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46, She/Her. Woke and ghey. Alex Sherman's Burner account! My coping mechanism is shit-posting about gay pirates. Minors DNI. Miners, go ahead and interact.
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About to introduce my 69 year old Mum to OFMD. I have literally no idea how she will react:
A thread.
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You call it insomnia, I call it staying up late to flirt with the moon
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Okay. If S2 (or any season) has a flashback to child Lucius, I DEMAND they slap these bad boys on some poor, unsuspecting six-year-old actor for the scenes.
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The feeling on the TL this morning. I cannot get enough of it. I'm so happy.
#renewasacrew
#saveOFMD
#HoistTheAds
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"STEDE, THERE'S A BIG SPIDER OVER HERE!"
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Izzy Hand's S2 blog: REASONS WHY MY CAPTAIN IS CRYING. (Inspired by "Reasons Why my Kid is Crying")
1. Someone drank all the rum (it was him).
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"I'm not dying. Not for that ponce and not for you. So, I'm gonna devise a plan, and when we've, once again, barely eked by to fight another day, I will very willingly offer you this: My fսckin' resignation, you absolute TWAT!"
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i love when you meet a cat and it’s a total snob. just a bitch. and beautiful and perfect
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*intern bursts into Zaz's office, panicked* SIR! THE PIRATES! THEY'VE TAKEN THE SKIES!!!
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DON'
do not - asn!#!$sskpw2
do NOT flirt with the blond one!
DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE BLOND ONE.
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#SaveOurFlagMeansDeath
#renewasacrew
#OFMDSeason3
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YESSSSS!!!! REVEAL YOURSELLLLLVESSSSS!!!!! *unhinged cackling*
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Alright, all.
Mom asked to watch another episode of OFMD with me. Here we go: episode 6!!!
THE ART OF FUCKERY!
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Wait.
Stede asks the Spanish captain who stabbed him, "did you mean to do that?" because he didn't mean to kill Nigel.
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Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
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My Dad has joined. Dear god.
They both love Stede's cabin.
"Looks like something you'd design. Nice. Look at the different woods."
The real star of the show: the set.
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No, YOU can't stop twirling in the mirror!!!
At NYCC now, come find me!!
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Rhys Darby as he puts one arm around me for a photo: Hi there! What's your name?
Me: *blue screening because he is 10 million times more dashing IN PERSON* okay.
Rhys fucking DARBY, DISNEY PRINCE: ... OKAY?
Me: Yeah Okay.
*picture snaps*
I AM DRINKING OLD FASHIONEDS IN THE BATH
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I CANNOT believe they made S2 with a 40% cut in budget. But I DID uncover an actual photo of the moment they told Daddy Jenks and the writers...
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OH MOOTS.
It's PART II: MOM BOOGALOO.
I came upstairs to get food and she looked at me hopefully.
"Another episode?"
EPISODE III.
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I zoomed in!!! This is what he is writing!
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It was a good weekend for Lady Stede. ❤️
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Hey,
I love you all, and it hurts that the show is officially done. It does. But we're not. We're all still here, we're still able to find community and joy. We're still going to celebrate not just what David made, but what we made.
The show was the spark. We are the fire.
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Ed takes his new job very seriously.
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PSA: IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS WEARING THE CURSED RED VELVET SUIT. TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NOW.
#OFMDSeason3
#RenewAsACrew
#SaveOurFlagMeansDeath
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Black screen with red writing:
1718: The Dread Pyrate Blackbeard set out on a blood-soaked mission of revenge to cement his reputation as the coldest, deadliest, most heartless villain the Carribean had ever seen.
Things did not go as planned.
qrt with what you think the first shot of the ofmd s2 trailer will be
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@sambaschutte
Here it is! Complete with The Revenge made out of an orange, toothpicks, frosting, and part of a Swiss Roll! My canine first mate Bruce helped, of course!
#ofmd
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So, you're telling me Stede Bonnet did NOT become a mermaid?????
so you’re telling me Lucius WASN’T fantastic at breakups?????
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Oh god. She's already laughing at Stede. This is good!
"We talk it through as a crew" got a LAUGH.
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Y’all are afraid to be corny.
Not me. I live life on the cob
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Alright. Here we go. Mum and I are watching the last two episodes! Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EPISODE 9: ACT OF GRACE:
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She's crying at the end of ep 1.
We have Mom tears, I repeat, we have MOM tears.
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Well, we got 2 episodes in and she loves it! We will crush the rest of them later and hopefully soon but it's time for them to watch the news.
She does love it though, was asking lots of questions, and when Blackbeard's flag was revealed she gasped and applauded.
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@metavenhorst
Stede: *LOUDLY BANGING HIS FOOT ON THE PORCH* THERE , STAY DEAD! *whispering to spider* Don't let me see you around here again! Ed's terrified of you guys, and this is his home. You're free to do what you like outside, but you can't come in again, Franklin. We've discussed this.
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My contribution to the "Stede holding things" memes.
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I woke up to a scammer.
Scammer, prepare to be FRENCHIED!!!
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She is dying laughing at David with his hands tied to the oars with the dead body.
I may have been raised by a terrible sadist.
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She laughed at "it did not go as planned". That's a good sign???
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Omg just had the BEST chat with Ryan at Max support! He and his husband just started watching the show and absolutely love it. He was so funny and so sweet! The second I said why I'm calling he said "OHHH, I LIKE YOU!"
#saveofmd
#renewasacrew
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3:20 am: I called Max. I listened to that smooth jazz hold music and then met my BFF: TIFFANY. They took so much time typing out what I said and they were so sweet and had calls from ITALY. "Don't worry you're going to be heard."
#RenewAsACrew
#OurFlagMeansDeath
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John Cena walked so MerStede could run.
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Today was MerStede (Flo's version) at Basingstoke! I worked on this for weeks, and almost gave up so many times! No wig today (so hot in the con), and a less than magical background, but everyone was very sweet over it today! Very inspired by
@self_induljennt
's merstede!
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I have such a question about the PANTS. Look at these pants. These are soft pants. These are The Kraken's PJ JAMMIE pants. These are not leather.
These are bad boy Lulu Lemons and he added, wait for it, A CHAIN BELT to his PJ PANTS?
ED.
Okay, I can't hold it in anymore. I have to speak my truth. Yes, the back tattoo is cringe but it's also hot af and honestly makes me want to hit it from behind EVEN MORE. And I KNOW I'm not alone. I'm just willing to admit it. 😤
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Happy Izzy Hands breakdancing day to all who celebrate!
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Vico was the sweetest person alive, they were HAPPY to trifle with me!!! What an angel.
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Mom laughed at "reads up stories to us at night" and requested that the volume be increased.
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@RahulKohli13
The caring way you applied the napkin to the back of that Chav's head was really beautiful.
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My dad said ten minutes ago "I'm gonna go take a shower". Nope. He's still watching.
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She's still going on about Stede's cabin.
"What a GORGEOUS room."
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Well, it's that time again.
My 70 year old Mum wants to watch S2.
LET'S GO!!!!!
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About to introduce my 69 year old Mum to OFMD. I have literally no idea how she will react:
A thread.
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OH, HEY.
Remember that calculator I sent
@caseybloys
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Nice that I got the refund, though.
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She loved Badminton accidentally dying. Loved it.
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I'm sorry.
I've ... just ... never seen someone MARKET the show before.
#adoptourcrew
#SaveOFMD
Every relationship needs a Stede and an Ed.
Stream the beautiful love story
#OurFlagMeansDeath
this Valentine's Day on
#BINGE
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#ISawItOnBINGE
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Well, I work all weekend, so here it is, my halloween costume. Behold: chicken cutlet Bonnet (lady-version). Ready to meet brooding, leather-clad pirates of her dreams.
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With all the imagery of Ed as a bride in S2, this is like the saddest way Stede could lift Ed's veil to see his face.
Thanks, didn't know this scene could get more painful but apparently it can!
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Would it be weird if I was suddenly, like, INTO Djenks?
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Badminton's "OH BABY BONNET YOU DO TICKLE ME" is killing her.
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The cat flag is making her laugh.
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you're an idiot i'm your idiot
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WBD lost rights to the NBA for the first time in 35 years? What a shame.
can’t wait for him to spill the tea, it’s going to be the best day of my life
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And the grad student in question is the incomparable Nathan Foad.
Indiana Jones spinoff about the grad student made to teach the rest of the semester with 45 minutes notice
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Mum is currently losing it at the way Stede is trying to push the ship off the beach.
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Warner Bros. Discovery just revealed that its TV networks are worth $9.1 billion less than they originally thought.
This means they’ve had a net loss of $10 billion in Q2 2024.
(Source: )
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Bothered. Unmoisturized. Unhappy. Not In My Lane. Unfocused. Languishing.
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She thought IZZY was the captain. NOPE.
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"What the hell did you do to 'em?"
"Passive aggression."
The moment Ed realizes Stede Bonnet is, in fact, insane and loves him for it.
#adoptourcrew
#saveOFMD
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Finally sitting down, and what do I find??? One abandoned black leather glove.
Izzy-rella??? NOW WE HAVE TO TRY THIS GLOVE ON EVERY IZZY AT THE CON TO FIND THE ONE TRUE IZZY.
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Tomorrow morning, my depression robe sleeve starts to get colored in! I'm so excited.
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She laughed out loud at "mediocre pirates".
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AND WE ARE WATCHING EPISODE 2.
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Stede: *drunk* I wasn't that surprised that you ended up with a hoof, Izzy!
Izzy: No? Why not?
Stede: It's your voice. You've always been- *leans in* a little horse.
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How did not even one platform want it?
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I don't just want to watch how they got together, I want to watch how they stay together. We deserve original, authentically queer programming that isn't cut short by corporate greed!
@WBHomeEnt
#saveOFMD
#RenewAsACrew
They’re whim prone, things were moving too fast, but at the end of the day, they had found their person. I want to see how they navigate that now that they’re together. Let them tell the rest of their story
#SaveOFMD
#RenewAsACrew
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She's laughing at Pete's voiceover for the French raid story.
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@JaymesMansfield
YOU WILL NEVER RE-MAKE ME! I DEFY YOUR CREAM SODA HAIR SPRITZ!!!! I AM CRIMPED AND STRAIGHT AT THE SAME TIME!
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The timeline is healing
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And enter: Mr. Izzy Hands.
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Another laugh for Stede's "the plan ... yeah. It's ... it's coming".
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Reminder: even if OFMD gets picked up, it's not going to air in 2024, it will not be on this list. ❤️
Netflix is planning to reveal more of its 2024 series and movie slate on Thursday, February 1st.
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A very Izzy Hands Christmas tree. 🖤
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Guys, I found a smau crossover.
Coladas honey.
Discuss.
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Actually, WB and Max, I was almost at the "well, I guess we just have to wait now" stage of letting whatever is happening behind the scenes happen.
Now I'm mad all over again.
#saveofmd
#adoptourcrew
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Do you think Stede came back because walking away from Ed in the darkness of night in a forest felt too familiar?
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Some things are worth facing your fears! One 5 minute phone call from every pirate could send our strongest message yet.
#RenewAsACrew
#RenewOFMD
#SaveOFMD
#OurFlagMeansDeath
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He's going to kill Ned with kindness ... and this fiddle he found.
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More than one person has been kind enough to suggest a resemblance between me and this tiny queen. So honored ☠️❤️🪡.
#AdoptOurCrew
#ourflagbbc
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Sorry I missed "Lube As A Crew" tonight. I was out getting a tattoo of some ✨️ 🌿INSANE FOLIAGE🌿✨️ along my collarbones, so I was here in spirit!
#saveOFMD
#adoptourcrew
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Tag yourselves, I'm "night brain".
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GUYS.
DAD SAW.
DADDY JENKS SAW.
🥹
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The fake David Jenkins messaged me and turns out dude is allergic to making insane amounts of money and hates owning pyramids.
🙄
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Depression robe sleeve update
Wow. We did the linework in one day. My tattoo artist called me "an absolute trooper" (I'm getting a good grade in tattoos!).
Here's what it looked like when we were done (and the color mapping).
The top bird is already named Jenkins.
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