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Sleepover at Shiratorizawa:
“Wakatoshi, your turn. Fuck marry kill: Oikawa, Sugawara, Akaashi.”
“I’m willing to marry and have intercourse with Oikawa, but I’m not killing anyone.”
“Tendou, stop laughing! Ushijima, that’s not how the game goes.
Kinda spicy nonsense (mini 🧵)
“What’s your favorite position?”
Ushijima: missionary
Oikawa: stupid Ushiwaka, they meant in volleyball!
Ushijima: ah. Spiker.
(Off camera)
Oiks: missionary, really?
Ushi: because I can see you better.
“Tooru.”
“Mm”
“Tooru, are you awake?”
“Yeah.”
“Would you love me if I was a bowl of soggy cereal?”
“I— what?”
“Answer me.”
“Wakatoshi, did you really wake me up for this?”
“Now you know how it feels.”
“Ugh! Good night, Ushivaca.”
“Tell me.”
“Yes! I'd love you!”
UshiOi ❣️
Oikawa: Ushiwaka took me out for dinner last night. Then we went stargazing. It was so nice.
Hanamaki: So, when's the next da-
Matsukawa: Shh, he still hasn’t realized it was a date.
Oikawa, blinking: It was a what.
Sleepover at Seijoh:
“Captain, fuck marry kill: Ushiwaka, Bokuto, Sawamura.”
“Easy! First I marry Ushiwaka, then I fuck Ushiwaka. And last I kill Ushiwaka.”
“You are disgusting.”
“Iwachan, don’t be mean!”
Ushijima: Admit it. You like my boyfriend.
Hinata: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to him? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions.
Imagine if Ushijima had a dog. He always is talking about his dog to friends, but they haven’t seen it. And everyone thinks Ushijima has a huge purebred dog of some sort. Until one day they visit Ushijima, and Ushijima is carrying a small chihuahua all over the place. 😭
omegaverse nonsense / Seijoh 4
Oiks: guys, I have to tell you something… I’m pregnant 💖
Makki: oh my god, I’m sorry. What are you going to do?
Iwa: …
Mattsun: …
Oiks: Hanamaki. I’m 30. I have a mate and we want to have a baby.
Makki: I mean! Congratulations!
"Waka-chan, are you still angry?"
"I'm sorry, Tooru. I'm still a bit."
"I see. Then you'd better go sleep on the couch."
"What?"
"We can't sleep together in this mood."
"But it was you who left the refrigerator door open!"
"Yes, but the angry one here is you. So go away."
Nsfw / Thinking again of Oikawa and Atsumu hanging out. They’re watching a movie, comfy on the sofa. When they start kissing. Someone is softly moaning, the other is doing his best to appear smug even when he’s nervous.
They keep kissing and feeling each other when…
“Ushijima, would you hate me if I were the captain of the team?”
“That’s very unlikely since you’re a first year. But hypothetically speaking no, I wouldn’t.”
“Wakatoshi~, would you hate me if I were to kiss Oikawa-san?”
“…you what?” 😡
“THIS IS HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING TOO!”
“Ushiwaka-chan, are you awake?”
“I sure hope I wasn’t.”
“Would you still love me if —“
“Yes, Tooru. I’d love you if you were a worm, or a chip, or an ant.”
“Let me finish! Would you still love me if I were bad at volleyball?”
“…”
“…”
omegaverse nonsense / Seijoh 4
Oiks: guys, I have to tell you something… I’m pregnant 💖
Iwa: congrats, dude.
Makki: am I going to be an aunt or an uncle?
Oiks: …
Iwa: …
Makki: …
Mattsun: don’t be stupid, Hanamaki. It’s too early to tell.
“Ushivaca, I’m home.”
“…”
“Vacatoshi, didn’t you hear me?”
“Yes Tooru, I heard you. I’m glad you’re back, but please don’t call me that.”
“Your polish friends can call you that but not me?”
“It their accent. You’re doing it because you’re mean.”
“Me mean to you? Never.”
I’m thinking of omegaverse UshiOi, with a toddler. Ushi is in the living room with their kid, kid is happily doodling away. Oikawa enters the room and stares at their baby. Ushi gets tense. Why? Because their kid is drawing with their left hand. Ushi knows what it’s coming.
You need to pick an answer for each name.”
“I only want Oikawa.”
“Oh my God, it’s the last time I play with you, guys.”
“Semi don’t go! It’s your turn now!”
Omegaverse / interview with Oikawa
“So, Tooru, what do you look for in an alpha?”
“A tall handsome alpha that can give me tall pretty babies.
»That means some of my acquaintances are pretty much out of the contest.”
[JNT making fun of Shoyo and Iwa on the gc. Ushi is hopeful]
“Waka-chan.”
“Hm.”
“What would you do if I didn’t exist? Would you be dating another person?”
“…”
“A-ha! I got you! Tell me about them right now.”
“No, Tooru. It’s nothing like that
>>I was thinking that if you didn’t exist, I’d be looking for ways to find you.
"Waka-chan, do you love me?"
"With all my heart and soul, Tooru."
"If you love me that much... would you carry me to bed?"
"It would be my pleasure."
/
"Omiomi, do ya love me?"
"No. I've been thinking we must live alone again."
"DUDE FUCK OFF"
#UshiOi
drunk confessions
Wakatoshi watched him from afar, fascinated by his loud laugh and confident self.
And Oikawa, oblivious as usual, didn't even spare him a glance.
“Ushijima-san, are you okay?” he heard a familiar voice next to him.
UshiOi / NSFW / Random nonsense
Ushijima fucks Oikawa slow and steady. Oikawa whimpers and writhes beneath him, begging, pleading for more. Ushijima knows that his lover is tired, that he needs to relax.
“Tooru…”
“Yeah?”
“Are you sure you’re happy in this relationship?”
“What?”
“Are you lying to avoid hurting my feelings?”
“Ushivaca, we’re married.”
“That means…?”
“That I love you and I’m very happy with you!”
“Okay 😌”
“What’s your favorite position?”
Oikawa: hey don’t ask him, he’s not even a player
Iwachan: I was going to say setter, but now that I think about it, best position is when I’m kicking your ass!
Oiks: you’re so mean Iwachan
Iwa: you’re not even invited, fuck off
Wakatoshi unlocks his phone one morning, and his heart starts beating hard in his chest. He has a message from Oikawa. He has texted Oikawa many times (simple things such as "good morning", "nice game", and "have a nice weekend".), but Oikawa has never replied once.
“What’s your favorite position?”
Bokuto: fetal position is how I sleep best
Atsumu: they’re talking about sex! Cowgirl, by the way.
Bokuto: oh! In that case, I like it best when I’m pressing Akaashi against a wall.
“No— that’s not what I—“
Sakusa: (leaves the room)
"Waka-chan."
"Hm."
"What are we even doing? I'm tired of this."
"..."
"I don't want to continue this any longer. We deserve to be happy."
"Tooru..."
"..."
"Tooru, it was your idea to put all these Halloween decorations. We need to take them off if you want the Xmas ones."
#UshiOi
Oikawa, wearing glasses: hey, Waka-chan-
Ushijima: please don’t be so familiar with me. I don’t know you. And I have a boyfriend who wouldn’t like your approach to me this way.
Oikawa, taking off his glasses: Ushiwaka-
Ushijima, smiling: Tooru 🥰
“Ushijima-san.”
“…”
“Ushijima-san.”
“…”
“Wakatoshi?”
“…”
Tendou made a funny face to Shirabu.
“Ushiwaka-chan!”
“Don’t— Tendou, sorry. You were saying?”
“Nothing🤭. /Our/ setter’s trying to discuss the strategy for today. But you’re too busy staring at Seijoh' setter.”
I’m thinking of Ushi going to the rest of Seijoh4 to see if they’re okay with him dating Oikawa.
Iwa: we’re not his parents 🙂🔪
Matsun: what are your true intentions with Tooru?
Maki: I’d say you better not make him cry, but truth is, don’t come back when he makes you cry.
NSFW / I just want Oikawa to be fucked by Ushi, Iwa, Matsun and Osamu? Like is that too much to ask for? The guys taking turns to fuck him? Gripping him tightly until they’re filling him with their cum??? I just? I think it’s a normal thing to imagine.
“What’s your favorite position?”
Hinata: ace!
Kageyama: ace is not a position, idiot
Hinata: who are you calling idiot, stupid?
Kageyama: you’re not even the ace of your team, what would you know about it?
Hinata:I don’t want to continue the interview with him in same room!
“Tooru, don’t be like that.”
“Ugh fine. Yes Ushiwaka, I’m awake.”
“Would you rather have Kageyama on your team, or have Miya as your captain?”
“…”
“…”
“I’d love you as a worm. Good night.”
#UshiOi
NSFW nonsense: Oikawa and Ushijima arguing. Spanglish xd
Oikawa: “I’m not apologizing for saying the truth. No salgas con tus mamadas, Wakatoshi.”
Ushijima, an educated man: you want… a blowjob?
Oikawa: I didn’t- wait. You’d give me one?
Ushijima: 🍽️ of course 🍽️
I'm thinking of alpha!Ushijima during his first rut. He's sure he’s never been, feel such desire. It's like an itch on his body that he can't scratch. And the worst part? He can't stop thinking about Oikawa.
Ushijima bites a pillow, knots his fist as he thinks of Oikawa.
Before I go to sleep i need to share this idea. Omegaverse. Imagine A!Ushijima and A!Bokuto talking on the lockers after practice. Bokuto asks Ushi if something has happened because lately he seem to be in such a good mood.
#UshiOi
| implied recreational drug use. (1/3) | nonsense
“Oikawa is an Argentinian citizen now, right, Wakatoshi?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s kind of funny. He turned from Asian to Latino.”
“Satori…”
“Yeah?”
“When Oikawa and I get married, we’re going to be an interracial marriage.”
Ushijima, thinking: Tooru, you are light. Sometimes, you shine so brightly, I must look away.
Oikawa in a bad mood: 😡😤😠🤬😤😠 Ushijima Wakatoshi, look at me when I’m talking.
Ushijima, knowing he was the one who (accidentally) placed a red sock on the white laundry: 😞😣😔
OMEGAVERSE USHIOI ❣️ OMEGAVERSE USHIOI ❣️
Tooru groaned in pain. Waking up every morning with an intense urge to puke was bad enough, but also dealing with back pain and having sore nipples was torture.
Shiratoriseijoh playing twister:
“Left hand on green.”
“Ushiwaka, get off me! There’s another green dot over there.”
“That’s too far away, Oikawa. I can’t reach it.”
Tendou and Matsukawa share a devil smile.
“Right foot on yellow.”
“USHIWAKA! INVITE FOR A COFFEE FIRST!”
“Oh, are you going to fuck me hard?”
“Yeah baby, I’m about to ride you so good.”
“Wait I don’t want you to ride me. I want it inside.”
“What? I want it inside too.”
“Bitch are you bottom??”
“Why are you using that tone on me? You’re too!”
NSFW // I’m thinking. I’m thinking about Ushi pounding Oikawa from behind, bending him down on a kitchen counter. He couldn’t help it, his husband looked so cute with a baby pink apron, an old Shiratorizawa shirt and short shorts; it’s like Oikawa was asking for it.
I’m thinking about omega Oikawa, burying his face on Ushi’s neck to take a deep breath of his smell. Ushi has been away too long, and Oikawa feels dampness ruining his shorts, oh how much he missed him.
Ushijima easily picks him up to go straight to their bedroom.
“Iwaizumi, I think I’ve been patient enough with Oikawa.”
“I’m sorry, Ushijima. Shittykawa can be difficult.”
“I’d like your help. I want to take him out.”
“With a sniper? Woah, you’re really mad.”
“…in a date.”
“Ah! 💀 yes of course. Here are his favorite places.”
Omegaverse
#UshiOi
"Courting" (super short thing)
Courting was a thing alphas did to get a nice omega to notice them. Omegas' job consisted in looking pretty and accepting or rejecting the gifts brought to them.
NSFW / I hope Ushijima and Oikawa are fucking right now. I hope Ushijima is pounding into Oikawa merciless, as I hope Oikawa is crying in overstimulation, holding Ushijima’s back in a weak attempt to stay grounded on Earth. I hope. I hope.
"Good kissers" |
#UshiOi
| NSFW | Humor.
People are different, and each has an ability that sets them apart from the rest. And yes, Oikawa Tooru is an outstanding setter, and his serves are out of this world, but there is more to life than volleyball (few things, but there are).
nsfw / I'm thinking about virgin!UshiOi. Ushijima's worried because he doesn't know if he can last as the guys in p*rn movies. In the end, as L!nking Park would say, it doesn't even matter. Because Oikawa climaxes first and faster than expected as he bounces on Ushi's dick.
In the end, after many difficulties, one interested alpha gets to see the end of the video. Finally.
“Sure thing! This particular alpha I like smells like home.”
And said alpha smiles warmly as he repeats the video over and over again.
My goblin brain is horknee! I can’t stop thinking about omegaverse UshiOi.
Alpha Ushi knowing he wants omega Tooru as his mate the second he lays his eyes on him.
Ushi’s a man with a mission. It’s difficult because it’s not like he and Oikawa meet on a daily basis .
“Put it inside, Ushiwaka.”
“I’m not so sure about it, Tooru.”
“What? Why?”
“I don’t think it’s a good idea.”
“Inside, now.”
“Tooru—“
“Wakatoshi.”
“…”
“Inside. Come on.”
“I don’t think bread goes in the fridge, but the pantry.”
“Oh goodness. Okay let’s do it your way.”
I’m thinking of a very specific scenario of alpha!Ushi that just bonded with omega!Oikawa. Both are having doubts about it. Oikawa is crying and trembling, so Ushijima holds him tight to his chest. Then Oikawa looks up and asks
“Make love to me, alpha?”
And Ushi does.
“Now that’s a good question.”
“YOU’RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TODAY, MISTER.”
“Love, I’m joking. Of course I’d love you.”
“Don’t lie to me, Wakatoshi! Shoo, shoo. I don’t want to sleep next to someone who doesn’t love me.”
OiHina nonsense, a little bit spicy | I’m thinking of OiHina cuddling and kissing in their comfy bed. The day is perfect to cuddle and lazy around. It’s raining, with some thunders.
Hinata has one thigh between Oikawa’s legs, he smiles as he slowly kisses him.
the drawings from a closer distance. Ushijima stays silent for a while and then smiles. “They got the talent from you,” says finally. Oikawa smiles and sticks his tongue out in a playful way.
All was good. 🥰
Oikawa chants “Nice kill, Ushijima!” at a random adlers game, and Ushijima loses it. After the match is over. Ushijima drags Oikawa to the dressers, asking him to say that again, but in a whisper, just for him. Oikawa does, and oh boy, he gets a reward 👉🏻👌🏻😌❤️🔥
I’m thinking of a Shiratoiseijoh training camp. Tendou is helping Oikawa so he can stretch properly. Ushi thinks Oikawa looks hot but it’s kinda angry at Tendou, doesn’t know why. Iwachan gets angry and knows why “Don’t make weird sounds, Shittykawa! Behave!”
“Waka-chan.”
“Hm?”
“Do you believe in soulmates? Do you think we’re soulmates?”
“I don’t know if I believe in such thing as a soul being real.
»However, when I was a kid I read that soulmates could be explained because people’s atoms were near when Universe was created.