🎀 Chelimo 🦋🌹
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Law student//Mother earth enthusiast//Art//public speech//literature//History//mountains//christian//ARSENAL//dogs😍
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I don't know why, but let me leave this here for a while.
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@confess256
I don't know why it had to be this long when you could have just summarized it to
"I broke up with my ex who I still talk to and have failed to forget and now I met a distant uncle at a function, talked and he now says he wants me and seems serious and now I don't know what to do
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Chelimo🥰
Kalenjin Thread, let's show these Bantu people that we are not as ugly as they think. Let's go😎
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If Canary who is
Handsome, wealthy, loyal, famous, well connected and a romantic who offers princess treatment gets cheated on,
Who are you who has no money, connections or good looks, no name and keeping it all private😂 who are you to think you won't get cheated on?
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@Weirdconfension
Nze I don't see your marriage lasting longer than 5 years...not with the kind of "Lord" you are with. You don't love him, you fear him. How do you expect to be happy with a man who scares the shit out of you?
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Who is free we get married next weekend?
We can use this week for courtship 🥰😌
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@ug_confessed
You guys are spending too much time together..give each other space to miss yourselves... it's like eating your favorite food everyday..you lose the hype for it..same applies to your man.
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Life might be short but ain't no way anyone finding me puffing shisha out of my nostrils in the name of living the moment. Hell no.
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By the way, the word "dear" is the most annoying, boring and unromantic thing you can call me😩 you'd rather call me by my name instead.
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Literally panting after watching this😂😂feels like I've run that far.
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But you people 😩😩why would you eat jackfruit in a taxi😭😭😭??
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@confess256
But you people 😭😭you have rare collections...wasn't it last time when someone said they were collecting period blood?
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@confess256
How do you people believe these things of "I stay with the mother of my kids but we don't get along" kwegamba they are just cohabiting and giving birth together?
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Logically speaking, I don't think there is any bigger scammer on Uganda like Pastor Kakande...
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What are your opinions and views about someone wearing a kitengi to a first date.
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@Weirdconfension
It's the easiest way your boyfriend is trying to get rid of you....the moment you say yes to the friend, they might both dump you....
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@confess256
You are so selfish to look at things from your own point of view. People have responsibilities, they have plans with their money, probably he saves. On top of that there is you who must be consuming a big partition of that money too, and you have the guts to judge!?
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You are dating a kalenjin and you don't expect them to run out of your life??
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@confess256
What will you benefit from releasing the nudes and videos of the mother of your children? Have you thought of the emotional trauma that could evolve and how it would affect you all including your kids? Anyway...just weigh your moves before you take them.
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@confess256
Eh mama ..gwe for you you just break screens and laptops fwaa. You thought you were in a movie shoot?
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@Weirdconfension
These are the tweets that are causing the campaign against violence on female sex workers in Uganda. You shouldn't be proud of what you did, you hurt someone and their source of income. People have battles they are fighting and you have no right what do ever to make it worse.
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It's okay you make and sell coffins, but must you DM to advertise your products??
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@ug_confessed
How many more pregnancies and abortions for you to realize that you are with the wrong man?
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Enumeration is hard. This fully grown man with a mature beard and a heavily pregnant wife has looked me straight in the eye and told me he was born in 2009!
Uganda😂
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An idle uterus is a fibroid workshop. Get pregnant today.
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That ka boyfriend of yours who doesn't go to church will sacrifice you one day.
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I just lost 20k but you people I can't breathe 😩😩it's like oxygen has suddenly become ammonia 😭😭
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Some clan here caned a married man to death (800 canes) for having an affair with his cousin.
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When side chic wants to post a pic of you two but you serve a living God.
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@Weirdconfension
Oba you go to Phanero, oba kakande, Latter Day Saints of Christ....I don't know churches anyway...but you need God. Get on your knees, repent, pray and beg..God is not one to back out on lost sheep, He will come through for you. But first seek forgiveness from your ex
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Listening to heartbreak music and no one comes to mind😌
Aren't men amazing people?
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I will hurt you and play victim. The world isn't a fair place, and I am not a fair person.
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In a meeting and chair makes an insensitive joke about women that can't push babies, and another guy says "laziness" men, really? No, I've never been pregnant or given birth but you'all don't know the pain in the labor ward. The least you can do is appreciate mothers.
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Bujingo: Judas will betray Jesus today.
Believers: oh my God, how did the man of God Know?
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This could be us somewhere in Kampala but you Ugandans complain a lot.
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@confess256
But why would you be in the talking phase with another man when you are already in a relationship?
Advice: apologize to your man and stop talking to other men who have interest in you or who you have interest in when you are in a relationship.
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Stop looking for perfection in your man, make him perfect for you.
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@ug_confessed
'Unattractive women and it disgusts you' the problem is that that is your view towards them. You think they are unattractive, the men think otherwise.
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You come back to 20+ notifications kumbe someone tagged you in a post😭
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Just drove through Bukedea, guys, let's leave Mabaati thief to steal that money, she needs to work on this place.
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"you don't look like you belong to the tribe"
Is that a compliment or some sort of sneer, like 'you are so culturally degenerated'?
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Does your girlfriend know what's going on in Kenya or you are dating a calabash?
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Money doesn't change people, it unlocks characters that were locked in by poverty.
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@Weirdconfension
So you chose glow over uterus😂😂 ye mama...your glowing skin will give you kids once you are done with whatever you are doing.
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@Weirdconfension
Naye gwe😂 where were you when people were confessing how things flopped for them?? It's your turn to suffer honey...have fun
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@confess256
Boys that will be using other girls as sex toys??
You simply want to give birth to more users than usees
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@weirdconfension
Please, do you really have to expose this level of stupidity??
Even if his parents forced him to deny, he still had the choice to refuse what ever his parents were forcing him to and choose you. So it's not enough reason for him leaving you for five years. To be honest with you,
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@ug_confessed
Your girl simply has an allergic reaction to sperm....I read it somewhere that some women are allergic to it....you should learn to withdraw or use protection if you don't want her hurting.
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Does anyone know any sites I can download novels for free??
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I don't understand why you all are shocked about goats of 7.4m each when the government two years ago had spent 46m on eight rats. They might as well buy chicken of 15m each.
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@ug_confessed
Taking a child to a single school is not bad parenting but rather gender grooming. Speaking from experience, I will tell you this. Single schools focus on making you know who you are, how you are expected to behave and educate you. For girls in single school, you are taught how
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@ug_confessed
"I told you, don't go to poop's home and act surprised when poop shows up"😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
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@ug_confessed
Let's use it for horror movie casts😩 it could be fun having to watch actual exorcisms from Uganda.
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The wind in Kapchorwa can easily blow you into someone's relationship.
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@Weirdconfension
Call them and tell them that you are going home with her and try to make them understand, and if they don't, then don't go because there are very high chances they might do things to her....just give it more time till they come to terms with it. Your family won't marry you
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@ug_confessed
Plenty of bad doctors because majority of them did not even want to be doctors in the first place...they were either forced by parents or society expectations, others only chose the profession because it paid good..that leaves us with only 1/4 good docs who chose to leave uganda
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Just like valentine's, he is getting you nothing this women's day.
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Being a hen is really hard. Imagine being fed to be fed on!
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You thought drafting the anti homosexuality bill would stop them😂
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