the season we got promoted. Excited like a little boy for a season I feel could be incredibly disappointing, but this club’s in my veins
#ReadingFC
💉 💉💉
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Not sure a winding up order fits the bill at
#readingfc
- assuming that thing posted in here is real. Clubs survive loads of these - I feel Reading will pay their debt. Most clubs can’t afford to hence why they go bust or get several more orders.
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Right bored. Let’s have a Hobnob Anyone trip down memory lane. What were your usernames, who was your fave Nobber, what was the funniest thread and who pssed you off the most on there. Surrey Royal turning up to meet muppet at the Town Hall really stays in my mind!
#ReadingFC
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Serious question. When the fixtures come out this summer, you getting more excited looking at the league one away games than the Championship ones? Genuinely can’t think of one away game I fancy in the champ next year. Maybe Everton at a push. F cuk the Championship.
#ReadingFC
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We simply cannot just whimper out on this. It’s gone too far already. On the pitch vs Burton. 16th minute. Game abandoned.
#SellBeforeWeDai
has become time for us to
#DoOrDai
#ReadingFC
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When I hear talk of Reading being interested in players nowadays, I kinda feel like their approach is similar to me saying I need to lose 5 stone by next Summer. Would be nice but let’s face it it ain’t gonna happen.
#readingfc
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Dear
@PaulClement1972
- I have the same pictures of you that Aluko and
@Chrisgunter16
have. If you play them tomorrow I’ll release them to the local rag.
#ReadingFC
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So actually really happy for Azeez tonight. His celebration showed genuine relief and joy and for that I guess I feel for the lad. Good win, hopefully a bit of momentum now.
#ReadingFC
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Classy from
@ReadingFC
to play
#readingfc
supporters
@NobodiesBday
song She's The World at half time.
@charles_watts
@willow1871
rt please?
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#ReadingFC
To be clear - bottom 3 in league one is NOT the time/place to be finding out if a manager with no track record at all - is good enough to turn around his INCREDIBLY poor start to the season. An experienced manager with tried and tested processes in the EFL is needed
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I respect those supporters booing us off the pitch today. They wanted to watch football, so when the 12 year olds in 1871 started telling them they don’t support the club, that was frustrating. Also respect the Vale supporters being pissed off
#ReadingFC
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Let’s bring some beef with random clubs in to this. This shouldn’t be happening to
#ReadingFC
when there’s clubs like ………… out there
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A lot of negative imagery surrounding our London landmarks. Thought it might be nice to share an image of one of them being enjoyed and respected as it should be. I’m neither left or right wing. Just grateful to live in a time and a place so accepting of others.
#Churchill
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No problem with the Dellor/Hutch interview at all. Awful time for an interview & his ego got out a bit - apart from that he’s calling it like it is. I dislike him as a player - but he’s honest and a little insightful at least. Unlike everyone’s new bum chum Bowen.
#ReadingFC
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Got served a beer at record speed. Asked the bloke if his nickname was Linford Christie. Not sure he’s EVER heard of him. Shoulda said Usain Bolt
#ReadingFC
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Watched 8 seconds of the Monlouis showreel and I’m convinced he’s the next Matthew Upson
#ReadingFC
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@PictonPedro
But but but they did scare 11 old ladies and their Tupperware lunch boxes out the West Stand. I mean, taking the West Stand is like parking in a disabled bay in an empty car park on a Sunday night. But they enjoyed it bless ‘em
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@pbroadway55
@Sandford_Police
He elegantly popped up on to the bonnet at 1mph then lay on the floor for hours like a premier league footballer trying to get someone sent off.
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Surprise number two: In front of everyone, Madjeski will build a waxwork of our other big signing from Barnet, Lee Hodges, on the back of a baby elephant whose balancing on a surf board. What we lack in HMRC diligence we make up for in style, elegance and panache.
#ReadingFC
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