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up and coming commentary journo, keemstar 2.0, genuinely evil

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Joined January 2022
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making a 🧵 about this because it is so so so much worse than I thought.
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2 months
50k subs on Youtube. Gotta be catered to 7-9 year olds. If you find this as disgusting as I do, be sure to report it. Only way anything gets done nowadays.
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@DelysidOfficial bc its Asmongold and he is legitimately barely a human
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@uncledoomer communication is key brother enjoy the food❤️
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@718Tv give the boy @smackedwards creds
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@creepy_susie rly thought this was abt to be a scary maze style screamer
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@luhrixx even the people saying this is true are saying ‘yo um … this is a lot, but, yeah’
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@tulpapilled it’s what happens when we teach people virtue signaling is actually an effective way to facilitate change
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10 months
@kenshirotism @FlamencoTV_YT it’s also a fucking article vs a documentary length dramatization - I genuinely do not understand why it matters if he uses the article as long as he cites it, which he did eventually. he won’t make that mistake again. to call it ‘plagiarism’ is a cope beyond coping
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@fractalcounty chungus just hates brilliance
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@meatcanyon I’m scared for you Meat - the swifties are coming. best of luck.
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@DocStrangelove2 it’s so weird to me how the most intuitive solution to fixing citizen’s view of the police as unreliable and corrupt seems to be the furthest from their mind. AKA prosecuting police to the fullest extent of the law for illegal actions like these. If we did that every time and had
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@ribbcag3 this is a human ability, non gendered lol
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@cliff_ohio I’m w/ you when it comes to violent crime; but there’s def a lot that needs to be done in terms of prison reform and making sure we don’t ruin ppls lives over nonviolent mistakes
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@Bowblax @shoe0nhead it’s just the amplification of the ‘us or them’ mentality as you get further on each side, left or right. It’s not as common but the same thing happens on the right imo
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@whatsgoodgurl the one of him wagging his finger after getting pushed killed me
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@Bowblax just know you brought all of this on yourself, RIP
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@nicholasdeorio it’s so weird how much of a whiny baby Nerd City is, vids used to be bangers
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@billybrizzle420 would you stomp on it for 2 billion dollar tho?
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@oompaville i had no idea you had a little brother loving the prank
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@DocStrangelove2 biggest question is why would they reveal to the greater public this is so easily possible — if anyone wants to make a 10,000$ gofundme we could make a mercenary army
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@buckadeath they charged him first
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@ratbitebaby tfw this was Mamamax’s unironic thesis
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@ReviewsPossum the horns would make his tummy very upset at the very least, this much is obvious
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@DePropaPanda @Trail_Cams it’s from a rope tree
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@Bowblax @luhrixx shoulda thought about this 24 hours ago lmfao, not sure if you know this but you actually didn’t *have* to make that ‘bully’ stream
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@harl71417 anything owned by a big enough corpo
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1 year
@rotten_tomato3s @Dexerto I’m not seeing any community notes😔
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1 year
@DramaAlert vito has to be the biggest bad take machine i’ve ever seen
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@erkasse @DelysidOfficial no way you’re calling me an NPC autistic bisexual with adhd that uses emojis in bio
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@Wendigoon8 I have a cryptid iceberg I made from the encyclopedia of cryptozoology that categorizes various kinds of cryptids into different bergs, if your boy doesn’t get back to you feel free to dm me!
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9 months
@weirddalle it was p impolite to hit me in the face with such existential dread at 9:20am
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7 months
@Dream @WilburSoot such a slap in the face to anyone who took you at your word before you came out with your response. Really great way to pay it forward to people in similar situations, with no evidence other than testimony. Really hope you’re proud of yourself. karma wraps around eventually.
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9 months
@Toastify_ ‘quick just delete all of it and act like it never happened, everyone will just forget if we wait long enough’
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1 year
the axis of evil @nicholasdeorio
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@JacobYerkes2 what the hell does this even mean Jacob
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REMEMBER: these are the creators that make Max mad enough to privacy complaint (will add to if i find out more) @IrrationalChad @nicholasdeorio @FakeBigBunjeee @MattPittSFTP @luhrixx GIVE THESE CREATORS A VIEW😃 it’s clearly effective content😂
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@fractalcounty wheres my boots
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10 months
this is an awesome demonstration of why i think all of the IH hate is braindead we have: TT, a conniving, proven liar who has repeatedly taken credit for others work again and again and again to a notorious and villainous degree. basi a scam peddler Illuminaughti: commentator
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@zaptiee god i literally couldn’t imagine unironically listening to music like that
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@nicholasdeorio least shady OTK member
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lil bro talking shit behind a block bc he got too hurt over me showing all his dirty laundry 💀🤡
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@biggestjoel their standard is boogie lmao so this is amazing
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@redshibe_ this feels like it inspired like half of Pilot Red Suns work
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@CommentCopped
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YouTuber Turkey Tom got into a crazy fight yesterday at UFC 302 ‼️🤯
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Mama Meme
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@LeonLush twinsies my friend 😎
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is it just me or are y’all counting down the days until he runs into an armed mentally unstable doordash driver
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BREAKING MAMAMAX NEWS Null (who runs Kiwifarms) has taken special note of Max’s thread just when I thought this dude had collected all the enemy influencers like they were pokémon he somehow gets another one lmfao
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y’all this happened on stream last night… i’m so thankful for everyone who’s supported lately and can’t wait to keep growing!! this is the YEAR OF THE HIMPLETON MFS and so is 2025, BIG things coming
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@WellDoneRibeye @DAVID_FIRTH fr???? that’s insane… every single thing i hear about it just sounds worse from his end - thank you for giving me actual new info instead of just calling me an idiot I really appreciate it
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@OmegaBlackArt that’s how you know you made it
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@nicholasdeorio like for a tbh and rate 😜 ahh post
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he depicted her stans more generously than they’re representing themselves lol
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Taylor swifts break up. Link below
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translation: GUYS HES EVIL I SWEAR IM NOT EVIL GUYS I PROMISE you downloaded daisy’s destruction, confirmed you watched the uncensored trailer, deleted the evidence from your server and (key word here) SEEM like the type of guy who repeatedly orally inseminates tiny babies🙂
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@HDDBArt @BeratStuff hope that truck driver got arrested for not moving
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@IrrationalChad @marionumber4 to their credit it’s not on purpose, they never read past the titles
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@pansexualpanic @luhrixx testimony isn’t proof. if you’re so convinced, why not defend it on call? unless you’re solely doing this for the bandwagon salem clout🙂
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@lilyisntactive @ribbcag3 lol nah i just am a big nuance/gray enjoyer, and think that black/white is the reason for war bigotry and a lot of the unrest in the world. i saw the weird vapid sentiment of men ruining everything and corrected it, what’s unhappy about that? and, sorry, who’s crying?
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@zaptiee @AugieRFC why did i actually think that was you
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lmfao moth is SOOOOOOOO PISSED y’all I TOLD YALL THAT STREAM WOULD BE MEATY MOTHAFUCKAS
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what the fuck just happened
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@GeebMinister paul mccartney is dead
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@mynameistuvv $1B then I take you to an even COOLER dinner
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translation: I am a giant pussy and know I will lose if I go into a call with this guy also you… know I took that picture right? I was trying to look weird and retarded? y’all know he looks like this lmao💀
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BRO
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sen’s followers btw — if smth comes out of this on bowb’s end it is so fucking over for him it’s unreal do not do this lmao @Bowblax
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@Onision @InternetH0F ladies and gentlemen, the gatekeeper of comedy Greg
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we are so fucking back
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@ratbitebaby the fact that his bio is ‘let’s make this world a better place’ and the entire thing is just him 😔😔😔 ‘they’re playing the most popular american music genre’
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sen’s followers btw — if smth comes out of this on bowb’s end it is so fucking over for him it’s unreal do not do this lmao @Bowblax
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Please HELP ME I need an animated title card - I already have the exact idea, and obv will be willing to compensate however much WHERE DO I FIND THE ANIMATORS LMAO
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PLAGUED MOTH NEWS‼️ if you watched @luhrixx live last night, we dove into the Plagued Moth discourse. I want to make an update to all of that now. we watched two livestreams and a video from a creator called ColdRaven’s Nest, who, although very animated, was presenting like he
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@fractalcounty they hated him bc he told the truth
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@AnisaTheGreasy do you ever stop between the rage filled typing to look at what a dumbass this makes you look like, to be coping this hard about the literal lolcow podcast
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@lilyisntactive @ribbcag3 I hope you can lose your spite for such innocent things eventually and learn how to be happy
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@nicholasdeorio make sure to check out his take on copyright from a few weeks ago too, it’s a wonder he didn’t get more shit on it he bullied a streamer into removing a clip bc according to his take on copyright it’s okay to strike for ‘nonconsensual use’ of a public twitch stream💀
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Whelp. nobody kill me for this one 🚨TURKEY TOM/TOMDARK NEWS🚨 Turkey Tom has gotten himself in a bit of hot water on Tom Dark after platforming an alleged 18 y/old heroine user on stream. He took this further by making it into an upload today. It’s confusing, because as you
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@CptMuchoTexto really just hoped for a lot better from hbomber
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@zaptiee Cmon cap! They have the legal right to marry now, don’t harass them!
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@Onision narcissists do tend to lack self awareness
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@Sneakernets you fundamentally misunderstand the element of the content they’re saying cannot happen anymore lol.
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NEW PRIVACY COMPLAINT DROP: @Toastify_ @ChristheNarc @OrdinaryGamers give their vids a watch too🫡 All this is telling me is THESE are the best coverage lmfaoooo be sure to dm me if you get a priv complaint if you’re a smaller youtuber so I can add you
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REMEMBER: these are the creators that make Max mad enough to privacy complaint (will add to if i find out more) @IrrationalChad @nicholasdeorio @FakeBigBunjeee @MattPittSFTP @luhrixx GIVE THESE CREATORS A VIEW😃 it’s clearly effective content😂
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@AnisaTheGreasy girlllll that’s me being haha hoo hoo hee hee, try not taking yourself so seriously it’ll do you some good 😊 i figured the bathroom wall sleeves you got were in a similar vein
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Streaming TONIGHT! Talking about Mister Sen, Ali Koca Interviewing @SalvoPancakes about the current state of the commentary universe
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@defnoodles I don’t like seeing your V-line Dennis. Why did you not ask any of us for consent before this
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@melinagoranson this guy is sitting next to me, he seems cool tho idk
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@realbuntyking freshly deleted Clara take hot off the press
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HAHAHA to clarify the last thing I was gonna say to him is how about your fanfic likes including 14 year old kids getting fucked?? does that count? good riddance you waste of air 🫡
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@GeebMinister *tapping watch obnoxiously* I DONT HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY
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@AnisaTheGreasy tryna collab on OF? or whatchu tryna say lol
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TW: Goblins @IrrationalChad is on stream OGLING at goblins. are … are we okay with this?
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petition to have it be @BlueSquidComms
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@yt_timesix i respect your decision 100% but it was such a solid channel you’re a great presenter man and just know you could absolutely still do a great job making vids about anything else creepy
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MAMAMAX NEWS🚨🚨🚨 We have successfully identified the ‘detective’ Spencer talked to upon ‘calling 411’ (her words) ‘Detective Fontana’! Spencer has said multiple times on record she’s a BIG fan of law and order. Must be a cool coincidence!
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@Im_Misko @CultureCrave i agree but gotta give the lazy bones some options so they shill out for it too
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@juniorhoncho @JustinWhang HP love craft mathematically factoring the best name for his cat (he already knows, just double checking)
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@nicholasdeorio you’re on point w the 2mad parallel he’s just frantically connecting points and waffling abt random ppl (at least that’s how it feels if mf ain’t gonna show proof)
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@AugieRFC i’m so confused how Harley (as a supposed “comedic” creator) can’t understand that creators known for being funny are going to crack jokes leading up to the fight like it’s fine when you call egoraptor’s audience incels bc … uhhh… wait why was that fine?!?
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you couldn’t even get his real name right it took you 15 hours to correct have you even fucking met him before?
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