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this young boy is still suffering the effects of the Pfizer vaccine he was given FOUR MONTHS ago
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i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house.
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English butler seeing me taking a dump with the door open “ah... very good sir.”
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Me when zoomer coworker walks in 25 minutes late: what up slime[I see my boss is watching] I mean hello slime.
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How about my bitch wife? (On the phone 35 seconds later) babe no it’s not about you… it’s about, like, the ideal of a, a masculine perception of a wife, in a way. Like… Yep. Yep. I-yep. No I know. Yep. All right… yeah… Yep. No I know. Yep. I know that! Babe—
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Donald Trimp is like that guy in your grad school who gets covid 19 from Hope Hicks
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@richard_normal
Agreed. And I truly think that I am on the team as well so it’s like a double meaning.
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genuinely curious but why do men not post selfies of themselves
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I would really hate for someone to say this to me
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No country for old men is first and foremost a movie about a guy named Llewellyn
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Ladies if he has a cormac McCarthy section on his bookshelf that means hes cool
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(job interview) probably my greatest strengths are how much I love beer and how many female friends I have
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Disturbed by this theoretical type of guy hypothesized by nymag’s the strategist
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thank you for four years Donald! good luck with your future—you have your whole life ahead of you!
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INCREDIBLE: This Man Took A Picture Of Himself Every Day For One Week
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Allergic to marble :/
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the writer // the writing
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guy covered in ooze looking at a guy covered in slime and thinking to himself “the poor bastard”
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JACKASS FOREVER - ALL PLOT HOLES AND FLAWS [1:09:27]
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I choose Human Poop!
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boom. Just got the password for the iPad of the guy in front of me on the plane. 3531. Your done for pal
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WHICH TABLE YOU SITTING AT⁉️
TABLE 1:
-Me
-Adolf Hitler
TABLE 2:
-Chapo Trap House
-Cleveland Quagmire
-Sydney Sweeney
-$10000000000000
-Free Milkshakes and Burgers for a year! And from wherever you want
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running the bathroom faucet to hide the fact that I’m in the shower
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(On all fours, shuffling around) gru gru gru gru gru—(I notice something and whip my head around. I ultimately decide it’s nothing and resume my grunting patrol) gru gru gru gru
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I no joke was just fired from my job for saying “rice and beans, rice and beans, make me strong, make me clean” at our office lunch
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Looks like theres a big spideroverthere
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Ah, but yes, I indeed find the home to be quite luxuriant and indeed quite magnificent as well
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Learning about a former Bears quarterback who enlisted in WWII and participated in ten amphibious landings in the Pacific Theater before finally dying in the Philippines during the Invasion of Lingayen Gulf. Rest In Peace Young Bussey.
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you should basically never start working until 10:30am. you should also start wrapping things up for the day around 3pm. and we mustn’t forget about the traditional hour lunch.
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congrats to Rishi Sunak! I think he will do a great job!
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how much would it suck to meet your new gf’s parents and the dad is sebulba...
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Playing some Xbox in the shower… No way!!!!! I just beat the final boss! AWESOME!!!
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Banks use millions of dollars every year. If we could just capture a mere 50% off that market, we would become millionaires nearly overnight.
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@Bease11
@EricCortellessa
wow how are they ever going to find a sub 5'11 guy who runs around.
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Yes, a Kramer vs. Kramer reference. That will get the people in the door.
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This person just discovered the concept of “being selfish”
I saw a girl on tiktok say that she didn’t buy anyone presents this year but instead just bought herself all the things she wanted and— that makes so much more sense
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A message to my losing haters and wretched detractors!
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Girls love it when you refer to yourself as “An old chunk of coal such as myself”
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the events of Far Cry 3 actually happened to me once
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You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump
You’re a tiny, stinky ho!
You’ve got a dumper in those trousers,
And a python in your jeans
Mr tru-ump!
You’re a bad hombre with a
Cheeto covfefe!!
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Travis you look absolutely revolting, you need help, you need professional medical help due to your disgusting body
Travis Kelce defends his 'Dad bod' after Chiefs star and Taylor Swift were spotted on the beach together in the Bahamas: 'It's March!'
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Going to the bad chipotle so they can disrespect me and make my burrito weirdly
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How come they named him Doctor Strange instead of simply The Gynecologist
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A chip! A chip! A crunchy oval!
I’d eat them in my dirt-walled hovel,
Suburban home, or stately manor-
I’d have them in most any manner!
Wavy, light, or extra crunchy
These damn things give me the munchies!
A salty, greasy, fun escape,
My favorite. And as for shape—
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Banana bread is just cake! Sorry everyone! It’s cake!
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There should be a type of dog who can talk!
i am so tired of all late night places being centered around alcohol. i do not want to be at a bar or a brewery or whatever. I want to sit in an ambiently lit room with other moderately social people who just want to hang out, make art, read books, etc. in a shared space.
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from what I can tell Elden Ring seems to mostly be about a guy who fights a series of tall guys
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the coach is one of the most goated areas to sit in my apartment
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They call it indica (in-da-cah) because it makes you sit “in da” couch and they call it sativa (si-tee-vuh) because it makes you “sit” in da couch
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Interesting. I see no option for “The Love Of A Good Woman”
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If you leave pizza out overnight it becomes healthful for you
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Come, come, Mr. Bond. You derive just as much pleasure from Pizza Hut’s Garlic Buttery Blend Flavored Crust as I do.
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“This.” -my great grandmother to herself about Betty Crocker’s Ham Loaf Superb
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If your refrigerator doesn’t look like this you are a soy nerd
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Rami Malek is constantly framing people with long Covid as “hysterical”?
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@bulkUSBchargers
amazing. in one fell swoop, she managed to cancel all of the performing and visual arts
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Oops haha... you caught me considering the Earth’s many great mysteries...
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walking in to an area where crime /murder is occurring
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Got this for under $1 - -THE ECONOMY IS AS STRONG AS EVER! THANK YOUE JOE BIDEN!
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