Ananya
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Most brutal? My brother in Christ, he has four more trophies in much less time than your mickey mouse Pedri.
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I'd like to look at this person in the eyes and tell him he needs therapy or a brand new brain.
Lionel Messi not being among the 30 nominees for Ballon d'Or is an absolute joke. Nobody can convince me that he's not clear of at least 75% of the 30 nominees.
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Football is a simple game. You celebrate when you win and when you lose, just blame it on Real Madrid and say they were lucky.
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Honestly, I will never ever lose faith in my club, but I'm also prepared for the worst. Anyways HALA MADRID!.
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Knocked tf outta this guy who stepped on my foot and lehenga with freaking sneakers while doing garba, gotta let em know I play RB π€.
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This girl in my class, she's a new new football fan and out of all the clubs, she chose Tottenham Hotspurs to support just because of Sonny. Should I tell her? π.
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RIP Borussia Dortmund, the victim of second-half Vinicius Jr. ππ».
Second half Vinicus Jr. is the most dangerous and unpredictable player on the planet.
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This should work, looks like Yin and Yang
Post a fitcheck otherwise everything goes wrong in 2025 π.
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Ship his ass back to PSG I'm done defending him idc anymore.
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Morata vs Mbappe - the battle of offsides.
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I sat down my friend, who's new to football, and explained to her about football for 3 hours and made her a Real Madrid fan. I've fulfilled my duties and successfully contributed to the RMA community ππ».
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Imagine begging on your knees and supporting Bayern, the club that destroyed your club several times, to defeat Real Madrid. Petty.
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Fede just got another reason to get that 15th UCL, he'll gift it to Kroos.
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Someone legit called this a Fair & Lovely ad, man I can't- ππππ
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@BilalEdits1 It took him around 5 years to do that, Bellingham has all of that + UCL + FIFA Club World Cup in his debut season.
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Someone said he looks like Neeraj Chopra and I can't unsee it now
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Visual representation of Madridistas after surviving these 90 minutes against Atalanta
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Fran smol Gracia appreciation tweet πΏ
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Rodri winning the Ballon d'Or must be one of the biggest jokes in football history. How do you explain that he wasn't even considered when they won treble with Haaland over him and now suddenly he's in the pole position when he didn't even win the UCL this year.
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Kuchh toh karo π
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I'll actually commit w*ar crimes if they sell Smol Garcia and keep the guy who even Saudi clubs don't want.
π¨ JUST IN: IF a left-back arrives, Real Madrid will try to sell a left-back. Fran Garcia is the main candidate. @MarioCortegana
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It is that time of the year!!! I'm here with my yearly ritual so this is my Hanuman Chalisa for today ππ»
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Did Carragher hit his head or something?.
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Me trying to keep myself calm after the auto wale bhaiya just took a wrong turn and the city is new to me.
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It's finally here, I can die of happiness. Welcome, Jude Bellingham! ππ€.
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Me when I see any tweet dissing Rodri and his entire existence:
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It was nice knowing y'all
Imagine if we actually lose to Milan, every Madridista would disappear from the face of the Earth and resurface only next season.
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Straight out of a movie scene π₯.
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Random thoughts. It is so disheartening to hear someone say that Cristiano Ronaldo has done nothing for football. It just proves you're just a hater and not an actual football fan. I'm just sad that they would rather be miserable by finding mistakes than enjoying his game.
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God saw us struggling with Mbappe and then he sent this angel our way π«Άπ»π€
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CANNOT afford anything going wrong in cannon event month plis take all of it
Post a fitcheck otherwise everything goes wrong in December π.
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Maharashtrians are the most unserious people, this girl called out another girl "aye shemdi, disat nai ka?" in a crowded metro π.
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LMFAOOO I totally forgot Foden was in that u17 squad! Mamta didi's magic is still working for him π.
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Always found this guy and his takes dubious, I'm glad everyone is seeing it now
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Marathi songs will have you falling in love with air or dancing in your room like a maniac.
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At least my prayers didn't go to waste π.Welcome Jude Bellingham π€
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Imagine hating on a woman who watches football, or any other sports for that matter. How jobless and miserable can one be.
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You're lying if you say you're not enjoying this, that is until it lasts
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Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey and Bellingham scored a goal today, my day is complete ππ€.
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Accidentally' played Hala Madrid out loud in the Metro and it pissed off two gentlemen in Man Utd jerseys.
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Ok so my professor is a Barcelona fan and has a Messi tattoo as well and I realised it after I told him my club π .So either I'll cook in the viva or I'll be cooked. Stay tuned to find out!.
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This is one of those moments when you realise how great of a club you support. From the players to the fans, our energy is simply incomparable.
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Bayer Leverkusen π€π» Indian Cricket Team - Winning during the whole tournament and losing the final match.
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Church street, Blossoms, Ronaldo's poster = a good day π«Άπ»
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How do I explain it to this person that how godly Sergio Ramos looked and how ungodly he played.
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I don't like quoting her but sometimes it's important. She got this out of the 1986 archives lol. Also this was the first leg, we won the whole thing with 5-1 aggregate.
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Zizou at RMA again? With ninja turtle? We need this. The world needs this.
π£οΈ Zidane: βWhen you are a coach & there is a player like MbappΓ©, of course you want to coach him. It could happen one day.β
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Seeing Mbappe linked to Real Madrid again. It's PTSD time!
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This Sunday will decide my mental health status for this entire season.
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Up until now I had no issues with Liverpool whatsoever, but this gesture was just really weird, insecure, and stingy from that guy. And the way GΓΌler just stood there is killing me ππππππ.
Itβs just a bottle of water, let the boy have it! π
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Bro is giving me PTSD (Post Turtle Stress Disorder) in real time.
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I proudly present to you, JosΓ© Luis Mato SanmartΓn
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His name is now up there with the legends of the game, Vini Jr. is now officially THE BEST and he has earned it ππ€.
π¨ BREAKING: Vini Jr. becomes the 6th Brazilian to win FIFA World Player of the Year after Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Romario, Ronaldinho and Kaka. VINI JR. MAKES HISTORY! π
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Woman sad, woman scrolls, woman sees Modric renewal news, woman happy asf.
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WHAT THE F*CK. THEY ROBBED OUR BOY VINI SO HARD. DUDE WTF.
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Another day of regret that I don't live in Madrid π.
π¨ Kylian MbappΓ©'s presentation at Santiago BernabΓ©u will be FREE ENTRY. @lequipe π«π·βοΈ
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@Ar1an1tsadiku I didn't count DFB Pokal for this debate and since they think this Supercopa win settled all the debates let's keep it out too.
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900 goals is beyond insane. The word 'aura' simply doesn't do justice to Cristiano-legendary-Ronaldo. #TheGreatestAllTime
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15 TIME-CHAMPIONS!.You cannot make this up. Real Madrid were, are, and will forever be the Kings of Europe. Anyone who thinks otherwise are just haters. Hold that!.
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Please, that clearly Haaland after ghosting in the matches.
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I wanna be a part of it so badddd.
The crowd in Madrid to welcome home the Champions League winners π€―
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The fact that my entire day's mood depends on these two big brown-eyed Disney Princesses
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The tears have already begun π.
From Messi to Vini Jr might be the biggest drop off of quality ever in the sports history.
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Dad: Who sold my house?!?. Me at Wembley watching Kroos make those long passes for the last time
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Adios amigos
Man I don't have the energy to deal with Liverpool, I'm already dying trying to complete my assignments
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Yep, I'm gone
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VINI JR. HATTRICK OMG I USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS β½β½β½.
VINICIUS JUNIOR HAS ARRIVED.
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My name is literally one of the most common names in the country and it's still wrong π
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Double all of Vini's pain and give it to the people who did this to him.
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