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bc everytime someone uses kms i read it as kilometers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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me and my sister sending our mom similar selfies and clearly...there's a favourite
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pls why are maharashtrians like this arey 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
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hinge delete kar diya, bumble next no more hooking up, you either fall in love with me or nothing 👍🏽
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HE UNMATCHED WITH ME IM WHEEZINGGGGGG LMAAOOOO
i got drunk and spoke with my date about making green chutney with the the kothimbir that's in my fridge FOR 30 MINUTES
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what r we feeling???? keep or return??? help a gurl
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im on a first date after 2 months lord save me 😭😭😭😭
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ex popping in your dream has to be worst form of torture
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sakura szn without the sakuras bc it's too early apparently!?!?!?!?
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avg indian students abroad sab ke sab masterchef bane baithe hain
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i got drunk and spoke with my date about making green chutney with the the kothimbir that's in my fridge FOR 30 MINUTES
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it's been tough being away from home this past year, esp knowing that you'll be missing all imp festivals, getting dressed, helping aai cook, and then the afternoon nap that hits you like a truck, I just want my mom pls also happy gudi padwa 😭🤝🏽
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AAAAHHHH LOOK WHAT I DID heavy food coma incoming
it's been tough being away from home this past year, esp knowing that you'll be missing all imp festivals, getting dressed, helping aai cook, and then the afternoon nap that hits you like a truck, I just want my mom pls also happy gudi padwa 😭🤝🏽
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need someone to just go on random sunny park dates with me where all we do it sit and read with occasional touching and making out
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prateek aryan tweet from your real id you sad excuse for a human being
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fav catto selfie with fav catto
one of my favourite selfies I’ve ever taken with a cat
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mostly by men
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i grew up in a house full of books but not a bookshelf (yes weird ik) so owning one has been a dream since forever (yes silly ik) and today i bought my first ever bookshelf im very happy, now send me books everyone 🥹
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it's a crime to make me dress like this in last week of mar 😔😔😔😔 where's my sonnenschein
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i will spend the rest of my life breaking this pattern and being my own third kind of worst person
Women inherit their temperament from their father and their destiny from their mother.
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ending this cute day on a high note (note the green chutney and delicious sabudana vade)
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only girl at a weed legalization party im one of the bois now
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but my face is too cute to hide it
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ha marathi mulga majhya frn chya marathi lineage la question kartoy karan tini ayushat sadi nahi nesli mhaneeee "tu nakki marathi ahes na how are you not obsessed with paithanis saglya marathi muli astat" hyacha thobad fodu ka men should just chaddit rahaycha majha doka firtay
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dragging the sasur so real for it 😭😭😭😭😭
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just me and golu molu (my pimples, my buddies) chilling in a cherry blossom park doing hot girl shit
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boy thought i had only fans when i told him my job involes being online a lot (i meant social media) 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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woke up at 630am to make this and honestly im so damn proud of myself 😭😭🥰🥰
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is it me or did instagram straight up change their font overnight!!?!???!?
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im fully convinced that you'll feel all this only if the seperation was purely circumstantial or y'all ended on cordial decent terms without all the bad mouthing, prolonged fighting, etc.
saw him and my heart skipped a little and the grief returned and i am back to thinking of being held while brushing my teeth or watching him sleep through the early hours of the morning and the life of shared domesticity we dreamed of and god strike me to death
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In Marathi we say - "deva pandhuranga"
In English we say- "oh no"
In Hindi we say- "Haye daiya"
In Tamil we say- Look between u and p on your keyboard
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want to connect with someone in life sex vagera toh hota rahega
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slept at 10, woke up at 5, am i better than everyone else?
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dressed like the most pretentious berliner baddie ever only to go and eat colourful cupcakes....afterall im just a girl
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Looked like a slutty version on Harry Potter someone get me a slutty voldy
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hehehe called aai today to ask her smth and she was sleeping and obv first question was jhopliyes ka nantar karu ka and obv she said no kay jhala sang na 🥰🥰🥰
Happy mother's day to kids that wake up mom and ask "Aai, Aai!! zopli ka??"
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Holi has turned into such a painful memory. Every year ajji made puran poli and katachi amti, with some of her other specialities. Last year, for the first time ever i didn't have puran poli and katachi amti. I'm glad i wasn't home for Holi, the pain was bearable.
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bhaiii???? i lost my grandparents what are you on 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏽
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“you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”
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this just reminds me of how getting caught or being found guilty of something horrible is a foreign concept to most indian men bc of how they've always farted superiority complex and never been told off for ANYTHING
Meet Indian Visajeet, 27, thought he was meeting a 14-year-old girl Nicki, but was met by paedophile hunters.
He is over on a Student Visa studying criminology & told his studies will end. Lots of crocodile tears & said back home they will kill them.
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no wonder it's my fav flavour
vanilla ice cream is such a h0e the way it goes with everything
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watching smriti irani's downfall has light up my morning, afternoon and night
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flying chappal should've greeted his face in what world is this funny im sorry in what world can anybody LIKE this
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bro let's me sit on his face but the moment i ask him 'what are we?' its like im asking for a lot smh
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roommate ka boyf is here and living with us for a week, they haven't stopped fucking, man I wish the walls were thicker
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should i start tweeting random life details bc i want to
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felt this while throwing my hands and legs around on apsara ali
Marathi songs will have you falling in love with air or dancing in your room like a maniac.
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You can call me a loner but mirror selfies >>>>>>>>>> esp with a messy room 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😔🧛🧛🧛
Yes Shree, filter all old pictures because your phone has lost the capability to take any pictures.
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sometimes I admire how United plays and then sometimes I don't even think they're a real team bc ??????
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y'all don't talk enough about doing long distance with your pets and how much it hurts (the most) my baby turned 13 a few months ago and with every passing day im only reminded of how he's growing old and I'm not by his side brb about to go jump off a bridge
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late last year my dad retired and now he spends all his time with our dog and cat shooting videos of them doing crazy animal things around the house and sending them to me and my sister, that's it 😭😭😭
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im in a gc with 3 dudes and the conversation has gone from an ex gf's wedding to peeing sitting or standing, is this what it feels like to be one of the guys
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they had no business giving it such a gruesome dark ending
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wanna run my hands through his hair while he rests his head in my lap
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If I had a nickel for everytime I heard some kothrudkar say "Karishma la ahe, 10 mintat alo"
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yes, stay away
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why is this picture 5 hours long
this picture goes crazy but the fact that that’s will arnett lighting adam scott’s cigarette here could kill a girl. crazy crossover episode
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i would too be a perpetually annoyed and irritated being if this were my family
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literally the sluttiest line he's ever written but i get it so yes okay whatever you say sir
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I have seen so much of Kartik Aryaan on instagram today that just means janata cannot comprehend the gravity of any situation unless bollywood butts in,,, sab pagal hain 😭😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😔😔
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I have never seen my family interact with each other this much, run around the house from one TV to the other, and experience so many emotions at the same time!! It truly was a super Sunday!!
#ENGvsNZ
#CWC19
#WimbledonFinal
#FedererVsDjokovic
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travelled one hour away from the city bc "nOtHerN lIGhTS" bhai fati padi hain we're literally in the middle of nowhere 😭😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 save me
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i think i look cute and i think you should also think the same (also fun fact, i live next to the scientology bldg)
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DORTMUND YOU BEAUTY YOU MADE ME SMILE SO HARD TODAY
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Aaj mein terrace pe gayi aur gande photos kheeche: a thread
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My school song youuu guysss!!!!! Symbi people back me uppppppp
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the crush just joked about how im using him for sex SIR pls im on my knees here do not do this to me
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a cute guy on the U2 gave me a rose and the way I went red, all smiling and giggling...he got off at the next stop why does god hate me
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ha mulga mala sangat hota to tyacha frn la kasa bhetla mhane on discord and then went on to say "oh tula mahitch nasel na discord" majha haath shivshivtoy itka dharun marnare na hya mulala mi
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