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Admin. I think my husband is taking this too far. Kindly hide my identity. I'm 34years old and my husband is 39years. We've been married for 5years. my parents gave birth to two children. A boy and a girl. My younger brother is 23years old and in school. My husband is angry.....
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Hey admin.
Please don't disclose my identity.
I have been dating this guy eversince I came to MUBS. He's caring, he's not so rich but atleast he can provide some of the things I need. He's so polite.
So towards the end of last semester, I was at Yums cafe with my groupmates.
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This gentleman is by names of Kiiza Saverino ....who managed to walk up to Namugongo and came back on foot....he left Namugongo on 4th and he has arrived today in his home Nyamiyaga kyeizooba Igara.... hope this is the true kuramaga...may the Almighty God... give him more years
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If you are able to see this. I pray the Good Lord answers all your most pressing prayers when you type Amen🙏
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Admin, Me and this man were together since highschool. We dated and even at campus we were dating. After graduation we married.
You know when you marry when you're just done with campus you be at zero. We were at zero, so we worked so hard together to be somewhere. He is a .....
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Hello,there's a certain lecturer at Ndejje University and he's most times at both campuses (Kampala and Bombo) ,His uses the name Jonathan but his real name is Tadeo Winyi,I think he deals with engineering and stuff now this guy has a whole nice and peaceful family but his
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Hey Admin
While at campus, I was dating a married man, the wife would text me and plead but I always refused. I used her weaknesses to strengthen my relationship with her husband. So he tossed her out of the house and married me. His relatives didn't even say anything or stop
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I have been a side chick to my friend's husband for three years. She doesn't suspect a thing because she's dumb and a School dropout. She tells me all her family problems and I just pretend to care. She once told me they have financial problems .......
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Hey Admin.
I have been with my boyfriend since Olevel, we were together at Seeta High. I have really done everything for this boy
When we joined Kyambogo he lost his dad and i really tried to be there for him financially. My whole life at campus I have been feeding two
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Just like this post, no one can now know you liked it.
Elon did.
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I was by passing Kololo today, Saw my girlfriend with another man at the phaneroo ministries prayer day.
Called her even on the look with my eyes.
Guys, She told me she is at a marriage function for her sister in mbarara.
Nze I've given up on women man.👐
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Anonymous, please.
While my husband and I were dating, he asked me to sleep with someone for him to get a job. The man is an HR, he was around 60 years plus, he said before gives my husband, then boyfriend, the job he will sleep with me for a month.
Hubby and I discussed and
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Dear God, Bless every hand that types Amen and give them a special miracle in the course of this week.
Amen
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Admin I fell in love with this prostitute. For real. Told her to date me. Asked. Begged. And she told me, "Nze mbe n'omusajja agula malaaya?"
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During the early years of my marriage, my husband used to beat me up. Ever since I learnt local Taekwondo he doesn't try it again, I gave him onelowblock uppercut he changed
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My neighbor is making advances 2my hubby,she doesnt greet me but greets my husband & any of my family members she sees.
Yesterday was my hubby birthday & she sent him a 3 step cake with an inscription "happy birthday guy man".
I took d cake back to her house dt we re muslim we
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Admin, olaaba Oyo guy WA Dee. My ka friend was chewing that ki guy. Naye mbu power hacho.
Just kulaba bulaabi size Naye bed game nedda.
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National Population Census Results.
Females: 23,439,945 females
Males : 22,495,100 males
I guess we now all know who should be sent Transport Money
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Admin, today I was in a taxi with my girlfriend eating apples as we traveled to Kampala. When we reached near the taxi park. The conductor said "Adam ne Eve"
Muziweleze💀
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I am engaged to a young minister. He is the papa of our phaneroo fellowship.
Everyone respects him so much and by extension they now respect me too ever since we made our public announcement.
It's been a little over a year now and we are already looking at January next year for
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Admin hide Id.
I hate myself coz my wife beats me whenever she suspects me cheating on her, as she fights me, I don't fight back coz it's true I cheat on her.
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I wouldn't have married my husband, his manhood is completely dead, yet he tricked me into marrying him it was a no sex relationship that lead to marriage, I'm sex starved, I'm always angry and bittered, I hate him with ......
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I want 1000 people to like this post.
Please just like this post. I wanna see something 🙏.
Thanks
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I'm a 24-year-old girl. I was tired of being broke so a friend introduced me to a place in Lyantonde during my internship year where I can traditionally make money. We did it and It's been working for us. I was initiated into the occult and my assignment is to bring men's sperm.
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Admin, am suggesting, when she asks for 50k, Let's send 100k. Guys, these are our ladies🌚
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Admin, am married to a rich guy but omusajja avuuma buli lunaku, he knows that am an orphan so he always uses that to abuse me. I have no where to run but am dying. Yesterday he told me that am as ugly as my mother and father who are lying in the grave in front of the kids.
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Richard Nsubuga ow'e kitintale, Kaana gwe wandya nondekawo Naye naawe nakuwa silimu gasiiya olimba.
Wakiili tufaa ffena
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Admin, me I'm not looking for any counseling or therapy. But I know my story will educate many.
So admin, I used to be a secretary for some lady.i was around 24 and she was around 46. She had an office and I was her secretary.
She used to call me daughter, she would treat me
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Hey admin,please hide my identity
I got married and lacked a child for 3 years. I failed to conceive. my husband's family was on my neck, they called me useless they insulted me for not being able to give them a child. my own family didn't like the man so they also started .....
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Hey admin... Help me post this..
Mwana I have fallen in love with one of the weirdos here.. we have been talking for a few days now but I think I love this girl .. Love is love no matter where you find it. Yes, I know it's weird and crazy to fall for someone you haven't even met
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Hello Admin, Do you have any clients with deep pockets. I need a gentleman who can be giving me an allowance of like 500k weekly to cater to my daily needs. I'm ready to satisfy him whenever he needs me. As long as I'm getting my weekly allowance.
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Hello please hide my Identity
I need advise, I had sex with this guy Feb one week after my periods. And I took after pill but on the third day in the evening.
I always had an unstable cycle, so in March I got my periods on 14th and 15th, i normally get three days with a normal
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FEAR WOMEN
Admin ,am so disappointed at this female gender imagine I rented the house for her,paid the cost for 2yrs straight. She told me she lost her job so things are slow for her and her landlord evicted her. I was giving her money weekly. I told her to join uni as
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Admin, this guy came up to me and said he wished to date me.
He called me up for a date, I asked him why he had chosen me over all women out there.
He responded " I stopped dating pretty girls, they are much trouble"
I've not healed till now. Nigga indirectly said me ugly👐
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Admin, my name is Florence 49 years of age. I am HIV - POSITIVE. I need a young boy in his 20s or 30s. All he needs to have is the energy to f**k me tirelessly every morning and night. He should be abit tall and ready to do gym every morning from 8am to 10am.
All expenses are
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Admin, hide my ID im illegally married by a Northerner dude whom I love so much currently we stay in Kisaasi. The issue here is that he chews me everyday and he's not a 5 min man. His d!ck is too big and he can even go 5 rounds 1 night. When I ..........
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I poisoned my husband two years ago. He needed to go for me to have peace. That man tormented me on so many ways. He messed with my mental health and maltreated me till i summoned the courage to fight for myself.
He had a family outside without talking about it while he treated
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Hey , mahn keep me private.. mwana am I cursed or something...? Wil I ever find love.. I met this girl at my place of work( she was my customer) .. from the moment I met her, I felt it, I knew , she was the one I wanted to be with .. I vibed her and to cut the story short , we
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I'm 23 years old and feel like I'm not meant for love. I've dated several guys (24) since the beginning of the year, all have managed to 'smash' me (have sex with me). 13 were one-night stands, and we ended up fighting afterwards.
I feel like I'm losing it because we always
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Alot transpires in Ug, you hear Canary and Shasha Ferguson, then population census kicks-off, before Ray G dominating, boom! M7's letter leaks, Ssemuju and crew sit to analyze the letter and Sheila Gashumba can't bear being no-where on news, she parts ways with Rickman,
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Hey Admin, How are you doing. Hide my identity please. So me and my husband do the same job. Though he's Abit older than me, 6 years older.
Me and my friends were going for a short trip outside the country. And my friends are against this thing of going with my husband for ....
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Admin,
I'm dating with my father we even have 2 kids together but mom doesn't know. I'm 19 years old now i started making love with my father at the age of 14 , firstly it started as rape but later on i started getting used to it until i feel inlove with my dad. I got pregnant
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I will tell you my story but please cover my identity, I don't want my reputation to be ruined.
So munange, my long-term best friend was married, we were together in o level and in nursing school, we even did internship from the same hospital. We were close.
So this girl.....
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Admin, I took this chic to the lodge and she started with a comment; "So these guys have changed the bulb?"
I run away with my bu Condoms 👐👐
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Hello admin,, hopefully u are doing well. This is my confession,,, am a student at a certain university around Kampala. Last month this guy comes to my DM wen he was like " Hello bbie gal,can you give s*X and BJ for 200k for a night". Me poor gal because I had some financial
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Admin, I'm female , at home very bored... I bought meat and failed to cook.... Banange which lovely person is there I come with my ka meat, cook and we eat then laugh out our hearts and I come back home happy with both meats eaten🌚
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My friend died a few years ago. I got a surprise call from his number today. It turned out to be his little son. He asks me for a bike. I asked him if he knew me. He replied, "no, but I found a photo of my father with some man and on the back ..........
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Hey Admin,
Please hide my identity. So I had a group of female friends at campus. We sat together during the first lecture, and that's how we got to be friends. We bonded immediately.
We didn't exchange numbers immediately, but ofcourse we got to know each others name, and
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I sometimes check my girlfriend's phone when she's asleep because she's always on her phone, laughing and giggling while chatting. I realized there's this guy who's always entertaining her. I felt it would be immature to ask what's going on between them because the chat is not
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My sister inlaw came over to help out fry some cabbages when my wife was trying to put the child to bed.
This sister inlaw has been giving me green light so on this particular evening, I bent her over in the kitchen and we had a quick one while my wife was breastfeeding the
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Admin, been married to this lady for now 3 years. We have one child.
I lost my job months into our marriage. Life became a little bit hard for me. Our marriage started from a house party where we f!cked and she never left my house ever since.
So a few months back, I was......
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A parent in SMACK just contributed 200m for the construction of a classroom block.
In that same school is a kid whose parent is suffering to raise him school fees.
Such, gaps just demoralize the student even coz the kid is always mentally ill
This world has never been fair
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Admin.
My man works in western Uganda and our home is here in central. So that forces him to be away from here for some months.
My friends gave me rumors that he has a young girl in western Uganda where he works, I asked him he denied.......
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Admin, am 26. My dad paid for me from baby class to university and am jobless
Yesterday I made a list of basic requirements I needed and he refused. Not this man wants me to do what?
If he doesn't give me these things m taking him to police.
Did I force him to reproduce me?
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But for sure men are not people😭
All the styles I gave this man thinking he liked my sweetness and waking up to a chucking Whatsapp message😭.
But men are maggots walaayi😭😭. Lemme first cry admin😢
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My day is 64 and am 30, So on Saturday, I was heading to my ka secret Lodge in town and I saw my father coming out of the next room with some ka girl in the range of 26 years.
None has confronted the other coz we all had different women from the ones the family knows.
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Please keep me anonymous. I'm a 26 year old lady working as a nurse. My best friend is my age but she's doing so well. She started working when she was 21 and she's a manager where she works now. She drives a nice car and has a beautiful apartment in the suburbs. I still stay at
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Admin, here is Florence the 49 year old again. The other ka guy you gave me was weak.
He dint go up to the 7th round as we had planned. I paid him for only one day and chased it away.
Get me another guy.
Must be HIV NEGATIVE
Iam HIV POSITIVE
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Has anyone ever walked in on their parents having sex? I'm traumatized, I heard my mum moan accidentally and I thought she was crying coz of something rushed to open her door only to see her on a doggie with my dad and saw how big my dad was too.
I cannot look at them in their
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So admin, at campus I had this chic I was dating in my 2nd year.
I honestly loved this chic, she would serve beans bulungi until she joined phaneroo and watoto at the same time. She started telling me how she wanted to get back holy, cleanse her self spiritually, etc.
I was
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My boyfriend introduced me to his friend that came from abroad last year November. We all went on a vacation together we both exchanged numbers and got talking from there. Three days later, he asked me out. I told my boyfriend about it but he didn't say anything.
We started ....
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Admin, i graduated last year at 30. After returning to my village, my parents began to worry about me because all that time I've been in school they had not seen me even with a girl or to be accused of nothing. For sure I was 100% pure.
As per our culture, my parents decided to
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Hide my ID
I have this single mum that we are meeting these days. Her husband is abroad
We met in a bar here in mbarara and she is a munyarwanda and I had started loving her coz we've had gud times with her
But her .......
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To that one English teacher who used to tell me to take books for marking to his place and he eats me instead of marking books👐😂
I miss you Teacher Mark
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At Mubs in 2020, we had this lecturer called Ambrose.
Nigga f!cked me saying he would give me an A in his paper. On release,I had a B
I run and told the principal. Like yo, the Deal was an A
Well, I've been doing that ....
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Admin nswadde nenswalukaaaa let me first cry😭😭😭
Was bonking a chic my house is a double room with one bedroom as we were having cex the door was open didn't know my little bro would visit me today he came straight to the bedroom only to find me nga ndi mukwesa mpiki nzena
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Admin, I've been holding this for a while but I can't anymore. I had this one friend who was dating a certain married man in Kampala. The wife to this man always told this girl to leave this man but my friend couldn't listen.
The man's wife was actually my mum and the girl
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Hey Admin.
Please hide my identity.
I'm a student, please don't judge me. I had a boyfriend who was a fellow student and an agemate. He was caring and hardworking (selling shoes on his status).
Despite all this, he was not able to fund al my needs because I have an expensive
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Banae what is happening now days with women. I was in a relationship with a woman for 5 years and later we all decided to quit. She appeared like she wanted to us to stay together but I was determined to quit.
After 2 years I decided to love again. Bro, little did I know that my
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Admin, so today I go to my friend's house (single room) so I reach he opens the door we talk normal jazz as I was seated on the bed at around 5 to 6 Kati it's time to leave he asks me your just leaving like that , I was like azin , then his like you donno🙌🏽.. he comes he pins me
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Fahad, we fucked each other's mums. We're even now. Stop sending me people to beat me up.
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Admin hope you’re doing good 👍
Anyways I’m an UBER guy so on Saturday last week I got a ka request from ALCHEMIST BAR it was late in the night. So I head to the pick up point and there was this hottie brown shwaty with some serious behind (nyash), she enters my ride then we
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If your Dad's car numbe plate is UBQ 231F, you have astep mother at MUBS
And he is seriously fighting to take away my girlfriend 😭.
Mwana warn your father coz me am going to hit him a flying round kick.
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Admin help me post this on your platform. This Is my 8th abortion with my boyfriend.
I aborted for my boyfriend 7 times but we can't use protection because his sperm makes me glow. His sperm makes a woman glow like no other even without cream, so for this reason I have been
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Admin, am a student at MUK
Last year after exams messed my head up, I decided to smoke weed to calm down. It was my very first time. A few mins later, my cl*toris started twerking vigorously. I cried the whole night because of extreme horniness! I was single and it had been like
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Admin storekyi.. Bambi post this coz it's funny. I know it's funny.. So I decided to play those cards of when u loose a game u take off a cloth. Was playing with girlfriend. Kati I loose the first 2 games intentionally so that, she feels happy. So I take ........
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Hello admin keep me anonymous
Lyk yo 2 years back was my first tym to buy a prostitute 😂
So i had great anxiety of leaving the prostitute in pain coz bajooga😂
I put some jelly of methoplus around my femur and went and bought the prostitute😂we entered the ka room and she
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I posted a nice photo of myself on WhatsApp, a class mate of mine who's married with 2 kids viewed my status and immediately posted "You're not going to be young forever, a woman's value is tied to her family and husband. Make the right choice."
I have been nothing but
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Hallo, please post for me this. I have been with this guy for one and a half years. Everything was good. He used to take me to trips in Dubai . Paid my rent. Now He got another girl pregnant but he says he doesn't love her, he just wanted a .......
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Admin🤣I was crushing on chick so bad and i wanted to eat munae so wat i did, i played mind games…omanyi fe the men are always above and wiser than babes so wat i did…i promised her a plot of land, even took her and showed her some plot of land that I even didn't know the
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Hey Admin, I'm a single married woman. You're asking yourself how I ended up in this situation, right.
My marriage used to be perfect like any other, until my husband got a side chic. I an introvert and he's an extrovert so that's how he ended up getting a side chic from where
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Babu Owino: Half of the members of parliament are stupid.
Speaker. Hon. Babu Owino please withdraw that statement.
Babu Owino: My apologies Mr. Speaker, half of the members are not stupid
Speaker. Thank you, lets move on.
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There's this guy we brought from the village to tend to our farm here in Kampala. He's a very reserved guy. Doesn't know much about life or the city. But I think he got a chick that likes him. So he was telling me about her and how she had told him she wanted sex. I have him the
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Admin, but that ka Lumu Sophia is a meat seller in our ka town here. Even my friend has been chewing her for free.
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I have this wierd confession really wierd😂😂i have some friend of mine who is a player but he doesn’t date a girl for even a week 😂😂but there scenario tht every chic he dates i make sure she my friend and shud be having her digits because he introduces me to them …he dates a
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Travelling From Gulu to Kampala for the BOU aptitude test only to score 23%
Wtf a scam was that?👀😢
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Hey admin, I have a best friend, who I have always trusted so much. I have always trusted her so so much.
That aside, for 3 years, everytime I got a job, I would lose in in 2 weeks. She usually visits me at work since she's a friend. She's even on my CV as a referee. I told some
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Hello admin, how about you Pick a day and connect all the single weirdos to their weird soulmates here
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Hey admin,
Am texting this in a clinic awaiting HIV testing.
REASOAN:
I've seen many confessors awaiting for female enumerators to chew them but My story is a different one, I gladly chewed a respondent today. I was busy questioning this lady about her clan and I jokingly told
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I went out to a lounge with my friends. While there, I met this girl who was sitting alone. I approached her and invited her to our table. We spent the whole time talking and dancing, since it was really late, I asked her if we could lodge and didn't object.
For my mind, I
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Hi Admin, My girlfriend went out mbu with her friends but she's not come back. its 23:39.
I'm here watching Germany alone I'm not bothered though, kasita she's in her Ps tebajjamulya sikyo?
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Admin, it's me the guy who went to serve the 49 year Florence.
Admin, thing is like this. I reached there and woman had dogs in the house. As I was serious doing my work, the bu dogs were licking licking me on the buttocks. The ka thing licks you the legs, bites your toes as
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ADMIN,
I've received this message from my ex wife this morning
"Wabula just know nalı nakukoowa I saw wali tokyaali class yange.
Remember omwana yasoka you were very broke and landlord used to give me money. That's how landlord made me pregnant and couldnt deny his money...
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Hello Admin.. First of all I want to thank those galz who sell to us their meat and also offer delivery services to our places of convenience. Secondly I want to also complain about those galz who joined the business but can’t handle every size of D!ck! Now this gal visited me
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Admin olyotya
Mwana gwe am in the hospital right now
Naye ekintuseko kika
Went to a gynecologist for some checkups
Guy asked me whether hv ever had sex nga my big sister is there
Banange I didn't know what to say...
Chic was bragging on the doc the way am virgin
Banange kyoka
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This chic received salary like today, then in the evening she was seriously asking me for hair money.
But do women ever have some simple logic in them?
Her salary is bigger than mine, I've mob responsibilities than she has, then mbu hair money.
Tell me I'm not dating a malaaya
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When you go through these confessions,
Does the pressure increase or Decrease?
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Admin, kindly post for me anonymously please.
My name is Esther, I am 26 years old and living in Masaka. I want to know what happens when you use your menstrual blood to cook for a man. I've done it almost ten times to my boyfriend but he seems to still not be .......
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When I met my girlfriend almost a year ago, she told me she was a virgin and that she wanted it to remain that way until marriage. I love her so much so I told her I was okay with it. The problem is that I've started hearing rumors that she was always sleeping around before we
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