alex 🍒
@delete_hisnumbr
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being single sucks my texts are just dave’s hot chicken confirmations and usps scams.
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i prefer to be on bottom because it’s like having a weighted blanket that penetrates you.
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i’m built like this btw.
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ngl if i was on a date with a man i liked and someone thought this about us id be extremely bummed.
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really depressing that when a man sticks up for a woman, other men say “she won’t fuck you bro” like really? REALLY?.
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my balls do this when she messages me.
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@ahumblecabbage yeah imagine seeing a woman on a date with a man and being like “omg tgirl and a chaser, so reddit lol”.
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don’t fall for the panties peeking out of the jeans trend that shit is dangerously close to thinspo.
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men would cook more if they realized that recipes are basically jerk off instructions for your stomach.
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fumbling the hot goth girl before i transitioned was my 9/11, but winning her back after i transitioned was my moment 37.
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stardew valley co-op.
they should invent a form of dry humping but with our hearts.
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wasn’t there a band where one of the members was force feminizing another member secretly by putting hormones in protein powder or was that a fever dream i had.
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fuck my “forgot i had a dildo in the shower and the maintenance guy saw it AGAIN” life bro.
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just a reminder i’m kinda hot.
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@clarabingbong chaser is inherently a negative label so idk if i believe you, but hopefully you see how these kinds of judgements cause harm!!.
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240p WoW rogue pvp videos that blast breaking benjamin.
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@CISFAKER like holy shit, my stomach sank when i read it. extremely fucked up thing to just casually say.
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okay fineee
can i post a thirst trap, like is that allowed or will They come for me.
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they should give all trans people a free nose job, sick of seeing trans women that look fine except they've stolen the nose of a bust of a roman emperor.
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chat is this anything
“People died” and it’s just a picture of you.
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really? i look like buddy holly and you’re dissing my girl? fuck you.
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we’re all bouncing on it, if the word “it” is referring to the shared human experience.
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you could say i’m suffering from an estrogen problem. but it’s being addressed.
Your face also looks weirdly masculine : Broad facial structure, large forehead, thin lips, prominent brow ridge. Do you suffer from some kind of androgen/estrogen problem?. 3.5/10 face. 2.5/10 body. (2/2)
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he deserves to rot. he murdered a man for being gay. only thing he deserves is a bullet to the head, which he already did himself because he was a cringe satanist.
I don't care about Elvis Presley. This guy deserves a biography: Jon Nödtveidt. A great musician, with a very controversial life (he was arrested for murder), a Satanist, he built a solid discography.
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ohhh callous daoboys. i get it now. they switched the letters around, like jacksonville jaguars.
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you’re not a chill guy, you get a half chub whenever someone gives you a bit of attention.
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Since it’s almost the end of the year, what was your biggest tweet?.
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that’s cool. my skin got soft.
Fun fact, estrogen programmed me to be an omega sub. When I get toyed with by a domme, my tummy gets this like, super intense tingle, which if strong enough will send me to my knees and force me to pant and whine, largely becoming non-verbal ;-;. This started with HRT.
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ppl arguing this is unrealistic but i know several ppl built like this.
Sculpture of a female figure, probably a yakshi (nature spirit). Mathura, India, around 200 AD
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2020 vs 2024. if you saw the first post no you didn’t.
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