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I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I’m no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won’t hit back. U kill my dog, U better hide yo cat. ~M. Ali 🥊
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@JustinTarnation He was supposed to say:. "Hey Bruh! How much longer you gonna be on that machine?". It's in chapter 8 of the "Bruh" Book 📖
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@REDSEASHAWTY When parents treat their children like this, the child is not likely to fight the parent back. However, as an outlet, the child may be more likely to react by fighting others.
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@jayacancook When I was a kid all we had to do is go to Pizza Hut and.Show proof that we finished reading 5 books 📚 . We would get a free Hot pizza (still smoking) and 8 tokens to run up the high score on Galaga! . Q: Do they still do that?
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@mdnij34 A bit of clarification, June 19 1865 "Juneteenth" was the day that "Texas" slaves found out they were freed. It was two years after the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation. Yes, it should be a National Holiday for everyone. Note: this was just to educate everyone.
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@mdnij34 Jimmy Carter . * First President born in a hospital. * Only President to have once lived in public housing before becoming President. * Older than sliced bread, born 1924. (Sliced bread 1928)
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@livingluxry One time, 2 of my 11 grade students had a 5 minute, very heated, argument without saying a word. I couldn't send them to the office because they were not vocal during the argument. It looked like this 👇🏾
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@rico56st Ok, here's part of the article. Note: the neighbor (Spaide) who lives across the street, is the gunman.
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@EzraelAni Babies are selfish, they don't give a shyt about your need for good sleep. They think its all about them. I mean, you've been here for 25 years, they've been here for 8 months and they expect you to cater to them!. And they stink!
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@QasimRashid No state can legally secede from the U.S. 1) It is an act of war. 2) It can not be done or attempted without the help of another country. 3) above all, Texas land belongs to the US.
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@rico56st Ok, so they are shoveling the snow from their property all the way to the other side of the street and dumping it on to the gunmans property. *He asked them to stop. *They said "F-U", & threatened to "make his life a living hell".
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@True_Thoughts @MrsJellySantos Thanks for this update. Note: . 1) she could have taken her daughter's hair down if she honestly thought it was too tight. 2) the part that she cut was not making the braid tight.
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@roywoodjr She came in the Post Office, at the last minute, with all of these packages. She should be saying: . "Thank You for understanding that I could not come in earlier"
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@mdnij34 Did you know that Jimmy Carter had Solar Panels installed on the White House. Reagan yanked them off. Reagans chief of staff reportedly thought the panels were “a joke,” says the Washington Post.
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@KATHYMAYEDA @pjbone95 @JasonMayeroff @davidhogg111 True. Also, after Obama won in 2008, republicans unleashed a massive voter suppression campaign. Closed Polling Places. Voter ID laws. Gerrymandering. Question, can Republicans win without cheating?
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@YerrrFrankie @hellacoily Does his little sister know that he is wearing her back-to-school outfit ??
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@imyagirleva @HipHopWired This is the woman hitting her in the face, first. Is the woman in uniform supposed to walk away without adjusting the other woman's makeup?
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@shannonrwatts In 2016 when everyone knew that Hillary was going to win, McConnell said that he would block Hillarys pick for four years. He said we could live with 8 SCOTUS Justices.
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@SeanFendi @SirKedzLaFlare She can use that clip in court also, and say the following:. "Your honor, I am a public figure and my intentions were made public. It is no secret. We are all adults and we all should take responsibility for our actions".
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Billy Bush: Wait!!!. Grab her by the What ??? . Trump: The covfefe . Grab her by the #covfefe !!!
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@Alkebulan_ This is Marquees Brownlee (age 22). He started reviewing tech items on YouTube at age 12. He pulls in aprox $300,000 a year from YouTube
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@adrianne_etc Here's a group that got caught. Note: the waitress would have had to pay for the stolen food if this was my uncle's restaurant and many other restaurants.
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@notcapnamerica I'm not coming to my funeral if Y'all gonna have me like this. Get somebody else !!
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@Blaq_Alchemist @JustinTarnation If she needs confirmation, then she still had doubts. The longer she was there, the deeper the hole he was in.
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@BrunoAmato_1 @ODNIgov Ok, soooo, I knew before the President & the VP knew?. That scares me even more!. WTH is going on!!!.
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@TerrillCharming @55mmbae We also put a smart TV behind her spare tire. And another one underneath her gas tank! 👍🏾👍🏾
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@youreavegetabIe My High school girlfriend's little sister :. Snitching 👇🏿. "He was in Shaniqua's room with her and the door closed for a long time yesterday when y'all was at Church, and she didn't even feed us."
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@JordanUhl He's Eddie Glaude Jr. @esglaude . He's Cool. My Fiancee met him last year, and she fell in love. She went and bought every book he authored. For about a month, she talked about how smooth his skin is. Me: " You got close enough to see how smooth his skin is?". Fiancee: 👀
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@raphousetv2 Look mane, . If you watched "Black Movies" in 90s & early 2000s, you definitely know who Bokeem Woodbine is. And you know him by name!
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@KevOnStage Wait! . She has no luggage, no bags or anything with her! . *That means she was originally on the ship, the ship stopped over somewhere, she got off, went deep into town and didn't make it back in time. 🛳 . 🏃🏽♀️💨
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@Phil_Lewis_ Why does he have to look so super-serious after saying each of those names!. Rep Robinson: 🗣 "Holden Hiscock!"
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Oooh shit, Taylor Swift done got the #Amish out here. Shout out to Taylor Swift!!! . Yall in trouble now!!. #BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloyd .
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That time when Tedd Koppel told Sean Hannity . " You are bad for America".&." Let me finish talking Dumbass". Foxnews👉 Tabloid Journalism
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@rnotivation @JackiieSmacks My aunt is a florist. She said:. Approximately 33% of the Valentines day orders are women who buy themselves flowers and have them delivered to their own office.
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@Freeyourmindkid Resisting arrest?. Listen to this tape again. When does he say "you are under arrest"?. I didn't hear him say that. How can you be arrested for resisting arrest, if it was never declared?.
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@KherisPoppin @MelanieCoMcCoy Thought they were the same person. (They are not) . They are both Beautiful. This one is 7yrs old
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Serious question: . Does Botox make your eyes look like a deer in headlights?. Did Melania look shocked to you?.
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Good Night Bill Withers. Thank you for sharing your gift with us. 1. "Just the Two of Us". 2. "Use Me". 3. "Ain't No Sunshine". 4. "Lovely Day". 5. "Lean On Me". 6. "Grandma's Hands". 7. "Who Is He (And What Is He to You)?"
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@nesstalgia In Texas, Louisiana, and Arkansas they will purposely deny you a driver's license if you disclose that you do not eat fried fish. Also,. This is art!
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@KevOnStage Juvenile & Mannie Fresh accompanied by , Trombone Shorty and Jon Batiste. New Orleans closing out NPRs Black Music month. We Appreciate it !👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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@CBSNews Remember:.1) There are thousands of photos of OJ Simpson but they posted his mugshot. 2) People also started realizing that Time magazine darkened OJ's mugshot photo to make him look more "sinister/guilty". It was a big deal!! .
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@Alkebulan_ I shared this because your brother reminds me of him. He now gives advise to tech companies. Paid 2 travel 2 Japan, Dubai, Switzerland etc.
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@ananavarro Hey Trump,.In 15 years, no one will care about who the worst FBI Director was. However, in 12, 20, 50 yrs from now, every 5th grader will have the same answer for the Worst President ever : 👉🏿 Donald J. Trump. They'll get an A+✔ and a 🌟 .
Slippery James Comey, a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the WORST FBI Director in history, by far!.
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@dxgho @IlovebeinBlack I always rip a loud fart when I'm in the men's restroom and someone is in there on there phone. Some have the nerve to look at me Like I'm rude. I just look back like 👇🏿
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@therealmoebucks This neighbor came out and said: . 🗣"Y'all to loud, take that ish in y'alls apartment !" . in ASL
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@CasaDupre Ok class this issue came to light in the 90s also. 1) There are thousands of photos of OJ Simpson but they posted his mugshot. 2) People started realizing that Time magazine darkened OJ's mugshot photo to make him look more sinister/guilty. It was a big deal!!
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#Maddow.Hey-hey. Ho-ho. Corrupt Devin Nunez has got to go!. Hey-hey. Ho-ho. Corrupt Devin Nunes has got to go!
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@algreen Trump has been practicing this song (Let's Stay Together) by Al Green , hes gonna say he was the first President to sing it. Don't let him fool you!!.
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@Raheem_iiisback Mom: "What your friends name". Me: "blue jacket". Mom: "Well, where is he. never mind, I see him"
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@screwed_up_chic @FoxNews @AriFleischer @HillaryClinton @GOP @realDonaldTrump And GOP Congress spent over $7mill tax payer 💰 💰, & multiple hearings investigating HRCs emails. DT Jr went looking to aid Russia!.
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@ai002h @JordanUhl @esglaude Hey @ai002h , I showed your tweet to my Fiancee. Me: "Ha! You Are Busted!!!". Fiancee : "Tell @ai002h that snitches get stitches 🥊 ". Note: 👉🏿 Lol. it's a joke twitter security. It's a joke. jokey jokey Jooooke !!!!.
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@AuxGod_ @TwitterMoments When you drive around in San Andreas you think you are in the "Boyz n the Hood" movie.
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@jontaharris @lmTheReasonWhy Paloma Diamond was a cute child actress who grew up to look nothing like her younger self!
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@SassyZess @KaivanShroff @bannerite Yeah! Yamiche Alcindor is not afraid to ask this question, that is why she is a winner of this year's journalism award from the White House Correspondents Association (WHCA). Other reporters should be prepared to ask the same question!!
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@SethAbramson Hey @SethAbramson. Did you mention Rudy Giuliani? I think he Knows more than people think. I wonder if Mueller is going to interview Rudy Giuliani??. This is from early 2017.
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@JustinTarnation @Melaninneal Bruh!. women in Atlanta, and women in Dallas are buying it from somewhere!
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@shannonrwatts Open carrying?.They saw him jogging, they went a got their guns, hopped in their white truck, told a friend to come with them, chased the unarmed jogger down, then shot him. I don't use this term lightly, but how is this not a lynch mob?.Oh, 2 people short of a mob its a posse.
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@solodeauxleaux I don't know but in Texas we have square shaped watermelons that taste like jolly rancher. cashapp me $20 and I will send you 10, square, watermelon 🍉 seeds !
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@shannonrwatts If something happened to you, I'm taking over "Moms Demand Action". I don't think anybody wants that to happen, I do alot of stuff naked!.
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@PrettiestCamm @simply_lay_ @lhilchrix No. His motto is: "you can't see me". Therefore, what is she look at .
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@nowthisnews Here's FoxNews Jean Pirro 3 Days before the election, when everyone thought Hillary was going to win. Comey had just let congress know that Hillary was still being investigated. No word of the ongoing Trump investigations. Everything Pirro is saying, now applies to Trump!!
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@Slate What about numbers?. Do they have to do the same for numbers. These numbers: 👉🏾 (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0)
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@VP Hey U.S.A. Stop pretending that this didn't happen!!!. The US needs to make a correction.
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@SteveSchmidtSES @MichaelAvenatti Looks like if you pay Trump, he will Tweet bad info about your competition. Novartis competitor = Merk
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@thegoddess_1212 @Eye_DontCheat Yeah, she would instantly become the top grossing individual on onlyfans. Also, P*rnHub has an open $3million offer for her to provide content.
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@Br00klynBabyKay @javeauriel They asked the driver, then they asked the passenger. The passenger wasn't driving therefore he said he didn't want to show his I'd.
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@JoshuaPotash Wow, when they make this movie, are they gonna pay this many people to be extra's or are they gonna us CGI? .
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