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24 / italian like frank iero / queer failure / u16 dni / 🍉

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what if we kissed on the phlesbian bed 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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also they’ve complimented our shirts and said they wanna add them to their merch lmao
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this was after the whole “blablabla so rude, finger in his face” - he was all smiley!! also as you can see i gesticulate a lot when i speak, this is just the way i communicate, especially when i’m anxious :) now please stop
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the phitalians
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Sparks Fly #HeyVioletAcousticHangout a Bruxelles |via insider http://t.co/xPWVSXkwiD
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@HeyViolet CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN FOUR DAYS OMG #ROWSOTour
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i beat josh at rock paper scissors and they played runaway blues today is a great day
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can’t believe i’m one of the few people who’s got a pic with 2022 phil lester
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@narlielocke it’s there!! a friend of mine saw it :)
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GUYS WTF PHIL LESTER IS SAT NEXT TO ME AT DAN HOWELL’S SHOW
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just met our other selves! @Astro_Fil
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@dornisback la mia bisnonna rubava i sacchi con la polvere da sparo e ci si faceva le mutande (con la scritta ‘esplosivo’ sul culo) lmao
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@cardiganlftv @TheeOnlyMGC my dad saw how hurt I was when I couldn’t go to tmh tour and promised me that he would’ve helped me getting tickets for the following tour. needles to say he bought tickets standing tickets for Bern and didn’t care if it was a 10-hour drive from where we live. at the end of the -
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Louis smiling at me when I told him I write songs as well 🥺 #LTWTMilan1
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@david_jenkins__ ate and left no crumbs
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@cardiganlftv @TheeOnlyMGC - day he found some very good tickets for Turin and managed to sell the Bern ones. he didn’t really care about the concert (or at least he pretended not to), but he was so happy during the entire day, just because I was happy
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haha you lost
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GVF Updates
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Live debut of Runway Blues tonight! 🎥 live at gvf #gretavanfleet
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OMG NICK AND CHARLIE SAW WE’RE ALL DOOMED
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phil said “OH!” and made this face 😲
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kit connor you’re the most beautiful human ever
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@MarioManca “la cantante che fa il suo mestiere” ha dichiarato che si arruolerà nell’IDF dopo l’eurovision
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@fortnitewentz YOU WERE 13 IN 2021??????
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MY BOYFRIEND JUST MET KIT CONNOR WTF
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enby partners representation #WADRainbowProject
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thinking about this… pondering, even…
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ticketmaster dopo aver mandato letteralmente un segnaposto: “bene e anche per oggi il mio lavoro è terminato” #LTWTMilan
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I’M FUCKING CRYING
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my i add these
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The holy trinity of Dan looking angelic at the preshow
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phil lester knows the cup lore 😭😭😭 we won’t clone you don’t worry (unless…)
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@F0REVERDJH phil’s cup from wad in london………………
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@F0REVERDJH phil’s cup from wad in london………………
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@danielhowell i’m buying the tickets for the berlin show bc i loved it so much
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if i had a nickel for every time phil lester mewed in a picture i’m also in, i’d have two nickels… which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
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@danhoweIIs phil was literally covering his face with his hands lmao
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ciao amo mi lavo i capelli letteralmente ogni mattina e sono parecchio attraente baci
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Lately, Nigel had been going out with Adam, a 29-year-old who lived in the apartment below his. Adam was different compared to the rest; he loved sharing facts about his interests with Nigel, and this made the latter feel special. This was particularly true when Adam confessed-
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gonna post the incipit of my #spacedogs ff ;))
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@hqrrykiwi hey this is not a conflict! your people are committing a genocide! hope this helps :)
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@simp4laurits
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@rosiecd @teradar you literally blocked a person who was calmly sharing their experiences of oppression and suffering… bruh
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@DIORVMAR mio nonno paterno è talmente puro che per avvicinarsi al mio cuore mi ha palpato le tette quando avevo 13 anni
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@imironmans oltretutto ha detto che appena finisce l’eurovision si vuole arruolare nell’IDF quindi a me non frega proprio un cazzo
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@beeeperr bruh they’re all fictional characters why are you so pressed
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@wandaselixr he’s literally my biggest inspiration and one of the reasons why i’m still here today, i would never hurt him in any way! i’m sure he’s seen all of the memes and tweets about him always reaching for people’s phones, he definitely got the reference
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could you help me? rt this pls 🥺 i’ll send memes
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also maybe let’s stop decontextualise things! you weren’t there, you haven’t heard the voice tone i used and you don’t know how they reacted :) what can you possibly understand from a single picture?
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@sofiaxacurrr @Haniscinema they all have a double passport tho
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“boh c’è uno che dovrebbe far ridere” #Sanremo2023
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spero che f*lippo sia ancora vivo per legarlo in piazza e lapidarlo porco dio #giuliacecchettin
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@Lass26982785 @rosiecd trolls as in people who suffered/are still suffering because of colonisation and are asking to listen to them? ffs
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@lilly_marquina @ultimoranet fenomeno apri un libro di biologia
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sboomerato #Sanremo2023
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@team_world voglia di sapere quando potrò vedere Niall e Louis
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@inChesterarms io che accetto tutto: 🤡
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just how fast the night changes
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@nickheartstpper because neck kisses are the best
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gli unici uomini che hanno il permesso di vincere sono mahmood ghali e dargen
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le cose sono due o vince una donna o mahmood
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@RenatoPaladino5 @fanpage nonno cosa ci fai su twitter?
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@tobesoace @notonmesistah @hsIotflicker same here in italy. we have to wear them only if we’re inside a shop, on public transport and of course at the hospital/doctor’s. we’re required to wear them outside only if social distancing is not possible, even tho it’s not compulsory to wear them at the beach or swimming pool
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@_valisdying i can’t believe their dynamic is the complete opposite of what i thought it would be
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@Gggonebad_ in quanto femminista dovresti arrivarci che ognuno può fare quello che vuole con il proprio corpo
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@Tomlinbucks he’s a zionist too to be fair
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“nooo bullying and cyberbullying is baaaaad” and then you literally want me to get strangled and called me motherfucker definitely NOT in a jokingly way !!!!!!!!!
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hey yeah if dan and phil laugh at your joke that’s at their expense irl it’s bc it’s illegal to strangle some of you motherfu-
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@BXBYYXQI @mylanagd wtf does that mean? do I need to remember you that anyone literally anyone can say something that’s not true just to drag someone down? there’s people faking ducking suicide just for some attention
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Freddie Mercury is on our money. He was our head of state. Scouts saluted him, military fought in his name. For 7 decades he has steadfastly been the person we look to for reassurance in times of strife. So, for many of us, this is unsettling and we need a minute to process.
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tra polizia e gli ultrà di milan e inter non preoccupatevi che sarete in compagnia poi mi raccomando, piangete se vi accoltellano o vi danno una multa 😚
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vic²⁸ in her rep era🖤
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@iaiaxzayn chiamala così ci fanno compagnia in fila😍😍
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@F0REVERDJH he left it on the ground in front of his sit and my boyfriend took it and gave it to me 😭
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@LoveLarryInLA è anche molto utile usare la psicologia inversa, quindi pensare ‘okay voglio che questo attacco di panico diventi fortissimo, voglio che duri per sempre’, oppure pensare che è temporaneo, che nessuno è morto per un attacco di panico e lasciarlo continuare, così si fermerà
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@mylanagd how can you tell if it’s actually true? asking for a friend
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@EuphoriTori i knew i was non-binary at 5 years old, when i started asking my mum “why can’t i be a boy and a girl at the same time?”. i obviously didn’t know the term non-binary back then, but i wanted to be both a girl and a boy so bad i cried at night
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@mdzsnning that’s funny cause i’m have an anxiety disorder lmao
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dads we’ve been telling you for the past 10 years!! come to italy so you can eat real spaghetti philognese 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
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I’m looking for two VIP gold meet & greet tickets for Dan and Phil’s Terrible Influence Tour in Amsterdam! :) @TicketsDan
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reminder che realizzo questi braccialettini su commissione a prezzi super contenuti! se siete interessatə scrivetemi pure i dm 🤍📝 please rt per aiutarmi a raggiungere più persone possibili
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many of you jokingly “bully” him online, a context in which he cannot hear your tone and actually understand what you mean. but if i joke with him, both of us giggling, i’m the bad guy? i mean :/
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were i to sell them… would you get them?
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also they’ve complimented our shirts and said they wanna add them to their merch lmao
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@celestiaIgirI comunque che ribrezzo i commenti qui sotto
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i served enby realness
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fück off we love his dad bod (i need him carnally)
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Juliana Villarreal
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frankie leros next merch should be diet pills
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@danielhowell @OmgElviraIsHere wait till you see italy
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new pro pic with my loves
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@vittadeville that’s embarrassing y’know
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@dontalkoutloud1 in ordine da sinistra: spagnolo, inglese, educazione fisica, matematica
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per me è aka7even che saluta zia mara subito dopo aver detto fantasanremo e papalina #fantasanremo2022
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y’all be like “hihihi i love this autistic character he’s so cuteeee” and then if someone is actually autistic you treat them like shit thinking they’re stupid
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he’s literally a zionist bro
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For whomever needs to hear it Taika Waititi's a lovely very kind guy btw
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hi @Luke5SOS thank you so much 🥺 you made my day, love you lots and can’t wait to see you💓
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I just wanna see it, back on your body watch you dance around and tell you I'm sorry #HBWAngels 🤍
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like this ig
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@chaoticmothy
Rubi / Mothy ❥ 🧚‍♀️🌺🪽
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how do you serve cunt in a way that makes you look like a dan and phil stan
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ovviamente a chi doveva capitare il 69? #TakeMyHandPadova
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ciao a tutt* 💖 presa dalla noia per la quarantena, ho creato questo grafico, una sorta di sfida tra varie canzoni di @Louis_Tomlinson , se avete voglia di farlo ne sarei feliceee (chiamo in aiuto i profili su lou per farlo girare 🌸) #LTWalls
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if he was actually mad at me he wouldn’t have looked at me dead in the eyes and answered me during the show
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