"our archives show there was an animal on old earth called the monkey that could hang by trees with their tails"
Arkhan Land: "no, you fucking idiot. obviously it was a lash in order to envenom their enemies like a goddamn scorpion"
I love Warhammer
woke up and ruined my day by reading replies to my posts lol. I love WH40k but it genuinely attracts the worst assholes alive who are physically incapable of having fun and decide instead that their fascist culture war opinions need to be shoveled in. this "fandom" is so gross
@DiceyJune
"you don't understand, I don't want to learn things at all. I want to be a medieval peasant who understands nothing of the world around them. I desire nothing but simple pleasures and stimulants, dead to any cultural enrichment. there is only the surface."
@NotoriousPBG
one is based on a theocratic fascist dictatorship and the other is... for human rights. how people don't see the difference is staggering.
@boygrrI
amazing how we all only get the one life here and some people use it like that. you just get the one life. that's it. and he spends it trying to be miserable and spread that to vulnerable people on purpose. wild.
what's crazy about SM2 and Darktide is that in voice chat I'll be called "he/him" regardless of the fact that I am and sound very much like a woman, and it's immediately off-putting. and if I politely say anything about that the vibe is incinerated or I'm insulted
honestly follow your bliss I'm not being a hater but I do find the idea of a guy roleplaying a dreadnought on this app incredibly funny.
man is rolled up like a human blunt and stuffed into The Contraption, what the fuck do you mean he's tweeting in there
"sir, the Astartes have arrived in orbit and will be reinforcing us!"
"wonderful. we are saved. what Chapter, good adjutant?"
"uhhh... says here it's The Flesh Tearers."
when to buy a gram from Asdrubael Vect and he brought his small army of concubines, called me 'bitchless,' and stole my kidneys. guy is a menace. fuck that guy. don't buy from him.
just be normal, dude. a post about lesbians is not about you. not everything is about you. sometimes you're not the target audience for something and you don't like it, which might be hard for someone who seemingly always is the target audience for things. let us have fun.
building a list called The Wedding Ceremony and its strategy is that I drunkenly explain to you why Celefax is canon for hours (includes breaks for crying) until I lose and go home.
@CakelatteStuff
then there was the whole sect who were like "why aren't they hot anymore" and I just...
I achieved some sort of lesbian nirvana painting these things, what the hell
when I commissioned Lucy I kinda just asked for an augmetic arm for her, very basic with a reference on the mini and its design, and the very talented artist (Kabewski) unprompted gave the rawest Sororitas arm design I never imagined. it is now canon for her.
vital to ensure that your fucking sci fi space naval cutlass almost as tall as you (one handing it with a pistol that can cut through concrete on burst-fire). you can't be normal about these things.
I try to have a main character you can "root for" but even she is a traumatized war criminal of the space catholic nun death cult army so idk it's bastards all the way down in every meaning of the word. wouldn't have it any other way.
sorry for the rant, this is a point of passion for me. it's just such a misunderstood trope often devoid of nuance. OP's qrt is all you really need to read lol, they're exactly right
remembering when I got a hate comment on how I write my sisters of battle like immature yet zealous soldiers dealing with trauma while clearly in their 20s, instead of writing them like Call of Duty operators with sunglasses and zero emotional depth
having a good laugh again.
damn i hate that this blew up because it's entirely false, they are fucking and being romantic, i was just trying to fit the joke with something low effort
god I love the imperial guard. unfit for duty? honorable discharge? here's five bucks that don't spend in this system, we're leaving you on the next planet we go to. go fuck yourself.
kinda wanna head over to the store to try the new kill team edition since I'm off on Saturday for once in my life. I still wanna build and paint my Kasrkin OCs for it but I do have Novitiates. anyone played the new edition yet? thoughts?