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@KrisPoB

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Founder @coppafeelpeople / Sunday Times best selling memoir/ LIVING WITH stage 4 breast cancer since '09 / Glittering a turd podcast host / identical twin

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3 years
Fly, book, FLY!
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4 years
ELEVEN years with stage 4 metastatic “terminal” breast cancer. Statistics, stick that in ya pipe and smoke it. Today thousands more will hear “you have cancer”. Please share this so that some hope can reach them. Believe you me I could have done with that 11 years ago today. RT❤️
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5 years
Hi my name is Kris and MY LIVER TUMOURS HAVE SHRUNK.
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9 years since I was told I have stage 4 breast cancer. At time I was told I stood a 1/15000 chance of being diagnosed at 23. I then learnt I had a 1/10 chance of surviving beyond 5 years since it was diagnosed so late. Conclusion: beating the odds is my thing....
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5 years
TEN YEAS AGO TODAY I was diagnosed with stage 4, incurable, secondary, metastatic breast cancer and I AM NOT DEAD. In fact I have never felt so un-dead. Please watch this amazing video my pal made. I’m overwhelmed already and it’s only 9.20am.
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In the ten years since our founder @krispob was diagnosed with breast cancer, she's become a bit of a pro at making each day great, in some kind of way. So because today's her #cancerversary , we thought we'd share some tips.
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At hospital. Just saw a nurse visibly very upset and having a moment to herself. Who knows what’s making her upset, something from home or work? But it got me thinking MAN they do an incredible job. Nurse lady, I hope you’re ok.
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To whoever needs to read this: i was told I had incurable breast cancer at the age of 23. I didn’t know if I would survive the treatment let alone the disease. I also didn’t know how to get my head around a 2-3 year average survival time. Anyway, that was 14 years ago today…
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
And once more I can breathe again. Body scan shows further liver tumour shrinkage and no new cancer. Well done clever body. 💪🏼
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5 years
Brain scan results are in: happy to say that for the first time in 12 months I have NO NEW LESIONS and all the previously treated ones (thanks to @willkin111 and his team @QSRC ) have shrunk. Happy happy REALLY BLOODY HAPPY. #livingwithcancer
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5 years
I’ve actually just written a piece about how, in February, I get to celebrate ELEVEN years with so-called terminal cancer. It took me writing it to make me realise how WILD that is. Grateful. So fucking grateful.
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5 years
My favourite colour is a light shade of grey. Left scan is my liver in November. Right scan is my liver last month. I’ve circled the cancer. This is just one spot of quite a few that have now gone. One naughty spot still remains. Well done clever body.
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5 years
By this point last year they’d discovered a total of 54 tiny brain tumours which had to be treated throughout the year. I’ve now not had any new active cancer in my brain for a whole year! I love my clever body and my clever brain and my medical team and my gut instincts v much!
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5 years
I need the NHS. I’m dead without it. This was me last year having just had over 20 brain tumours zapped and then a liver biopsy to see what drugs might halt the growth of breast cancer in my body. The NHS kept me alive. I’m denied a vote tomorrow because of my German passport...
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5 years
Guess who just got a call from the brain clinic to say her brain tumours are still stable and as dead as a dead thing and that there’s no new active disease? THIS GUY. @ F.U.C.K.....!!!!!"!"""""!!!!!!
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5 years
It’s a full house on good scan results. CT body also shows tumour shrinkage in liver. I got the news via email from my oncologist. I asked for this and I think it massively helped with my anxiety. I’m lucky I have a great team. I’m lucky just in general too. And life continues...
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7 years
G O O D S C A N R E S U L T S 🎉
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Kris Hallenga
4 years
WASH YOUR BLOODY HANDS AND STOP GOING TO THE PUB YOU SELFISH IMBECILES. Best wishes, Everyone having chemo.
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6 years
You need to go for your smear test. It’s not fun but then neither is brushing your teeth, having a poo, doing the laundry, cleaning out the cat litter, cleaning out the guinea pig cage (man I used to hate doing that) but we have to do these things so suck it up!
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5 years
Postman who watches me very slowly get off the sofa to reach the door: you really didn’t want to get up did you Me: yeah just not feeling too well Postman: got that coldy flu thing that’s going around? Me: no, cancer actually Postman:
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Kris Hallenga
4 years
If our girl @MrsGiFletcher can jump on a trampoline dressed as Harold Bishop and not wet herself (after 3 kids) she can just about do anything! BRING ON THE TRIALS! #ImACeleb #giovanna #queenGi
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4 years
I hate to say this because, well, it’s all a bit of a head f*ck right now innit but, ummm, cancer hasn’t gone in to isolation and so I still need you all to check your boobs and know your body as normal, ok? @CoppaFeelPeople are here as normal ❤️
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Kris Hallenga
7 years
Today is a day of good news. My brain scan was officially clear 💪🏼🤘🏻 #livingwithcancer
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Kris Hallenga
6 years
For the last two nights I’ve dreamt that both my oncologist and my brain doctor told me I was NED (no evidence of disease). Please let this be a sign! 🙏🏼
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4 years
Make that 11 PLUS THIS NEWS: scans show complete stability in brain, liver and bones and no new disease anywhere else. And breathe. And onwards.
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4 years
Make that 11
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5 years
I literally can’t explain that elation you feel when you get good scan results. It literally trumps EVERYTHING. Like I’m floating. Tripping. Better than any drug the cool kids take I tell ya...
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Kris Hallenga
6 years
And they say life is over with stage 4 cancer. Canada, it's wonderful to be back.
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3 years
Adrenalectomy went well FYI. Another ‘ectomy’ to add to my growing list…. #metastaticbreastcancer
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6 years
Sometimes I feel so overwhelmingly proud of my body and mind for getting through all this. I feel stronger than ever. It's hard work, but it pays off and I get to appreciate HEALTH so much more. We should never EVER take our health for granted.
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4 years
That feeling when you don’t have any more hospital appointments or scans for the year and you don’t have to think about cancer until NEXT YEAR.
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
He’s here! Almost one week old and already quite the legend. Who knew love could feel like this? Who knew women who push these things out of their bodies are so flipping AMAZING!? Auntie Kris is over the bloody moon 🌒
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SCANS. Twinny and I are having some interesting scan results of late. My oncologist showed me my liver scans recently which clearly show the disappearance of several tumours 🙌🏼. For Mar there was an addition of…
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7 years
The day of love... you know what I love? I love still being alive. This Sunday will be my 8️⃣th cancerversary - 8 years living with stage 4❤
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7 years
Birthdays are the best. Especially mine. 32 and counting...
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7 years
I've been given another 8 weeks break from any hospital visits aka cancer shit 🙌🏻
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Having cancer for so long is the biggest head fuck. I have felt all the emotions possible, and some days they hit me all at once. On Friday I was told my brain disease was stable and that there were no new tumours.…
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Kris Hallenga
8 years
I have never rooted for anything as much as I did for the iguana on #planetearth2
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5 years
😬😬😬😬😬 TWO YEARS IN THE MAKING AND WE’RE FINALLY HERE I COULD BURST!!!
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Introducing the Breast Cancer Awareness collection. A portion of proceeds from the capsule will go to @CoppaFeelPeople , a UK based organization raising awareness around early detection so that all breast cancers can be diagnosed early. Learn more at
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6 years
When will the media learn it's not ok to say such a thing? When will we ever change a cancer death announcement? Can we REALLY not come up with anything better? Saying Rachael lost…
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
Pink to make you all wink. Or not. Whatevs.
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
...this post is to anyone who thinks there’s no point in voting or they just don’t know who to vote for. PLEASE gift me your vote. Vote tactically and get the Tories out. Without the NHS, without your vote, I and so many others WILL suffer. Thank you 🙏🏼
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Kris Hallenga
6 years
Very very very happy to say that Lady hopped through my window an hour ago at 2am! She was very vocal about it, hungry and her little pads on her paws are sore and red. Oh how I wish I…
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Kris Hallenga
4 years
#TeamGi TEAM GI! @MrsGiFletcher for the winnnnnnn 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
You know when you fool everyone in to thinking you’ve convinced google to change their name to booble once a month, feel bad that you’ve fooled people (but duhhhh it was 1 April!), and then the day after google gets in touch? THAT. Watch this space...
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4 years
It’s always at this time of year that I reflect on just how long I’ve lived with cancer. In Feb I will officially have had cancer for a third of my life and that’s quite something. This time 12 years ago I had no idea I had a deadly disease and had been told the lump in my...
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3 years
Very sad news about Sarah Harding. I’m not sure we needed another reminder that life is so short and that breast cancer can and does affect younger people. Her diagnosis, like mine, should not have been so late.
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6 years
Think I'm gonna get goosebumps writing this. Here is a Facebook message I sent my boyfriend 10 years ago today, after I had been to see the GP with my lumpy boob. My words were as flippant…
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4 years
When my oncologist says it’s a “scary time” it is, officially, a scary time. My heart goes out to everyone having to make some of the hardest, most unimaginable decisions right now. Love to the cancer fam! ❤️
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5 years
I did it and I will never be able to jump like this again. My whole body has disowned me. But I did it.
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7 years
I swear in Hawaii I forgot I had cancer. I wish that feeling could last.
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6 years
Lucky to live here. Lucky to have eyes to see this view. Lucky to have a calm mind to appreciate it. ✨
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4 years
Make Gi the queen already. Absolutely bossed that! #teamgi #imaceleb @MrsGiFletcher
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
It drives me so mad when I see or read negative comments about charity staff pay. Charity staff should get the same pay as the rest of the world, they are doing an important job, with very few benefits other than making the world a better place.
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7 years
Hard to explain that sense of relief. Every 3 months same rollercoaster. Exhausting. But onwards! Body, I salute you! #livingwithcancer
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5 years
19.02.19 isn’t only my 10 year cancerversary but also “remind yourself why being alive is so great” day - catchy, I know. Team boobs get the day off to do just that and I am giving you permission to do the same (your boss is totes cool with it)...
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6 years
A dip in the sea to celebrate turning 33. GO ME.
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6 years
Just got myself so confused trying to work out how many Christmasses I’ve had with cancer. Turns out this is my 10th. A jolly big CHEERS to that (non alcoholic though for me ta)
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Kris Hallenga
4 years
Super brave of @SarahNHarding to share her secondary breast cancer news with the world today as no doubt it’s been overwhelming since. Obviously hoping she is doing ok. I’ll be on @BBCBreakfast tomorrow to talk about my experience of SBC over the last 11 years.
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Kris Hallenga
4 years
So in the spirit of sharing my story to help others, I’ve taken it one step further. I’M WRITING A BOOK. Writing that makes me feel sick but it’s time. And I’m excited. And I need you to help make it happen, please:
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6 years
On this #InternationalNursesDay i am of course thinking about all the nurses who have hauled my ass through these past 9.5 years of cancer. Thanks to those who go above and beyond, day and night, and still show up and be their best selves to their own families 💜
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
Chasing payments for talks I did MONTHS ago is actually a joke. It was pretty clear during my talk that time is of the essence...just because I have cancer and started a charity does not mean I work for free!
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Kris Hallenga
6 years
I've said it before and I will say it again, good Clinical Nurse Specialists can make ALL the difference to your hospital appointments when you have cancer that won't go away! I met a great one today 👏🏼
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6 years
Another year wrapped up. Cancer has once again kept me well and truly on my toes but I am here and at this precise moment Scotland bound for my first Hogmanay. 2019 I am ready for you my friend! #livingwithcancer
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5 years
Happy to be home, under a blanket, with my shadow 😻
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3 years
As iffff I’m a Sunday times best selling author. Not sure who needs to hear this but traditional big publishers, like the ones who told me my book didn’t have enough of a “hook” do not always know what they are talking about… @unbounders we did it!!!!!!!
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Kris Hallenga
6 years
Today I adopted this moggy, named Lady Marmalade, and I already feel 10000% calmer and happier. @CatsProtection is great and I urge you to adopt rather than buy! She is settling in beautifully and I have taken 1 million photos.
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Kris Hallenga
9 years
Wow. Just wow. What a feeling. I am SO proud of my body. I did it! 1 hour 3mins. #FUCKcancer @CoppaFeelPeople
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Kris Hallenga
3 years
It has been quite a day. I’m so happy to be alive, ya know?
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CoppaFeel!
3 years
12 years ago today, our Founder @KrisPoB was diagnosed with secondary breast cancer, at 23. 12 years ago today, CoppaFeel! was born. To mark the occasion, we are taking a trip down #MammaryLane . Here's to Kris, this charity & all the turds that have been glittered along the way.
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8 years
I am 31. THIRTY FREAKING ONE. Thanks to everyone who has made my life brilliant enough to not want to give up. #livingwithcancer
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9 years
I walked my twin down the aisle & gave her away. 6 years surviving cancer took on a brand new meaning. http://t.co/2H4Yr9ZEdz
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9 years
Today marks 6⃣ years I've been LIVING with cancer. I ask you to do something today that reminds you why being alive is so ruddy GOOD!🎈❤️
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7 years
I turn 32 in less than a month. Absolute madness.
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5 years
Hi I’m 34 and I just sorted my power of attorneys for when I potentially can’t make financial and healthcare decisions. But ya know what? #deathmin isn’t just reserved for the “ill” you should think about your future too. Now it’s done I don’t have to think about it anymore.
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7 years
With cancer I have zero tolerance for bullshit. Just thought I'd put that out there.
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5 years
Ten whole years (plus 3 months) of thriving with cancer. Serving up a big dollop of hope to the world in today’s @dailymail - oh how I wish I’d read about someone like me when I was first diagnosed. I’ll pop a link…
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9 years
"To life" I miss u. keep the party going @LisaLynch Fran&Ellie. ❤️ please read &RT: http://t.co/Fk97nE3HTU #TheCWord http://t.co/GU9rQbiMp1
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6 years. 6 WHOLE YEARS TODAY since I had my left boob removed and we get charity status @CoppaFeelPeople shout out to my AWESOME team 👊🏻🎉🎉🎉
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8 years
Eeeeek so I got a tattoo on my mastectomy.. Because I can.. And because my precious friend @Fearnecotton is v arty X
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CoppaFeel! founder @KrisPoB gets her mastectomy tattoo. Read more: 💪🏻 💪🏻
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I was 22 when I first decided my left boob wasn't quite right. TEN YEARS AGO. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 who even was that girl?
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5 years
This day, ten years ago.
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6 years
I've found a new happy place. I shall go there in my mind whenever life gets a bit poo.
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8 years
Didn't get the results I was hoping for today, thanks to those who've been asking. I will gather more strength to keep going, fear not.
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4 years
It’s comforting that millions of people can understand the level of gratitude I’ve held for the NHS for 11 years since my cancer diagnosis. Feel weirdly less alone, you know?
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6 years
From tomorrow I am taking over @nhs twitter account and hitting you with my thrilling life with Breast cancer and most likely a few mentions of my cat...
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Each week a new person curates @NHS and shares their NHS story. Next up is Kris @KrisPoB . Everyone give her a warm welcome.
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7 years
🖕🏼C A N C E R🖕🏼
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6 years
I can not decide if I want to have a ginormous party to celebrate my 10th cancerversary or not 🤔
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5 years
Absolute legends who saved my brain and my quality of life. 🙏🏼💗 @QSRC
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Kris Hallenga
7 years
Happy birthday @CoppaFeelPeople - thanks for making my life worth staying alive for. 💃🏼🎉 let's PARTY.
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5 years
Another almighty cringe throwback. I just remember thinking, when standing on that stage, that I still had so much to prove, that I’d achieved nothing yet. And that was a great motivator.
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CoppaFeel!
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This week ten years ago our founder @KrisPoB received a #PrideOfBritain award, having been diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer and set up CoppaFeel! Ten years on, our charity and founder are thriving (and have convinced a lot of young people to check their chests). #TBT
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Kris Hallenga
5 years
Our new campaign is here!!!!!! Please please watch the below, read up about it and share 🙏🏼
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CoppaFeel!
5 years
Knowing your boobs could save your life, so grab on and check regularly. To find out how, search CoppaFeel! Grab Life, (or click this link: ). #GrabLifeByTheBoobs #GrabLife
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8 years
Scan results all good 🙌🏻
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Kris Hallenga
1 year
You won’t always feel as frightened as you do today. You can be your own statistic. Cancer won’t be the first thing and last thing you think about at night. You will go back to thinking and worrying about all the other shit life can throw at you.
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7 years
Nobody likes a show off but I went swimming in the sea this eve and there were dolphins. 🐬. you're allowed to hate me. #cornwall
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Kris Hallenga
4 years
YOU try stay away from my nephew who is currently at his cutest, with all the smiles, all the chins, all the cheeks and snorts. It’s IMPOSSIBLE. These are the days I fought so hard to stay alive for and I’m being restrained by a virus. It’s blowing my mind. Please make it stop.
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6 years
the face of someone who's just found out their cancer is stable. it has not been easy, i tell…
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8 years
Big up all the oncology departments (in fact, all departments) keeping us alive over the Christmas period. Thank you 🙏🏻 #savethenhs
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4 years
Make that 11
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This woman has survived incurable breast cancer for 10 years and she's completely inspiring @coppafeelpeople
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5 years
I’m off to New York on Sunday. It was one of those “fuck it” bookings made on New Year’s Day. And now it’s here. I need recommendations for weird and wonderful things to do. I’ve been before so have done all the tourist stuff! Oh and food. ALL THE FOOD.
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6 years
Cancer is fucking intelligent and crafty. I can’t help but respect it. Mine has decided it will no longer have hormone receptors, deeming it now “triple negative”. Fascinating. Doesn’t change anything for me right now and if anything it’s good to have the full knowledge.
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Kris Hallenga
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BUT I shouldn't still have this stupid disease, and I might not still have it if I'd been diagnosed early. You know what to do folks, check your boobs, regularly, and remind your mates, too. #turdglittering
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